Made-Up Martial Arts, Have You Really Mastered Them, Disciple? Chapter 2: Making up exercises on the spot
"Disciple Xu Yan, meet the master!"
Xu Yan was so excited that he knelt down with a pop and kowtowed respectfully.
"Well, get up!"
Li Xuan silently stretched out his hand and closed the box containing the apprenticeship ceremony with a serious expression, pretending to be a strict teacher.
He didn't want to lie, but Xu Yan gave him too much.
Now that the apprentice has been accepted, what about practicing the exercises?
No!
But it doesn’t matter, just make it up.
Li Xuan thought to himself that in his previous life, he was also an online article writer, so making up a set of exercises would not be a big problem.
Looking at Xu Yan's confused state of mind, he should be unable to distinguish the authenticity of the technique.
As for being unable to get started with cultivation?
That is definitely not a question of technique, but a question of qualifications.
"Yes, Master!"
Xu Yan stood up excitedly and looked at Li Xuan eagerly.
"Master, when will you teach me how to practice?"
Looking at Xu Yan's expectant eyes, Li Xuan put one hand behind his back, pretending to be profound, and said slowly: "I will accept you as a disciple for the time being, but if you don't get started in cultivation within a year, it means that you and I have nothing to do. The fate of master and disciple is such that you can no longer be entangled in being a master, do you understand?"
Xu Yan's heart trembled, he took a deep breath and solemnly said: "Understood!"
"Don't worry, Master. If the disciple cannot get started within a year, it is because the disciple is not qualified and cannot blame the Master. The disciple will definitely give up the idea and will not disturb the Master's cultivation again!"
Li Xuan looked pleased, it was great that his apprentice had this realization.
It is impossible to get started in ten years or even a hundred years, let alone one year.
Before making up the techniques and teaching them to Xu Yan, Li Xuan needed to understand the information from the outside world and the martial arts situation in this world.
Since Xu Yan mistakenly thought that he was a reclusive master who had secluded himself from the world and was unaware of the external situation, it was reasonable, so Li Xuan asked directly.
The more Li Xuan knew nothing about the outside world, Xu Yan not only had no doubts, but the more he believed that the master was an old monster who lived in seclusion, with great cultivation and immortal youth.
Of course he knows everything he knows.
After some understanding, Li Xuan had a general understanding of the outside world.
The small mountain village is located in the Donghe County of Qi State, which has been in existence for more than a hundred years and is at its peak.
There are three kingdoms in the world today, namely Qi, Wu and the Northern Man King's Court.
I learned from Xu Yan that the martial arts in this world don't seem to be very high. They don't have the ability to move mountains and seas, and they don't have the power to control the air and fly into the air. The strong ones can only fly over eaves and walls, leap several feet, and lift a thousand catties.
As for Xu Yan, he has been obsessed with some storybook legends since he was a child, determined to find an expert and practice extremely powerful and peerless magic.
As a result, he is somewhat famous in Donghe County, but it is not a good reputation. People say that Mr. Xu’s brain is not very smart and he actually believed in the legends and sought out some hidden master to learn from him!
After understanding the information from the outside world, Li Xuanlue felt a little regretful. This world is not a world of high martial arts? Don’t you have a powerful martial arts?
Of course, maybe Xu Yan can't reach it?
No matter what the situation is, it is not something that Li Xuan can explore at this stage. After understanding the force value of the outside world, he has a general idea on how to compile a cultivation method to fool Xu Yan.
It is impossible to succeed in cultivation. Let's fool around for a moment. If you can't get started, it's because Xu Yan's qualifications are not good, not because he is not good at his own skills.
Thinking of this, Li Xuan said: "Teaching your cultivation method to the teacher focuses on the word 'enlightenment'. Whether you can get started depends on your qualifications and talents."
"I'll give you one year as a teacher. If you can't get started in one year, you've missed the chance."
While Xu Yan was excited, he was also a little uneasy. He was afraid that he would not be able to practice and get started. He took a deep breath and said respectfully: "Master, please teach me the skills. If I can't get started, it's because I, Xu Yan, don't have enough merit!"
Li Xuan put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly and looked up at the sky, and said in a calm tone: "There is no end to the martial arts journey, but the beginning of cultivation is nothing more than skin refining, bone refining, and organ refining..."
Xu Yan's eyes were excited and he listened quietly, for fear of missing any word.
While Li Xuan was recalling the situations in which he made up the practice realm when writing online articles in his previous life, he refined it and compiled a relatively complete outline of practice.
"The beginning of martial arts begins with sensing qi and blood. Only by sensing qi and blood can one enter the skin refining stage. If one cannot even sense qi and blood, then everything is empty talk..."
"Leather refining, as the name suggests, tempers the skin membrane. Once the refining is complete, it is extremely tough. It is difficult for ordinary people to be injured by swords. A cut on the body will only leave a pale mark..."
Since we are making it up, we naturally have to exaggerate the power of martial arts. After the leather refining is completed, ordinary people will be invulnerable to swords. Isn’t this amazing?
Looking at Xu Yan's excited look, you knew you had deceived him.
"This is the real martial arts! Just refining skin is already invulnerable to ordinary people's swords. How powerful would it be if it were refining bones and internal organs?"
"I, Xu Yan, finally found a hidden master and learned the real martial arts. When I get started, let's see who else dares to laugh at me!"
Xu Yan’s eyes were wild and his heart was filled with excitement.
"Master, once you refine your skin, is that the beginning?"
Xu Yan asked excitedly.
"This..."
Li Xuan subconsciously nodded and told Xu Yan that skin refining was the beginning.
But then I thought about it, does it seem a bit simple to find Shuyuan www.zhaoshuyuan.com?
It’s all fooling around anyway, so let’s continue to fool around.
So he said solemnly: "Of course it's not an introduction. Skin refining, bone refining, and organ refining are just the basics of martial arts, not even an introduction!"
Xu Yan was shocked in his heart: "Refining skin is already invulnerable to swords, but refining bones and refining organs are naturally more powerful. This is not an introduction to martial arts? It's just the basics of martial arts? How powerful will it be after you get started?"
At this moment, Xu Yan was full of desire and yearning for the introduction to martial arts.
"Master, what does it mean to be a beginner in martial arts?"
"You are a beginner in martial arts. When you have perfected your viscera, your qi and blood circulate around the sky, your physical body has completed a small transformation, your muscles and bones are thundering, and your qi and blood are like gangbang, then you are considered a beginner."
"Master, after getting started in martial arts, what about a small success or a big success? How strong will it be?"
"This martial arts is divided into different realms. After you get started, when your energy and blood are soaring hundreds of feet into the sky, as blazing as fire, fighting evil and evil, burning rivers and boiling seas, this is the great achievement..."
Li Xuan continued to make up things on the spot.
The more Xu Yan listened, the more excited he became. Just as he was about to continue asking, Li Xuan waved his hand and interrupted: "Okay, you haven't even started yet. Don't ask too many questions. Don't be too ambitious. In practice, you must be calm and calm. Being impatient is not conducive to spiritual practice!"
"Yes, Master!"
Xu Yan felt a chill in his heart and said hurriedly and respectfully.
"Yeah!"
Li Xuan nodded with satisfaction. It wasn't that he didn't want to continue talking, but that the rest of the training hadn't been compiled yet.
The three stages of skin refining, bone refining, and organ refining that I have made up now are enough to fool Xu Yan. It is absolutely impossible to really practice skin refining in ten or eight years, let alone one year. .
Let alone getting started.