Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 151: Drunk and fighting with mouth (first update)
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The night is getting darker, the night wind blows across the playground, and the fallen leaves are swirling and covering the ground.
The shiny military boots stepped on the dead leaves, making an inadvertent sound.
"The captain just said that in order to boost morale, everyone is allowed to have a drink today." Qi Yue pointed to a bottle of canned beer in front of everyone.
More than half of the people's eyes were shining. The special team had rules. No matter if they were on vacation or training, they would not drink alcohol.
None of them knows when a mission will suddenly come, not to mention that after drinking too much, the body will feel paralyzed for a brief period, and the calibration of firearms will also be restricted.
Now, the captain is kind enough to allow them to have a drink?
Qi Yue opened a bottle first, raised his glass, and said: "A strong man goes to war and returns in triumph."
"Here's to you." Everyone excitedly picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one breath.
Xiao Jing looked around and saw that he was really a rough guy. He smelled of alcohol and was like a dung beetle who found his treasured dung ball and wanted to dive into it.
This beer is as bitter as swill. How can they drink it?
"Don't you know how to drink?" Lin Qi sat beside him and asked when she saw that he was motionless.
Xiao Jing nodded, "I haven't drunk it."
"Then don't drink. Drinks are not good." Lin Qi put the chicken drumsticks on his plate into his bowl.
Xiao Jing Wan'er, "You give me your chicken legs every time, and you can try them today too."
"I don't like eating chicken." Lin Qi put it back.
Xiao Jing stopped being pretentious and took a bite with peace of mind, "Actually, the food cooked in the cafeteria tastes good except for the lack of oil and water."
"That's because you're hungry." Lin Qi looked at the grease stains on the corners of his mouth and reached out to wipe it off for him.
Xiao Jing stepped back and subconsciously avoided his contact.
Lin Qi retracted her hand in embarrassment and mumbled: "Wipe your mouth."
Xiao Jing smiled and said, "Wipe it after eating."
Lin Qi glanced at him secretly. That face that was always smiling seemed to have a small world that was isolated from the world. Even though he was in the most dangerous place, he still smiled innocently. Xie, for some reason, seemed to retain his smile, allowing him to keep smiling like this, and no one could disturb his peace.
"Captain Xiao, why don't you drink?" Jiang Xin stood in front of Xiao Jing with a wine glass, smacking her lips, "The one who should drink the most here is our Captain Xiao. You have made a great contribution this time, everyone must I want to congratulate you, you can’t help but drink this glass of wine.”
Xiao Jing frowned when she saw the wine glass that was suddenly handed to her.
Lin Qi took it over forcefully, drank it all in one gulp, and said, "Captain Xiao doesn't know how to drink, so I'll drink it for him."
"You can't take the credit for others, and naturally you can't do this toast either." Jiang Xin refilled a glass, "The instructor said that we have a day off tomorrow, so you don't have to worry about getting drunk or sleeping all day."
Lin Qiben was about to **** it for him again, but was **** by Jin Shan and dragged away from the encirclement.
Xiao Jing was forced to drink two large glasses of wine. A group of rough men **** such a delicate girl like her in such a rude and brutal manner, and drank two large glasses of wine without any permission.
A glass of white and a glass of beer.
"Gulu gulu." Xiao Jing was a little confused and stared at the shameless group of laughing people in front of her with a red face.
"Captain Xiao got drunk so quickly?" Cheng Chen was about to take another drink, but when he saw that his face was red and hot, he stopped forcing it.
Xiao Jing fell into her seat and shook her dizzy head in confusion.
Lin Qi helped him up and said, "I'll take you back to the dormitory."
Xiao Jing shook her head and stumbled to her feet. After taking just two steps, her body lost her balance and fell straight down.
Lin Qi hurriedly hugged him and carried him on her back, "If you try anything, I'll take you back."
Xiao Jing leaned on his back, burped, and said in a daze: "Captain, you are so annoying, you make me want to vomit."
Lin Qi stopped and looked at the rows of big trees in front of him. Listening to him calling the captain to himself, he felt as if a big stone had suddenly been pressed down on him, making him very uncomfortable.
"Captain, why don't you leave?" Xiao Jing tilted her head and smiled silly.
Lin Qi sighed, "I am Lin Qi, not the captain."
"Oh, Captain, you are Lin Qi." Xiao Jing smiled and leaned on his neck, "Captain, you can't ask me to write a review next time. I hate writing reviews."
Lin Qi just walked down the steps and saw the captain in a military uniform coming slowly not far away, wrapped as airtight as ever. For some reason, he actually wanted to change direction and go back elsewhere.
Xiao Jing opened her eyes, and seemed to see a figure between the virtual and the real. Under the red frost of the setting sun, the shadow of the person came from far to near, and it seemed to be carrying the wind, and gradually became clearer.
"Captain." Xiao Jing blurted out a soft call.
Lin Qi heard him shout, and the next moment, Xiao Jing, who was already drunk, suddenly broke free from his back and stumbled towards the captain.
Xiao Jing's face was red and her eyes were blurry, but she poked Shen Chengfeng's nose seriously, showing her white teeth, and said: "Captain, have you eaten?"
Shen Chengfeng glared at the little soldier who smelled of alcohol, then looked at Lin Qi who was catching up behind her, but remained silent.
Lin Qi explained: "Captain Xiao was given a few drinks by them and he is probably drunk. I will send him back to the dormitory immediately."
Shen Shengfeng continued to remain silent.
Xiao Jing rushed over, tightly holding Shen Chengfeng's arm, holding him persistently, refusing Lin Qi's pull.
Lin Qi used some force and saw that Captain Xiao, who was usually so weak, was as heavy as a boulder today and could not pull it off no matter how hard he pulled it.
Xiao Jing leaned against Shen Chengfeng, clinging to him like an octopus, burying her head in his heart and muttering to herself: "Captain, take me away quickly, let's go save the world together. ”
"..." Shen Chengfeng silently picked up the guy wrapped around him.
Xiao Jing waved her arms and hugged him again. This time she simply jumped on his neck. With a red face and blurred eyes, she yelled: "There was a startling sound in the sky, and I flashed Liang comes on stage, I am a hero, I am a big hero, hahaha."
"..." Lin Qi raised his forehead.
Xiao Jing leaned on Shen Chengfeng, raised her head and laughed, "May God give me strength. I want to save the world. Let's go, my people."
"Have you had enough trouble?" Shen Chengfeng pulled a few times before pulling down the little soldier who was teasing him in broad daylight.
Xiao Jing burped, shook her head and nodded, and finally covered Shen Chengfeng's mouth and said seriously: "Captain, please stop talking. Listen, the crowd's voices are getting louder and louder. They need us. ."
As she spoke, she poked the badge on her shoulder. There was no change after she poked it, and then she poked it again.
Shen Chengfeng stared at her stupid move expressionlessly.
Xiao Jing frowned, turned around and looked at Lin Qi, yelling: "Did you take away my transformer?"
"..."
Xiao Jing curled her lips, "Look, I can't even change. Transform, transform, transform." She poked her epaulette hard.
"Quack, quack, quack." A crow fluttered its wings and flew across the playground.
Xiao Jing gave up the transformation and stumbled directly to sit on the ground.
Lin Qi smiled bitterly and said: "Captain, I will send him back immediately."
"No need." Before he finished speaking, Shen Chengfeng leaned down and involuntarily carried the drunk and confused soldier on his shoulders.
Xiao Jing hung upside down, her head getting more and more dizzy, and something seemed to be churning in her stomach. She opened her mouth and vomited all over his pants.
The warm liquid splashed on his calf, and Shen Chengfeng looked down subconsciously.
"Ugh." Xiao Jing aimed well this time and vomited on his waist.
Shen Chengfeng's hands tightened uncontrollably.
"It hurts, it hurts." Xiao Jing murmured.
Shen Chengfeng relaxed his strength and pushed her to speed up. Sure enough, alcohol must be banned in places like military camps!
"Boom." In the bathroom, Xiao Jing was leaning against the wall. The sole of her foot slipped and she fell again.
Shen Shengfeng glared condescendingly at the voice lying on the ground trying to fall asleep, took off the shower head and turned on the faucet.
The cold liquid fell on Xiao Jing's body, shaking her to the core. She sat up in a panic, her eyes filled with mist, and she looked around vaguely.
Shen Chengfeng turned off the faucet and said in a calm tone, "Are you awake?"
Xiao Jing blinked, hearing the familiar voice but couldn't see clearly the person in front of her.
Shen Chengfeng knelt down and came close to her.
Xiao Jing blinked hard again. There was a very smelly smell in the air. Before she could react, she opened her mouth and spit out a mouthful of sour water.
"..." Shen Chengfeng squatted motionless in front of her. The liquid evaporated completely the moment it landed on his face, but the smell still lingered strongly in his nose.
Xiao Jing rubbed her painful stomach, leaned against the wall, her eyes red with grievance, "Hungry."
Shen Chengfeng stood up and sighed. The crisscrossing veins on his forehead could be clearly captured in the mirror, and his growing anger could be felt in the quiet air.
For a moment, a voice murmured to itself: "This is my soldier. I brought it back. This is my soldier. I trained it. This is my soldier. If you strangle it to death, you have to fight again." Spend time training, these are my soldiers, my soldiers!"
Xiao Jing stood up along the wall, her eyes seemed to be hazy with mist. She raised her hand and waved, but it was still blurry.
Shen Chengfeng took a closer look and saw the basin at her feet, and his body instinctively grabbed her hand.
Xiao Jing squinted her eyes, the thick fog in her eyes dispersed, and a chicken leg looked at her proudly.
"Gulu." She swallowed.
Chen Shengfeng noticed the weird look in her eyes and planned to give her a punch to wake her up, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, she clamped it with quick eyesight and quick hands.
He may have underestimated the persistence of foodies when it comes to delicious food.
Xiao Jing rushed over, grabbed Shen Chengfeng's head, opened her mouth, and bit his ear.
"..." Shen Chengfeng noticed some pain in her ears, but before she could pull her head away, she changed positions again.
Xiao Jing held the disobedient big chicken leg with both hands, watched it swaying, and finally bit into it unbearably. The skin of the chicken leg was a little soft, but it seemed to be a bit smelly.
Shen Chengfeng's eyes widened, and he stumbled and hit the wall hard. He looked down and looked at the guy who was holding him, biting and biting him, and finally held his mouth and refused to let go.
The cool wind blows, making it cool.
Xiao Jing took two bites, and then two more bites. The skin of the chicken leg was a bit hard, and it seemed that it could not be torn apart.
Shen Chengfeng pulled her head open hard, and she bit off a piece of skin from the corner of her mouth.
Xiao Jing tasted a sweet taste and subconsciously pounced on it again.
"Boom." The two heads hit each other without any gap.
Xiao Jing became clearer, and the thick fog in front of her eyes seemed to dissipate a little. She flickered her two big eyes, looking at the captain who was very close at hand.
Shen Chengfeng stared at her expressionlessly.
Xiao Jing didn't understand why he stared at her with such eyes that he wanted to kill her, and pouted aggrievedly.
Wait a minute, there seems to be something biting on the mouth!
Her eyes began to move downwards, slowly and cautiously for fear of disturbing something.
The picture is still, her bright white teeth are now tightly holding her captain's mouth, looking at the bravery, it seems that she has bitten blood.
Haha, she felt like she was going to die.
"Don't let go of your mouth yet." The deep voice seemed to be a little hoarse.
Xiao Jing hurriedly released her teeth, covered her mouth that was broken due to excessive excitement, and staggered back a few steps.
Shen Chengfeng had a big **** on his lower lip, and blood was rushing out. He wiped it nonchalantly and said in a more serious tone, "Come out after washing."
"Bang!" The bathroom door was closed tightly.
Xiao Jing's head felt dizzy. She squatted against the wall. She was hungry and tired.
Shen Shengfeng glanced at the quiet bathroom and wondered if this guy had fallen asleep again?
"Dong dong dong." He stood outside the door and knocked.
No one replied.
Shen Chengfeng unscrewed the door lock, looked at the figure sleeping against the wall, and walked straight forward.
Xiao Jing heard the intermittent sound of water flowing and opened her eyes for a moment, only for a moment before closing her eyes tiredly.
Shen Chengfeng did not take off her clothes, but simply washed her. After making sure that she was wet, she wrapped her in a bath towel and carried her out.
"Sneeze." Xiao Jing rubbed her nose.
Shen Chengfeng clenched his hands tightly into fists, took off his gloves, turned his head away, put his hands on her clothes, and a burst of white smoke quietly dispersed.
Xiao Jing frowned and choked. She turned over and continued to sleep.
Shen Chengfeng put on his gloves again, twisted his neck and put his clothes on her body. After completing a series of actions, he once again stared at the little figure who was sleeping peacefully with his expressionless face.
Xiao Jing hugged the quilt and took a bite from time to time.
Shen Chengfeng turned around. He had to find a way to calm down. He was afraid that he would not be able to help but slap her to death.
The night was like fog, the moonlight quietly climbed up the window sill, and the crisp sound of a bell echoed in the house.
Xiao Jing's head hurt, as if someone was holding a saw back and forth against her head.
Shen Chengfeng noticed something on the bed, put down the document in his hand, and subconsciously glanced at that place.
The figure who was still lying on the bed calmly suddenly sat up. Xiao Jing covered her head with both hands. She lifted the quilt and walked out of the bed without even opening her eyes. She planned to take a sip based on her memory. The water relieved her, but she hit the chair just after taking two steps. Pain hit her, and she suddenly opened her eyes.
The room was a little dark, but it did not affect her ability to observe her surroundings.
This is...the captain's dormitory!
Xiao Jing hurriedly stood up straight and looked around in panic. The cold air seemed to have the smell of air freshener. She turned her head and saw the captain who had also heard the news.
The two eyes met, and Xiao Jing saw a strong sense of crisis in his eyes. She couldn't help but feel her body getting cold, as if she wasn't wearing any clothes. She shivered from the cold.
Shen Chengfeng silently removed his eyes.
Xiao Jing patted her heart with lingering fear. Sure enough, drinking would cause trouble. It is necessary to prohibit alcohol above.
It’s just that after she patted it twice, she felt something was wrong more and more. Why was there no friction? It stands to reason that when her hands come into contact with her clothes, there will be a subtle feeling of friction.
She slowly lowered her head, feeling the cold air rushing towards her face. She could see layers of goosebumps on her arms.
Haha, where are my clothes?
Only then did she notice a shirt at her feet. Concentrated, she quickly grabbed it and put it on her body. What should she do? What did I do when I was drunk?
She covered her mouth in disbelief. Her mouth seemed to hurt. What on earth did she do? Why did my clothes disappear when I woke up?
Shen Chengfeng stood up from the chair, walked to the table, poured a glass of water, and took a sip.
Xiao Jing recalled every detail carefully, but her head was buzzing and noisy, just like breaking a hornet's nest, and she couldn't remember anything.
"Do you know what you did?" Shen Chengfeng put down the tea cup and rubbed the rim of the cup thoughtfully with his fingers.
Xiao Jing swallowed her saliva, her neck drooped, not daring to say a word.
"I really underestimated my soldier. The way she chose to die with me was unique."
"..."
"Did you see my mouth?" Shen Chengfeng turned on the lights in the room, and it suddenly became clear.
Xiao Jing's eyes widened suddenly. There was a hole in his mouth. It seemed that the bleeding had not stopped. As long as he spoke, the blood would drip down. Especially with this cold air, it felt like midnight. Bell, it's so scary.
"You are amazing. You want to use your mouth to smash my mouth wildly, nibbling and biting, and you want to swallow my mouth. Very good, very good, you did swallow it."
"..."
"Do you know why I didn't kill you?"
"..."
Shen Chengfeng stepped forward step by step, grabbed the back of her head, leaned down forcefully, and bit her mouth in the same fierce way!