Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 173: Tell everyone you are a woman (update 1)
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Everyone entered the training room in an orderly manner. In the closed space, everyone kept quiet and changed clothes.
Xiao Jing is honored not to be among the first batch to enter. She has to find a chance to leave here. Otherwise, with her pretty face, she would be the first to be selected.
Xiao Jing was worried alone, but when she saw her comrades changing clothes and coming out, she suddenly remembered a sentence: When men become demons, women really have nothing to do with them.
Haha, the ancients did not deceive me.
Jiang Xin, who is usually carefree, is the one with the roughest behavior. He wears a long tube top dress. Although he has broad shoulders and thick arms, after putting on his waist-length hair, his charming temperament instantly blinded them. The dog eyes of all the comrades.
Damn it, is this Jiang Xin who just made such a vulgar comment?
Cheng Chen stood behind him. He chose a lavender backless dress, paired with his dark brown wavy hair. Although he did not apply makeup, he had a particularly clean charm and looked very similar. A lady who came out of a women's college.
The most jaw-dropping one among them is Mu Xichi, who is wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket and leather trousers. He chose black wavy hair, which was casually draped over his shoulders. He is 1.85 meters tall and has a straight posture. As soon as he appeared on the stage, the natural domineering nature of a man was mixed with a little tenderness that a woman should have, and the raised eyebrows perfectly interpreted that everything from the neck down was legs.
Hey, Xiao Jing's heart was broken.
The much-anticipated female costume was agreed upon, and one promised to stand out from the crowd and be the most coquettish and beautiful one.
What are you all messing around with? All he needs to do is put on heavy makeup, put on nail polish, raise his orchid fingers, and say to all the people in the world: I am the most magnificent and the best in the world.
My heart really hurts, and my face hurts too.
"Okay, let's change a group." After taking the photo, Pei Yi pointed at another group of people behind him.
Xiao Jing’s legs are a little stiff. Now that I’m up there, she’ll probably be the ugliest one.
"Captain Xiao, this dress suits you." Ji Shanlin specially handed him a long white dress.
Xiao Jing saw her comrades swaggeringly taking off their clothes and pants. She hesitantly found the corner and jumped onto the shooting platform. There was a small cubicle here. After she was sure that no one was paying attention to her, she began to take off her clothes. coat.
The temperature in the training room was a bit low, and Xiao Jing had goosebumps all over her body from the cold.
"Captain Xiao, this wig looks good." Ji Shanlin chose the only straight hair wig here.
Xiao Jing put on a wig, and her long hair spread over her shoulders. When the warm wind blew, her hair fluttered slightly, and she smiled.
Pei Yi stared at this batch intently. Compared with the enchanting batch just now, this batch was a lot gentler. Among them, Fei Shang was the most outstanding one.
Fei Shang is only about 1.75 meters tall. He is the shortest among them. However, his small appearance is a bit more innocent, which makes him special at a glance. Moreover, he is I chose the only pink short skirt here. The skirt was a little fluffy, especially like a princess skirt.
Pei Yi nodded with satisfaction, a treasure hidden in the ocean, he just realized he had discovered it today.
Xiao Jing felt that she had been insulted. Pei Yi's eyes did not fall on her at all. She was obviously the only girl here. One by one, they not only stole her limelight, but also made her The dignity of a woman has been utterly insulted.
They are all more beautiful and more delicate than her.
"It's confirmed, it's Fei Shang." Pei Yi nodded with satisfaction.
Xiao Jing's brain was hot for a while, and she didn't know if she was so shocked that she lost her mind. She ran directly to Pei Yi and recommended herself: "Vice-captain, am I not pretty enough?"
Pei Yi looked at Xiao Jing from top to bottom, then carefully compared with Fei Shang, nodded and shook his head, and finally affirmed: "Next time if there is a chance, I will let you be selected."
"I think I have quite a lot of potential." Xiao Jing patted her chest and assured her.
"Vice Captain, since Captain Xiao is so eager for this opportunity, I can abdicate in favor of someone better." Fei Shang took off his hair condom and put it directly on Xiao Jing's head.
Pei Yi sighed lightly, "We are all comrades-in-arms. Since Captain Xiao asked so, let's just decide. I will pick another one. After all, it is a pas de deux."
The smile at the corner of Xiao Jing's mouth suddenly froze before she could bloom, and she realized belatedly that she had just said something wrong? It seems like I was tricked.
Ji Shanlin coughed lightly, leaned behind him, and said, "Captain Xiao, actually this job is not as good as imagined."
Xiao Jing's neck stiffened inch by inch, as if she really said something wrong.
Haha, this is not a routine, this is a trap.
Jiang Xin patted Xiao Jing's shoulder heavily and said with admiration: "You have great courage, keep it up."
Lin Qi took the initiative and said, "Deputy team, Xiao Jing and I will go on stage together."
"Okay." Pei Yi raised his hand to signal everyone to keep quiet. He said: "That's it. It's decided, pas de deux, Lin Qi and Xiao Jing, you take the time to practice together."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone left in a hurry, especially Pei Yi, who ran away as fast as he was afraid that they would regret it.
In the front hall of the huge training room, only two people were left looking at each other.
The corner of Xiao Jing's mouth twitched slightly. She felt that she should tell the deputy team that she just made a joke. It was a joke.
Lin Qi stepped forward, took off her coat and put it on Xiao Jing's shoulders, saying: "Put your clothes back on, it's easier to catch a cold."
"You shouldn't get involved." Xiao Jing gritted her teeth. She was not trying to get enough of her, and she also pulled Lin Qi into the water. Was she planning to form a group to become a joke among the three armies?
Lin Qi put her hands in her pockets and said with a faint smile: "I'm actually looking forward to cooperating with you. At least you won't avoid me during the cooperation."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Jing pulled off his coat guiltily and handed it back to him. Gu Zuoyan said rightly: "The night is getting cold, I'll go back first."
Lin Qi did not follow closely, but looked lonely at Xiao Jing's leaving figure, with some sadness in her eyes.
Xiao Jing ran back to the dormitory with a panicked expression. Before she could even take off her skirt, she lay down on the bed without any strength.
She began to recall the entire incident, and Pei Yi seemed to be setting a trap for her.
Yes, he deliberately set up a trap among a group of rough guys to frame a delicate girl like her.
But I jumped in without hesitation, and I was very pleased with myself that I was lucky enough to recommend myself.
Xiao Jing couldn't help but slapped herself on the cheek, because the strike was too harsh, a sudden slap echoed in the dormitory, and she was stunned by the slap.
She was so cruel that four finger prints were clearly visible on her face the next day.
In the early morning, the camp area was filled with coldness.
The cold wind passed by slowly, Xiao Jing and Lin Qi faced each other, and for a moment, the entire training room felt unspeakably awkward.
As Xiao Jing listened to the music, her brows wrinkled involuntarily, and she had to secretly curse in her heart: I have a **** saying, I don’t know whether to say it or not.
Pei Yi likes this tune very much. There is sadness mixed with expectation, and expectation mixed with a little hopelessness. All in all, listening to it makes people shed tears.
"Vice Team, I think it is necessary to change the song." Xiao Jing broke the silence.
"Okay, I specially invited Director Xue Che from the Ministry of Literature and Art to personally guide you." Pei Yi turned off the music.
The man behind Pei Yi walked forward with a warm smile, saluted the two officers with a standard military salute, and then said: "The song chosen by Deputy Pei Yi is particularly suitable to be paired with a waltz. We are rehearsing Before, we need to do some stretching, because time is tight, we must use all our spare time."
Xiao Jing saw the other person walking towards her, and before she had time to react, he leaned down, grabbed her leg, and then pulled her leg hard, using brute force to pull her leg straight away. Her long, slender legs were pulled up to her shoulders.
Haha, she gritted her teeth in pain.
"Captain Xiao has good tenacity, just keep it like this for two minutes." Xue Che clasped Xiao Jing's leg in her own hand and motioned her not to put it down.
Xiao Jing frowned, her body began to sway from side to side uncontrollably, and finally swayed to the ground.
There was a muffled sound with a "dong" sound.
"Captain Xiao, are you okay?" Lin Qi hurriedly helped her up.
Xiao Jing felt that her bones were broken and broken abruptly.
Xue Che stood in front of her eyes with a faint look, his expression calm and calm, as if what he saw in front of him was not a human being, but a stuffed animal that he manipulated at will.
The next moment, Xiao Jing was put on the wall, her legs straightened, in a standard straight line.
Haha, just be happy.
"What are you doing?" A cold voice sounded from outside the training room.
Pei Yiru had a flash of light on his back and he twisted his neck mechanically. He didn't expect to be discovered by the captain so soon.
Shen Chengfeng walked into the training room expressionlessly, looked at Xiao Jing hanging on the wall, then looked at Lin Qi lying on the ground, and said again: "What are you doing?"
Pei Yi explained hesitantly: "Captain, we are rehearsing."
Shen Chengfeng didn't say anything anymore, and just looked at Pei Yi coldly, with the knife clearly piercing into the other person's heart.
Pei Yi shivered uncontrollably and said, "Xiao Jing and Lin Qi took the initiative to petition for this. I can't refuse."
"Really?" Shen Chengfeng threw the knife at Xiao Jing.
Xiao Jing's body swayed and she fell down from the wall again. She looked at the military boots that were only one meter away from her and swallowed her saliva.
Shen Chengfeng squatted down, put one hand on his knees, and waited calmly for her to speak.
Xiao Jing stood up timidly and said hesitantly: "Captain, after careful consideration, I feel that since we are all comrades in arms, we should contribute to the team. This is also an honor."
"What I'm talking about is benevolence and righteousness." Shen Chengfeng turned his head and glanced sideways in Lin Qi's direction, and then said: "Lin Qi, you can go out and complete your daily training."
Lin Qi was frightened, stood up straight, hesitated, and said, "Captain, I volunteered to join."
"I don't like repeating what I said a second time."
Lin Qi's hands clenched into fists unnaturally, but she did not dare to disobey the commander's order, so she had to turn around and look back at Xiao Jing three times at a time.
Pei Yi had an unspeakable worry in his heart. What was the captain doing to take Lin Qi away at this time? Is he still planning to reject this show?
It seems that it is necessary to sign up for the chorus. It is so cruel to do it every day.
Shen Chengfeng stood up, looked at Xue Che, and said without hesitation: "I will take Lin Qi's place."
"..."
For a moment, in the huge training room, you could hear a needle drop.
What did the captain, the old man, just say?
He takes Lin Qi’s place?
He's a jerk.
Is he going to be satisfied by wearing Lin Qi's skin and scaring them out of myocardial infarction one by one?
Xue Che cleared his throat, leaned against Pei Yi's ear, and whispered: "Deputy team, I think it is necessary for me to announce my resignation. General Shen Chengfeng's name is so popular that I am afraid I am not qualified for this job."
Pei Yi's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the captain's meticulous face, he thought it was not a joke.
Hahaha, captain, he likes to have fun.
Shen Chengfeng stretched out his hand towards the motionless body on the ground and said in a tepid tone, "Get up."
Xiao Jing stood up stiffly, holding on to the wall. Her eyes were wandering, and she moved to the side with a guilty conscience. She smiled bitterly and said, "Captain, I'm afraid it's inappropriate for your status."
"Perhaps you prefer to be with Lin Qi?" Shen Chengfeng asked.
Xiao Jing shook her head, suddenly feeling that I could actually hold up this stage by myself.
"Captain Shen, are you kidding?" Xue Che asked uncertainly.
Shen Chengfeng stared at him silently, the indifference in his eyes piercing Xue Che's heart like ice picks. He had already said that he didn't like to repeat it a second time.
Xue Che shivered and hurriedly turned on the music, trying to ease the depressing atmosphere in the training room.
"Let's begin." Shen Chengfeng gave the order.
Xue Che stroked his forehead, could he ask Shen Chengfeng to press his legs? He might just kick himself to death with his legs.
Xiao Jing continued to stretch her legs against the wall. She noticed the sinister gaze behind her and looked back cautiously.
As expected, the sullen captain was staring at her petite body with two resentful eyes.
Shen Shengfeng lowered his voice and said, "What should I do?"
"You don't have to do anything." Xue Che said.
Shen Chengfeng nodded with satisfaction and said to Xiao Jing: "Come to my office after practice."
Xiao Jing was lying on the wall in grievance. She was going to undergo both physical and psychological torture. Do you really think your conscience won't hurt when you bully a delicate girl like her like this?
As noon approaches, the sun shines down, making the inside and outside of the camp a little warmer.
"Knock knock knock." Xiao Jing knocked on the door with pain all over her body.
"Come in." The man's voice was as cold and domineering as ever.
Xiao Jing pushed open the door and walked in. She looked at the man at the desk who seemed to have been waiting for a long time. She hesitated whether to open the door wide so that she could run faster.
Shen Chengfeng narrowed his eyes and said: "Close the door."
Xiao Jing's heart skipped a beat, and she had a very ominous premonition.
Seeing that she was motionless, Shen Shengfeng stood up directly.
Xiao Jing hurriedly closed the door and asked hesitantly: "Captain, do you want to tell me something?"
Shen Chengfeng stared at her without saying a word, as if telling her personally: What do I want to say, do you have any clue in your heart?
Xiao Jing forced a smile on her lips and said: "Captain, I just think the deputy captain is right. As a team, I should give up my personal interests and dedicate myself to the organization. As a soldier, I should go into battle to kill the enemy. I will be fearless even if I shed my blood, not to mention it is just a small stage, how can I be afraid of it?"
"So you are planning to tell the three armies that you are a woman, right?" Shen Chengfeng tapped the table with his fingertips.
The smile on Xiao Jing's face stiffened little by little, as if she was having a stroke, and the corners of her mouth were still twitching. She said, "I will fake it."
"Are you going to treat everyone as blind or stupid?"
"Captain, you didn't see them wearing women's clothes. I think I look like a man." Xiao Jing defended.
"So you feel that your dignity as a woman has been insulted." Shen Chengfeng said firmly.
Xiao Jing lowered her head with a guilty conscience.
Shen Chengfeng took off his coat and stepped forward.
Xiao Jing couldn't help but take a step back.
Shen Shengfeng said coldly: "Hold me."
Xiao Jing stared, "Why should I hug you?"
"Maybe you still want to hold Lin Qi?"
Xiao Jing shook her head desperately, her hands creaked like a layer of splints, and her whole body was very tight. She tried to hug the person in front of her, but her actions were not gentle, but rather... He came to fight with the person in front of him.
Shen Shengfeng grabbed her hand and put it on his waist, and said in a cold tone: "Can you dance the waltz?"
"No."
"Neither can I."
"..." Xiao Jing raised her head and stared at a face close at hand, you old man don't know how to do it, why do you want me to hold you? Keep each other warm?
Shen Chengfeng put one hand on her waist and tried to ask: "Do you know what to do next?"
Xiao Jing shook her head again, "I don't know."
"Do I need to twist it up?" Shen Chengfeng continued to ask.
"Captain, what exactly do you want to do?" Xiao Jing couldn't help but ask him.
Shen Chengfeng let go of her, stared at the small figure who was a head shorter than himself, and said, "Practice first."
Xiao Jing stood upright and after thinking for a moment, she couldn't help but ask: "Captain, do you really want to perform with me?"
"Apart from me who can cover up for you, who else do you think is qualified? Or do you want to expose yourself in front of Lin Qi?"
"But will this blaspheme your noble identity?" Xiao Jing thought about letting him retreat proudly. Before she could praise her clever idea, she heard the other party speaking leisurely.
Chen Shengfeng said unconcernedly: "Since you know that you have blasphemed the commander, you should submit a 5,000-word review after training every day."