Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 439: The Yan desert was electrocuted and could fly (19 updates)
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Little comrade Shen Sansan picked up his milk bottle and smashed it, and it tasted delicious.
Shen Xiaoxiao sat on the carpet, looking at her brother who was only about one meter away from her. She bent her waist and moved her body bit by bit, preparing to move forward.
Shen Sansan was busy drinking his own milk powder, not paying attention to the sister who sneaked over.
Shen Xiaoxiao is the spoiled little princess in her family. Whenever she thinks about her long black hair being turned into a broomstick by electricity, and then thinks about how this little brother bites her so much that she deserves to be beaten, as a big sister , she must teach this little guy a good lesson.
Shen Sansan tilted his head and stared at his sister who stretched out a small fist towards him.
With a "pop" sound, Shen Xiaoxiao slapped the little guy on the face with such force and speed that even Shen Shengyi, who had not yet gone out, was stunned by her slap.
"Bang." The bottle in Shen Sansan's hand fell on the carpet.
Shen Xiaoxiao took two steps back, keeping her distance.
Shen Shengyi hurriedly held the little girl in his arms, dumbfounded, "How could you hit your brother?"
Shen Xiaoxiao blew on her hand, "It hurts."
The corners of Shen Shengyi's mouth twitched. Your old man is already hurting from the beating, but your brother is still in more pain.
Shen Sansansan sat on the ground in panic, as if he hadn't reacted yet.
Shen Shengyi took small steps towards the gate, making sure not to wake up the little ancestor who had not yet recovered. He tiptoed back a step, then took another step back, seeing victory right in front of him.
"Hahaha, hahaha." Yanmo's ghostly laughter came from downstairs, with a hint of horror. He roared unrestrainedly and ran wildly, "I am a little Swallow, I can fly, I can fly, I flutter high."
Chen Shengyi stroked his forehead. He was sure that his uncle was completely stunned by electricity.
Shen Sansan finally had some reaction. He leaned forward and crawled towards Shen Shengyi.
Shen Shengyi almost no longer hesitated, turned around and ran away.
Shen Xiaoxiao hugged her second uncle tightly, looking at her younger brother who was crawling out silently with fear in her eyes.
Yan Mo's voice was still echoing excitedly downstairs. He was roaring and making a crazy noise, "I am a little princess. I have a pair of small wings. The wings are colorful and the wings are radiant. You ordinary people, stay away from me."
Seeing the crazy Mr. Yan, the housekeeper ordered anxiously, "Go and ask the doctor to come and take a look."
Yan Mo jumped onto the sofa, and then somersaulted off the sofa. However, due to his instability in standing, his body suddenly lost balance and his head hit the coffee table with a loud bang.
There were emptiness and reality in front of him, and circles of light were flashing. He shook his head, covered his head and sat up.
He was surrounded by servants who were too frightened to step forward, and they all looked at him nervously.
Yan Mo felt his head hurt. He hammered his head, "Why am I here?"
"Uncle, be careful." Shen Shengyi stood on the second floor and shouted loudly.
Before he finished speaking, Yan Mo instinctively raised his head when he heard the sound. Suddenly, a ray of light and shadow fell. Before he could react, the chandelier fell from the sky and hit him directly on the forehead.
"Bang." Yan Mo straightened his body and fell on the carpet again, with blood still dripping from the middle of his forehead.
The housekeeper was startled and hurried over. He tried his nose temperature with some trepidation. After making sure he was still alive, he took a breath and said, "Go get a doctor quickly."
"Bang." Yan Mo sat up from the carpet.
The housekeeper jumped up in fright at his **** appearance.
Yan Mo stood up neatly, and then circled the room a few times, "Where are my wings? Where are my invisible wings? Why didn't I see my pair of beautiful colorful wings? Yes. Who? Who stole it from me? Give me my wings back, give them back to me."
Yan Mo ran out of the house, fluttering like a lethargic child, threw himself into the flower bed, and bit into a flower.
The housekeeper followed him all the way out. He didn't say anything when he heard Mr. Yan yelling.
"Don't come here, I want to collect honey, I want to collect honey."
Shen Shengyi looked at the mess on the ground. As soon as he raised his feet, something seemed to be hanging by his feet.
The little guy hugged his leg, his little mouth curled up unhappily, and the right cheek that was hit by Shen Xiaoxiao turned red.
Shen Xiaoxiao saw Shen Muxiao coming out of the room, and ran away.
Shen Shengyi stretched out his arms, looking like he was asking for help.
The next moment, before the servants had time to evacuate, they saw another figure jumping down from the second floor with a snap, and then lying down again.
Shen Sheng Yi raised his head with a cry, then ran out like a child chasing the wind, and also plunged into the flower bed, "I want to collect honey, I want to collect honey."
Yan Mo kicked him over and said, "Go and collect it somewhere else. This is my honey."
Shen Shengyi hugged his legs with an innocent look on his face, "Your honey is my honey, and my honey is also my honey."
Yan Mo slapped him and threw him out, "Walk somewhere else."
Shen Shengyi waved his little wings, hit the tree with a single muscle, and then lay on his back on the ground.
The sunlight was dazzling in his pupils. He blinked and woke up instantly. Why am I here?
Besides, all the servants covered their mouths and laughed secretly.
Shen Shengyi noticed the mud on his body, and then looked at his uncle who was still eating flower petals as if in a daze. Suddenly, an ominous premonition arose spontaneously. Did he go to pick flowers just now?
"Ah." He roared and ran out of the house like crazy.
The sun was rising, and bursts of shouts echoed in the camp.
The figures were not afraid of the scorching summer heat wave, running around the playground in circles.
"Assemble." Jiang Shanping blew his whistle, and everyone stood in two rows, sweat dripping down everyone's necks and soaking their clothes.
Xiao Jing looked through everyone's training results in the past month, nodded with satisfaction, and asked, "Is it hot?"
"Hot." They replied in unison.
Xiao Jing closed the file and smiled, "Want to cool down a little?"
Everyone was shocked. Could it be that the leaders decided to show mercy and end the training early today?
Xiao Jing added, "I discussed with instructor Qi Yue of the Iron Eagle Team and decided that we should have a joint training session. Everyone should turn right and get in the car."
Wei Ziqi muttered, "Why do I think the captain has bad intentions?"
"You are wrong. The captain may have good intentions, but Instructor Qi of the Iron Eagle Team has never had good intentions." Ling Jie said.
Sun Yueyan shivered inexplicably, "You didn't hear it just now. The captain said, let us cool down a little. Do you know what cool means?"
Everyone suddenly realized that they were probably going to get swollen from being soaked again.
There is a fast-flowing river ten kilometers outside the camp. Late August every year is the time when the tide rises most fiercely. Naturally, this river is also prohibited to ordinary residents.
Xiao Jing put down her telescope and looked at the slowly rising water level. The river was also gradually getting heavier. It was indeed the best choice to go upstream.
“I will divide everyone into two groups and relay at the same time, divided into upstream and downstream. The distance between the upstream and downstream is about one kilometer. This is a training method that can promote the joint improvement of physical fitness and coordination ability. "Qi Yue said.
"When you swim from downstream to upstream, you not only have to endure the intensification of the water flow, but you also have to overcome too many unknown accidents in the water. If an accident occurs, how should we deal with it?" Jiang Shanping asked.
"No need to deal with it." Qi Yue replied.
Jiang Shanping frowned, "No need to deal with it?"
"They are the elites of the special operations team. If they cannot overcome this small difficulty, they cannot be called elites." Qi Yue explained.
Although Jiang Shanping is the chief instructor of the 111th Regiment, all her coaching policies are aimed at mass soldiers. This is the first time she has seen such harsh training conditions, but what Qi Yue said is right. These people They are all talented people selected from a million, so they naturally have the ability to outdo others.
Xiao Jing looked at the candidates assigned to the two groups. They were fair and just, with some strong and some weak, fairly average. She said, "Just follow this plan. Only by providing rewards and punishments can we better promote everyone's explosive power."
"What reward and punishment system does the captain plan to create?"
"If you lose, you will naturally have to clean up the logistics for a month." Qi Yue said, "In addition, the daily training will be doubled."
When everyone heard this, their hearts tightened. This was too cruel. Even if they were cleaning the logistics, they still had to practice day and night. The instructor was indeed an instructor, he hit the nail on the head, and he still didn't have the decisiveness to survive.
What should I do? I really want to beat him up in a group. The following offenders should be locked up.
As soon as the whistle blew, the two people in charge of the downstream were Cheng Chen and Mu Xichi. They set off almost at the same time and headed upstream.
The rushing river water hit the two of them violently. Ten minutes later, the two of them still only climbed a few hundred meters.
Cheng Chen was hit by a wave and sank directly. He did not float for a long time.
The female soldiers on both sides of the road saw this and were hesitant to go down and have a beauty rescue hero. At the critical moment, this guy's head popped up, sucking in oxygen and spitting out the water he choked in.
"Ahem, cough." Seeing Mu Xichi who was already far away from him, Cheng Chen pounced on him.
Walking upstream requires the physical strength of the exerciser. Being swept back to the original position by accident is a trivial matter. If you are swept into the sea, you may not be able to get it back.
Qi Yue pushed up the sunglasses on his eyes, leaned in front of Jiang Shanping, and said in a pretentious tone, "I'm not very satisfied with their performance. What does instructor Jiang think?"
Jiang Shanping raised her hand to block the dazzling sunlight. She replied in a calm tone, "The performance of the male soldiers is still good. If it were such an impact, ordinary people would not know where they were washed away by the river. And they can still swim upstream, which is unexpected to me."
Qi Yue smiled and said, "I will look forward to the performance of the female soldiers in the future."
Ling Jie and Zhao Qing are in the upstream position. From upstream to downstream, they only need to go down the river, but they must also control their balance. Similarly, if they are distracted in any way, they will be washed away by the river water. On the shore or on the rocks.
Thinking about the force of almost dozens of tons exerting pressure on me to rush forward, I was afraid that even if I didn't faint on the spot, I would have to lie in bed for a few days.
Ling Jie was a little eager for success at first. As soon as she entered the water, she wanted to slide down in one go. However, she ignored her strength, which was as weak as a feather. In the rapid current, her center of gravity was unstable and she was caught. On the shore, luckily she found it in time and hugged a piece of driftwood that floated down from nowhere, temporarily stabilizing her body.
Zhao Qing took advantage of the situation and swam dozens of meters away, reaching the downstream position far ahead.
"Hoo **** ho." Zhao Qing lay on the shore, exhausted, breathing in oxygen, "This is really not something ordinary people dare to challenge."
This time the relay was carried out by two female soldiers. As soon as they got into the water, they were swept back by a wave before they could swim more than ten meters. Not only were they swept back, they were also swept back dozens of meters.
Jiang Shanping frowned slightly. In this kind of physical training, it is obvious that female soldiers are at a disadvantage. Although the performance of male soldiers is not particularly good, they can stabilize themselves and maintain a frequency to swim ashore, while female soldiers Where are the soldiers? If you don't advance, you will retreat, and you won't be able to get up for a long time.
Xiao Jing stood beside her and said nonchalantly, "You can't rush for results in any training, especially the training of the special operations team. We need to strengthen ourselves day after day, day after day, to ensure that we can win the battle on the battlefield." There are no misses, so their performance is not bad, but it’s just the beginning, let’s take it step by step.”
"The captain is right. In my eyes, these girls are already great heroes. They can gallop on the battlefield and brave the hail of bullets to complete the mission. Today is just a physical training. We don't need to put too much pressure on ourselves. Great pressure, try your best."
"But don't be too relaxed. A rubber band itself has already exerted its ultimate toughness. Because we relax a little, it relaxes a little. As time goes by, they will never be able to regain their original strength. Tenacity."
"You are right. It seems that I have to re-plan the training plan. When instructor Gu comes back, at least I can submit a good report card."
Xiao Jing smiled and said nothing. She looked at the time and her captain should be back soon.
An off-road vehicle drove into the camp area.
Shen Shengfeng looked at the empty military camp and raised his hand to glance at his watch. It read three o'clock in the afternoon.
"Bah, bah, bah." An off-road vehicle drove rampantly into the camp, and then drove straight towards Shen Shengfeng crazily. It almost stopped after it was about to hit him.
Shen Shengfeng looked at the man in the car in front of him without changing his expression, waiting for him to take the initiative to speak.
Yan Mo opened the car door and went straight to the point, "What's going on with your third child?"
Shen Chengfeng was a little unclear about the meaning of his words and did not reply.
Yan Mo repeated again, "I have been to your home and saw your youngest son sinking into the sky. What happened to him?"
Shen Shengfeng walked up to the administrative building, "There is nothing strange."
Yan Mo stood in front of him, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Uncle, you suddenly appeared in the Iron Eagles just to ask me this question that is not a question? What kind of answer do you want me to give you? Is there really something wrong with my third child?"
Yan Mo pointed at the right side of his face and said angrily, "Do you know what caused this?"
Shen Shengfeng took a look and shook his head, "I don't know."
Yan Mo opened his mouth and roared, "I jumped off the building."
"..." Shen Chengfeng looked at his yelling, anxious and jumping uncle like an idiot.
Yan Mo calmed down, raised his head and stroked his forehead, "Do you know what your family did to me before I jumped off the building? He shocked me, and he shocked me to the point of mental disorder, and then I fantasized about this. I could fly, so I stupidly jumped off the second floor, and I fell miserably. Look at my handsome face, my face was disfigured, and my skin was broken."
"..." Shen Chengfeng said nothing and looked at his uncle who ran up the steps in a hurry and then jumped down again. For a moment, he didn't know what to say. It was obvious that he needed comfort. , but I don’t seem to know how to comfort people.
Yan Mo had tears in his eyes, "This is not the most extreme thing. He made me eat flowers from a flower bed. I heard your housekeeper said that those flowers were planted yesterday, and they were only fertilized this morning, and they were still wet." "Special liquid, do you know what a special liquid is?"
Shen Chengfeng silently took two steps back, keeping a distance of more than one meter from his uncle, who was not very mentally stable.
Yan Mo held his forehead with both hands and roared, "I have lost all my face now. In front of all your servants, in front of the guards, and in front of my adjutant, my face is completely ruined. ."
"Uncle, I am deeply sorry for what happened to you, but I feel sorry for you."
"..." Yan Mo pushed his hand away, "I'm not dead yet."
Shen Chengfeng changed the word, "Eighteen years later you are still a good man."
Yan Mo opened his mouth, "I'm not dead."
Shen Shengfeng thought about it again and said, "Forget the river, Sanshengshi, a bowl of Mengpo soup, forget all about the future and the past, and you will be happy."
"..."
Seeing that he had nothing to say, Shen Shengfeng waved his hand and whispered with a sympathetic look, "Walk slowly along the way."