Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 437: The second uncle who was thrown downstairs by Xiaobao (17 updates)
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As soon as Shen Shenghuang entered the house, he saw his second brother sitting alone on the sofa. He asked doubtfully, "Why don't you go to the table to eat?"
Shen Shengyi raised his head, with an indescribable sadness in his eyes.
Shen Shenghuang glanced at the direction of the restaurant. Everyone seemed to be there. He walked in and ordered the servant, "Give me a pair of bowls and chopsticks."
Yan Jun said, "Why are you back too?"
"The military department has nothing important to do today, so I came back specially." Shen Shenghuang couldn't hide the smile on his face.
Yan Jun coughed lightly, "It's very pitiful for your second brother to sit there eating alone." The implication is self-evident.
Shen Shenghuang said, "It's quite pitiful, but I know very well that poor people must be hateful."
"You have a strong consciousness. Do you know why I let him squat there alone and watch us eat happily?" Yan Jun asked again.
Shen Shenghuang said without hesitation, "There are three types of unfilial piety, the biggest being not having offspring. He has indulged himself too much in recent years. The so-called "walking among a hundred flowers without leaving a single leaf on him" sounds like a typical example of irresponsibility and deserves punishment. You should be beaten and you should be blamed."
Yan Jun looked at the other party calmly and said nothing.
Shen Shenghuang held his own bowls and chopsticks and said seriously, "So as the eldest son of Shen, I have learned a lot and decided to advance the wedding date with Fenglin one month in advance."
Yan Jun pursed his lips and smiled, "The Liu family also agreed?"
"They had to agree even if they didn't want to." Shen Shenghuang grinned, completely losing his usual poise. He smiled and said, "This is a special situation for us."
Mrs. Shen understood and said, "Is this a good thing coming soon?"
Shen Shenghuang nodded, "I came back today to tell you about this situation."
"When?" Mrs. Shen asked again.
"About a month." Shen Shenghuang replied.
"Pah." Yan Jun slapped the table and stood up, "Why didn't you tell your family earlier that you were married?"
"Your mother is right. You should inform your family about this kind of thing earlier. But now that we have no time to prepare anything, what do you want the Liu family to think? Are you saying that the eldest son of the Shen family is irresponsible?" Mr. Shen The man took away the bowl in his hand and asked, "Can you still eat it?"
Yan Jun lifted him up from the table, "Go and clean up for me, and go to Liu's house immediately."
"At this time?" Shen Shenghuang asked.
"The raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice. Do you still want to boil it into porridge before talking about it?"
Shen Shenghuang nodded, "I'll get ready right away. I'll get ready right away."
Yan Jun tidied up his clothes and said, "Mother, I will go to Liu's house first, and you can eat slowly."
"I'll go with you. At this time, what the Liu family wants to see is the attitude of our Shen family."
Xiao Jing chewed the minced meat in her mouth, thinking about whether to stop eating all together, but she didn't seem to be full yet.
Yan Jun said with a smile, "Xiaojing, eat slowly, don't be in a hurry, I'll leave first."
When Shen Shengyi saw the people leaving, he sat back on the dining table with his own bowl in hand, smacking his lips, "Sure enough, the road is frozen to death, and Zhumen's wine and meat are smelly. Give me some Wowotou, you guys are here. Big fish and big meat."
"Second brother, do you know why your mother-in-law doesn't give you meat?" Xiao Jing put down the short ribs in her hand and wiped her hands.
"What do you want to say?" Shen Shengyi grabbed the pig's trotters and took a few bites. It was stewed just right. The meat was plump but not greasy, and the sauce was even more delicious. It must have gone through nine It is a delicious product after steaming and boiling for nine times.
Xiao Jing said, "Aren't you in your late thirties? Have you never thought about getting married and having children?"
"A woman is a burden. Look how happy I am alone." Shen Shengyi put down his bones, "What I yearn for is freedom, physical freedom and spiritual freedom."
"Second uncle, I want to eat too." Shen Xiaoxiao sat on Shen Shengyi's lap and pointed at the pig's trotters in front of him.
Shen Shengyi picked up one and handed it to her, "Can Xiaoxiao eat it?"
Shen Xiaoxiao gnawed, and found that he couldn't chew it, so he threw it aside in disgust.
The little guy who was sitting on a child's chair somehow managed to crawl out, clattering over a pile of bowls and chopsticks. He threw his body forward and directly grabbed the dish on the table that Xiaoxiao had thrown away. Pig's trotters.
The little guy's movements were so fast that no one could react.
Xiao Jing thought about taking the pig's trotter from his hand, but the little guy held it in his mouth and refused to let go.
"Hahaha." Shen Shengyi was amused by her fishing appearance and burst into laughter.
Xiao Jing pulled the pig's trotter out of her son's mouth, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, "This thing is too greasy, you can't eat it."
The little guy licked his fingers with unsatisfied satisfaction.
Xiao Jing picked up the baby, put it in the nanny's arms, and took him to drink milk.
The nanny took the child and put it in the crib as usual. Then she turned around to get the bottle on the sterilizer. After taking the hot water and turning around, the child who was just inside was gone.
The nanny was shocked. She put down the bottle in panic and ran to the bed. She turned over the mattress and everything twice. The child was really missing.
What to do? Could it be that the child just disappeared into thin air right in front of his eyes?
The nanny hurriedly ran out of the room and looked around. There was no sign of the child in the corridor. She felt a chill in her back and ran downstairs stiffly.
The housekeeper saw the careless nanny and asked, "What are you doing in such a hurry?"
The nanny was a little slurred. She felt that the more anxious she was, the less she knew what to say.
The housekeeper said, "Calm down first and then talk."
The nanny pointed to the room and said hesitantly, "Just now, I took, I took the young master back to the room to drink milk. Just now, I just turned around and took the bottle, and the child, the child was gone."
The housekeeper frowned after listening to her inconsistent words. He ran up to the children's room on the second floor. The child was indeed missing. He was surprised and said, "The young master can't even leave. He's not in the room." Where will you go?"
"I, I don't know, I really don't know, I just took the bottle, and the child, the child really just disappeared out of thin air."
The butler hurried down the hall.
Shen Shengyi frowned slightly as he listened to the messy footsteps on the stairs, but he didn't bother to ask what they were doing. He gnawed on the pig's trotters and prepared to open the door.
He suddenly felt something on his leg and lowered his head subconsciously.
The little guy's hand tugged at Shen Shengyi's trousers.
Shen Shengyi originally thought that he had kicked something, but he had no idea that this little guy would be at his feet. To be honest, when he saw him for the first time, his heart felt like thousands of horses were racing in an instant. Grass mud horse.
Where did this little guy come from?
The little guy ignored him when he saw him, his two big eyes rolled up and his little mouth curled up.
Shen Shengyi could see the urgent desire in his eyes, and he shook the pig's trotters in his hand.
The little guy moved his eyes in the direction of the movement of his palm, and his intention was obvious. ,
The corners of Shen Shengyi's mouth were raised high. He squatted down and deliberately pushed the pig's trotter in his hand forward. After seeing him stretch his neck, he hurriedly retracted it.
Yes, he just wanted to tease this brat who had been flirting with him so many times that he didn't know where he was now, and let him know that he had offended his second uncle, which was tantamount to committing an unforgivable felony.
The little guy once again followed his hand and moved his head, eagerly waiting for him to hand the thing in his hand to him.
Shen Sheng became playful and shook the pig's trotters in his hand harder. Seeing that he was about to hand it to the little guy's mouth, he finally changed the direction abruptly and let his little palm follow his. Shaking vigorously.
"Hahaha, hahaha." Shen Shengyi was having fun. He took the last bite and let him watch like this, watching as he swallowed it all in one bite, and then smashed it again. Come on, it tastes delicious.
"哐哐哐."
The housekeeper and a group of servants discovered the voltage on the ceiling, but before they could react, the originally calm lampshades suddenly shattered, and powder sprinkled down, scaring everyone into hiding and running around. With.
Shen Shengyi heard the movement downstairs and glanced at it indifferently, but just glanced at it. He inexplicably felt a destructive force coming towards him bravely.
He took a closer look and saw a flash of white light in front of his eyes, as dazzling as if the Buddha came to save all sentient beings. He was stunned and was instantly surrounded by white light.
"Bang." Shen Sheng was thrown out of the third floor by the impact, and his body flew high into the air. The strong wind seemed to scratch his face. He was startled, his eyesight flashed and darkened, and he fell to the ground with a "thud". on the carpet.
"Bang." The chandelier in the middle of the hall shook violently, and finally broke away from the wall under the heavy load, and accidentally hit Shen Shengyi's body. With a clang, he stood tall He raised his head. At that moment, he felt that he might be dead. Yes, he was really dead.
Xiao Jing heard the sound and hurriedly ran out from the direction of the restaurant. She saw all the servants in a mess, and then looked at her second brother who was lying on the carpet, not knowing whether he was dead or alive. She walked over cautiously, and gently poked him on the shoulder.
"Boom." Shen Shengyi raised his head reflexively.
Xiao Jing saw a **** on his forehead, and bright red blood stained his face along his eyelids.
Shen Shengyi coughed and said, "I will never rest in peace."
The corners of Xiao Jing's mouth twitched and she whispered, "Second brother, what's wrong with you?"
Shen Shengyi raised his finger and pointed in the direction of the third floor, then excitedly held Xiao Jing's hand and said with tears in his eyes, "Avenge me, avenge me."
Xiao Jing glanced in the direction he pointed, and was frightened. Could it be that there was an enemy invasion?
Shen Shengyi bared his teeth and said, "I won't give in, I will burst into tears."
The housekeeper ran over panting and reported, "Madam, the young master is missing."
Xiao Jing pushed Shen Shengyi away, feeling more and more strange what happened today.
The nanny explained, "I really just went to get the bottle, and when I turned around, the young master disappeared."
Xiao Jing opened the door, and the sound of the bedside bell echoed in the room, and the little guy was sitting on the bed, clapping his hands with a harmless look on his face.
The nanny rubbed her eyes in disbelief, stepped forward and took a serious look at the child. Finally, she took a staggering step and said, "W-what's going on? The child was really not in the room just now. , really not here."
The little guy tilted his head and stood up with his hands on the edge of the bed.
The nanny felt like she was about to have a nervous breakdown. Could it be that she was dazzled? Could it be that his eyes were covered by a ghost? Or maybe he didn't actually enter the room at all. In fact, all this was his illusion, and it must be an illusion.
Xiao Jing picked up the little guy, looked at his dirty little hands, pretended to be slightly angry and said, "What did you do again?"
The little guy curled his lips and licked his fingers.
Xiao Jing grabbed his hand and said, "It's so dirty, I can't lick it anymore."
The nanny was busy mixing milk powder, for fear that the child would suddenly disappear again. From time to time, she would turn around and take a look. After making sure that the child was still lying on the bed, she took a deep breath.
As soon as Shen Chengfeng entered the house, he saw the home in a mess.
Shen Shengyi was still lying on the ground, unable to get up for a long time. The housekeeper on one side asked anxiously.
The housekeeper asked, "Second Young Master, do you need to ask a doctor to come over and take a look?"
Shen Shengyi buried his head in the carpet and waved his hand, "Leave me alone for a while."
"What are you doing standing up here?" Shen Chengfeng took off his military cap and placed it on the table next to him. He looked at his second brother who was stretched out and motionless on the ground and asked.
Shen Shengyi suddenly raised his head, supported the sofa beside him, stood up carefully, twisted his waist and walked forward, "It was your good son who threw me down from upstairs."
Shen Chengfeng looked at Shen Muxiao, who was playing with building blocks next to him, and saw that with a push of his little finger, all the building blocks fell down, "Maybe you are made of wood."
"It's not him." Shen Shengyi shouted.
Shen Chengfeng unbuttoned his cuffs and said, "Were you thrown down by Xiaobao?"
"That's him."
Shen Chengfeng stared at his second brother with an expression that looked like an idiot.
Shen Shengyi saw full of doubts in his eyes. Was he doubting what he said?
Shen Shengfeng walked up the steps, "Although outsiders will definitely say that this person was knocked stupid after hearing what you said, I know what you said is true."
Shen Shengyi hugged his third brother's shoulders with a moved expression, as if he had been greatly wronged, "Second brother is feeling miserable."
Shen Chengfeng nodded, "But you were thrown downstairs by a child less than eight months old. Second brother, don't you feel ashamed?"
"..."
"Although my son has a special body, you are still a tall and dignified man of 1.89 meters and 7 feet tall."
"Do you believe I'm going to kill your son tonight?"
"Well, then you probably weren't thrown from the third floor." Shen Chengfeng pushed away the children's room.
Standing at the door, Shen Shengyi hesitated. He looked around at the little guy holding a bell in the room. He squinted his eyes and calculated in his mind how he should vent such a bad breath.
Perhaps he really had to wait until the night was quiet, then he would take out his ten-meter-eight aura and sneak into this room secretly. He smiled sinisterly.
He thinks his plan is simply crazy, hahaha.
Xiao Jing saw the second brother who was laughing silly, frowned slightly, and said softly, "Why do I feel that the second brother's smile is a bit mean? Will he bully Xiaobao while we are not at home?"
"Ignore him. With his brain circuitry, he can't come up with any great plan." Shen Chengfeng saw that the child had fallen asleep and took Xiao Jing's hand out of the house.
"Should we send Xiaobao back to Xiao's house to live for a while? I'm worried that the second brother will make himself stupid after the fall."
"No need, his originally dull head might become smart again."
Chen Sheng Yixiao's shoulders shook slightly. He felt as if his head was suddenly opened to the Ren and Du channels, and a fierce force condensed in his Dantian. He seemed to have learned peerless martial arts in an instant, and could The world is invincible.
Hahaha, hahaha.
The house became completely quiet.
The night is deep and the stars in the sky are twinkling.
The little guy who was sleeping peacefully in the crib turned over and woke up.
Shen Shengyi just stood beside his bed, with the corner of his mouth curled up into a half-smile.
The little guy looked blankly at the smiling second uncle in front of him, stretched out his little hand and took a bite.
Shen Shengyi proudly took out the plate behind him, and there was a lingering strong aroma of meat lingering in the air.
The little guy turned over and stood up from the bed.
Shen Shengyi moved a stool and ate meat and drank wine in front of the little guy, finishing a whole plate of pig's trotters in three gulps.
"Want to eat?" Shen Shengyi showed off his victory.
The little guy stretched out his hand and moved his little mouth along with his opening and closing mouth.
Shen Shengyi raised one leg and put it on the stool, took the pig's trotter and bit it, "Want to eat? I'm telling you today, I'm not just coming here today to eat the popular and spicy food, I'm going to come to eat in front of you every day in the future Meat and wine.”
The little guy made no movement.
Shen Shengyi stood up, took a step forward, then retracted, and took another step, "Do you want to hit me? Come and hit me, come and hit me, you can't hit me, hahaha , come and hit me."