Jun Ye Can’t Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 55: My uncle is a bright moon, sir, don’t hang yourself
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In the hot summer, the weather is boring and boring, and the entire playground is billowing with heat.
This is the first month that Xu Jingjing has been assigned to the Red Eagle Team. She is a conceited woman. In her former camp, she was an outstanding soldier on the list.
She doesn't know how to be low-key, she only knows how to be high-profile and how to deal with it. Especially in this kind of women's special team, she must use her true skills to let these female soldiers clearly understand how powerful she is.
Let them view themselves as if they were looking up to gods.
However, things backfired.
Xu Jingjing wondered more than once whether she had gone to the wrong camp. Did she join the women's special forces team or the men's special forces team? Are these soldiers who beat themselves up as soon as they appear on the scene really women?
Is that dazzling set of physical training just a preliminary training method?
No matter how confident Xu Jingjing was before entering the camp, here, she had to wonder if she had underestimated herself.
"Ah ah ah, Sun Yueyan, you stinky woman, can you please stop kicking me on the front during training next time? It is already stunted. If you kick it twice more, I will wonder if it is shrinking because of its small size. It's gone." Wei Ziqi stood in front of the mirror and stared at her heart that seemed to be shrinking again, squinting her eyes secretly.
Sun Yueyan turned a deaf ear and turned on the faucet, preparing to take a cold bath in a relaxed and comfortable manner.
Wei Ziqi sneaked up behind her, and while she was applying soap, he stretched out his hand without hesitation, scratching and picking at her creaky nest.
"Hahaha, let go, you bastard, let go, let go quickly." Sun Yueyan lost his balance and fell to the ground, tripping the woman who attacked him to the ground.
As soon as Xu Jingjing took off her clothes, she saw two people fighting and rolling to her feet. She is a good soldier who upholds peace as the most important thing and will never allow anyone to fight in private in front of her, so she He kicked the two of them away directly and without any consideration.
"Fuck." Sun Yueyan hugged Wei Ziqi, and the two of them were forced to roll into the ditch.
Wei Ziqi pulled her hair and stood up, looking at Xu Jingjing who looked like it had nothing to do with her, her eyes darkened, "Did you kick me just now?"
Xu Jingjing turned on the faucet, put the bath towel on herself, and said noncommittally, "Yes."
Wei Ziqi glared angrily, "Are you provoking me?"
Xu Jingjing shook her head, "No."
Wei Ziqi's suppressed anger gradually ignited, "Can you say two more words?"
Xu Jingjing was silent for a moment, then she said again, "Yes."
Wei Ziqi held her forehead with both hands. Did she get into trouble today and think about chatting with this woman who always cherishes her words like gold?
You can choke yourself to death by talking to her. If you quarrel with her, wouldn’t you be angry to death?
Forget it, it’s good to be alive.
Xu Jingjing walked out of the bathhouse holding her own basin.
The moon is sparse, the stars in the sky are twinkling, and a cool breeze is blowing quietly in the air.
Xu Jingjing glanced at Dormitory Building A nonchalantly, but she saw a person standing furtively in a dark corner. His appearance seemed to have some agenda.
She put down her water basin vigilantly, and after looking around for a while, the surroundings were quiet and a pin drop could be heard. It seemed that no one noticed the unscrupulous person who sneaked in.
Yan Mo leaned against the big tree and shook the cigarette from his fingers. He raised his head with a lonely expression and looked at the window alone and sadly.
The Chinese cabbage that I had finally raised was taken away by my nephew, complete with pot and roots. Afterwards, he said that they were a match made in heaven and I was the one who committed the crime.
Damn it, Yan Mo stamped out the cigarette, crushing it as hard as a bug, and finally let out a long breath.
"Bang." A fist hit him from the side at lightning speed.
In the face of danger, Yan Mo raised his hand to block the opponent's sneak attack.
Xu Jingjing suddenly raised her right leg, intending to attack from the opponent's weakest position.
Yan Mo subconsciously blocked her legs, twisted her thigh with one hand and pulled her back, clasped her shoulder with the other hand, and slammed her against the tree behind her.
Xu Jingjing was hit on the trunk of the tree, and the whole tree shook unbearably.
Yan Mo stared expressionlessly at the woman who suddenly ran out and punched him, with a cold voice, "What do you want to do?"
Xu Jingjing recognized the person and struggled to get rid of his grasp.
Yan Mo took two steps back while keeping a distance and stared at her warily, "Can you be like a woman next time and ask first before taking action?"
"I didn't see clearly." Xu Jingjing said.
The corner of Yan Mo's mouth twitched, "You can do it without seeing clearly?"
"It's getting dark." Xu Jingjing said again.
Yan Mo took a deep breath, "It's dark and I can't see clearly, shouldn't I ask a question?"
"No entry." Xu Jingjing looked at the other party with bright eyes.
Yan Mo raised his head and asked, "Why should I discuss this serious issue with you?"
Xu Jingjing said without changing her expression, "Please leave."
Yan Mo waved his hand and continued to look up at the window as if he was deaf, "Leave me alone."
Xu Jingjing still stood motionless, "Can't stay long."
Yanmo did not reply.
Xu Jingjing walked around to him and repeated again, "You can't stay long."
Yan Mo pushed her head away and continued to look sad, "I just want to see her shadow when she walked by the window, please don't disturb me."
"Hysteria."
Yan Mo withdrew his gaze and asked half-understood, "What do you mean by this?"
Xu Jingjing was thinking about how to explain this word. She blushed as she thought about it, her whole mouth seemed to be coated with super glue, and she couldn't say a word.
Yan Mo stretched out his hands and waved gently, "Don't be in a hurry, take your time, take your time. You are like me when I am constipated. The more anxious you are, the harder it is to pull it out."
Xu Jingjing clenched her hands into fists and said word by word, "You."
"Yes, me." Yan Mo pointed at himself.
Xu Jingjing said again, "No."
Yan Mo listened intently, "What next?"
Xu Jingjing turned sideways and pointed to the open window, "Yes."
Yan Mo held her breath, here she is, she is done, she is finally finished.
Xu Jingjing's expression returned to normal, and she calmly said the last two words, "Peeping."
Yan Mo felt like he was constipated at this moment and finally pulled out happily after seven days. He pulled out. Should he record this historical scene and then reflect on it from time to time?
Wait, what did she just say?
Don't you want to peep?
I don’t want to peep?
When did I peek? Am I blatantly optimistic? It seems fair and aboveboard.
Xu Jingjing saw that the officer seemed to understand, and continued, "No, no."
Yan Mo covered her mouth and said, "If you say one more word, I will throw you out of the camp and kill you."
Xu Jingjing didn't seem to be threatened by him, and forcefully pulled the opponent's hand away, "Sir."
"Shut up."
"Sir."
"Shut up."
Xu Jingjing kept calling, "Sir."
Yan Mo gritted his teeth and said, "Say, you say, you can say whatever you want."
When Xu Jingjing saw him squatting down, she squatted down too, her eyes wide and bright, "Are you hungry?"
Yan Mo’s hand that was drawing circles stopped for a moment, wondering in his mind whether this woman’s temperament suddenly changed and she actually cared about whether she was hungry or not?
Xu Jingjing asked with a serious face, "Have you eaten?"
Yan Mo covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "I came in such a hurry, I haven't eaten yet."
Xu Jingjing pursed her lips and smiled, "There is no food here."
Yan Mo felt as if his face had suffered a stroke and was cramping.
Xu Jingjing pointed in the direction of the camp gate, "There is it outside."
Yan Mo snorted, "Do you want to take me away?"
Xu Jingjing asked seriously, "Are you hungry?"
Yan Mo turned his head and looked away, "I'm not hungry."
"Gulu." His stomach growled in response to the situation. He seemed to have not eaten since morning. He was busy with tasks before, and now he is busy coming over to see her shadow again.
Xu Jingjing lowered her head and came to him, "My stomach is growling."
Yan Mo turned to the other side in embarrassment, "Whether I am hungry or not has nothing to do with you. Go, go, go back to sleep."
Xu Jingjing thought for a while, stood up, looked at the dormitory where the lights were turned off, and said, "The captain is asleep."
Yanmo, however, still squatted on the ground and lit another cigarette, "I saw it."
"You won't leave?"
Yan Mo blew out a smoke ring with a hint of sadness in his eyes, "There is her smell in the air, wait a little longer, wait for the wind to come."
"Huhuhu." A gust of night wind blew the clothes of the two of them flying, and the ground was instantly covered with dead leaves.
Yan Mo raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak to resolve the embarrassment, he choked on the smell of cigarette smoke, "Cough cough cough, cough cough cough."
Xu Jingjing handed over her handkerchief, "Don't cry."
"..."
"The forest is big, so don't hang yourself."
"..."
"There are trees."
Yan Mo couldn't help laughing, "You mean I can't hang myself from a tree?"
Xu Jingjing nodded solemnly, "Yes."
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