The Law of Hunting a Wife Chapter 257: Such a female saint
The next morning, in the ancient and mysterious Purple Staircase Holy Lady Church——
"Li Jiang, I want to bury you alive, how dare you pick my white roses!"
In Qingbo Garden, Li Jiang, who was arranging flowers in front of the mirror, shook his hands and stood up in a panic. The white rose in his hand turned into a soldering iron and he didn't know where to hide it.
Hey, don't look at the indifferent way that old man Meng Yue usually behaves. If she catches him touching her flowers and fish, he will be really vicious. She said she would bury herself alive, which would not be discounted at all.
Let’s not talk about the distance, let’s just talk about a month ago. While she was out looking for new flowers, I slipped into her flower garden, caught a few fish that I had been coveting for a long time, and cooked them. .
It's delicious when steamed, tender when braised, and crispy when fried...it's worthy of being the top-quality fish I helped collect. It tastes better than the ones bought outside.
Knowing that Meng Yue paid close attention to those fish, even though she wanted to eat them, she did not dare to eat too much, only one fish a day, and only five fish in total. Compared to the total base of thousands or hundreds in the entire fish pond, this number is completely negligible.
Furthermore, in view of the experience of being caught committing crimes several times before, she dug deep holes to bury fish intestines, fish scales, fish bones, etc., and took a special bath three times the night before she came back.
But even so, after Li Jiang inspected the small fish pond, he waved his hand and buried her proudly next to her on the spot, leaving a big grave. Finally, a wooden board was inserted on top.
"You actually ate Xiaosan, Aqing, Huahua, Pangpang, and Xiaoji! As their friend, I want to avenge them."
Halo, Wutiao, so correct, and even named them one by one. Dear sister Mengyue, how do you recognize all the fish in this pond? I really can’t accept it.
Li Jiang stretched out his two claws from the grave bag, then got out his head and said sincerely: "Mengyue, even though I have extended my sinful fingers to the cute and innocent fish in the pond countless times before, Claws, but this time, I really didn’t eat them. We have been together for decades, isn’t my character worthy of your trust?”
Please look at my sincere eyes, I will not lie to you~
Mengyue looked down at her and sneered: "Then tell me, where did my five fish go?"
"Oh, I really don't know about this." Her eyes suddenly lit up and she said, "Ah, I remembered, I have seen wild cats coming and going in the past few days. The wild cats must have eaten the fish. It must be like this."
"Really?" Mengyue leaned over and pulled out the leaves of a plant from her grave, and handed it to her: "Do you know what this is?"
Li Jiang looked left and right, but didn't find anything special: "I don't have any research on these flowers, grasses, etc., what is this?"
"This is bark grass. Do you know why it is called bark grass? Because cats are most afraid of this kind of grass. I have planted this kind of grass all around the fish pond. Do you think there will be wild cats coming in?"
So, no wild cats have been visiting here recently, and even she couldn't find someone to take the blame.
Li Jiang, who had fallen into a trap, was buried by her again.
Thinking of the tragic history of being buried, Li Jiang became even more anxious.
Lijiang’s male beast captain sighed, feeling helpless towards the female beast who liked to tease Meng Yue like a cub. He stepped forward, took the flowers from her hand, and threw them into the vase on the shelf.
Oh, Ah Shan is still the smartest.
Li Jiang looked at him with admiration, held Ah Shan in his hands and gave him a kiss.
Before his lips left Ah Shan’s face, the door was kicked open with a bang. Ah Shan had long been accustomed to the special interaction between the two, so he stepped aside to fill the background.
Mengyue looked fierce, but in fact she was very measured in her actions and would not really hurt Li Jiang. Moreover, if Li Jiang really wants to take action, Meng Yue may not be her opponent. These two were just getting into trouble out of sheer boredom.
Li Jiang became emboldened because he now had "no credentials" and smiled at Mengyue: "Oh, Mengyue, what are you talking about about white roses? I haven't touched them. Look, Look, I don’t have it on me, I don’t have it on my desk, and I don’t have it on my bed. There is also a drawer. I’ll open it for you to see. Isn’t it there? Did you count it wrong? Did you see it wrong? Otherwise, go back and count it again... …”
Mengyue twitched her high-pointed nose, raised her head and sniffed the air, then smelled Li Jiang, and narrowed her eyes dangerously at the hand she had pinched the flower with before.
"Ah haha, Mengyue, what are you doing? I said, if you were a male beast and could transform, wouldn't you be a dog?...Oh, you really have a dog's nose, even here is covered You found it."
Mengyue poured out the white rose from the bottle, then stared at her and said slowly: "This time, what can you say to quibble?"
"I am an upright person who has always dared to take action. How could I do sophistry? I just want to clear away the fog of falsehood and restore the truth. Look, I brought this flower back. Yes, I admit it. However, it fell on its own, not picked by me. At most, I didn’t pick it up on the road, which is fundamentally different from deliberately destroying the greenery..."
Mengyue showed her the neatly broken parts of the flower branches, and then said: "Could this have been broken by itself?"
"..."
So, when Yang Qiqi, Mei Baoqian and others were welcomed into the Purple Order Holy Maiden Church by the male beasts of Yue Meng Yue, they saw two elderly female saints engaged in the "Police to catch thieves" "game.
"Li Jiang, stop here, do you dare to run into the flower bed?"
"Ouch~ You savage old female beast, today is different from the past. The new female saint is coming to visit, please give me some face."
"If you want to save face, you shouldn't pick my flowers."
"What's wrong with me picking a flower to look pretty? This is making the best use of everything. Look, you have planted so many flowers. If you don't pick them, won't they fall to the ground and turn into mud? It's a waste. If you want me, I should pick them all and use them to take a flower petal bath." Hi! This is a really good idea. Can you try it next time you go out during the moonlight?
Li Jiang was just thinking about something beautiful, but he accidentally tripped over a lump of earth formed by Meng Yue, causing him to fall to pieces. Just as a carp was about to bounce up, the earth had already covered the sky and covered it.
Li Jiang was also angry. The beautiful dress she specially customized for meeting Yang Qiqi today~ was ruined like this!
Since you ruined my clothes, stop being noble and elegant!
Before he was buried, Li Jiang waved his hand, and a stream of water fell from the sky, cooling Meng Yue down. The beautiful bun was also washed away, and the hair was messy and stuck to her face.
Cheng Yue, the male beast captain, coughed dryly and said dryly: "Your Highnesses, this is not usually the case..."
Usually, Li Jiang provokes Mengyue, and then Mengyue unilaterally abuses Li Jiang.
Yang Qiqi knew the tempers of these two people because of the information the Queen gave her, but she was still shocked when she saw them with her own eyes. These are the so-called "old kids". It's really cute to see these two still "playing in the mud" at such an old age.
That skinny drowned rat should be under the Temple of Mengyue Nu. He is eighty-four years old, earth type, and became a saint at the age of forty-seven. He has a dignified and polite personality, loves flowers and plants, and also raises a pond of precious fish.
The chubby old lady who was buried alive was from the Lijiang Female Temple. Eighty-one years old, water element. He became a saint at the age of thirty-two. He likes food, has a cheerful personality, and is very naughty.
Mengyue was very angry at being provoked by Li Jiang just now. At this time, she was poured out of her heart and her mind became clear. She finally noticed that the guests they had been waiting for early in the morning had arrived and were looking at them with a smile. Holding her.
Mengyue wailed in her heart: Her beautiful dress, her noble temperament, and her perfect image were all ruined in front of this new female saint.
"Under the Qiqi Temple, welcome to the Purple Level Saintess Church. It's really rude for you to see this scene. Cheng, please lead Qiqi Palace to the upstairs boat to rest. I will come later. " Mengyue nodded towards Qiqi, and then left with graceful steps.
"Hi~ Hello, I'm Li Jiang." Li Jiang stood up from the soil, patted the soil on her body, raised a cloud of ashes, and choked herself.
"Your Highness Li Jiang, I have long admired your name." Qiqi stretched out his hand to her, "I am Yang Qiqi."
Li Jiang grinned and shook her hand. Because it was too soft, he smashed his cheek a few times and rubbed his mouth several times. He praised: "Yang Qiqi, how do you look like this?" It's so limp, it's like this hand has no bones."
Yang Qiqi had a dark look on his face: How could I be described by this old lady like a mollusk? My bones are slender than those of the orcs, but they are not limp either.
"Qiqi, you and Cheng go to the building first, and I'll change clothes and be right back." Li Jiang dusted himself off and walked to Qingbo Garden where he lived, still muttering: "My new dress is a high-end custom-made one. It cost 100,000 yuan..."
"Pfft~" Yang Qiqi finally couldn't help laughing, Mei Baoqian and others also had smiles on their faces, and Zheng Shou even laughed unceremoniously.
Cheng and other male beasts twitched the corners of their mouths and led the way, pretending not to hear.
Anyway, ~IndoMTL.com~ has been here for decades, and they have long become accustomed to it.
The architecture of the Purple Stairs Holy Maiden Church is very old and heavy, with lush flowers and trees. In the center of the entire Holy Maiden Church is a large natural lake, with several courtyards scattered around it. Qiqi stood on the three-story ebony boat and counted eight of them.
In other words, there have never been more than eight female saints existing at the same time in the Chidu Empire. This shows that female saints are rare.
"This is a fortune teller, this is an iron-bone fish, and these seven-colored scales are rainbow fish... Hey, there is also white fish, a specialty of Taisu Northern Territory." Ling Yue looked at the boat rail with fiery eyes. Catching fish swimming in the water. "I heard that this fish has the highest nutritional value and has beauty effects."
"Oh, hoho~ the things in this big pond are not high-quality, the ones in the private small pond in Mengyue Highness's Flower Garden are the best. There are even legendary angel fish, and ice muscle fish... ..." Li Jiang arrived on the boat at some point, and his eyes lit up when he heard Ling Yue's words: Oh my, it seems that I have met a like-minded person, and we can steal fish together in the future~
A roar came from the shore: "Li Jiang, don't even think about harming my fish again. From now on, cats and Li Jiang are prohibited from entering my Flower Garden!" rs()