Mortal Prison Chapter 213: New teammates
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The situation inside the house was even worse.
Not to mention the excrement everywhere, the furniture was ruined beyond recognition. Even the cushions on the sofa were torn up and stuffing was scattered everywhere.
When the soldier entered the house, his feet were filled with shit, and his eyes were red.
Anya's eyes twitched even more, her eyelids twitched violently, and she tried her best to restrain herself on the verge of going berserk.
The door to the bedroom on the second floor was ajar, leaving a gap a palm wide, and the sound of a keyboard could be vaguely heard inside...
I peeked in secretly through the crack of the door, and my eyes almost fell out.
I saw a **** dog wearing flowery pants sitting in front of my computer desk playing games.
This black dog is almost as big as a calf, but it is a little hairless, leaving ugly marks on its body. It looks like a sheep that has just been shorn. It looks like a human being wearing a pair of big pants. Sitting in front of the computer and playing games.
"Husband!"
Suddenly, the **** dog let out a burst of "sweet" laughter. He grinned widely, flicked his tongue back and forth, twisted his body and said into the microphone: "People say this skin is very good-looking, you Why didn't you respond?"
"Ahem..."
A man's voice came from the speaker: "Buy! After finishing this game, my husband will buy it for you!"
"Husband, you are so kind!"
The **** dog danced and fluttered on the chair for a long time, and finally said "mua" into the microphone with a pinched throat.
The man who spoke to the **** dog laughed, a smile that was filled with inner satisfaction.
This scene was so scary that I couldn’t recover for a long time.
Is this dog sperm?
Even someone like me, who has seen too many monsters, can’t bear the impact. I can’t help but mourn for three seconds of silence for the guy who is looking for a “wife” in the game. There is a saying that goes well - online dating requires Be cautious, because you never know whether the person sitting in front of the computer across from you is a human or a dog.
Does it match the scene before you?
But why do the big flowered pants worn by the **** dog look so familiar to me?
It took me a long time to finally confirm—isn’t this the one I have?
My whole body feels bad.
"What the **** is this?"
The soldier touched it at some point, and took a look at the crack of the door. He immediately jumped up in fright, and when he opened his gong, no one in the whole building could not hear it!
"What is that sound?"
The buddy who was talking to the **** dog immediately became alert: "Xiaoya, why is there a man in your room!?"
Xiaoya?
What's the **** dog's name?
I was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
The **** dog suddenly became furious, as if his most private things had been discovered, he yelled "Wow" and cursed into the microphone: "I lied to you, you idiot! ”
After saying that, it turned off the computer with lightning speed, jumped to the ground, and roared at the door: "Woof! Who is peeping outside the door? Get out here!!"
The voice was quite rough and clearly belonged to a man.
I am even more confused. This **** dog is not a female. She is a typical cute girl with a big eagle. She went online to trick the poor unlucky guy into recharging his game. I just didn’t know that once the unlucky guy learned about his beloved " "Xiaoya" is not only a cute girl with a big eagle, but also a big bald black dog. How will you feel?
After hesitating for a long time, I finally walked in quite hesitantly.
Faced with such a weirdo, I really didn’t know how to scream and kill. I was stuck at the door with unspeakable embarrassment, and my heart was racing.
"Wow! What are you doing so stupidly?"
The **** dog scolded: "Why don't you come over and pay homage to me?"
I scratched my head.
"Fuck your mother!"
The soldier couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Is it you who pulled the **** in the house?"
"Is this what I did?"
The **** dog bared his teeth and said: "Little B, are you not convinced? Come and practice?!"
The soldier exploded, and rushed forward with a roar. He stepped on **** all over his feet. Now he was probably thinking about eating dog meat in a pot. He raised his fists and was about to blast the **** dog.
Whoosh!
The **** dog jumped up and jumped over the soldier's head very nimbly. After landing, it raised one of its hind legs. In a typical dog peeing posture, it made a loud **** with its **** towards the soldier, and there was a stream of orange. The gas rushed towards the soldiers.
What the **** is this? It's simply poisonous!
The stench filled the air, making me feel like vomiting, and I quickly retreated. The soldiers were more unlucky. They suffered hundreds of percent critical hits, foamed at the mouth, and fainted when they rolled their eyes!
The **** dog "Gaga" ran away with a strange smile.
However, its pride did not last long before Anya suppressed it.
Anya's method was more brutal. She stepped on the head of the **** dog and subdued it to the ground. Then she grabbed the dog's legs with one hand, picked it up and threw it to the ground. The **** dog screamed in agony after the fall. He broke free and ran around with his tail between his legs.
For a while, the room was full of chaos.
"Stop it!"
Not long after, Emperor Li arrived. When he saw this scene, veins jumped in his forehead. He scolded him and finally put an end to the farce.
The **** dog hid behind Emperor Li and emphasized to Anya: "One of our own, one of our own, woof!!"
"Lord Li Huang!"
Anya was really angry. Even when facing Emperor Li, she changed her previous respectful attitude. She walked around in the living room and found no place to sit. She pointed at the **** dog with a dark face and said: " I need an explanation."
"This is my new teammate for Ye Xiaojiu."
Li Huang quickly emphasized the identity of the **** dog. Seeing Anya's unkind expression, he smiled bitterly and said: "I originally thought that he would come to stay at your place early, but I didn't expect that he would not change his dog nature and turn the house into this for you. ."
Anya's anger calmed down a bit.
Huang Li asked me to carry the fainted soldier down from upstairs and put a basin of cold water on it. Finally, the soldier woke up. However, when he woke up, his eyes were dull and he couldn't regain consciousness for a long time and could not talk to him. I always mutter to myself and repeat one sentence - I actually fainted from the bullshit...
He seemed to be mentally traumatized and needed time to recover, so I could only find a corner and put him down first.
When everyone was gathered, Li Huang solemnly began to introduce the **** dog: "This is your new teammate. Anya may have told you, his name is Lao Hei."
"Woof!"
The **** dog looked at Emperor Li dissatisfied: "Don't change my name randomly!"
Li Huang’s face darkened: “You can’t use that name of yours!”
The **** dog was dissatisfied: "Why?!"
"Um...can I say something?"
I hesitated for a long time, pointed at the **** dog and asked: "Is it one of the monsters? Anya mentioned this to us, but she said you have to find a ruthless person for us..."
"Woof!"
The **** dog bared its teeth at me: "Am I not cruel?"
Li Huang finally couldn't stand it anymore and slapped it aside. The **** dog put its tail between its legs and barked "Woooo".
Li Huang then said: "It's not that kind of thing. Why it is like this can only be left to you to slowly explore in the process of getting along with it in the future. As for the other things, you don't have to worry about it. I will take care of it. I have my own considerations when I arrange to be with you!"
I shrugged and asked, "What's its name?"
"Old Black!"
Li Huang's tone was very serious. Seeing that the **** dog wanted to come up to him, he raised his palm as if to hit him. The **** dog barked "Zhizhi" and hid with its tail between its legs.
Li Huang then explained helplessly: "It has not had contact with the outside world for a long time. During this time, it has been admiring the outside culture, including some movies and TV shows. I accidentally watched Young and Dangerous a while ago, and I really like the big characters in it. Boss B, you must call him by the same name..."
I asked suspiciously: "Is Da Lao Hei?"
Huang Li shook his head and gritted his teeth and said: "It's Dahei..."
He opened his mouth several times, but finally couldn't say the last word.
I understand, the way he looks at the **** dog is even weirder - this grandson is not only a cute girl with a big eagle, but even the taste is quite unique.
"Forget it, just call it Lao Hei!"
Huang Li didn't want to talk about the **** dog. It was obvious that he was quite annoyed with this guy. After thinking about it, he said: "I came here today mainly to give you a mission. You will set off immediately to go Changchun!"
"So urgent?"
I frowned and said, "What about the mission content?"
"No level, no specific content, this is a blank mission."
Li Huang said in a deep voice: "Professor Qin...appeared!"
"What?"
I stood up suddenly. I was mentally prepared for this, but I still couldn't control my emotions.
"He did show up."
Li Huang sighed: "Ni Huang is shouldering all this matter. She is already waiting for you in Changchun. This time she also asked you to take the team there. The task may be difficult. Ni Huang has not confirmed the specific information. Follow me. She said very little. Whatever you want to do, everything is up to her arrangement."
I had many questions in my mind, and this mission was full of uncertainties. After hesitating for a long time, I tentatively asked: "What about my team? Will Anya go?"
"Anya has other things to do."
Huang Li looked at me deeply and said: "But Lao Hei will follow you. It's not peaceful recently. As long as he is here, I believe you will be fine."
I scratched my head and glanced at Xiaodouzi and Jizi beside me, feeling a little headache.
A rough man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind.
A man with facial paralysis who has a gloomy and taciturn personality.
There is also a dark loli who is innocent on the outside and mature on the inside.
Well, add a wretched and dirty old bald dog...
Brothers aside, just talking about this team configuration, why do I have a premonition that there will be no return?
"Okay, that's it!"
Huang Li stood up: "The plane is ready, you leave immediately!!"
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