Doomsday Wonderland: Happy New Year to everyone!

As expected, I cooked my own dumplings today. I read the recipe for a long time ambitiously, took a bowl, and poured down a pound of noodles. I felt very refreshed.

Then start adding water to the noodles.

I discovered why it had no shape and why it was so sticky. The more I kneaded the dough, the more I realized, oh my god, it felt like I was being attacked by an alien slime monster. I couldn’t even add flour to my hands. Finally, I stood on the garbage. At the edge of the bucket, I shook my hands wildly with all my strength to exorcise spirits, and the dough finally left me and splashed all over the wall and floor.

The process of peeling the dough off the chopping board reminded me of a gopher - an animal that digs hard at the ground with two claws.

After peeling off, I still had webbed feet.

...Thanks to my foresight, I bought ready-made dumpling wrappers.

How can I put it, we who walk in the world with our brains should not talk about heroes with face.

After experiencing the attack of the alien slime monster, my blessings to everyone this year are very down-to-earth: I hope everyone has a happy New Year, good health and safety, and the most important thing is that you can eat whatever you want and with whomever you want. You can eat with anyone.

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