Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 1026: Get your wish! Finally embarked on the road of no return to illegal crimes

...Maybe everyone has a dream of robbing a bank.

Half of the most popular spiritual entertainment in the Twelve Realms comes from other human societies that have been destroyed by the apocalypse; this includes various movies, TV shows, and books with similar texts. Among so many entertainment works, Bohemia is obviously a fan of gangster movies and crime movies. No wonder she feels that the police are just "bodyguards."

Her dream may be to wear a coat, smoke a cigar, be called "don", and open the bank vault to find that it is full of special items. But in the Twelve Realms, there is no chance of her wish coming true. . It's not that there are no banks in Biluo Huangquan, it's just that no one dares to rob them.

Before the words "rob a bank" could be heard in the air, Bohemia was eager to take action. She jumped up and stretched out her hand towards Lin Sanjiu: "Do you have any stockings?"

... God knows how long it took to be teleported, and I needed some stockings.

And why does she have stockings?

"That won't work. If you rob a bank, you have to act like you're robbing a bank. Or you can dig two holes in the paper bag."

The fat man had no paper bags at home, so Lin Sanjiu reluctantly washed two of his pillowcases and opened a pair of eyes on each. Fortunately, the garbage dump was large, and the man who went on patrol would not be able to come back for a while. But the more she thought about it, the more she felt that her current behavior was indeed like that of a mentally ill criminal. Sibaan works as a construction worker in other people's homes, and she steals pillowcases from other people's homes.

"The garbage dump should be some distance from the city. Let's drive there." Carrying two wet pillowcases, she raised her chin to Bohemia and motioned to the old truck outside.

The direction is not important; even if you can't read the street signs after you go out, you should be able to lead to the city by following the traffic.

This garbage dump was indeed big enough. Lin Sanjiu turned around several times on the road, and the sound of the car's engine did not attract the fat man over. She wasn't willing to give up at first, so she searched while driving, secretly thinking that she might be able to see the puppet master somewhere. However, after searching for half an hour and waiting until she came to the exit of the garbage dump, the two of them didn't see the puppet master. shadow.

...He's really unlucky. If the flood had slowed down a little longer, they might have been able to find another visa and let him come with Edible Truth.

But then again, what does this name mean?

Lin Sanjiu couldn't think of it, but fortunately she didn't have to think about it for a long time. In a world that has not ushered in the end of the world, entering the city is as easy and pleasant as sightseeing. The two wet pillowcases tied to the window were blown by the wind; along the way, Bohemian stuck his head out of the window and looked at She was amazed by every building, store, and facility she had never seen before.

Not only her, but Lin Sanjiu also fell into a daze of surprise. She has almost forgotten what a normal human society is like: there are so many unevolved ordinary people on the road, flowing like carefree sheep; all kinds of men and women, talking and laughing, shopping, eating ice cream, Making phone calls, waiting for people, crossing the road... Under the cloudy sky, businesses lit up various lights early, and everywhere was filled with the long-lost human atmosphere. Among so many people, no one would doubt that their peaceful and abundant life only has six months left.

Due to the lack of interpersonal common sense in normal human society, while waiting at a red light, Bohemia said that the dog being led by a pedestrian next to her was ugly. For this, both of them got a blank look. She didn't take it seriously and concluded: "Although the dog is ugly, the buildings here are quite interesting."

That's true.

People in this world seem to have a strange pursuit of architectural aesthetics: they do not consider practical issues such as occlusion, density, stability, etc., nor do they consider whether the style is harmonious and unified. It seems that when building a building, their only goal is Try to be as unique and diverse as possible, and it is best to make the building not look like a building.

For example, the building they just passed by...if they hadn't heard a passerby call it a biotechnology company, Lin Sanjiu would never have imagined that it was actually a building.

At first glance, it looks like a big cactus. It is thick at the top and thin at the bottom. Its body is round, leaning out from the ground, and its appearance is covered with a layer of "white hair". When I got closer, I realized that the "white hairs" on the floor were all small mini-offices protruding from the building. To be honest, Lin Sanjiu never thought that one day she would actually use "a "Gengen" is used to refer to the office.

In addition to the Yi Yian office, they also saw the Yi Yian bakery.

This is a flat-floor commercial store with only one floor above the ground, but it took them both a long time to figure out how people would enter and move around inside.

The four or five shops are all bakeries. They emerge unreasonably from the center of the sidewalk and are crowded together. Their "roots" merge with each other, and only their upper parts stretch out in all directions. When I went out, I opened the shop windows with orange lights on, which looked a bit magical and warm in the gloomy weather.

Customers can only buy bread outside the window, but does the baker also get in through the window?

Buildings like this abound; in fact, there are so many novel sights along the way, which are almost more dazzling than those in the Twelve Worlds. The two of them wandered aimlessly for a long time, almost losing sight of their goals. Forgot.

"Why didn't I see a bank?" Bohemia asked, turning her head.

"Maybe I saw it but didn't recognize it."

The bungalow in the garbage dump has such an ordinary appearance, maybe it is the representative of "shabby and simple". To be honest, Lin Sanjiu didn't know what most of the facilities and buildings she saw were; but looking at their grandeur, they seemed to be very proud of their appearance.

"Ask someone else."

"...Before robbing a bank, ask others which bank is the right one?"

"Or do you have a better idea?"

No. Lin Sanjiu stopped the car on the roadside and shouted to a passerby: "Hello! Where is the nearby bank?"

The gray-faced man wrapped in a coat was stunned. "Silver... bank? What?"

The two looked at each other.

"He may be a fool," Bohemia whispered.

"Isn't that right...don't you think it's more likely that they don't call the bank a bank?"

"Oh...fuck, you know."

Lin Sanjiu stuck her head out again. The residents in this city are quite peaceful and polite. They just whispered to each other, and the man left without raising his feet.

"It's just...well, that word came to my lips. I couldn't remember it for a moment. You must have had this experience, right? It's the place where you save money. What's it called?" She laughed a few times, but found that the man was still looking at her blankly, "I didn't, I don't know."

Sigh.

"For example, if you only spend half of your income and save the remaining half, then the place where you save the other half is called..." Listening to his own voice, Lin Sanjiu didn't believe that he was not a psychopath.

"Ah!" The gray-faced man suddenly understood and pointed to the intersection ahead, "You turn left there and drive two hundred meters and you'll be there."

The two robbers thanked them kindly and drove towards the place where they still didn’t know what it was called, but they were going to rob them anyway. Although the buildings were so strange that it hurt the human brain, the motor vehicles on the road were more normal than the others. Fortunately, this was the case, otherwise Lin Sanjiu would never have imagined how she could park between two octopus-shaped cars.

At this time, the car was parked outside an umbrella-shaped building, facing many long and thin gaps embedded in the wall at the "root" of the building. The gap was barely only one person wide, and lined up in a row, there were twenty or thirty doors in this building. Of course, if they hadn't seen pedestrians sideways entering and exiting through the narrow gap, they would have spent a long time just looking for the entrance. From the outside, the bank seems to be quite large.

Sitting in the car, the two of them took a deep breath in unison.

Obviously I have killed a lot of people, but now I feel that robbing banks is very stressful.

"You have to act professional," Bohemia took off the pillowcase from the car window, "We will put this on first when we get in, and then shout robbery and don't move. You point the gun at them and let them Lie on the ground and I'll go to the counter to get the money."

... As soon as I heard this, I started watching movies.

"I don't have a gun," Lin Sanjiu confessed. "The one Sibaan gave me, I fell into the lake."

"How come you can't even get into the lake with a gun?"

"What are you using a gun for? Aren't abilities and special items better than guns?"

"No!" Bohemia was simply stubborn, "This is unprofessional! Besides, you have to hold a gun, and these ordinary people will know how to be afraid. If you go in with a colander, they will just laugh to death."

…She also doesn’t have a special item that looks like a colander.

Seeing that the bank was at hand but she had no weapons, Bohemia couldn't help but become anxious. "No matter," she said impetuously, "If you don't have a gun, just use some special object to demonstrate. Kill the chicken to scare the monkey. Don't say anything. I know what you are going to say. If you can't kill people, why don't you break the wall?"

Lin Sanjiu opened the car door happily: "You are really different than before."

"Shut up."

There is no shortage of plastic bags in the garbage dump; each of them took a dirty plastic bag for money, with pillowcases in their pockets, and their bodies were still stained with stains from the garbage dump, just like two beggars. , approached the door of the bank building without realizing it. ~IndoMTL.com~ Lin Sanjiu had never seen such a weird door: they did not go straight to the ground, but had narrow slits opening twenty or thirty centimeters above the ground. The two of them followed the example of others and first each picked a narrow gap that no one was walking through. Then they raised their feet and half-climbed, half-drilled and went in sideways. After half a minute, they finally walked through the wall again from the other side. He stuck his head out.

"Were they all drunk when they were building the building?"

Bohemian complained and put down one foot, standing in the hall with Lin Sanjiu. The outer wall is obviously thick enough to climb up for half a minute, but the small hall inside is not big, only a few hundred square meters; and there is not even a window in the small hall, and it is completely illuminated by the entire ceiling that emits white light.

Scattered small counters are scattered here and there in the hall, with no rules at all, as if the construction workers can't even line up in a straight line. They looked back and forth several times, but they didn't figure out who was the bank employee and where the money was. After looking at each other, they quickly took out the pillowcases.

The half-wet cloth fell down, covering his face and exposing his eyes. Bohemia raised an index finger with several rings on it, raised it to the ceiling, and shouted: "Don't move, it's being robbed!"