Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 370: Women are like tigers in their thirties, and couples fight (first update
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Cheng Chen squatted on the ground: "Would any of you come over and give me a scolding? After all, we are still on opposite sides. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to talk to each other in public like this?"
Jiang Xin patted him **** the back, "Since ancient times, there has been a dilemma between loyalty and righteousness. We are soldiers, and we must have the spirit of risking life and death. You even said so, so this task is entrusted to you."
Cheng Chen was stunned, "At this time, I think we should hand it over to our deputy team. After all, he is not only a military advisor, but also our logistical support, and he is also our biological mother."
Pei Yi said nothing, as if closing his eyes to rest.
Mu Xichi gently poked Jiang Xin's shoulder, "How about we go give some advice to the female soldiers?"
Cheng Chen hugged Mu Xichi's arm excitedly and said with a smile, "I heard that you have been very close to the female soldiers recently. How about Colonel Mu go over and hook up?"
"Is there something wrong with using the word hookup?" Mu Xichi asked.
"It doesn't matter, it's the same truth anyway." Cheng Chen pushed Mu Xichi out without politeness.
Mu Xichi didn't expect that he would actually do this, so she staggered two steps and threw herself down as if he was hitting a fallen stake.
The female soldiers stared intently at the big guy who suddenly appeared.
Mu Xichi coughed slightly in embarrassment, "Well, well, I just came here to ask if you need any help."
Zhao Qing poked Wei Ziqi's waist without leaving any trace, and said with a smile, "It's not as simple as coming here and asking for courtesy."
Wei Ziqi's cheeks turned slightly red and she also stood up.
Mu Xichi watched her stand up, straightening her back subconsciously, and the two of them looked at each other face to face.
Wei Ziqi secretly glanced at her comrades behind her who kept winking at her, took a step forward with a blushing face, and said, "We don't need help."
Mu Xichi was in a dilemma, "Well, that's good. It's your first time to participate in such an assessment. It's indeed a bit difficult. If you need our help, you can let us know. After all, we are comrades-in-arms."
Wei Ziqi kicked the pebbles under her feet, "Well, I understand."
"Then I'll go back first." Mu Xichi turned around mechanically, and actually walked back to his queue with some hands and feet.
Jin Shan smacked his lips, "Why do I smell something so irritating?"
"The copper stench of love." Cheng Chen spat out a sentence.
"We agreed that we would be single until we were discharged together, but we didn't expect that our comrade would secretly cheat on Chen Cang. Do you think we should teach him a lesson?" Jin Shan asked.
A group of people stood up with a roar.
Mu Xichi looked at the excited crowd in surprise, her eyes widened, "After all, we are a family that loves each other, and we are about to enter the second battlefield. We can't have internal strife."
"It's okay, we will leave some energy for you to carry the gun and go into battle." Jiang Xin was the first to rush forward, followed by a group of people who excitedly rushed over, and then the female soldiers saw The stacking images of Arhats overlap one another, and it’s so exciting to play.
Xiao Jing listened to the noise outside and gave up on leaving the tent. She just hugged her captain and nuzzled into his arms.
Shen Shengfeng pressed her head, which was about to move, "What do you want to do?"
"Do some things that couples should do in bed." Xiao Jing raised the corners of her mouth, and her intentions became more obvious in her eyes.
Shen Shengfeng held her cheek and kissed her lips gently, "Dozens of pairs of eyes are watching from outside. Are you sure you want to continue with me?"
Xiao Jing turned over and sang the serf directly on him, "They will automatically ignore things they shouldn't see."
"They will still watch it, but they will choose to forget it afterwards." Shen Chengfeng hugged her waist again and pressed her under him forcefully.
"Captain, are you planning to live up to this beautiful moment?" Xiao Jing hugged his neck and used brute force to push down his raised head.
With a "Zila" sound, a big hole was torn open in the tent from the outside.
Xiao Ye squatted beside the tent and stared with interest at the two people hugging each other in broad daylight.
Xiao Jing did not expect that someone would dare to open the tent, and hurriedly released her two little paws.
Xiao Ye smacked his lips, "They say women are like tigers in their thirties. You still have two years left. Do you know how to be reserved?"
Xiao Jing sat up and looked at the special forces elites not far away who were looking around with guilty consciences. She covered her mouth and coughed, "Why are you here?"
"I won the first game, so I should gather here." Xiao Ye sat next to her.
Xiao Jing couldn't believe it, "You defeated the third brother's Zhenghu team?"
"I think it was the third brother who cheated. It was too insidious." Xiao Ye scratched his hair, "He must have lost on purpose."
"How could it be possible? Third brother is an upright soldier. How could he do such a deliberate act?"
Xiao Ye shook his head, "You don't understand, this is completely his tactic. This guy calculated that the second game would be difficult to win and deliberately lost the first game."
"What do you think of the spirit of our special team?" Xiao Jing retorted.
"You don't believe it?" Xiao Ye pointed at Xiao Jing and Shen Shengfeng and gritted his teeth and said, "One can't beat the other, and the other is reluctant to fight. Why do you think he should lose?"
Xiao Jing was speechless, what he said seemed to make some sense.
Xiao Ye glanced at the two of them and said, "You two, stay away from me. My kidneys hurt when I see you two now."
"How about I get closer to you?" Gu Ancheng didn't know when he sat beside the three of them, looking at Xiao Ye who had returned from the victory secretly.
With a light behind her, Xiao Ye silently moved his steps towards Xiao Jing.
Gu Ancheng once again leaned forward, "Didn't you say you still remembered my WeChat ID, my Weibo account, and all my contact information? I took a special look after I went back, and you didn't seem to have sent the verification. Information."
"Hahaha, hahaha." Xiao Ye raised his head and laughed heartily, "I've been busy lately."
"Captain Xiao Ye, do you think we will be drawn into a group to fight later?" Gu Ancheng suddenly asked.
Xiao Ye swallowed his saliva and said, "It's not necessary. After all, I was also the first place last year. Our Whalewolves team is very strong."
"That's right, but if we were to fight you one out of eighteen, do you think we would have a chance of winning?"
"Hahahahahaha." The more Xiao Ye smiled, the less confident he became. The corners of his mouth twitched violently, "Auntie, if we have something to say, it would hurt the peace if we use hands or feet."
"You also said that women are like tigers in their thirties. I will be thirty soon, but I don't even have the chance to be a tiger. Do you think I should find something else to do to stimulate my adrenaline? Okay Keep your endocrine balance and harmony?"
"I think a heroine like my aunt doesn't need the trivial matter of loving children. We sacrifice small love for big love, and we are full of pride."
"So Captain Xiao Ye is ready to sacrifice himself for the country?" Gu Ancheng raised his hand and placed it heavily on Xiao Ye's shoulder, gradually applying pressure.
Xiao Ye suddenly felt a lot of pressure. He squatted on the ground motionless, "Auntie, can we talk about our private matters in private? I am also a major general, how about a little face?"
"Well, so what?"
"Let me die beautifully." Xiao Ye said with a bitter smile.
The corner of Gu Ancheng's mouth raised slightly, "You also said that we are all soldiers. Whether it is missions or training, soldiers must be fully dedicated and go all out. Captain Xiao Ye is deliberately letting me go. ."
Xiao Ye felt that he was a bit cowardly. Fortunately, he was also an imperial major general. How could he be led by a woman? He gritted his teeth and stood up from the ground with a groan.
Gu Ancheng stared at him for a moment.
Xiao Ye's hands were slightly bent, and he said, "Gu Ancheng, you are right, we are all soldiers, those false things are not in line with our status, very good, very good, you provoked my victory or defeat. Desire, I put down my cruel words today. Don’t think that our Whale Wolf team will be afraid of you Red Eagle. If you have the ability, just show your true ability. I am not afraid of you.”
After saying that, Xiao Ye left the scene with his head high and his chest high, showing full masculinity and left her sight majesticly.
The Whale Wolf Team silently gave their captain a thumbs up. He was really a brave general.
After Xiao Ye realized that no one could see him anymore, he stamped his feet fiercely on the spot. What did my uncle just say? We had promised to talk to Yan Yuese, and we had promised to influence this old woman with emotion and reason. How could we be so careless and not hold on to our non-existent self-esteem?
Although as the saying goes, a good man will not give up for five buckets of rice, but people will die. Today is a live-fire drill. If this **** really ignores benevolence, justice and morality and surrounds one of her with eighteen people, how ugly will her death be? ah.
Xiao Ye circled around twice. Should he go back and explain that he had just seen a ghost?
Xiao Jing looked at Gu Ancheng who was expressionless, moved her feet, and whispered, "Do you want to catch up and kill him?"
"Wait a minute, if we really win the Whale Wolf Team, can Xiaojing give this person to me?" Gu Ancheng asked very normally, as if he was talking in a normal way.
Xiao Jing nodded solemnly, "At least take a breath."
Gu Ancheng stood up and stretched his muscles.
The sky is getting brighter, and the first test one after another is coming to an end.
Xiao Jing walked into the temporary camp, reached out and pressed the computer screen, and then pressed the pause button again.
When she saw the name on the screen, her pupils opened and she tried to read it carefully a few more times.
"Hahaha, hahaha." Xiao Ye's ghostly laughter sounded loudly again, "Sure enough, God spared no one."
Both eyes fell on his gloating body.
Xiao Ye hurriedly stopped laughing and said seriously, "No way, this is probably God's will."
Xiao Jing looked at her captain on the side, and now it was really a husband and wife fighting.
Shen Chengfeng raised his head and gently rubbed her little head, "It's okay."
"Captain, I think I can abstain." Xiao Jing took a long breath.
Xiao Ye stepped forward and said, "No, the fight between you two will definitely be the most exciting battle of the year. Although General Shen is invulnerable, you are immune to him. What are you afraid of? Just roll up your sleeves and do it. Do it." Damn him."
"Wait a minute, one of us will win. If you happen to pass the second game, we may still meet. Xiaowu, who do you think will have a greater chance of winning after we meet? Some?" Xiao Jing smiled and caressed the soil on his body nonchalantly.
Xiao Ye suddenly stood up straight and said with a serious face, "I think the leaders must have arranged this on purpose, just to see you and your wife fight. They are so evil-hearted. We don't care about fighting with them." Pay attention to the point and don't be too impulsive. After all, losing is just a loss in the assessment. If you get injured, it will not be good."
Shen Chengfeng took Xiao Jing's hand and walked out of the tent.
Xiao Ye let out a long breath. Fortunately, he was too smart, otherwise he would have been beaten today. I am indeed the smartest general in heaven and earth.
Xiao Jing walked out of the tent and frowned, "Captain, do you really want to fight?"
"This is the rule." Shen Chengfeng let go of her hand, "Don't show mercy."
"Of course I know that you can't show mercy on the battlefield. I'm afraid you will show mercy to me."
Shen Chengfeng pinched her little cheek and said, "Don't worry, I always treat everyone equally."
The helicopter hovered high again.
In the cabin, almost no one among the members of the Iron Eagle Special Forces spoke.
Qi Yue looked at the captain who looked normal, then glanced at the atmosphere in the cabin and coughed, "Do I need to make a plan for today's battle?"
Everyone's eyes fell directly on Shen Shengfeng.
Shen Chengfeng put on his military cap and looked at Qi Yue who was speaking, "What are your plans?"
Qi Yue felt even more pressure. He stood in front of the map and pointed at all the terrain on it, "We are very familiar with the Red Eagle team and know that they are used to a fast-paced style of play."
"Instructor, we are familiar with the Red Eagle Team, and they must also know us well, so we can no longer follow the previous strategy for this battle." Jin Shan frowned slightly, what did he say to a group of beautiful girls? You can do it.
Qi Yue nodded cautiously, "So we must control the rhythm of the entire battle and try our best to start shooting as soon as we find the target. We cannot be lenient and let the tiger go back to the mountain."
Cheng Feng gently tugged at the corner of Qi Yue's clothes and lowered his voice and said, "Instructor, this is not good. After all, the captain and Xiao Shiba are husband and wife. If you encourage us to bully Chi Ying like this, what if Xiao Shiba The settlement after the fall is on our captain, do you think the captain will let us go easily?"
Qi Yue felt that what he said was reasonable, "Are you telling us to let go?"
"Don't be rude, be gentle and appropriate. After all, we are soldiers and cannot hit women." Cheng Chen suggested.
"That's right. How can we, all seven-foot-tall men, bully a group of girls? If word spreads, they will say that everyone in our Iron Eagle team is a rough guy who doesn't know how to show mercy to women." Qi Yue glanced at him again. In the direction of Shen Shengfeng, the captain has nothing to say?
Shen Chengfeng put down the Qishan map and looked at everyone one by one.
Everyone sat upright in a hurry, waiting for the leader's next order.
Shen Chengfeng said, "We all know our relationship with the Red Eagle Team."
"Yes, Captain."
"What we were most worried about in this assessment was meeting the Red Eagles, but unfortunately, we did meet them."
"Yes, Captain."
"The core philosophy of our military is to cultivate one's moral character, govern one's family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world."
"Yes, Captain."
Shen Shengfeng wiped the barrel of his gun and said, "Before we can bring peace to the world, we must first get married and start a business."
Everyone finally understood that the captain was trying to trick everyone into letting go.
"We are almost at our destination. Everyone, get ready to get off." Shen Chengfeng stood up and walked towards the cabin door. The majestic mountains were under his feet. He took a deep breath. There was a sweet smell of spring in the air. .
Another helicopter landed on time and everyone separated.
Gu Ancheng followed Xiao Jing all the way and couldn't help laughing, "What's the next fight?"
"I understand the captain's character. Even though he says he wants to treat everyone equally, he will definitely let us go. What is the philosophy of our soldiers? We must do our best to complete the mission regardless of the cost, whether it is the battlefield or training. ." Xiao Jing stood on the top of the mountain, overlooking all the scenes in the mountain forest.
Gu Ancheng knew the implication of her words and nodded: "You mean we don't need to retain our strength, right?"
"Even if we go all out, we are still no match for the Iron Eagles, so just treat it as a training session and we have to give the best results."
"Is Xiaojing trying to embolden other people's ambitions and destroy her own prestige?"
"Does Auntie think we have a chance of winning?"
"No." Gu Ancheng blurted out.
"I don't think so either, hahaha." The two looked at each other and smiled.
"It's a pity that we didn't get the Whale Wolf team." Gu Ancheng jumped off the stone pier and walked into the forest.
"Auntie still misses Xiao Ye?"
"I'm afraid I will never forget this guy until I die. I wish I could press him under me every day and toss him around, make him beg his ancestors for mercy, and make him scream to heaven and earth. The earth doesn’t work.”
"..." This sentence seems a bit ambiguous.
"You don't have to persuade me, I will never let him go in this life."
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