Pay-to-Win-to-Immortality Chapter 405: You are a mature spiritual ginseng, it’s time to learn to take care of yourself
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Su Mu actually knew very well that the person who slapped his back could not be a ghost.
There are several magic circles set up in this courtyard. If a ghost comes here, it will be suppressed immediately. Besides, although he was relaxed at home, he was still not aware of being touched behind his back by a ghost.
The only ones who would slap him on the back would be his own people, so he didn't activate the magic circle or arouse his defenses.
And since they are not noob cats, they can only be...
"Xiao Shenshen, a small breakthrough? Can you move freely?"
Su Mu turned around and looked back.
Immediately I couldn't help but exclaimed: "Holy shit, uncle, who are you?"
Standing behind him is an old man with a short stature and a white beard. His appearance is similar to that of the land lord in mythological films such as "Journey to the West".
Hearing Su Mu’s question, the little old man hurriedly replied: "Shen...shen..."
Stuttering? No, it must be that I just started learning to speak human language and it’s not smooth yet.
Su Mu reacted and asked: "You want to say that you are a spiritual ginseng?"
The little old man nodded quickly.
"That's not right." Su Mu was very surprised, "You just broke through to the first level, can move freely, and started to try to learn human language. You are already very good, how can you still transform? Rookie cats and birds can't do it. Come on, you can do it without any reason."
Hearing Su Mu's inquiry, the little old man's figure suddenly changed and returned to his spiritual ginseng appearance.
However, compared with before, its actions are indeed more flexible.
In the past, Ling Shen relied on escape skills to escape. But the current spiritual ginseng not only looks like a little person, it can also control the ginseng leaves and ginseng tendrils like hands and feet, and can move and jump with the support of the ginseng tendrils.
Just now it was using its own ginseng whiskers to beat Su Mu's back.
After seeing its changes, Su Mu also understood: "It turns out it's not a transformation, it's an illusion."
The spiritual ginseng nodded repeatedly. Illusion is its innate skill. After successfully reaching the first level of foundation building, this skill has also been strengthened.
The illusions it created in the past actually affected people's sense of space, resulting in an effect similar to 'ghost hitting the wall'. But now it can use illusions to conjure more things, and they must be more real.
With a crisp sound of 'bang', Ling Shen turned into a little old man with a white beard again.
Su Mu slapped his forehead and complained: "Have you watched too many TV dramas? You have to use an illusion to bring your own sound effects. If you are facing an enemy, why don't you expose yourself directly? In addition, you use illusion to pretend to be transformed. , I don’t object, but why do you want to look like a landlady? Shouldn’t it be a fat and white ginseng doll with a red bellyband?”
"More than a hundred..." Lingshen version of the land man looked anxious. He wanted to explain but didn't know what to say. It was like you who was asked to answer a question in class but couldn't answer it.
Fortunately, Su Mu understood its meaning: "Are you trying to say that you are over a hundred years old, so you have such an image?"
Ling Shen nodded quickly and gave a thumbs up in a flattering manner. If he had not been able to speak smoothly, he would have praised her with words such as 'the master knows everything'.
It's a pity that its flattery was not successful.
Su Mu glared and said: "So what if you are over a hundred years old? When you become like this, do you still want me to call you grandpa? Don't talk about vegetable cats and 404, just talk about bamboo shoots and bitter Brothers Sun, are they no older than you? They have become strong young men. What kind of old man have you become? I highly doubt that you want to take advantage of me and Xiao Yezi!"
Don't say it, Su Mu really guessed it right, Ling Shen did have such intentions.
The idea is: You pluck out my ginseng beard and eat it every day. I can't resist, so I can only take advantage of the title.
Su Mu's words revealed her thoughts. Lingshen shivered in fear. She didn't dare to use the image of an old man with a white beard anymore. She quickly transformed into a chubby and fleshy Lingshen doll and looked at him fawningly. .
I was so scared.
Fortunately, Su Mu had no intention of pursuing it. He only asked if it had any new abilities after building the foundation, in addition to strengthening its illusions and being able to move freely.
Lingshen did not dare to hide anything and answered honestly: "The ginseng beard... grows..."
What does this mean? Su Mu thought for a moment and asked: "Are you trying to say that you can control the growth of ginseng whiskers and let them grow as long as they want?"
Ling Shen nodded repeatedly.
Oh shit, this skill is amazing. Su Mu's eyes lit up, as if he saw a steady stream of ginseng whiskers.
Ling Shen shivered in excitement at his gaze. She seemed to have guessed what he was thinking and waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no."
"Why not?" Su Mu asked.
The spiritual ginseng talked and gestured, while Su Mu listened and guessed, and finally understood that although the spiritual ginseng can make the ginseng beards grow as long as they want, it requires a lot of spiritual energy, so it is impossible to do what Su Mu thought. , endlessly and continuously growing, cutting, and growing.
As a result, this ability has become useless. It can still only meet their daily needs. At most, it can be used to deal with emergencies when customers arrive and the inventory is insufficient.
Happy for nothing.
Su Mu was very sorry and could only comfort himself: "It's okay. This is just the beginning. It's already great to have these abilities. Take your time. As your cultivation level increases, various abilities will also be enhanced. There will definitely be endless ginseng.”
Ling Shen was very moved at first, but she didn’t expect Su Mu to perform and encourage her. It wasn’t until she heard the last sentence that her expression suddenly changed, and she burst into tears: After all this time, you’re still **** after my body!
Nonsense, don’t you know your identity? You used to be a spiritual ginseng, but now you are a spiritual ginseng that has embarked on spiritual practice. It tastes better and has better effects. Who else will not be greedy for your body? Besides, besides your body, what else can make people greedy?
Su Mu asked Ling Shen to demonstrate the new ability of the long ginseng whiskers.
The little baby who saw the spiritual ginseng transforming suppressed his blush, and said "hmm" in his mouth. After a moment, a ginseng whisker popped out from behind its butt.
Su Mu’s face turned green.
You failed to take advantage of me in terms of image and title, so are you going to use this method to disgust me?
He chuckled and asked kindly: "Do you want to be made into a ginseng Yangrong pill, or do you want to be made into a ginseng soup?"
Ling Shen was scared again, so she quickly removed the illusion and returned to her original appearance. This way, the long ginseng beard would look much more normal.
The vegetable cat basking in the sun next to him couldn't help but rolled his eyes and secretly complained: "You still have to do it when you are not strong enough. Are you looking for death? If you weren't the only spiritual ginseng in our yard, he would have been there long ago. I brought you to stew."
Su Mu snorted, and then said: "Now that you are officially embarking on practice, in addition to daily practice, you must also study like the green cats and find some work."
Ling Shenxin said that although I didn’t work, I contributed my body every day for you to enjoy. Isn’t it enough? However, it hesitated for a moment and finally did not dare to say it.
I have tried to commit suicide twice just now, but it was only three times. If I try again, I will really be boiled into ginseng soup.
Su Mu said: "Look at our place, Caimao is the chef. He is not only responsible for three meals a day for everyone in the yard, but also does live broadcasts and takeaways. The work is the heaviest. Biyiniao and his wife are full-time drivers. , but she is on maternity leave recently. Maosun not only has to work as a concierge, but also helps in the kitchen. As for 404, he is a foreign aid, but even as a foreign aid, he also works as an assistant and a tutor. You are the most leisurely, do you feel embarrassed?"
Ling Shen shook her head subconsciously.
Hearing what Su Mu said, he really felt a little bit sorry, and he hurriedly asked himself what he could do.
Su Mu arranged: "Let's do this. On the one hand, you can follow Mao Sun to help Caimao in the kitchen, and on the other hand, you can learn to be a nutritionist. You have resources in this area, so make good use of them! ”
Ling Shen nodded first, and then suddenly realized: Do I have the resources to be a nutritionist? What resources? Could it be referring to my body? Damn it, you want me to learn to take care of myself? Devil!
Su Mu saw the change in its expression and raised his eyebrows: "Why, you don't want to?"
I...do I dare or not?
My life was at stake, Ling Shen hurriedly shook her head: "Yes, I love learning, learning makes me happy!"
Well, now that I'm scared and anxious, my speech actually becomes much smoother.
Su Mu said: "It's okay. If you don't want to, just tell us and we can discuss changing jobs."
Can it be discussed? Then what did you do with the kitchen knife?
Ling Shen shivered.
Su Mu explained: "Don't be afraid. I brought this kitchen knife out not to scare you, but just to cut my nails."
I believe you, you **** old man is very evil!
Ling Shen quickly expressed his position, to the effect of saying: "I am willing to be a nutritionist. If anyone doesn't let me become a nutritionist, I will be in a hurry!"
"Since you have to do it, then fine."
Su Mu put away the kitchen knife, called Amiya, and ordered: "Do you have nutritionist teaching materials there? Teach them."
Amiya said "Hello" and led Ling Shen aside to give a lecture.
Su Mu looked at them studying seriously and nodded happily. After taking a sip of ginseng and snow bud tea, he continued to read the book "Genetic Modification Technology".
It's night in a blink of an eye.
Chun Huyue has been waiting for Su Ye at the affiliated middle school. After she finished her evening self-study, she picked her up and brought her back.
When his sister came back, Su Mu felt relieved and said, "Thank you, Uncle Chunhu."
"You're welcome, I'll pick her up tomorrow morning." Chun Huyue waved her hand, didn't stay much, and left on the flying carpet.
Sending Chun Huyue away, Su Ye entered the house. Su Mu was about to ask her how her day was when she heard her exclaim: "Hey, why is there an extra fat baby at home? It's so cute! Brother, whose child did you bring here?"
"Look carefully, this is the spiritual ginseng." Su Mu signaled the spiritual ginseng to remove the illusion and reveal its true form.
"Ling Shen has transformed?"
"It's not about transformation, it's just an illusion."
"That's not bad, so cute." After Su Ye waited for Lingshen to transform back into a fat boy, he hugged her and started kneading her. Caimao looked on and was very jealous: This treatment was originally exclusive to me. .
Su Mu handed Su Ye a cup of ginseng and snow bud tea and asked, "Did you have a good time at school today?"
Su Ye became more energetic when she mentioned school. She put down the ginseng doll, drank tea and said, "It's very good. I met a lot of new friends. I also learned the book "New Qi Nourishing Technique" compiled by me. In fact, I already know the content by heart. I said that my brother compiled it, but my classmates still didn’t believe it and laughed at me for bragging... By the way, brother, I want to bring a friend to my house for the weekend. Is that okay? ”
Su Mu did not say whether it was okay, but asked first: "Friends? Male or female?"