In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 854: The charming moment of human spaceflight (middle)
"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"
"Why are you again"? Stark leaned on the door frame, looked at Polaris who was filling out the information, and said, "Are you sent by Congress to slow down our work progress?"
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"Tony Stark!" Polaris slapped the wall, looked at him and said, "You **** idle playboy, can you keep your mouth shut? If you stay here any longer, Tomorrow I will go and tell Pepper, you would rather stand in a daze at the door than go on a date with her!"
Stark rolled his eyes, stood up straight and said: "If it weren't for the fact that your abilities are really useful, I would never let mutants participate in this project!"
Before Polaris could speak, Stark stretched out a hand and said, "Don't say I discriminate against mutants, how much trouble have you caused me?! The big pit under the Mercury base, you fill it up Already?"
Polaris threw the materials in his hand aside a little annoyed, and said: "They are them, I am me, didn't I do a good job in transportation before? You have time to talk here, why don't you hurry up and clean it up?" What about your dirty haircut, dark brown curly hair? Oh my god, I thought I saw my grandpa!"
After finishing speaking, Polaris picked up the information and bumped past Stark, Stark turned to look at her, stroked his hair and said, "Hey, this is authentic American retro, you have no taste little girl!"
Polaris was too lazy to entangle with him. After leaving Stark Tower and getting into the car, she began to read the document. It said her future work content, but when she looked at it, she let out a cry of surprise. Extraordinary amazement.
"Solar system traffic diversion work???... Well, what kind of job is this? There is still traffic in the solar system that needs to be diverted?" Stark is not kidding me, is he? "
After finishing speaking, she lowered her head and opened the set of equipment she had just received, which contained a set of overalls for space operations, a precautionary manual, and an emergency communicator.
Polaris felt a little puzzled, she directly skipped those precautions manuals, and began to study the overalls.
She found an x engraved on the edge of the helmet of the overalls, apparently specially prepared for mutants, the material is very soft, like ordinary clothes, it seems that it can't provide protection at all, only the helmet is hard, a bit like a spacesuit helmet.
Polaris showed a look of disgust, but she still put on this suit before going to space, and then she found that this suit was much uglier than she imagined.
It is more like a diving suit than a space suit, and it is an old-fashioned diving suit. Her trendy green hair makes him look like a light bulb.
Just as Polaris was standing above the earth, wondering whether to go home and change into his uniform, he suddenly felt a shocking "bang".
Polaris was taken aback, then looked around and found that just about 20 meters obliquely in front of him, two strange devices collided together,
Polaris flew over quickly, and then found that it seemed that two spacecraft had collided together.
Flying to the side of the accident scene, Polaris picked up a piece of debris and looked carefully. She found that one of them was Stark's transport device, with Stark's surname engraved on it, and another one that looked like someone An experimental device launched by a country, which contained a tomato and two beans.
Looking at the tomatoes and beans in the experimental cabin, Polaris was very confused. She didn't know much about cosmic experiments, so she could only take out the emergency communicator.
Unexpectedly, it was Stark himself who answered her call. Although Polaris was a little upset, he still said to the other end of the phone: "Stark, one of your transport devices and... tomatoes and beans, hit Are you going to take a look?"
"Tomatoes and beans??!" Stark's voice was full of confusion, he said: "Lorna Dane, I understand that some people like to drink some wine before work, it will make them more inspired , I am the same, but you can’t drink so much before going to space??”
"How did my aircraft collide with tomatoes and beans????"
Just as Polaris was about to speak, there was another "bang" behind him. This time the impact was a bit far away, about 200 meters away. Polaris put down the tomatoes and beans in his hand and flew towards another accident site.
Then she discovered that the things that hit this time were even stranger. One of them was Stark's device, which looked like an antenna installed over the base, and the other was engraved with the logo of the United Nations, and a horn was installed inside. .
"What is this?" Polaris reached out and pulled out the speaker from the wreckage. She pressed the button, and a slightly familiar voice appeared inside:
"What will be broadcast next is the inheritance law of human cosmic inheritance... The earth is a society ruled by law. What we need to emphasize is that human beings have complete inheritance laws for cosmic inheritance, and our inheritance of all inheritance is reasonable and legal. , compliant..."
"What's going on? How could there be Nick's voice???" Stark on the other end of the phone asked in surprise, "Haven't you gone up yet? Are you in S.H.I.E.L.D.? What did Nick ask you to make up?" Nonsense?"
Polaris didn't know how to explain the situation in front of her, so she flew to the first accident scene, turned on the camera on her uniform, stretched out her arms and introduced to Stark: "Look, this is me. The tomato and beans just mentioned..."
Before she finished speaking, she saw another aircraft drifting past her eyes. It seemed that one side was damaged, and it was floating aimlessly in space like space junk.
Polaris stopped the aircraft, and then found that this aircraft should be made by the same country as the previous aircraft with tomatoes and beans, and even the experimental cabin looks exactly the same.
She opened the experiment chamber again, and the result was even more confusing. There were potatoes, soybeans, wheat seeds, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, a chemical fertilizer with an unknown soil and a slight smell, and even a Forage...
Of course Stark saw all this at the same time, Polaris shook his head and said: "It seems that the aircraft belongs to the same country as the aircraft just now, but I don't know whose..."
"China!
”
Stark's roar echoed in the universe, he said: "Jarvis, take me to the spear game immediately!
Tell them to stop shooting vegetables, seeds, soil and fertilizer!
You can't grow vegetables in space!
Can't grow!
! "
"...What?... How many billions? How many billions will not work! There is no place to grow vegetables in the Mercury base! Venus? Venus is even worse! Mars?...Yes, I know, the climate of Mars is okay, but it can't... ...well..."
"Listen, you can no longer launch the aircraft at will like this, it will crash my transport spaceship... No, my transport spaceship has no place to put these fruits and vegetables..."
"Seeds?? Hey, hey, buddy, listen to me, you have to know that my transport spaceship is specially used to transport high-tech materials..."
"You have high-tech seeds??...But...how can I not talk to you?...No, I won't go, I don't have time...Video conferencing? You don't want to teach me how to grow vegetables? ?...Okay, okay, wait a minute..."
Then, Polaris heard Stark's voice on the phone, and he said, "Clean up the scene."
"How to clean up?" Polaris asked.
"Use your magnetic power, drag them into the sun, or make them disappear, don't let these things get in the way, and there will be spaceships transporting resources along this way..."
Just as the Polaris was about to move, Stark yelled again: "No, wait!
! "
Then his voice became quieter, obviously speaking to someone else, and he said: "...Isn't it? Put tomatoes, beans, potatoes, soybeans, wheat, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, soil and chemical fertilizers, Send it back to you????"
"Do you know how precious my time is? What?? How many billions???...Saudi Arabia pays? ? And Dubai??”
"Okay, wait a minute... Who, pack up their messy vegetables and other things and send them back!"
"What? Schiller what are you talking about? Wait a minute, my therapist has a problem... You say no broccoli?? Why no broccoli? One of your personalities hates broccoli so much?? But they bid a lot !”
"Okay, no broccoli, Lorna, no broccoli, don't bring the broccoli back, or my therapist is going to go crazy!"
Standing in space and listening for a long time, Polaris rolled his eyes, sighed, folded his arms, and said to Stark:
"You mean, let me carry these...well, vegetables, seeds, fertilizers, and even a bundle of grass?? Stark, I'm working for you, but I'm not your slave, Slaves still have carriages and donkey carts, you want me to carry these things back?!"
"Take ten thousand steps back, can I carry it back? Where can I pretend to carry it back?!"
Before Stark replied~IndoMTL.com~Polaris felt the vibration again, and when he turned his head, he saw two more machines collided.
No, there are more than two accidents this time. The location of this accident is relatively close to the location of the second accident. First, a transporter with two wings collided with the two machines that were damaged before. Then there was a series of car crashes.
The Polaris flew over, but the more she flew, the more she felt something was wrong, because there was always something strange floating in front of her eyes. The first thing she saw was two packs of British black tea, then a Mexican banana, and two Cuban cigars , three large Sicilian lemons, two German sausages, one large Russian leba...
Stark's roar echoes in the universe:
"Jarvis!
Take the UN!
Why are they sending this **** into space? !
The Polaris in space, looking at these things, feels very embarrassed.
After a while, Stark's helpless voice came: "You still take a sample and bring it back to them. As for the transportation method, I will send a transport plane to it later, and you put everything in it..."
"God! I thought they would use the technology I gave them to start an arms race and create all kinds of space weapons... The worst thing is to improve transportation efficiency and start transporting all kinds of resources into space , What are they doing? Space Farm Products Fair?!
"Whether cosmic radiation is useful to agricultural products, I don't know..." Polaris wiped his mouth and said, "Anyway, it's definitely useless to sausages, and it's also useless to Daliba. .”
"You actually ate it???...How does it taste?"
"It's not good, hiccup."