I’ll Quit Being a God Chapter 8: Meal is war

After a busy morning, we have precious rest time and enjoy a wonderful lunch.

In the eyes of many people, this is a very wonderful thing.

But for students, this is a misunderstanding and a huge mistake.

In school, there is a clear competition when it comes to lunch.

Winners and losers.

Being ahead and lagging behind.

There is something with a quick hand, but nothing with a slow hand.

If you want to have a delicious lunch.

If you want to get a head start on your afternoon on campus.

Then you must not become a loser!

Meal is war!

If you hesitate, you will lose!

In the second semester of 2017, the first Sakura lunch war officially kicked off.

First-year students have a natural advantage in this war.

The distribution of the Yingcai school building is proportional to the floors and grades. The first grade is on the first floor. They do not need to go downstairs, and it is very convenient for them to go to the canteen or the cafeteria. They have a few seconds more time than students of other grades.

Don't underestimate these few seconds. One step faster in this war and one word earlier is enough to decide the outcome.

The first-year students who have experienced the lessons at the beginning of school have lost their youthfulness when they first entered the school and devoted themselves wholeheartedly to the war, taking advantage of the first-mover advantage of only one year.

Of course, all this has a prerequisite, the teacher does not drag the class, otherwise no matter how great the advantage is, it will come to an end just because the teacher "speaks more".

Although the first-year students have the distance advantage, the second- and third-year students will not show weakness.

They have been in school longer and have various means to make up for their disadvantages.

For example, prepare in advance one minute before get out of class ends.

Such as sliding down the stairs.

The most common thing is to use the physical advantage of one more year of development to forcefully occupy the favorable terrain and buy the food of your choice when the counter is not completely blocked.

Once again, food is war.

Here, any demeanor or quality is unnecessary. If you are late, you can only eat what others choose.

So we must use all means to seize a favorable position as much as possible.

Once the human wall is formed, it will be difficult to enter. At this time, no one will give you way.

It's crowded when you go in, and it's the same when you come out.

You can imagine how difficult it is to fight against the crowd on your own.

However, just today, a strange male student rose to the challenge and created a little legend.

He fought against the entire human wall with one person.

I broke in from the thickest front of the human wall, forcibly opened a path, and came to the auntie at the canteen. I bought a large amount of goods in one go and then exited the same way.

No one can stop him, and numbers are meaningless in front of him.

Someone cast an angry look at him, but he stared back without any sign of weakness.

He used his absolute strength to reverse the situation of falling behind first and won the most generous spoils!

Go away as an absolute winner.

He is Guan Junyan from Class C of the second year, a transfer student who just transferred to Yingcai today!

Ahem, enough skin, let’s go back to normal style.

Guan Mou held a pile of food and drinks as if performing acrobatics and returned to Kaura Mio's side under the shade of the tree.

"Hurry, pick it up for me, it's too busy over there and I don't even have time to give you a plastic bag."

Kagura Mio picked up the crumbling food on the outside and said in a funny and puzzled tone:

"Is it necessary to do this?"

"It is necessary." Guan Junyan put the things beside the flower bed and nodded calmly, "Food is the source of energy, and delicious food can make people feel happy. I don't think anyone will mind eating better - those who are worried about weight Except."

"You always seem to make sense."

"Because it makes sense. You are free not to rob, but it is not wrong to rob. The school's acquiescence to the occurrence of this situation shows that this is a kind of order. I am just using order reasonably. That’s all.”

Thinking back to those days, Mr. Guan was also an active participant in the rice war. After three years in junior high school and three years in high school, he had already formed a habit.

The university has improved because the campus has become larger and the canteens have increased, but six years of accumulation can be wiped out so easily. Stimulated by the sight in front of me, I quickly recovered.

To put it bluntly, the meal war is about two factors, one is speed and the other is crowding.

I wasted a lot of time with Kagura Mio, and I was almost losing hope.

Fortunately, it can still be squeezed. The force value is as high as 73 - a little more for defeating Naraku, and a little more for regular practice these days - there are not many people in Japan who can block it, and only Kagura is the only one in Sakura. Mio alone, if she didn't take action, Guan Junyan would be invincible.

"Can't beat you."

Kagura Mio looked at Guan Junyan's shining eyes, then looked at the food in her hand, and finally stopped worrying. Maybe Yagami Setsuna can have a few words with Guan Junyan, so he might as well forget it.

"Eat if you don't talk. Talking is not as important as eating - I'm starting."

Guan Junyan casually tore open the packaging bag of a croissant. Not to mention, this thing is very suitable for gagging people. Next time Yagami Setsuna gets his old habit, he can stuff it with one.

Took a bite and it tasted good.

Especially the layer of puff pastry on the surface, which is well mixed with butter. It was probably baked in the morning. No wonder it is in limited supply. If it is not sold out on the same day, it will be a loss.

“The popular product really deserves its reputation.”

Kagura Mio hummed softly and ate quietly without saying a word, showing a good upbringing.

Guan Junyan didn't bother to talk. He opened a carton of milk, took two bites of bread and a mouthful of milk. It was so satisfying.

After finishing one, I will have another one, each one is very good.

Guan Junyan's favorite is fried noodles and bread. It sounds a bit like dark cuisine, but it tastes quite good. The catering features of the East and West are well balanced, with meat and vegetables, and balanced nutrition. One girl and two boys can meet the needs of half a day. You may consider buying more in the future.

Almost halfway through eating, Guan Junyan discovered a problem.

I bought too much bread and too little drink. There was half the food left and the drink was finished.

While he was hesitating whether to buy more, Kagur Mio had already clasped her hands together and completed the final dining etiquette.

"I'm full."

"Are you full? It's just two loaves of bread." Guan Junyan asked casually.

"Because I'm not a big eater, two books from Shuyuan www.zhaoshuyuan.com are enough." Kagura Mio smiled lightly, and then said seriously, "If you can't eat, you can take it with you Go back and eat it at night, it won’t go bad in one afternoon.”

"I can still eat. I'm only half full now, but I have nothing to drink. I'm thinking about what to buy."

Guan Junyan is not being harsh, his appetite is indeed much greater than before time travel, and he is truly known as the Big Eater.

"In that case, I brought some cold tea that I made myself. Do you want to try it?" Kagura Mio suggested.

"Then I won't be polite." I treat you to dinner, and you treat me to tea. Reciprocity is just right.

But it was this exchange of courtesy that gave Guan Junyan an unexpected surprise.

It turns out that Kagura Mio is not only a master of swordsmanship and the successor of Shinto, but also a master of tea ceremony.

The cold tea she made not only tasted much better than any tea drink on the market, but also allowed Guan Junyan to open a new skill tree - Tea Ceremony Experience 1.

Although it is an icing on the cake career, as the saying goes, one should not be overwhelmed by many arts. Sure enough, the choice I made was the right one.

I am just hungry for your experience, I am honest, I am noble!

PS: This chapter is exaggerated, but there are actually many scenes like this in anime. Students who have experienced it can also understand it, especially those who are slightly older and those who do not buy food from school at noon. The author wanted speed back then. If he was slow, he would be leftover. Not only the canteen in the school, but also the food shops outside are all for student business. I heard that the cafeteria in middle schools is much better now, but I don’t know how it is.

PS2: Japan is a bit polarized in this regard, and it mainly depends on the school. Some schools are like those in anime, similar to a flower gardener's meal war, while others are more orderly, similar to a university cafeteria, with orderly queuing and orderly dining.