Tome of Troubled Times Chapter 226: Two pig heads
Chapter 226 Two Pig Heads
They said they were going to Jianhu Lake, but the two of them left the city very slowly.
The two little pigs were wandering along the streets of the city, looking curiously at the stalls and shops on the left and right. They were both well-informed people, but they felt very strange at this time.
Zhao Changhe has never really gone shopping in this life, whether in Qinghe or Su Yang. When I was in Suzhou, I had two options for shopping and visiting the lake. The final choice was to visit the lake.
And Suzaku didn't know how many years it had been since he went out shopping like a little girl... As soon as Suzaku put on the mask, he was filled with murderous aura, and the whole street became silent, just strolling around.
Forget about your real identity, it’s even harder to go shopping.
But now... people's eyes fell on their faces, and there was no longer fear, replaced by an aunt's smile, full of goodwill.
This feeling is very strange...a bit relaxed and comfortable, but also a bit shameful. The eldest person is still wearing a pig, and it seems to be misunderstood that he is a couple with the pig next to him. The aunt's smile is very awkward.
Then I felt that no one would know who I was if I was wearing a mask, so why should I be ashamed?
So there is only relaxation and novelty.
Jianhu City is quite prosperous. Although it is not as good as the capital, it has its own characteristics. For example, the pancakes sold there are of a style that the capital has never seen before. They are as thick as steamed buns and smell a bit fragrant.
"Hey." Zhuque nudged Zhao Changhe with his elbow: "We didn't eat breakfast. We were on the road early in the morning, and now it's almost noon. Let me tell you, skipping breakfast is not good for practicing martial arts... …”
"Do you want to eat those pancakes?"
"No, I am warning you..."
Zhao Changhe had already puffed up his cigarette and arrived at the pancake stall: "Here are two."
Suzaku wandered over to him: "I didn't say I wanted to eat this, it was your choice."
"Then one?"
Before he finished speaking, his hands were empty, and the pancakes he had already received were suddenly snatched away.
Looking back, I saw a pig head grunting: "Why don't you eat me? It's confiscated."
Zhao Changhe: "..."
The bottom of the pig's head stirred up a little, and it didn't feel hot to the mouth. I took a bite of the cake and quickly covered it.
Zhao Changhe shook his head and smiled, turned around and threw a piece of broken silver, took another piece of cake and ate it while walking.
Suzaku said casually: "Why did I hear people say that you had no money after you left the south? Now I see you staying in a hotel to buy things, and you look like you have endless money. Where did you get this money?"
Zhao Changhe asked curiously: "How come you are so well-informed? I only complained to Xuanchong when I had no money."
"That's the Caobang's boat, and there are many of our people on board."
"...Okay. You really collected my information in detail."
"It's not clear enough. For example, I don't know where your money comes from now. Did Cui Yuanyang give you money again?"
"It was given by your holy lady."
"..." Suzaku suddenly felt that the cake in his hand was no longer fragrant.
Little Hoof, you are using the holy religion’s money to support a man, right?
"Just kidding, hahaha." Zhao Changhe said with a smile: "I lost the banknotes, and I didn't lose the broken silver. I already had it, but there really wasn't much left, so I had to find a way to get money. ”
"If you make such a joke again, I'll beat you up."
"Yesterday I called my brother good, but today I'm shouting about beating and killing. Oh, by the way, how does your holy religion make money? Collect believers to submit sacrifices?"
"We have our own properties, and many of them are not shady properties, but are open and honest. It's just that no one knows that the person in charge is ours." Suzaku gnawed on the cake leisurely: "The strength of the Holy Religion It's not something you can figure out just by asking around. You can't imagine the forces behind it... How about joining the religion? I'll give you a good position. You'll be a popular drinker in the future, and martial arts won't be a problem. What's the problem with our meridians? You can mobilize all the people to find it for you. It is much more comfortable to rely on a good sect than to work alone."
"Just give it to me later."
"No need to talk. We are not a Maitreya sect, and we do not use beauty to seduce people." Suzaku said disdainfully: "You don't have to look at me, I know what ghost ideas are running in your mind. His Majesty asked me I follow you to get to know you, not to send me away to you. You should give up on that. It’s disgusting.”
Zhao Changhe really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn’t say anything, you just made up your own mind. Is that what you thought about?"
"I just knew you would think so!"
"Yes, yes, yes." Zhao Changhe couldn't refute. He really had this misunderstanding. Otherwise, why would Suzaku ask you to come? This is a gift.
That's why there was teasing before.
But when you think about it carefully, it seems right. The Four Symbols Sect does not use women to seduce people. It is said that they are talking about the Demon Sect. In fact, they are very proud of it.
Good thing, at least you don’t have to worry about being sent on such a mission. This Winged Fire Snake lady is pretty good too. She can’t just be sent to seduce men.
Speaking of which, you have already teased me. Why don’t you pretend to be a gentleman now and stop people from calling you good brother?
Zhao Changhe was too lazy to dwell on this and said with a smile: "Why are you so anxious to persuade me whether you want to become a religious person or not? Your venerable family is still studying the situation of my horoscope. What if it is not suitable at all?"
Suzaku secretly thought that I want to get you to join the gang now not just for the stars... Forget it, I can't say this, I can only say: "Then you are alone in the world and you have no money. What should you do? Go and rob?"
Before he finished speaking, someone suddenly blocked the way in front of him: "The two little pigs are quite rich. They use scraps of silver to buy a pancake, so you can spend whatever money you have left."
Zhao Changhe: "..."
Suzaku: "..."
Seeing the confused look of the two pig-haired men, the other party was obviously here to rob, but they almost died of laughter: "Young men and women come to Jianhu City to fall in love. Didn't any elders tell you that Jianhu City is in chaos?"
The two pig heads seemed to have just realized what had happened, and they felt incredible emotions in their hearts.
We were actually robbed by gangsters in the city... Oh, yes, I have long heard that Jianhu City is a mixed bag of good and bad, and it is very chaotic. I have never experienced it before, and I didn't expect that my first experience would be here.
Although he is wearing a pig head mask, the dragon bird on Zhao Changhe's back is still there. Is it because there are more people wearing this kind of clothing and it no longer has any deterrent effect?
Zhao Changhe felt that the young lady next to him had become silent. The feeling of laughter and good mood that could be felt through the mask suddenly became serious, and the murderous intent in his eyes could almost freeze a person's soul.
This is the young lady from the ninth level of the entrance hall!
Zhao Changhe pulled her silently and took a step across to stand between her and the robber.
"Haha? I really thought you were Zhao Changhe with the broad sword on your back." The other party laughed loudly: "You are actually playing hero and saving the beauty in front of so many of us, hahahaha..."
The laughter was cut directly in the throat.
The figure of the majestic pig-headed man carrying a broad sword suddenly moved, and with an elegant movement that should never belong to his shape, he instantly arrived in front of the leader and grabbed his neck with one hand.
The man tried to parry, but only the afterimage of his hand could be resisted. His neck tightened and he was lifted up by his whole body: "You came just in time. Hand over your money. Grandpa hasn't done this job for a long time. Deliver it to your door." Come and reminisce about me.”
Suzaku's murderous aura disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he burst into laughter.
This thing is really fun.
Nowadays, more and more people regard Zhao Changhe as an upright knight, but they forget his roots. He is really a copycat bandit, and he can fight back and rob on the spot without blinking an eye.
The man was so pinched that his face turned purple and he couldn't even speak. A group of boys nearby drew their swords and surrounded Zhao Changhe, shouting nervously: "Where did the dragon cross the river come from? We are Mr. Sha Qi of Kangle Casino. People are so thoughtful!”
"Never heard of it." Zhao Changhe stretched out his left hand and lifted the speaker up again, as if the sword in his hand didn't exist.
Then the two people holding both hands collided with each other, and they both fainted and fell to the ground.
Zhao Changhe rubbed his fists and continued to walk towards the other gang members.
People almost saw a pig demon wreaking havoc, and they all shouted: "Your Excellency, please think clearly, even Han Wubing was forced to run for his life in panic here, who do you think you are, dare to do anything in Jianhu City Go wild?"
Zhao Changhe was stunned, his eyes suddenly sharp.
Interesting... I didn’t expect that Han Wubing could be involved in what he thought was just a bully that could be seen everywhere!
Han Wubing has left...and actually ran for his life!
I thought there was nothing special about this place except the ice soul at the bottom of Gujian Lake. This so-called "chaos" of fish and dragons in Jianhu City, how could you have the heart to experience this in the first place? After finishing the work, he left in a hurry. Now that I'm here again, I've unexpectedly come across other amazing things.