I Only Want to Farm Chapter 801: Entering the palace?


He looked condescendingly at the radish slices in Qin Yu's chopsticks.

"The radishes are grown to be eaten by others. If they are born and grown up, if they are not eaten, they should be of some use. Otherwise, what's the use of raising them?"

How dare you tell me to support me with this little rice and radish? Are you raising goldfish yourself?

"Master Xiang is kind enough to spare my life. Of course I should repay him, but I don't know what else does Master Xiang need of me besides being good? Or tell me not to do anything?"

She showed a smart and cunning side, and she was different from Miss Qin San in the information. Lin Heng made a plan and said, "Specifically, wait until you learn court etiquette."

Then he flicked his sleeves to leave.

"Master, please stop." Qin Yu called him gracefully.

Lin Heng thought to himself, is this woman going to show her true colors? Will deliberately put forward some conditions?

He turned around and saw Qin Yu standing up, bowing gracefully, and then politely said a few words.

"Can you add some pig's trotters?"

"Cosmetic."

"A woman's face is a man's face."

"Master Xiang doesn't want me to be inferior to those concubines."

Lin Heng was silent for quite a while, turned around and left without answering.

But not long after, Qin Yu hadn't finished his bowl of porridge, and the kitchen brought over hot braised pork knuckles and two plates of braised chicken feet and duck feet.

Qin Yu: "Master Hou is so generous, you can buy one and get two free."

Housekeeper: "Eat what you eat and make up for it. Master Hou said to ask Miss Qin to eat more of these claws, so that your hands and feet can be flexible and easy to do things."

The paws of pigs, chickens and ducks are three-pronged and trinity.

What is this supposed to do? Skipping rope or jumping master?

Looking at the pig's trotters and chicken and duck's feet, Qin Yu fell into deep thought.

The most important thing is - to whom?

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Don't say what to do, there are seven nuns who come to teach etiquette, and the two tables of mahjong are not enough, but it is still possible to summon a dragon.

They probably want to summon the chakra dragon in Qin Yu's body, and they have seven skills: painting, painting, piano, flower arrangement, fragrance, rhythm and flute.

"Isn't blowing the flute part of the temperament?" Qin Yu asked.

The eyes of the seven nuns are very consistent, which means a lot.

Okay, you don't need to explain, I will understand in seconds.

But do you still need to blow the flute to enter the palace? For whom? Could this be Lin Heng hinting at her?

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Seven days later, in the early morning, Qin Yu was woken up by the maid, changed her clothes, and got into the graceful and luxurious carriage, but as soon as she opened the curtain, she saw Lin Xiangye sitting safely inside.

Master Xiang has a good appearance, and his official uniform is also very dignified.

Qin Yu saw him, but he just took a look and then looked away - he had seen too many beautiful men, so he was able to resist.

But Lin Heng was also resistant to Qin Yu, because he only took one look at her and then looked away.

Looking at each other, it seems that no one has taken a fancy to anyone, and each of them looks pure-hearted and not fascinated by beauty, so it's even.

However, Lin Heng is mean and cold, not only didn't like her, but also didn't like her clothes.

"It's useless to wear this suit, you have to take it off when you go in."

"..."

Are you really using your beautiful newlyweds to seduce the king and then take the opportunity to plot rebellion?

Qin Yu was full of thoughts, and Lin Heng added a sentence.

"The sacrificial dress will be presided over by the queen to bathe and change your clothes in the harem."

Qin Yu was stunned, thought for a moment, and asked, "Will the empress be jealous of my beauty and plot against me?"

It's really a crude and direct question.

The corners of Lin Heng's mouth pressed down, as if she was saying something ridiculous.

"The empress is the number one beauty in my empire."

He also said this indifferently, but Qin Yu had insight into the subtleties, and realized that the prime minister who had always had a calm heart towards women treated the queen obviously a little differently.

"It is possible that he is having an affair with the queen, this is the rhythm of rebellion in the future."

In his heart, Qin Yu, who has started all kinds of queens and prime ministers colluding into a small theater of adultery, sits elegantly and upright, not lacking in aristocratic dignity.

Lin Heng looked at it and said: "I don't know that your Qin family, a family of Jianghu, has hidden a jewel like Miss Qin. It's only been like this for seven days. Those who don't know think that you have already learned something in the Qin family." Ready."

This statement has a meaning.

Qin Yu saw the trick, "If you talk about talent, it's not bad. With seven kinds, my manners and painting taste are better."

"The rest is bad?"

"No, the rest are very good, especially the blowjob."

"..."

Lin Heng probably didn't expect that his newlywed wife would not play cards according to common sense, but it is very natural to see her talking nonsense in a serious manner.

There is no feeling of disobedience at all.

Did you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger before?

But when it comes to blowing the flute specifically, is it because he is afraid of death, abandons that lover, and wants to throw himself into his arms?

Lin Heng glanced at her coldly.

"Do you want to give you dozens of blows?"

"..."

You are the chief eunuch, you are so perverted.

Qin Yu stopped talking, and the carriage was silent all the way, but he heard the sound of people and carriages coming out of many official mansions and noble mansions in addition to the sounds of people in the capital getting up early and busying themselves in the wide streets outside.

But they all gave way to the Xiangfu's carriage.

"Master Xiang is so majestic, he even touched me."

Qin Yu's words are not flattering, but Lin Heng's ears always have a different meaning. A woman who is not afraid of her is either not long-sighted, or has many eyes, and her purpose overwhelms her fear.

"When you enter the palace, you will know that you are not only in love with me."

This is like a reminder.

"To block the sword or to drink the poisoned wine? The prime minister said it clearly."

"Those who want to kill me don't care about your life."

"Is that to use my bad-look reputation?"

"Even if you become a Buddha, my reputation will not be much better."

Qin Yu stopped asking, he was a little tired, wait for him to confess.

The woman looked at him with burning eyes, her face was like a peach blossom, Lin Heng was a little loose at first, but she became more cohesive when she saw this.

"Someone will frame me for colluding with the concubine."

Sure enough, it's still a routine.

Qin Yu smiled: "I want to prove that you are innocent, Mr. Xiang? Or prove that the concubine is ugly and inferior to me. You look down on Mr. Xiang."

"No, all you have to do is..."

"Kill her!"

Assassinate a concubine at such a big ceremony?

Think of her as a disposable glove, throw it away after use, right?

"Why, you don't want to?" Lin Heng smiled, raised his hand to caress her soft black hair, and brought her head to his side, whispering in her ear.

"Otherwise, tell me where you hid the martial maid Pomegranate who helped you on the way to the capital."

Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat, his face was surprised, "She? Isn't she dead?"

"If Yi Rong's human skin mask is torn off, you will be another person. You love meat so much recently, do you want to eat the human skin mask? Or do you like to eat undercooked meat?"

What kind of meat is undercooked? Corpse?

Qin Yu was held in his arms. The nephrite jade was soft and fragrant, and one of her hands was still touching his leg.

Hair fell to the side of her face, slightly hiding her eyes.

But she looked up quickly.

"Master Xiang's life is precious, and he doesn't know martial arts, but let me, a little girl, get close to you. You must have checked thoroughly and found out that I have no power to restrain a chicken, let alone a hole card. It doesn't matter. Now that you know it, but you deliberately force me like this, are you bullying me?"

Lin Heng smiled faintly, curled a strand of her hair with slender fingers, carelessly.

"Yeah, I'm forcing you, bullying you, what can you do?"

I really can't do anything about it.

Qin Yu's eyes flickered slightly, and he suggested: "Either I take the blame for you, Mr. Xiang, and say that I was actually the one who colluded with the concubine."

Lin Heng: "..."

Qin Yu: "Impossible? That's right~IndoMTL.com~ It's not very reliable, so let's pretend that the concubine is lonely in the harem, and just happened to fall in love with your wife, who is me, so beautiful, so she committed an affair. In my heart, I wanted the Overlord to fight hard, but fortunately, you were discovered by you, Mr. Xiang, and prevented a tragedy."

You look like a tragedy to me.

Lin Heng had already seen the palace gate, and turned his head to look at Qin Yu.

"You can change the content, for example, when I pass by, you have become a corpse with disheveled clothes and 36 knife scratches and disfigurement."

Qin Yu: "..."

Good job!

"You don't need to talk nonsense with me, if you dare not kill someone, then help me steal something."

"Go to the Queen's bedroom to steal something."

"Don't worry, I will arrange for the guards inside to lead them away. You just need to find something and bring it out."

The lines are the same, it seems a little familiar.

Qin Yu stared at Lin Heng who was calm and calm, and there was only one thought in his mind: If this guy is the Hai Dafu who has not been eunuched, then she is Wei Xiaobao who has already been eunuched.

"I'm short of seven wives!"

—The seven nuns?

"..."

Disappear! immediately!


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