Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 453: Xiao Ye: I have mysterious power (second update)
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Lin Chenyu listened very carefully, without even blinking. He asked excitedly, "Then what? Did that cheater Shen Chengfeng cross the river and burn the bridge at the end?"
Xiao Ye nodded, "He didn't just cross the river and demolish the bridge. He didn't even cross the river, so he demolished my bridge, and then asked me to fish him out of the river with the thought of dying with me."
Hearing this, Lin Chenyu couldn't help but sigh, "Sure enough, this scammer is not a kind person. In my case, he either demolishes the bridge when he crosses the river, or demolishes the bridge before crossing the river, and then uses the most miserable methods to kill people. He stepped on me across the river, this heartless guy."
"Yes, this guy is worse than a pig or a dog."
"Yes, this sanctimonious guy."
"Oh, this guy doesn't seem to be repaying his kindness at first glance."
The two looked at each other, and then sighed in unison.
Xiao Ye took a sip of tea and said, "Sir, you are right. I regret getting on his pirate ship now."
Lin Chenyu put down the teacup, "Then why did you give your sister to that guy?"
"Isn't this a temporary obsession?" Xiao Ye looked at the red flag on the desk with resentful eyes, "There was once a better road in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and just wanted to go there. It was not until I missed it that I regretted opening up a mechanized farming road. If I could turn back time, I would definitely choose that broad road without hesitation and say to it: Life occasionally takes wrong detours. Fortunately, I found my way back."
Lin Chenyu waved his hand, "It's a pity that we can't turn back time."
Xiao Ye took another sip of strong tea and said, "You are right, there is no way to turn back time."
"Thinking about it, I had always naively thought that no one would dare to approach his perverted body. I never expected that after ten years of absence, he was not only touched, but also slept with his baby. Well, after I found out the truth, I was drunk for three days and three nights."
"Sir, you are really sincere towards Shen Shengfeng." Xiao Ye replaced the wine with tea and clinked his cup.
Lin Chenyu shook his head, "I just didn't understand why I'm still struggling to find a sense of existence when someone wants such a cheating guy."
"Don't worry, sir. I have observed your face and you will definitely have many children and good fortune in the future."
Lin Chenyu was surprised and covered his face, "Really?"
Xiao Ye nodded solemnly, "My eyes are very good at seeing people. I know at a glance that the chief will have children and grandchildren in the future."
"Hahaha." Lin Chenyu laughed a few times, and then the laughter stopped suddenly. He stopped the full smile on his face and turned to a serious face. He had a paralyzed face. He said, "Stop saying those compliments. I am not a mediocre person who can be dismissed with just a few words."
Xiao Ye smiled, "Sir, you are judging a gentleman with a villain's heart. I speak from the bottom of my heart. Thinking about Shen Chengfeng, I knew at a glance that he and my Xiao Jing were born for each other. Yes, as expected, I naturally laid a line, and they secretly found Chen Cang lying on the same bed."
"Beast, how can you bully a girl like this?" Lin Chenyu covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "How did you pull the strings?"
"Of course I sent my Xiao Jing to Tieying by any means necessary."
"Just staying around?"
"In a boring and tasteless space, a man and a woman live together in the same room. Unless one of them has a problem, sooner or later it will start to burn, and it will get stronger and stronger. In the end, ha, ha, ha, you know ."
Lin Chenyu pinched his chin, "So you mean to find a way to imprison the other party's body and then possess her soul?"
"..." Why do these words sound a bit rough? But Li'er is still the same Li'er.
Lin Chenyu seemed to understand something. He raised his head and laughed, but fell silent again after a moment. He said, "That's how Chen Chengfeng's boring gourd got enlightened. But what will you do if he doesn't?"
"No, according to my calculations, when Shen Chengfeng, a thirty-year-old man, faces such a delicate Xiao Jing, no matter how his expression remains unchanged, his heart will involuntarily stir up a little bit. Once he has that kind of thought, he will lose himself sooner or later after being together day and night, and then he will be like a lone wolf that breaks out and swallows the delicate little white sheep."
"It's too cruel." Lin Chenyu couldn't help but think about it.
Xiao Ye came forward with a secretive smile on his face and said, "Sir, it seems you have any special plans?"
"Ahem." Lin Chenyu sat up straight, "Now that we've finished talking about private matters, let's talk about business matters, about whale wolves——"
"Micro-observation tells us a very direct answer. The commander has a little secret in his heart, and this secret is about women."
Lin Chenyu covered his face, "Am I so obvious?"
"You just have to have it carved on your forehead that I have fantasies about a woman."
Lin Chenyu narrowed his eyes, "You should know that if you tell the chief's secret, it will be easy for him to silence you."
"Sir, you should also know that this is a special force. It is not that easy to silence the elites of the special force."
Lin Chenyu raised his lips slightly, "So there's nothing I can do to you?"
"Sir, if you have anything to say, please tell me. Maybe I can solve your problem easily."
Lin Chenyu hesitated for three minutes, then nodded and said, "It's not impossible to tell you."
"I'm all ears." Xiao Ye stretched his head and leaned over.
Lin Chenyu leaned against his ear and murmured, "This is a romantic past. In a certain spring of a certain year, in a certain yard, on a certain day when the spring flowers were blooming, there was a man wearing a white skirt. The woman held a bouquet of white chrysanthemums and left me like a gust of wind."
"Sir, why don't we keep the story short and concise?"
Lin Chenyu nodded, organized some conversation, and then said, "That was our first meeting. Later we met again at the military headquarters. She was wearing a military uniform, and her shiny military boots made me a little bit dazzled. I couldn't open my eyes, but later I found out her name was Qin Yiran."
"Qin Yiran?" When Xiao Ye heard the name, he couldn't hold in his breath and coughed out.
"Yes, it's Qin Yiran." Lin Chenyu nodded like garlic.
Xiao Ye sighed and said, "Sir, how can you be so confused? No one in the military department knows that Qin Yiran is a female devil? Is she a good person? No, is she a woman? Not even!"
"She is a woman. I have seen how clean she looks when she wears a skirt. She is so beautiful."
"Sir, no one can guarantee that we won't be blind."
"You don't understand, it was the charming look at that glance that captivated my mind. Thinking about how a fool like Shen Chengfeng can find women, how can a gentle, elegant, handsome man like me be alone?"
Xiao Ye covered his mouth and swallowed his unnecessary words, and said, "If Qin Yiran is the one, I advise you, sir, to give up as soon as possible."
"Let's get down to business, let me talk about the problems of the Whale Wolves during this period. After summarizing, I will immediately submit it to the military department for review."
"Hahaha, actually there is nothing we can do about it. Women just give up after being coaxed and deceived twice."
Lin Chenyu stepped forward and said, "How to coax? How to deceive?"
"Women all like sweet words. Sir, you should know what sweet words are."
"But as soon as I came up to her, I told her that you are so beautiful. Let's be friends. Will she beat her to death?"
Xiao Ye shook his head, "A woman like Qin Yiran definitely doesn't like being secretive. She must be straightforward."
"It seems I have to give it a try. No wonder she ignored me when I greeted her several times before. It turns out that I didn't hit the backbone right away."
Xiao Ye saw the officer standing up and seemed eager to give it a try. He heard what he said before he even said it.
Lin Chenyu said, "This time the review of the Whalewolves has come to an end for now. I will submit the review report properly after I go back."
"Yes, sir." Xiao Ye stood up and saluted, watching the leader leave.
"Ding..." The phone ringing echoed in the office.
Xiao Ye pressed to answer.
"I heard that the superiors came to review?" Xiao Zheng's rough voice came from the receiver.
Xiao Ye sat on the desk and said in a solemn voice, "This matter is a bit complicated. Third brother must be mentally prepared. This person is not so easy to get rid of. He was responsible for statistics in the military department before. Let the data speak. As for the process and the result, he doesn't care at all. He only believes in the data he sees."
"Our Zhenghu Team is open and honest, and we are not afraid of his investigation."
"So my Whale Wolf team is not honest?"
"In view of your recent performance, you are indeed a bit dishonest."
Xiao Ye hung up the phone and spoke politely to the rough people. As expected, he also seemed rough.
He clenched his fist proudly. If the military knew about his current ability, who would dare to question him?
Xiao Ye raised his right hand high and roared with a majestic voice that swallowed mountains and rivers, "Explode."
A bit of cold wind blew through the room.
Xiao Ye frowned, his anger sank in his dantian, and then he used his strong internal power and said, "Destroy."
A cold wind blew through the room again.
Xiao Ye stood up, stamped his feet on the spot, and said again, "Destroy, destroy, destroy."
The lights flashed proudly like they were laughing at an idiot.
Xiao Ye was confused, why did it malfunction again? Is it because I don’t have enough power?
After thinking for a moment, Xiao Ye walked to the socket resolutely, looked at the two-hole socket with a serious look, and then used a screwdriver to remove the plug plate.
Xiao Ye took a deep breath. No wonder he felt that his Dantian was empty. It turned out that he had not recharged his batteries in the past two days.
He closed his eyes, and then grabbed the bunch of crisscrossing lines.
"Sir, the marshal is here." As soon as the adjutant opened the door, he saw the shocked sir who was still frothing at the mouth. He hurriedly rushed over in three steps and two steps at a time. The book pushed the officer away.
Xiao Ye fell to the ground, twitching all over.
As soon as Xiao Yao entered the room, he saw the guy with his legs in the air and foaming at the mouth. He frowned and said, "What's wrong with him?"
The adjutant hesitated and answered truthfully, "I don't know if something has happened to the commander recently. He often has this problem, playing with electronics and getting various electric shocks."
"..."
The electricity in Xiao Ye's body gradually disappeared. He blinked and his head went blank for a moment. What happened to him?
Xiao Yao squatted beside him, "Do you know what you were doing just now?"
Xiao Ye sat up straight and looked at his hands. He nodded, "I know."
Xiao Yao slapped him on the back of the head, "How old are you? You still play with electricity. Do you have the ability to try to pick up high-voltage electric piles? Let's see who can save you and scare you."
Xiao Ye shook his head, with a solemn look on his face, and said, "Godfather, I have no choice but to do so. You don't know that during this period of time, I——"
Seeing that he was hesitant to speak, Xiao Yao snorted coldly, "What happened to you during this time?"
Xiao Ye gritted his teeth and was finally ready to tell everything. He said, "Didn't you notice that there is something different about me during this time?"
"It's quite different. What normal child would grab a wire with bare hands? Why don't you go to heaven?"
"No, no, no, godfather, don't you think I'm really different?" Xiao Ye stretched out his hand and held his, "Do you feel it?"
Xiao Yao glanced at him, "What do you feel?"
"My body is full of strength."
Xiao Yao hit him on the head again, "Speak like a human being."
Xiao Ye said mysteriously, "I can freely control the electricity in this room. Do you believe it?"
Xiao Yao didn't speak, but stared at the unlucky child for a moment.
Xiao Ye saw doubt in his eyes and stood up, "If you don't believe it, I'll show it to you."
Xiao Yao stared at him leisurely.
Xiao Ye raised his breath and exhaled, finally took a big step, and roared menacingly, "Destroy."
"Quack, quack, quack." Crows flew by in groups.
Xiao Ye frowned and took a big step again, "Mie Mie."
The room was as usual, nothing unusual.
Xiao Ye kept walking around the room, chanting plausibly, "Destroy, destroy quickly, destroy them all, destroy them like a violent storm."
Xiao Yao couldn't bear it anymore, "Have you had enough fun?"
Xiao Ye stopped and glanced at his old father pitifully.
Xiao Yao said sincerely, "I know that the child's matter has hit you too hard, but Xiao Ye, we are all civilized people in a civilized society. Don't talk about it all day long. It's not normal. Okay?"
"Godfather, what I just said is true. I was really able to——"
"Okay, don't say a word of these words again. If others hear it, they will think that our Xiao family, Xiao Ye, has become a fool."
Xiao Ye lowered his head and secretly gathered his strength. Sooner or later, he would blind their eyes and let them all know that he was the mysterious successor chosen by the gods.
"If you have nothing else to do now, go to Shen's house with me and you should set a wedding date."
Xiao Ye stood up straight in a hurry and said, "Yes, godfather."
The car left the camp.
The midday sun shines brightly in the yard, and butterflies flutter their wings and rise and fall among the flowers.
Xiao Jing gently rocked the small rocking bed.
The little guy was lying inside, kicking his feet excitedly, and from time to time he would want to grab the little bells on the crib.
"Dingle bell, jingle bell." As Xiao Jing shook, the clear sound of the bell echoed in the yard.
"Captain." Xiao Jing looked at the voice who put down the phone and came over, pursed her lips and smiled.
Shen Shengfeng sat on the side of the stool, looking at the little guy who was tossing and turning in the crib and playing happily by himself, and said, "You can go back to camp after dinner later."
"Yes." Xiao Jing stopped shaking, "Captain, has the application you submitted been received?"
Shen Shengfeng shook his head, "I encountered something and I need to put it on hold."
"Why?"
"At special times, we need to cooperate with the investigation and review before we can leave."
Xiao Jing suddenly realized, "According to the speed, the review is usually completed in one month or half a year."
"Yes, this is also what worries me, but there is no way, we must obey orders."
"Everything was ready, but now we have to put it on hold." Xiao Jing looked at the child who had climbed to the edge of the crib and hugged him back.
The little guy sat in the center of the bed, picked up his feet and took a few bites.
Shen Chengfeng picked up a piece of cake and handed it to her mouth.
Xiao Jing was stunned for a moment, but she instinctively opened her mouth and said, "Didn't the captain say before that you cannot eat such highly sweet food?"
Shen Shengfeng wiped her mouth for her, "This is home, we don't need such a rigid life."
Xiao Jing swallowed the cake in her mouth, "Does that mean I can eat two pieces?"
Shen Chengfeng picked up another piece of cake and handed it to her mouth.
Xiao Jing stretched her neck to take a bite, but before she touched the cake, she saw him shrink his hand and take it back.
Shen Chengfeng said with a faint smile, "Do you still want to eat?"
Xiao Jing grabbed his hand and persistently moved his hand closer to her. After making sure that she could eat the cake in his hand, she opened her mouth and could bite it at any time.
"Hmm."
However, Shen Chengfeng unexpectedly kissed her on the mouth, savoring the strong fragrance of cake between his lips and teeth.
Xiao Jing's cheeks turned red and she pushed his shoulder, "Captain, someone will see it."
"No one will see it." Shen Chengfeng handed the cake to her mouth again, "You eat it or should I eat it?"
"Let's eat together." Xiao Jing took a bite.
Shen Chengfeng was about to move forward, but was stopped by the third head.
————————Digression——————
Qing Xue Ningyu's "Addiction to Flirting with Your Wife: Husband, Please Control It"
She is 18 years old, a ZNH bodyguard, the head of the Jingmen Qi family, a genius girl with a cold appearance and an IQ of 180.
He is 25 years old, the crown prince of A, a high-powered and sinister person, a loyal dog type and a maniac who dotes on his wife.
When we first met, she was the final item to be auctioned, and he was a noble buyer who spent a lot of money.
When someone is determined to win, he shouts the highest price ever: "One billion!"
When she strangled his neck with iron shackles and was surrounded by more than ten bodyguards,
He said calmly: "Don't do anything, she is my wife."
Wife?
She doesn't remember having such a husband.
Obviously he was risking his life, but he woke up from his bed the next day.
"Good morning, my wife." He greeted her with a smile, and before she could do anything, he had already escaped from the bed:
"I will be responsible."
Responsible? Who wants you to be responsible! I'm going to castrate you!