What To Do If The Heroine Escapes From The Book Chapter 22: The ten-thousand-year-old man

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It is more vivid because it is more familiar, and also because Qiu Wuji feels Chu Ge’s kindness and dedication.

No one will roll their eyes or fight with strangers. Now I regard her as a "one of my own" in my heart, one of my own who is a little greedy for her. This kind of greed is completely understandable, and it is no longer the same as the wariness and distrust when she first came to your place.

Including the confusion of an unknown world, a lot of it has been eliminated now.

That's all.

Qiu Wuji collected the clothes on the balcony and hid in the room to change them. When she came out, she was another elegant OL lady. Facing Chu Ge's sparkling eyes, she curled her lips: "A person like you is a villain in your own book."

"It can also be a protagonist." Chu Ge said seriously: "A man other than the protagonist is the villain."

Qiu Wuji laughed dumbly: "It seems that your Chu Tiange is well concealed in front of me. Is it better than you?"

"That's not true. Chu Tiange really has no idea about you at this time, so don't go back and beat him up."

This means admitting that you have ideas, and if I beat you, it will be in vain, right? Qiu Wuji was really angry and funny, and said helplessly: "I want to buy socks, but the previous pair can no longer be worn."

Chu Ge looked at her legs. He even transformed into a pair of wrapped legs just to have socks. It felt inexplicably cute. She still doesn't know that many people are looking at the black stockings instead of the legs themselves. If she knew, would she think the world was full of perverted villains?

"Okay, sit there cross-legged, and I'll point out your meridians... Place your five hearts toward the sky, and if you say you don't know, I'll beat you up."

Chu Ge awkwardly put on a pose with five hearts pointing to the sky. Qiu Wuji stepped forward to look at it for a while, stretched out his hand to straighten his posture, and adjusted his hands and feet.

When you touch each other up close, the fragrance hits you. Chu Ge was distracted for a moment, and his head was shaken violently. Qiu Wuji was sneering: "What are you thinking about?"

Chu Ge couldn’t laugh or cry: “Now it’s your turn to be the roundworm in my belly, right?”

Qiu Wuji sneered: "Who can't see your intestines?"

"Well...we take turns entering...ouch..."

A heart-pounding pain started from Jianjing. Chu Ge felt as if a meridian had been stretched, and he was sweating profusely from the pain.

Qiu Wuji pointed at his shoulder, with a stern look on his face: "Your body is strong on the outside and dry on the inside, and very weak. The meridians all over your body are clogged and clogged, so forget it; you look tall and strong, but in fact your muscles are slack and your internal organs are restless. ”

Chugo is a little embarrassed.

He also knows that his body is considered to be in a sub-healthy state. He seems to be fine but actually has a lot of problems. Oh no, his shoulders, neck and spine are really sick. If you go out for massage and you are grinning in pain, the massage master will tell you that there is something wrong with you. If you are a healthy person, it will not hurt so much and you will even feel comfortable.

Qiu Wuji's meridians are connected in a similar way, but it goes deeper and hurts more.

Qiu Wuji withdrew his hand, shook his head and said: "Your physique cannot practice cultivation for the time being. You need to strengthen it for a while... you are too weak..."

"Can you please stop emphasizing this empty word, it makes me feel like it is another problem..."

"Do you think yours is fine?" Qiu Wuji squinted disdainfully: "The five internal organs, including kidney water."

After all, she is a royal sister who has been practicing Taoism for thousands of years, not a pure little girl. Qiu Wuji knew what Chu Ge was thinking about without even thinking about it.

Chu Ge blushed to the root of his neck and protested loudly: "Who said that? I can obviously do it for half an hour!"

Men, it can’t be done anywhere, just there!

Especially in front of beautiful women!

He said without hesitation: "Do you want to try it?"

I thought I was going to get beaten, but I didn’t. Qiu Wuji just looked up and down with contemptuous eyes and said nothing.

That expression... Chugo wanted to tear a crack in the floor and get in.

How can it be tolerated?

I can really do it for half an hour, please believe me! My hands are always sore!

"I...I will start exercising today!" Chu Ge buried his head on the sofa and muttered the most serious vow in his life.

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"Not only do you exercise, but you also need to pay attention to your diet and daily routine." While eating braised chicken outside the community, Qiu Wuji said leisurely: "You don't have a meal at all. You only had dinner at Xu that day. It is said that if you haven’t eaten for a day, it will hurt your stomach. And if you are used to staying up late, it will hurt your liver."

Chu Ge said in a muffled voice: "You cultivators don't have to eat or sleep."

Qiu Wuji said leisurely: "Isn't the purpose of cultivating immortality just to be able to do things that mortals can't do?"

"Grandpa, that makes sense." Chu Ge tentatively said, "Then should I call you master now?"

Qiu Wuji looked at him with a half-smile, resisted the urge to cover his face with the braised chicken, and said lightly: "Then should I call you Father God?"

Chu Ge was overjoyed: "That's good, let's call each other... Ouch..."

Qiu Wuji took back his high heels from under the table and lowered his head to eat: "According to my understanding of life, cooking at home is obviously cheaper and cleaner than eating out. You are not rich, why do you go out to restaurants every day? Is this possible? Is it also the difference in this world?"

"This is the same. The difference is that there are many lazy people in the world, such as me."

"..."

Chu Ge suddenly became interested: "Hey, can you cook? I haven't written about your journey before practicing, this..."

Qiu Wuji's face was expressionless: "You didn't write it, but you should have imagined it, or conceived it?"

"Well, it's necessary to be able to get out of the hall and into the kitchen." Chu Ge was greatly relieved. It would be great if this all conforms to the setting: "So you can."

No wonder I somehow know how to do those commonplace arts. Qiu Wuji sneered: "So what, why do I make them for you to eat?"

Chu Ge made the final decision: "This is the rent."

Instant kill.

Qiu Wuji gritted his teeth and bit into the chicken, grinding it until it was finely chopped, as if he was biting Chu Ge instead of a chicken.

"Go buy firewood, rice, oil and salt!"

"No firewood is needed. The rental house has a liquefied gas stove. I will go to the supermarket to check out the rice and seasonings later."

"I want to buy socks!"

"Buy! Buy a bundle!" Chu Ge, who had received his royalties, waved his hand generously: "By the way, pajamas, shall we pick them out?"

Standing in front of the dressing room area, Qiu Wuji stood with his arms akimbo and watched Chu Ge talking to the clerk in a sly manner. His eyes focused on two sets of identical silk pajamas, one for a man and one for a woman.

She has no concept of couple costumes. What Chu Ge said to her was: "Don't your sect wear the same clothes? It's only natural that we live and sleep together as our own people!"

The logic seems to be normal, but Qiu Wuji doesn't feel right no matter how he thinks about it.

Are you deceiving an old man who is ten thousand years old?

Also, I don’t want this cute big-headed doll print. Can I change it? I am so majestic and so powerful that I am here to wear clothes with children's patterns?

It's a pity that the sponsor's father gave her no room to object, so he happily bought couple's pajamas and paid for them.

Qiu Wuji also made a vow in his heart: I must start making money!