In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 907: Skrull’s bad luck (Part 2)
"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"
, the days when I was a spiritual mentor in Meiman
"Captain, I called Tony, but he said he was going crazy, can't you really come back and cooperate with me to test your abilities? I just need to occupy you for an hour or two..."
"You also know that doctors need experience. If I can't analyze the patient's psychology and emotions, how can I know whether my ability will work or not? Can't you really come back?" Schiller said in Said on the phone.
Lying on the ground with blood on the corner of his mouth, Captain America clenched his phone tightly, and said in a low voice, "I won't go back, what I mean is that the director's work is very urgent, I must immediately Complete, this is all for our ideals..."
"Okay, then I'll hang up first."
"No, wait!" Captain America coughed twice and fell silent for a while, listening to the other party calling his name on the phone, he said, "Doctor, Agent Carter...is she okay?"
"Agent Carter? You mean Sharon Carter? She's...she's fine, well, no problem, at least as far as I remember."
"Doctor, I hope you can tell the truth, we shouldn't hide from each other, should we?"
The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then Captain America heard Schiller's voice: "You also know that many tasks have not gone well recently, and the director will inevitably be more anxious."
"Agent Carter is relatively young. Compared with the purpose, she hopes that the procedure is just enough, just like you. The two of you are really similar...but the director is just the opposite."
"Yesterday, there was a laboratory involving children's experiments. The director put forward some ideas. Agent Carter was very opposed. He contradicted the director. The director was very angry and transferred her away."
Captain America felt his heart was pulled, he said: "Where did she get transferred?"
"I'm not sure, but she hasn't appeared in the office for two days, but don't worry, the director will not do anything to her, we all know that she has a crush on you." Schiller bit hard The word "you", Captain America knew that he was referring to the real Captain America.
"She can be used, so at most, the chief is transferring her to a remote state, or sending her to some relatively closed laboratories. It shouldn't be a big deal."
Captain America felt his hands trembling, but he still took a deep breath, and then said: "Okay, I understand, but I can't go back for the time being, we will talk later, goodbye."
He held his chest and panted twice, feeling his body recovering rapidly, he tried his best to get up from the ground, ignoring the dust on his uniform and shield, and turned his head to look at the setting sun.
A look of vicissitudes that was completely different from Spiderman appeared on his face, which was more in line with the image of Captain America, but at this time, it was his true feelings, and he whispered: "Great ideals, great ideals... in the end For whom do you have this ideal, and for whom do you want to realize this ideal?"
He took the shield and walked into the sunset. The direction of his steps was not the goal of the mission, but he walked resolutely, like a real veteran who has gone through vicissitudes and sees through the truth.
"Hello? Tony? Steve said he won't come back, can you..."
"I can't! Schiller! Stop calling!
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"...Hello? What? I need the results now? Where can I get the results for you now? Laboratory No. 16 has been reworked again, don't you know?"
"Hello? Lab No. 2 is blowing up again?? What the **** is Otto doing? What? Something wrong with my equipment?? Absolutely impossible! Connect me to Lab No. 2! I want to see it, Otto How can you blame me for the failure of the experiment!"
"Reed, I advise you not to be stubborn with me. The person calling you now is Tony Stark, the most talented man in the world. My conclusion cannot be wrong... What are you talking about? This formula also has Question?? Forget it, let me take a look!"
"Tony, you..." Schiller tried to intervene again, but soon Iron Man's roar came from the phone, he said: "Don't call me!
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Can't you see I'm busy proving that I'm the most talented person in the world? !
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Hung up the phone, Iron Man took two deep breaths, covered his forehead and sat down, feeling deeply tired.
If there is one truly difficult thing in this world, it must be to prove that you are the most talented human being in the world.
If there is one thing that is almost impossible to accomplish in this world, it must be that he has to prove that he is the most talented Skrull in the world when he cannot prove that he is the smartest Skrull Humanity.
The Skrull who plays Iron Man is a scientist like Iron Man, and he is the very top one in the Skrull Empire.
He thought so too. My mission will be carried out very smoothly. Mere human beings have never even gone out of the solar system. How can they compare with the super civilization Skrull Empire in the universe?
Think about it, what the Skrull Empire is researching, the hypervelocity engine re-acceleration project, the dimension jump space stabilization project, the infinite energy output power improvement project...
Looking at human beings again, rocket casing manufacturing, rocket fuel research and development, and Mercury base handling robot design are at best nothing more than machines for extracting star energy, and they are still the most primitive ones.
With the technological level of the Skrulls tens of millions of years ahead, can he still pretend to be a human genius?
Then he discovered that these were completely different things.
The current level of scientific and technological development of mankind has reached a special stage, that is, the explosive growth of scientific and technological branches, uneven technological levels, unrestrained technological creativity, and rare implementation methods.
To put it simply, the vast majority of human scientists now have reached a level of cooking and fun. Of course, this "food" refers to the technology of the Skrulls.
In the view of this Skrull scientist, human scientists are not good at technology, but their mouths are hard, their abilities are not very strong, their willpower is strong, their resumes are not many, their ideas are many, their scientific research level is third-rate, their mouths are stubborn First class.
In the beginning, in order to play Iron Man, the most intelligent genius of all mankind, this Skrull researcher has been using his knowledge to answer various human questions.
After all, he is equivalent to taking the answer to the exam. All the answers he gave are correct, and they are the result of repeated trials by the Skrull Empire. Behavior is fine.
As long as he can answer all the difficult questions, isn't he the most talented person in the world?
Then he discovered that the human race is really interesting.
The purpose of them asking Stark for the answer is not to take this answer to practice and then improve the level of human technology. The purpose of their answer is to argue with Stark and prove themselves The most talented scientists.
The counterfeit Iron Man gave a set of data. Immediately, more than a dozen scientists took this data and proved that all kinds of things were wrong. , the experimental conditions are completely inconsistent with the environment of the solar system.
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As mentioned before, counterfeiters have a guilty conscience. They are eager to prove that they are genuine. Therefore, this Skrull scientist can only make another argument based on the environment of the solar system, and then there are more than a dozen A scientist pointed out that his argument was not rigorous at all, and the basic format was wrong.
"I said Stark, what's the matter with you? You also gave me the equipment description yourself, and you didn't even write clearly about the handling method. Isn't it normal for it to blow up?" Otto's voice came from the phone came.
"If your voice is not exactly the same as Stark's megalomaniac, I really want to doubt whether you are him. The conclusion you gave me last time did not even write the introduction. What do you think of me? ?”
"Besides, I asked you for the sample last time. What kind of mess did you write? How can I show this kind of sample essay to students? If they learn the format of your paper, then I I'm afraid they will have a cerebral hemorrhage..."
Otto sighed and said: "Even the most basic format of the thesis is wrong. If Reid, the poisonous guy, knows, he will laugh at you loudly... Forget it, if you are really tired , then go and rest for a while."
After Otto hung up the phone, the impostor Iron Man gritted his teeth and dropped the phone on the experimental table. He didn't even care about pretending, but said directly: "Basic paper format?? Give it to them! They don't copy it?!
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Just when the counterfeit or Iron Man was already rolling his eyes angrily, another call came, this time it was Reed's voice, he said:
"Look who this is, isn't this the world's most talented Tony" Stark? What did I find? In the data you just transferred, even the symbols are wrong. Don’t you know the difference between full-width symbols and half-width symbols? "
"Oh, yes, you are the most talented scientist in the world, just maybe... well... In terms of grammar, of course, it's okay, it doesn't affect your academic level, I'll just put your Send this piece of information to the publishing house, so that everyone can admire the academic achievements of the genius Stark."
The counterfeit Iron Man hammered the table hard, and he said: "Listen, Reed, my conclusion is right, why should you care..."
Who knows, the opposite party gave a "sneer", interrupted his words, and then said: "The conclusion is right! You are pursuing this point! Let me ask you, in the 26 laboratories, all the genius scientists, Whose conclusion is wrong??"
The counterfeit Iron Man opened his mouth, and he found that he really couldn't refute.
Although the 26 laboratories in Stark Tower can now be connected, and the research directions are different, there is no doubt that they are all the most talented scientists of mankind, and almost never make mistakes.
" If you only pursue the correct conclusion, then I can only say that the title of the most talented scientist in mankind may have to be moved a little bit. Although I dare not bear this title, a person who only pursues the correct result, I am even more unqualified to bear this title!"
With a "snap", the phone was completely thrown out, and the fake Iron Man fell on the chair. He clutched his forehead and began to recall how Stark had done it before.
Before, he hardly looked up his memory, because he felt that he would be foolproof by playing the role of a genius with the answers, but now he found that he would even get some common sense wrong, and if he continued like this, he would definitely be exposed.
After checking and checking, the fake Iron Man was stunned. He found that the Stark in his memory ~IndoMTL.com~ is indeed worthy of the title of the most talented scientist in mankind. He is not only a genius, but also a hard worker , or can't be said to be working hard, he is a little crazy.
How did Stark manage to lead all the talented scientists of mankind, let them work together to develop the solar system, and at the same time walk ahead of everyone, with both management and research responsibilities?
The answer is, busy day and night.
When he was in Stark's laboratory, Stark never took a break for even half a minute. The life-support armor he wore could provide all the living conditions he needed, and he didn't even go to the bathroom.
For 40 hours in a row without eating, drinking, going to the bathroom, or diverting any attention, it is very normal, and it can even be said to be daily. In Stark's memory, his highest record is Continue to maintain this state for more than 100 hours.
Seeing this, the Skrull scientist swallowed his saliva. He felt that he might have been exposed, but that he had already been exposed. After all, Jarvis was staring at him all the time.
However, there is still room for redemption, as long as he stays awake like the real Stark.
This Skrull scientist was able to achieve such high achievements in the original empire because of talent plus sweat.
He felt that he couldn't be as crazy as Stark before, all because he didn't have his life-support armor, but now that he has it, he can do it too.
One day later, Nick Fury, who was inspecting the loss of various warehouses in the office, received a call, and Iron Man's roar came from the opposite side:
"I quit!
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Whoever wants to do it, do it!
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