The Emperor’s Beloved Ugly Girl Chapter 1261: What the soldiers and scholars have to say
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"Oh? This kid has learned how to flatter horses?" Kong Wenmin smiled cheerfully, casually brought the tea bowl on the table, drank the tea with great skill, and said with a smile, "Tell me quickly , how did that kid flatter me? What good words did he write in praise of me?"
"This..." Hao Dongqing looked like he didn't know how to say it, but he couldn't help but wanted to say it. He looked around to make sure no one was there, then he came forward, feeling a little uneasy and a little nervous. She excitedly said to Kong Wenmin, "Brother Kong, you don't know something. The name of that little song is "What the Soldiers and Scholars Have to Say," and it contains not only you, but also Master Chen!"
"Pfft!" The next second, a large mouthful of tea was accurately sprayed on Hao Dongqing's face.
Hao Dongqing: "..."
The corner of Kong Wenmin's mouth twitched: "... What more soldiers and scholars have to say?! Is this brat trying to rebel?!"
As Hao Dongqing wiped his face carelessly, he hurriedly turned around and said, "Yes, yes! That boy was really afraid that the world would be in chaos, and he sang so joyfully at that time! He shook his head and tail, because he loved to show off! ”
"Then why didn't you stop me?!" Kong Wenmin wanted to scold Hao Dongqing a few more times, but seeing the water dripping down his face, he still didn't say anything. He just gave Hao Dongqing a hard look, then casually grabbed a red-tasseled gun and a soft whip, and walked out angrily.
Hao Dongqing hurriedly followed behind, his face full of excitement and joy of waiting for a good show.
……
After a cup of tea.
The cries of ghosts and wolf howls came from the school grounds. There was no need to step forward. Just by listening to the cries, one could guess that the person who was crying and howling must be a child from Tianjin.
"Lord Commander, what are you doing?" Seeing that the red tassel gun was about to hit his feet, the Tianjin boy was so busy that he ducked back, and then received a sharp whip on his calf. , the Tianjin guy suddenly bared his teeth and howled, "Sir! Big brother! I know my mistake! I don't dare to do it anymore! Wuwuwu! I really don't dare to do it anymore! From now on, you can do whatever you ask! You don't If you ask me to do something small, I will definitely not do it!"
"Seriously?" Kong Wenmin said coldly, while looking at the face of the little brother crying like a wolf, he whipped it again, making the little brother's cry even more beautiful. Kong Wenmin said with a smile, "Also So, why don't you sing your newly composed ditty for me?"
"Which song is it? Is it "Brothers and Sisters Climb the Wall while I Use the Ladder" or "Eldest Sister of the East Family and Aunt of the West Family"?" The boy from Tianjin jumped up and down while holding his legs and grinning as he asked Kong Wenmin, "Is it possible? Is it "My Good Sister-in-law, Love Me Again"?"
The corner of Kong Wenmin's mouth twitched: "...I didn't expect you to be quite productive."
Hao Dongqing, who was standing aside watching the show, couldn't stop laughing. He stamped his feet and said, "Yes, our little brother is as productive as a sow! The babies he gives birth to are many and good!"
Kong Wenmin gave Hao Dongqing a fierce look. Hao Dongqing quickly stopped laughing and stood up solemnly with his hands behind his back. Then Kong Wenmin turned his face again and sneered at the Tianjin guy who was still grinning: "Sing the same song you sang at the New Year's Eve dinner! Didn't you sing it very happily at the time?"
"Oh! That song "What Soldiers and Scholars Have to Say" that has practical guiding significance?" The Tianjin boy stopped crying or howling immediately. He quickly stood up at attention, cleared his throat, and started from He took out the board from his arms, and while playing the board, he sang with great energy, "Brother, listen to me singing to you! The little scholar is hiding people in the backyard, but who knows that the guy is evil-hearted and goes out to wander around behind the scholar's back? He even brought the adulterer back to the room. The little scholar was so angry that he was so angry. Thanks to Brother Da Bing's timely appearance, the evil was eliminated. The little scholar cried with tears in his eyes. In the past, he only looked at the skin of a person, but he didn't know that Brother Da Bing had many benefits. Li Zang, the little scholar is excited and panicked, but the soldier is just a wooden pile, leaving the little scholar scratching his head and scratching his head with worry. When will you understand, brother soldier, that I am so broken and worried? Alas! Brother soldier..."