Strategy to Capture Men: 97.097
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A mind like Ding Yao’s considers things in this order: Survival>Safety≥Profit>Everything else
When he was completely unable to survive independently, he realized that this girl was his only support. He tried his best to control himself not to become a "burden" or "trouble" to her, lest he be disliked and abandoned.
Especially what the girl is busy with at this time is obviously mining to sustain her life. For Ding Yao, compared to what the girl is doing, except hunger, other things should be within the "tolerable" category. For example, newborns may have dry stools due to improper diet.
While the girl was digging into the wall and digging into the earth, he worked silently with a man's willpower, and after a long period of time, he finally got himself unblocked.
He let out a long breath. Amidst the tinkling sound, the baby's little mouth opened slightly.
The excretion of male babies has a characteristic. They often urinate first and then poop. Three or four seconds after pooping, a small stream of urine will come out. Ding Yao is no exception. Before being absorbed by the diaper, this small stream of urine also flowed along the little buttocks to moisten the newly pulled out pancake.
Of course it was uncomfortable, but Ding Yao felt that he could bear it and did not want to disturb the girl who was working hard because of this kind of thing.
It wasn't until a few hours later that the two returned to the cave of life again. Han Yanyan finally remembered to change Ding Yao's diaper and clean her buttocks, and said casually: "It's so red..." She held one hand He grabbed his two little feet and lifted them up, exposing his red butt, and poked him twice with his fingers. This time I let go of the small bunch of purple grapes in the middle.
Ding Yao felt very numb inside.
These two people, who had absolutely no parenting experience, had not yet realized that they had already encountered the baby's red **** problem that makes new parents very bald.
After returning "home", Ding Yao dared to make demands. He used crying to attract Han Yanyan's attention, but when she fed him rice soup, she pushed the pacifier out with her tongue and lips - of course it couldn't be pushed out, so Han Yanyan stuffed the pacifier directly into his mouth. Went in.
But Ding Yao was determined and refused to drink. When Han Yanyan pulled out the bottle, he started crying again. After repeating it several times, Han Yanyan finally woke up and fed him water.
Ding Yao drank a lot of water, making a gurgling sound when swallowing. He has realized his defecation problem and started to take care of himself. The only way is to drink more water.
"I'm sorry, baby, mom is so stupid. Mom thinks she doesn't need to drink water after drinking rice soup." The girl said apologetically.
Whose mother are you!
Ding Yao was inexplicably depressed.
In the last days, even when he was chased by the Corpse King and besieged by zombies, Ding Yao had never lost his cool like this. Because at that time he had dual abilities and was powerful enough.
But now, he can't even solve a problem with a milk bottle. It can be said that he is extremely weak.
This weakness made him irritated.
Grow up quickly, he said silently to himself, hurry up!
After getting enough daily necessities, Han Yanyan did not go out for the past two days. After getting up, she took Ding Yao to the mine for more than ten hours. For more than ten hours, I only changed his diaper once at noon.
Supplies are limited, so use everything sparingly.
Ding Yao was the one who didn’t make a sound even after he pooped, and his little **** remained wet in the pan. Only two more days passed, and by the fourth day, his **** was rotten.
Back in the cave after a tiring day, the girl was surprised when she cleaned his **** and said, "Why is this happening?"
With a heavy blow from her hand, Ding Yao's little **** trembled in pain, and his eyes that had been unable to open suddenly opened.
Ding Yao couldn't wait to understand the environment he was in right away. Without powers or physical strength, only having more information can give him a sense of security.
Unfortunately, newborns' vision is only one-thirtieth that of adults, and their field of view is only 45 degrees. They cannot see up, down, left, and right, and can only follow objects about twenty or thirty centimeters away from them in the horizontal direction. People and objects.
In other words, although Ding Yao opened his eyes, everything he saw was blurry.
He heard the girl suddenly say "Hey" and put down his two little feet. Then a huge head appeared in front of him. The head had two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Not only is it blurry, but the edge of the field of view is also deformed due to the width of the viewing angle, making it look like a giant monster.
Ding Yao was used to seeing zombies in the apocalypse, and his heart skipped a beat! Then he realized that it was Han Yanyan who was approaching him.
It’s so normal. Some newborns’ heads are not as big as an adult man’s fist. In contrast, Ding Yao strongly felt his "smallness".
The blurred and deformed head moved away from him again. Han Yanyan said: "Wow, the baby opened his eyes!" Are your eyes blurred by eye droppings? After raising you for four days, you can be considered open.
Han Yanyan unbuttoned her clothes and put the naked Ding Yao into her arms.
"It's so cold, so pitiful." She said.
It’s not because he took off the wrapping cloth and cleaned her up, and then didn’t wrap it up again for a long time!
Ding Yao was unable to complain. He couldn't see anything clearly anyway, he didn't even bother to open his eyes, he closed his eyes and pressed his face against her chest. Skin to skin, body temperature is transmitted. Ding Yao unexpectedly felt indescribably comfortable.
He is still so young and can’t see clearly whether the other person is beautiful or ugly. This kind of comfort has nothing to do with men and women, or both genders.
He just felt... very comfortable and relaxed.
The girl held his soft neck with one hand, circled him with the other, patted him gently, and said softly: "Dad told me once upon a time that when I was young, my mother held me like this..."
Her voice weakened and remained silent for a long time. The faint sound of airflow in the tunnel can be heard in the cave.
"But I don't remember her." The girl suddenly said quietly, "Not long after I was born, she died, just like your mother."
That’s good, Ding Yao thought. Perhaps her "father" also died, so she was alone now, so when she met him, she felt sympathy and pity, or maybe she was too lonely and needed company. No matter what kind of psychology it is, it is the basis for his current survival.
He wanted to think more, deeper and further. But her warm body temperature made his eyelids heavy, his mind dizzy, and his sleepiness surged.
Bewilderedly, I heard her say: "Your mother was thrown away with the garbage. She must be from a far away place. Then... just call her Xiaoyao."
"Xiaoyao," she patted him and said, "You have a name, are you happy?"
"Mom gave you the name!" She rubbed his little butt.
Only when you are happy do you have ghosts. And...whose mother are you! Ding Yao made two protestations of "hmm" from his nose and fell asleep.
Because of the rotten buttocks, Han Yanyan and Ding Yao realized for the first time that babies are so weak.
Han Yanyan thought about it in her mind and felt that she had to be a little more careful at this stage so as not to lose her temper. An accident caused Duke Klin to die in infancy, and the world was in ruins. It will have to be restarted at that time, which will probably make the attendant lose confidence in her.
She did not go down to the tunnel to mine the next day. She said to Ding Yao: "Xiaoyao hasn't been out in the sun for two days. Dad said that children should get more sunbathing. Mom is not working today and takes Xiaoyao to bask in the sun."
Ding Yao thought to himself, it’s so cold outside, why should he bask in the sun? If he doesn't take good care of his body, he will feel uncomfortable even if it's cold or hot. Besides, my **** is still rotten and painful.
But Han Yanyan didn't give him a diaper this time.
"Put a diaper on Xiaoyao, so that mommy will know when Xiaoyao pees." She said gently, "Don't be afraid, it will be fine soon. Mommy's face was frozen to death before, but she got better later. ”
She said it was "basking in the sun", but she took a bunch of things, took Ding Yao on the mine cart, and went deeper.
The tracks of the mine cart crisscrossed along the tunnel, and Han Yanyan took him in several directions. She is obviously very familiar with this place and will not get lost.
Finally, she took Ding Yao to a natural cave, which was not only open and flat, but also had sunlight - sunlight fell from the sky cave above her head.
Han Yanyan put something in the sun and fiddled with it for a few times. The thing expanded and turned out to be an air mattress for camping. She placed a heater next to the mattress, and when the temperature came up, she put Ding Yao on the mattress, stripped naked and basked in the sun.
"You need to expose your little **** in the sun." She murmured, turning Ding Yao over and letting him lie on his stomach. Pout up and bask in the sun.
After finishing it, she admired it twice. The picture was so beautiful.
"Baby Xiaoyao is so cute! Mommy wants to record your appearance and show it to you when you grow up!" Han Yanyan smiled and told Ding Yao her bad taste.
Stop it!
Ding Yao wanted to be irritated. But now he can't even lift his neck, let alone turning over. He could only hold his little fist tightly.
Leo and the attendant fast forwarded and jumped directly from Han Yanyan taking off her clothes and taking a shower.
The optical flow pours in from the pupil and is transmitted to the brain through the optic nerve, where it is analyzed and reconstructed by the brain. In the minds of the two people, they were "standing" next to Ding Yao at this time, witnessing the video of Duke Klin pouting his **** with ulcerated skin, and Han Yanyan smiling at the side...
Obviously Ding Yao just closed his eyes and clenched his fists, but the attendant somehow understood from the baby's face that "life is hopeless" and "heart is as hopeless as death." He turned his head speechlessly to look at Han Yanyan, who was recording Huan Shi.
A few hours ago, she and Leo Pike played a thrilling game of Mission: Impossible, a game within a game, real and fake.
This woman, this woman...
The attendant sighed in his heart, rubbed his forehead nervously, and finally said to Leo: "Quit monitoring."
Leo withdrew very unhappy and asked: "What happened again?"
The attendant did not answer him in the communicator. After a few seconds, his operating cabin was knocked several times with "tuk-tuk-tuk". When I opened the hatch cover, I saw that the attendant had already come out of the operating cabin.
"Let's not monitor him for now." The attendant said, "The Duke is just a baby now, so there is no point in monitoring him. Are you sure that she can't hurt the Duke in the 'world', right?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Leo said impatiently, "You have asked this question several times. It can't be hurt. It doesn't matter if you kill him in the world without triggering his 'self'. Without the connection to the source of spiritual power, the world is immediately cut off."
He paused and said: "She wants to hurt the other party's source of spiritual power, unless she explodes her own spiritual power. Haha..."
There was malice in his sneer. After waking up, if the attendant hadn't stopped him, he planned to adjust the inhibitor in Han Yanyan's dormant cabin to the highest concentration she could bear. It won't kill her, but it will definitely make her uncomfortable.
After dealing with him for so long, the attendant has become accustomed to this man's darkness. He asked: "The Duke will not have any memory when he wakes up, are you sure?"
"Why are you so annoying!" Leo was even more irritable than Ding Yao when he was not allowed to see what Han Yanyan was doing inside, "I have said it several times! The only thing in the world is the residual consciousness of the source of spiritual power! He If a deceased person wakes up, he can remember it, because he only has residual consciousness! But your master is a dead man, and he still has a body! If he comes back to life, and his residual consciousness falls into his subconscious, he will have no control over anything that happens in the world. I don’t even know what my superficial consciousness is!”
"That's fine." The attendant nodded, and then ordered, "Let him go back and rest."
"Hey! Hey!" Leo was dragged out by the collar by the soldiers who looked like iron towers. He went crazy. "Have a rest! I just woke up! Hey! Hey..."
The attendant ignored him. He lit a cigarette and leaned against the control cabin to smoke.
It’s okay if you can’t remember it. In this way, he would not be silenced just because he watched His Excellency the Duke with his **** stuck out and his **** patted.