Lan Ke Qi Yuan: Special Chapter of the 2019 Reading Annual Meeting

I originally wanted to write this part earlier, but I was so tired during the two days of last year’s meeting. I just came home and was exhausted from work, and I caught up with my uncle Wu Qi the next day. Anyone who knows a little bit knows about funerals. The first and fifth days are the two most important stages in the funeral process, and our funeral customs are very troublesome. There are the gold and silver bridge, the nine-table ladder to the sky, and the burning of paper people and paper houses. There are a lot of things to do, and it goes straight to midnight, which is super tiring. ……

I finally have some free time today, so I can write down some personal experiences that are interesting and suitable to share.

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First of all, on January 5th, with a slightly excited mood, I got up, packed my things and set off.

Nai Qi (Legend of the Paladin) and Twelve (Twelve-Winged Dark Seraph), who arrived at Hongqiao in Shanghai at about the same time as they were still on the high-speed train, hugged each other in advance and went to the venue together without feeling alone.

At this moment, I have good luck in this year's annual meeting. First of all, I am a big boss with thick thighs and hairy legs. Then Twelve is attending the annual meeting for the first time like me. The two cute newcomers can relieve the tension. Secondly, Shanghai I have worked there for 6 years, so I am familiar with it. The time, place and people are right!

Oh, yes, I met Mr. Liu Xiahui and Mr. Yu in the small group in advance. They had a small program together at the annual meeting. Fortunately, they were in the same room as Yu.

Nai Qi, Twelve and I took the subway to our location and found that there were actually two or three Sheratons next to each other. After making a mistake, we arrived successfully, signed in, got the invitation letter, and chose the location where we should. Receive gifts when it’s time to receive gifts.

This also proves my premonition. I obviously forgot to bring a power bank and data cable. There is a power bank in the Yuewen gift, and it can be charged wirelessly, which is a timely help!

When I checked in, the front desk said that the people I lived with had arrived, but they were not there when I went there. It took a while before I came back, but I brought back a filming crew.

‘I’m going, what’s going on? ’

After a long while, I realized that it was fate that we were living together with the "Yu" who had been worrying about the stage show and the annual meeting together on WeChat.

Then the filming team wanted to interview him, and since I was here, they also interviewed me. The two of them were so awkward in front of the camera. I have never been one for stage fright, but that time it was really awkward.

One of the conversations is as follows:

Yu: Fei trouble, have you read my book "Nine Star Poisonous Milk"?

Me: Ah, not yet!

Yu: Then hurry up and go see it!

Me: Oh oh oh, I must go see it!

Yu: Hehehehe...

Me: Hehehehe...

……

The expressions of both of them were bleeding from embarrassment.

Okay, we actually only rested for half an hour after we arrived. Several of us authors who were going to participate in the "My Dream" program all went down to gather (it should be 11 people, but there were only a few people because of their busy schedules. , still on the way and not yet arrived), in the hotel lobby, hey, before breakfast and lunch, I ate a banana in the guest room.

I saw Mr. Stone Octopus downstairs. I didn’t react at first because there was still a gap between the real person and the photo of the author’s avatar. I personally think that although the photo looks younger, the real person has more temperament than the photo. An old-timer feeling!

Of course, the more senior ones include Teacher "Naiyue", a respected older author. Although he has settled in Shanghai, he is actually from my hometown, and we feel like old friends at first sight.

It is said to be a rehearsal, but I am actually familiar with the positioning and understanding process. Except for the four bosses who have some lines, the others use a star jar as the background. We authors are not good at anything too fancy.

Then I took out my phone and started taking pictures. I sent some photos and short videos to some friends in the group to get a glimpse of the annual meeting. To be honest, I felt like I was the only one taking pictures at every opportunity with my phone. , others may be more reserved.

But face is such a thing, you can ignore it when appropriate. Besides, not many people know me.

By the way, Liu Xiahui is really handsome, tall and handsome.

Hehehe, after a few rounds of rehearsals, I went to the lounge and met a group of big guys, namely Squid, Shitorimura, Elbow, Tianrui Shuofu and others.

Holy shit, what else is there to say? Just put your face aside and get acquainted, shake hands, flatter someone, and send them via WeChat. Of course, if you’re not familiar with me, you won’t be too open-minded.

I have to talk about this kind of thing. When Tianrui said Mr. Fu, I started to admit that he was the eagle. The boss’s voice was very low. When I asked for his pen name, I heard a string of four characters, and I could only hear the first one clearly. The word "天" was used, and then other big guys added WeChat, which was somewhat related to the pen name or had a note name in the group.

But only Mr. Tianrui said that Mr. Fu’s WeChat name is a string of “0”, with no avatar, no information, no notes, and no updates in his circle of friends.

Let me go, Leng Khan, who is added here? Will I be beaten if I ask again?

In the end, I used the troubleshooting method to deduce that it might be Tianrui's talisman, and then I checked with Yu for confirmation, and then I decided that I was right.

Okay, now the big guys in the lounge are chatting, but my inner turmoil is calm.

Finally, I got the chance!

On the sofa next to Squid Girl, a big boss went out because of the show. I instantly activated it and sat directly on the right back of him.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk...

I have always been a sensible person and have never been star-struck, but in the Internet literary world, Squid Girl can be regarded as one of the authors I admire most. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is an idol.

I think the reason why I got into writing in the first place was, apart from a small part of (shouting) "money, money, money, money!", there was also, ahem, a video recommended by Cuttlefish Girl back then called "Battle at Quantum Summit" , which can be regarded as the source of his motivation to write the Arcane God's Throne. That short story shocked me and made me have a strong desire to talk about it.

Ahem, keep talking.

I took the opportunity to chat with Squid Girl for a while, and then I thought about it, how could I not take pictures?

So, I called out: "Boss, take a photo!"

Squid Girl probably hasn't recovered yet, she turned around and saw my scissor hand stretched out, and then there was a "click".

Okay, show off in the group!

……

The first day of rehearsal was exciting, but it was over in the evening anyway. I was tired and hungry and went to eat at the buffet. Unfortunately, the buffet in this five-star hotel was not that good to be honest. Maybe I was too hungry. Anyway, I don’t have much desire to eat.

But the key at this time is to eat? of course not!

I started to hatch my evil plan!

Before I came here, I had planned that if I wanted to find an author, I would first have to confirm the person himself from other big guys, and then I would approach him pretending not to know him and politely ask: " Boss, what’s your author’s name?”

Hey, the person I'm looking for is to get lost, which means "go away."

Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Imagine the scene. I asked politely, but the other person held back for a long time and said "go away". It was so interesting!

So I started looking for a big guy!

It’s a pity, it’s a pity that God didn’t fulfill one’s wishes. It comes every year, but this year I have to prepare a new book, so I didn’t come. Of course, I didn’t know about it at that time.

Hey, go back to your room and make up for the updates. I waited until about two o'clock in the morning and finally updated the day's version.

Early the next morning, Yu said that he might have a cold and was tired, so he asked me if he snored last night and if it affected my rest.

Hey, just kidding, at home, although my wife doesn’t snore, she grinds her teeth!

How can your inaudible snoring be compared with the sound of my wife grinding her teeth? It has no impact at all!

The original plan was to go to the venue at 4 or 5 pm the next day. As a result, those of us who had a program had to change the time midway.

It has become that we have to set off after lunch. With the situation of most of us, we basically just get up and leave.

At noon, I happened to be with a group of big guys again in the banquet hall. The big guys such as Zhuzi, Tianya, Wuhen and others chatted about some things. As a newbie, I only dared to smile.

I basically didn’t eat anything. After all, I just got up and had some breakfast. I couldn’t eat lunch, so I drank some happy water.

As a result, when we arrived at the venue, we still couldn't get through the back entrance. In fact, I was stuck here for a while the day before, but then I got a few work passes. I was blocked for a long time today.

Several male authors squatted in a row at the door. It was hard for me to resist the urge to take a photo, for fear of being killed!

I finally got in. After a few rounds of rehearsals, I started waiting in the lounge. During this period, more and more authors came.

Then I met Qi Peijia and Yingying. These two were also coquettish, playing around and playing around. Lepi Jia was wearing a white suit and a red shirt. They were so coquettish that they didn’t want them.

I also became agitated again.

Taking pictures, spinning around and taking videos, most of them don’t recognize me anyway!

No! I calculated something wrong! Now the list of Twelve Heavenly Kings has been released, some people already know me!

For example, Mr. Xun Qingteng walked up to me with a stupid look on his face and asked me if it was really troublesome. He was flattered at the time, but he also realized that I might not be able to be sexy!

But we can’t stop!

When I saw Mr. Mao Ni coming in to pour water over there, he shouted "Master Mao, turn around" in the dark corner, and then prepared the shutter of his mobile phone.

As a result, the other party was well prepared and made a scissor hand gesture, which was faster than mine, causing me to put down the scissor hand I raised and only hit his hand.

The third young master also came in once and stayed for a short time. He kept chatting at the other end. There were too many people at that time. Even I didn’t dare to go too far. I couldn’t take a suitable photo. It’s a pity. ah.

As the actors' entrance ceremony began, other authors left one after another, and we had to stay here. We didn't go to the red carpet, and we couldn't go to see it. We had to wait for our own show to end.

But there are advantages. In the past, some actors passed by backstage, and the distance was very close.

I was thinking at that time, if I stretched out my hand and hit the other person on the head, I should be able to hit him!

By the way, Zhao Liying is much thinner in person than on TV. She was escorted from the front and back by two sturdy men. I didn't react until the female author next to me said "Zhao Liying!"

Our show is called "My Dream". The first four bosses have lines, and the seven of us will appear with Zhang Liangying in the back, holding a glass star jar as the background board.

Although it was simple, I almost had to re-record it. If I had to do it again, I would have to wait until after midnight, but luckily I didn’t.

After that, I changed out of the stage T-shirt and put on my own warm clothes to watch the show, and accepted a wave of fanatical decibel attacks from Xiao Zhan and Zhu Yilong fans.

During the party, I also picked up a mobile phone with Mr. Stone Octopus and successfully returned it to the donor.

There is nothing good to say about photographing celebrities. Find Shuyuan www.zhaoshｕyuan.com. Many authors went to have extra food after the party. We were really tired after rehearsing for two days, so we went back. He Yu ordered one BBQ takeaway.

The next morning we were heading back, and we were looking for Nai Qi and Yu to sign autographs.

My wife’s colleague asked for Yu’s autograph, Nai Qi. Five tons asked me for help because her aunt is a big fan of Nai Qi, so I asked her to do it.

I have always been worried about my handwriting being ugly, but after seeing the signatures of these two big guys, I felt much better!

Then now, I still didn’t give up on my plan to find Gunda, but in the end I learned that Gunda really didn’t come. Wow, what a pity!

Well, he changed hands and joined another group on WeChat and told him about the plan. The reply he got was - "It's so stupid!"

There are actually many complicated and trivial matters in the middle, but I won’t go into details one by one.

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