I Only Want to Farm Chapter 17: Come on, boy, spread your legs!

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E-2222's identity as a parallel importer is poorer than that of the real deity. This is really a sad story. Qin Yu was embarrassed for a few seconds at the time, and finally pretended to be casual and said: "Then come back."

I've seen through your shame.

Jiaojiao showed a disdainful expression, "Okay, I'm tired, you can leave if you have nothing to do."

Qin Yu:? ? ?

Who came out first to bother whom?

"Have you gained weight?" She felt that this discovery was not very secret, because it was too obvious.

"No way! Which of your eyes can see where you are fat!" Jiaojiao resisted the word fat very much.

"The face, neck, waist, and **** are fatter, a big circle." Qin Yu studied it carefully and answered it seriously.

Jiaojiao: "...."

The cat's tail curled up, wrapping around its fatter body, "I'm a poor man, how can I grow fat, my lord? Come on, my lord is going to bed."

Then ignore her.

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"It's impossible not to be ecstatic, the wind is blowing in the west, and people are thinner than yellow flowers..." In the classroom that is not bright, the Chinese teacher's wooden board recited, and some students below sometimes followed.

People are thinner than yellow flowers, and cats are cheaper than people.

Qin Yu lamented that something was wrong in his heart, and while looking away, he began to listen to the class seriously.

But after a day's class, she expressed understanding for Jiaojiao's disdain for her "going to school" step by step.

The foundation is too poor, and she is not very talented. It is indeed difficult to achieve her expected academic achievement in less than three months, and it is also something that the currently low-function Golden House cannot help her achieve easily.

Picking up the pen, Qin Yu wrote down the Chinese, mathematics, English, politics, history, physics and chemistry required for the senior high school entrance examination on the paper.

The Chinese class may be okay, and the difference in perception and understanding also lies in the "probability", but mathematics, English, physics and chemistry are more rigid, will it be intuitive to distinguish the difference? Classes like this in middle junior high schools are only middle classes with a clear watershed, and the only one that is notable is Li Yuan.

"Even if it is Li Yuan, he is only average in Jinyi Middle School next door. My cousin is in Jinyi Middle School. I heard that the minimum level of the first echelon there is 650. points."

"Fuck, six hundred and fifty points!" Someone seemed to have heard something terrible, and asked eagerly: "What about Wen Xi, she is not the first in Jinyi, how much did she pass?"

Relying on his cousin's "hearing", the young man had a sense of superiority recognized by others, so he raised his chin, as if Wen Xi was pampered in his house, and spit out a score in a cold and proud voice.

Seven hundred and twenty-five.

On the 480-point general high school admission score line, tens of thousands of dollars can easily be bought for a single point. After doing the math, Qin Yu suddenly felt that he was not only a pauper, but also owed a huge debt.

The Sajia score is so thin, how can I not be ecstasy~~

After Qin Yu finished feeling, the last class of today was over.

But today the three of Qin Yu need to stay on duty. This is an old rule. Those students who need to catch the bus will be on duty on the same day, and there will be a few more people than usual, so that they can finish cleaning as soon as possible. Catch the bus home.

Generally, there will be plenty of time, so don't be too anxious, but you can't dawdle.

Li Yuan, Qin Yu and Li Xiaoyun got along very well, Qin Yu soon swept the floor, and Li Xiaoyun carried the trash can outside to take out the trash.

"Strange, where is the trash can?"

"Yes, I'm usually here."

The two searched around, and found that the trash cans placed outside the classrooms in the corridor were all gone.

With sharp eyes, Qin Yu glanced over and saw traces of dragging on the ground. Of course, there were also debris falling on the ground.

"Someone took them."

Who is so wicked? ! Li Xiaoyun has a good temper, but he is also entangled. They still have **** to take out.

"Go to the playground."

Qin Yu remembered that there were several trash cans on the playground. This "thief" wouldn't be so mad as to take away the trash cans from the playground.

But when Qin Yu and the others arrived at the playground, they found that not only were there not too many trash cans in the playground, but there were too many of them.

Row after row, all the garbage was dumped aside, and turned upside down on the ground to be used as a stool.

To be precise, it was a few teenagers who stepped on the trash can and looked at the school playground next door.

Now it's time to leave school, and I don't know what I'm watching. Could it be that there is a basketball game next door? Didn't hear anything playing.

Li Xiaoyun was curious, but Qin Yu, who was equally curious, took out the trash cans in his classroom after emptying out the trash, buckled them to the ground, and stepped on them.

As soon as you step on it, you will know why you have to choose a trash can instead of a stool.

The stool is too high, it is easy to be found, and the trash can is just right.

Qin Yu's eyes just passed the horizontal line of the wall and saw a group of students sweeping the playground on Jinyi's big red plastic playground next door.

The same is sweeping the floor, so why are there so many hard-working middle school boys peeping on the other side?

Because they are girls, and they are beautiful goddesses, and the most important thing is that there is Wenxi in them.

It's pleasing to the eye.

"Hey, come down!" When Qin Yu was feeling emotional, he heard a ferocious cry and his clothes were ripped, and when he turned his head, he saw a tall and burly boy looking at her with raised eyebrows.

"Come down! Give me the position!"

It's quite arrogant, who told this to be Brother Xiaoma.

Ma Tiange was also surprised, how could there be a skinny and smelly girl among the boys passing by.

This person was a bully in Qinshi Middle School, and Li Xiaoyuan was about to cry in fright, trying his best to wink at Qin Yu, for fear that she would anger this bully.

But she was overwhelmed. When Qin Yu saw that it was Ma Tiange, he got out of the trash can in a hurry.

Too discerning to see.

Ma Tiange was quite satisfied. He stepped on it, but he still couldn't stand firmly.

Karma!

The bottom of the trash can was broken and he stepped on it.

There is a lot of movement.

All the boys: "Ah!"

Li Xiaoyun: "Ah~"

Qin Yu: "My barrel!!!"

My heart is like a knife.

Ma Tiange's face darkened suddenly, embarrassment, embarrassment.

Why did the barrel break? Because you are heavy!

Almost angry, Qin Yu didn't want to provoke this kind of bully, so he put away his heartbroken expression for a second, calmly comforted him and said, "It's just a trash can, if it breaks, it will break, don't be afraid! Brother Ma, come here , you spread your legs apart, step on both sides of the barrel with your feet, stabilize the center of gravity, and you can still watch when you stand up."

Spread legs?

When Ma Tiange was in a daze, he saw this skinny girl with a serious face: "Don't be dazed, hurry up, or Wen Xi and the others will leave!"

"Step on the center of gravity, hold on, you can do it!"

The tone was as if he was one step too late and couldn't buy the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", and since then he missed the university.

The tone is very motherly.

Is it true love after all, Ma Tiange hurriedly stepped on both sides of the trash can to look at the wall.

Looking at it, it happened that Wen Xi and the others had swept to the corner of the wall, and they were all looking at them with strange expressions.

So... just heard?

When Ma Tiange met the surprised gaze on Shang Wenxi's indifferent face, his face turned red.

A group of boys were startled and embarrassed, several of them fell down.

But at this time....

Qin Yu had already dragged Li Xiaoyun to run away, and while running, he picked up a trash can on the playground.

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For Qin Yu, this was just a small episode, and it was nothing at all. After calculating the difference between 300 points, 480 points, and 650 points at school, after returning home, she I also saw my parents counting the income of some sweet potatoes and vegetables sold today.

Seven hundred and fifty dollars in total.

They are very happy...

Qin Yu suddenly flashed a fragment of her future memory - that was when she was drinking a glass of red wine, which was worth fifty or sixty changes, and her parents were extremely happy.

Her heart suddenly became quiet.

After eating, Qin Yu rushed to help wash the dishes. Yu Sheng tried to stop her, but Qin Yu shook her hand instead, "I have seven classes a day at school, and each class takes forty Minutes, sitting for a long time is easy to get hemorrhoids, you have to stand and exercise, and washing dishes is the most natural activity, and it is also good for me to do housework to show my filial piety. Mom, do you think this is not good? I still hope I get hemorrhoids~ ~~"

Yu Sheng: "...."

How do you feel that my daughter's speeches are very reasonable recently.

After doing this, Qin Yu didn't feel tired. He took a bath again, and told his parents to do his homework, and went to bed after finishing, so that they don't have to disturb him.

Qin Yu has always had the right to speak at home, and with the heavy schoolwork in the third grade of junior high school, Qin Yuan and Yu Sheng naturally agreed.

As soon as he entered the house, Qin Yu entered the golden house with his schoolbag on his back, and re-entered the small world of E-2222 through the golden house.

Oh, what the hell!

As soon as Qin Yu appeared, he found himself in a small dirty room.

This is her small rented house, and the floor is covered with garbage bags of puffed food.

Look at the mess in this place, you don't need to think about it to know that it is a masterpiece of a certain cat.

"Oh, I guess I've found the reason why you gained weight recently, are you playing dead, Jiaojiao."

Of course it is, and the huddled cat remains motionless.

Hehe.

Qin Yu sneered, but the phone on the table rang.

When seeing it, Qin Yu's eyes darkened, and he picked up the phone.

It belongs to Su Qing.

Jiaojiao has only stayed in this world for a short time in this world, just to deal with Su Qing and others' subsequent contacts with Qin Yu, but since Qin Yu plans to re-enter this world, he has not erased his traces, So there is still a connection.

Because there were no dead people in the show, the degree of damage was within control, or the capital behind Wu Han was really powerful, so the show was broadcast in the end, and because the ogre on the hiding island was once a The world-class criminal who disappeared more than ten years ago has received widespread attention, which also made the show a hit.

Naturally, Su Qing and the others were also on the hot searches.

As for the show, there are always popular ones and black ones~IndoMTL.com~ But at the beginning, no one probably thought that Su Qing would suddenly become popular.

Maybe it's because it's so dark that it's naturally popular, or it's out of fear of Wu Han's compromise, or because the ogre has brought enough explosive points, the program team abandoned the plan to continue to black Su Qing, and did not Despite the deliberate darkening in the later stage, Su Qing's natural performance made Su Qing exceed the audience's expectations.

As soon as someone starts to praise her, someone else will wash her white, and with washing, she will become white, and when she is white, she will become red.

That's right, it's so popular for no reason!

Su Qing, who became popular, didn't care about the people who hated her before, but cared more about the people who cared about her when she was black.

For example, that delicate little fish who changed her life.

"Huh? Eat? Well, I'm hungry...Is the PD there too?"

After hanging up the phone, Qin Yu has almost cleaned up, because it is in the countryside, and he has nothing to pick about the worst rental house in the city, as long as it is clean.

After finishing these things, I tidied myself up a bit, took the dozens of dollars I found when I was cleaning the house, and went out. The restaurant is not close to where she lives, but she doesn't plan to take a taxi, just want to sit The bus is just fine, so....

There is enough money.

It is also enough to buy a newspaper on economics and current affairs.

Read the newspapers along the way, and then look at this world that is developing in the same direction as the present world, its urban structure, its popularity, and its economic structure.

This is not something a girl would notice, at least she should not think of it itself, but should care about or indulge in its beauty and splendor.

But Qin Yu was thinking, and this kind of thinking would always plant a seed, and then a flower would bloom.

Two and a half hours later, she saw tall buildings.

The restaurant is here.