The Legend Of WuKong: [35.]


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[35.]

Five hundred years later...

A white figure passed lightly in the dark night, like a silver water mark in the deep sea.

The forest of all spirits in the human world

"Damn it, Xiaobai, have you gone back to your parents' home? You've been there for so long?" Zhu Bajie said, "In order to wait for you, I have rejected invitations from hundreds of beautiful girls. They all thought I was waiting for some peerless beauty, but the result is A dirty little horse."

"You can continue to dream. Where is Master's body?" Xiao Bailong said.

"Master? Oh! You said bald head, it is... where... eh... where did it go? There were still two legs here yesterday..."

"Zhu Bajie, you bastard! You...how could you do this..."

"Oh, the world is getting worse. Even horses can curse people. Hey, horses can also cry? Why do you want a bald body? I'm such a stinky person, so flies are swarming around me all day long! It makes all those little beauties... I thought it was unfair that I, an old pig, didn’t take a bath..."

"I...I drove day and night without resting for a moment, just hoping to get back, but..." Xiao Bailong couldn't continue.

"Even if you are a thousand-mile horse, you can't catch up with his soul. Why bother? You must want to use the monk's body as a souvenir. Let me tell you a new important secret I discovered... After a person dies , He was not as good-looking when he was alive! You didn’t say you wanted him when he was alive, why would you cry when he is dead? He is not as good as those female fairies, how straightforward they are."

"I...I...I don't believe he died like this. He must still be alive. Didn't Sun Wukong already look for his soul?"

"Sun Wukong...Huh, if he could come back, he would have come back long ago. He must have met a female monkey somewhere and lived a happy life. I, the old pig, also want to find my happy life..."

"There is nothing else in your head every day, either a beauty or a sow!"

"Then what are you thinking about in your pony head every day? Are you willing to let your lover ride on you?"

"Zhu Bajie, you...you...you know that I was punished as a white horse because I refused to marry in heaven, and I didn't want to!"

"How come it is such a coincidence that that day the monk was saying that it would be nice to have a horse, and you came running like crazy... I'm sorry, you shouldn't say bad words in front of girls, you turned into a horse, I'm old I forgot your gender."

"It's none of your business! Don't do this with me, I'll learn all the dirty words from being with you three hooligans every day!"

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, your dad will be sad if he sees you like this."

Little Bailong cried loudly again with a "wow" sound.

Zhu Bajie sighed and went up to pat Xiao Bailong on the back: "Just cry. They are all gone. They are all gone. Now we are the only two ghosts left. Take care."

"Ugh...Zhu Bajie, don't be like this, I will be scared if you suddenly become gentle..."

"Oh, I think back then, I, an old pig, was gentle..."

"Hahaha..." Xiao Bailong suddenly laughed with tears in his eyes, "Pig, pigs are also gentle...haha."

Zhu Bajie himself also laughed: "Is this joke funny? This is Lao Zhu's special joke. No girl can resist laughing..."

He looked up at the sky. There was a black shadow in the sky and no moon.


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