Pay-to-Win-to-Immortality Chapter 460: Too **** (please subscribe!)
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Tushanhus know very well that although sand sculpture advertisements can attract attention, if you want people to believe in the effect of Peiyuan Lingjiu instead of simply treating it as ghost material, you must come up with something professional and authoritative. Only good stuff about **** will do.
So after the sand sculpture advertisement, Rune Poster played a second advertisement.
A serious-minded expert in a white coat appeared on the poster and began to describe the effects of Peiyuan Lingjiu from a professional perspective using various test data, clinical indicators and related experiments.
This change in style is so sudden. If I hadn’t seen the previous advertisement, I would have thought I was watching a tutorial video on elixirs.
Even so, when this advertisement first started, there were still people who didn’t understand Krypton Store making complaints about it.
“It’s the same thing again. We hired a ‘medical advertising performance expert’ to create some data that is actually nothing, and created a deceptive and false advertisement... I didn’t know that it is illegal to make this kind of advertisement now. What's wrong? There's nothing to say, just report it!"
The person who spoke frowned at the poster advertisement on the bus stop and took out his mobile phone to call and report.
"Old Wang, wait." The companion next to him stopped him, "I think I have seen this expert in the advertisement..."
Old Wang said angrily: "It's not surprising that I've seen it before. These medical advertising performance experts have shot many medical advertisements. Today, they appear in a gastric medicine advertisement. They are a gastric disease expert, talking to you about how to nourish the stomach; Tomorrow I will become a descendant of the elixir family and tell you how to replenish your kidneys."
"How do you know so much?"
"If you have been fooled many times, you will understand."
Come on, friend, tell your story...
"I remembered, this person is Professor Qin Piqin!" My companion suddenly slapped his thigh, took out his mobile phone and searched online, and quickly found a resume.
"Yes, that's him, the alchemy professor and doctoral supervisor at Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University. My ex-girlfriend wanted to be admitted to his doctoral program, but she failed."
Lao Wang looked at the photos on his phone and then at the people in the poster. They looked really alike. He couldn't help but said, "It's not like there's a similar person, pretending to be someone, right? Or maybe it's an illusion animation." ?"
Professor Qin Pi Qin in the poster immediately said after hearing this: "I am Qin Pi, the alchemy professor at Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University. I am not a fake, nor an illusion animation."
"What the hell?!" Lao Wang and his companions looked at each other and exclaimed: "A professor from Xiuzhen University also advertises? How depraved!"
Fortunately, the Qin Pi in the poster is just an image of the runes he recorded, not a real person. Otherwise, he would have been furious when he heard this.
When Professor Qin Pi described his identity, his information was also listed on the poster. The long list of titles, core papers, and research results made many people exclaim: "This professor is a great person!"
Since it was advertised by real experts, many people became interested. After all, in this world, professors at Cultivation University are all high-income and high-status people. They disdain and rarely advertise.
However, I am interested, but this advertisement makes many people unable to understand it.
Because it’s so professional!
The various data, indicators, experimental content, and the professional terms used by Professor Qin... make people confused and confused, but at the same time, they also give rise to a sense of unknown severity.
At the end of the advertisement, an academic paper on Peiyuan Lingjiu was published.
Professor Qin Pi held up the paper and said: "The paper on the effectiveness of Peiyuan Lingjiu was published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy". Interested friends can check it out. The article number is..."
The two friends looked at the rune poster and asked, 'Who am I? where am I? What am I going to do?’ confused expression.
"Old Wang, did you understand the advertisement just now?"
"Ah? Is that an advertisement? I thought I was watching an academic report on elixirs, and I was baptized both physically and mentally..."
The two friends looked at each other and saw surprise in each other's eyes.
Damn it, are all today’s advertisements so hardcore? If I don’t have some knowledge in the future, won’t I even be able to understand advertisements?
At the same time, many people are discussing the hard-core advertisement of Peiyuan Lingjiu in the Krypton forum and the forums of various cultivation universities.
First someone asked confusedly:
"A big shot in the field of elixirs, please explain to us what this advertisement is about?"
“I found that I couldn’t even understand the advertisements, which made me deeply doubt my own IQ.”
"Can someone help me translate it? My dad just asked me on WeChat what Professor Qin said in the advertisement. When I said I didn’t know, he scolded me for wasting my cultivation, but I learned it. The specialty is the Talisman Array, which is not next to the elixir."
Then many students majoring in and electing elixirs started giving lectures to attract fans:
"I am majoring in elixirs. Let me explain to you what Professor Qin said in his academic report... What? You said this is an advertisement? No, I absolutely do not admit that this is an advertisement! This It’s an academic report, and the level is very high!”
"Answers to Professor Qin's videos online. If you have anything you don't understand, you can ask me. Senior sisters and younger sisters can also add me on WeChat and I will tutor you privately."
"I uploaded the video on station B. Friends who are interested can watch it. Remember to follow it three times and don't say it will be next time."
Some people actually checked the papers published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy".
After confirming that it really existed, they all exclaimed and ran to the paper with screenshots, shouting that it was awesome and incredible.
The others were puzzled and asked why they were so surprised.
They said: "Because this is not an ordinary elixir medicine paper, but an article about medicinal wine. "Chinese Journal of Medicinal Medicine" is a first-class academic journal on elixirs, with a very high impact factor. An article about medicinal wine Being published on it shows that both the article and the wine are great!”
As a result, the two advertisements for Peiyuan Lingjiu became completely popular.
Especially the hard-core advertisement at the back is extremely popular on the Internet, with various analysis lectures and jokes emerging one after another.
There are even related emoticons, such as the one on the front page of Mushroom, with a disgusted expression and the text: "People who can't even understand advertisements have no right to talk to me." This is quite unworthy and has become a popular Dou Tu’s new favorite.
Not even Tu Shansong expected such a situation.
However, it responded very quickly. It immediately organized manpower and produced a wave of press releases, such as 'The most hard-core advertisement, can you understand it? ’, ‘Is this an advertisement? Academic reports are not so professional. Articles like this are widely spread on the Internet.
It even became a hot search topic, attracting more and more people to participate in the discussion.
The advertisement became popular, and the fame of Peiyuan Lingjiu and Krypton Store also spread.
For many ordinary people, as well as cultivators who have never learned elixirs, what they care about is not what Professor Qin said in the hard-core advertisements, but the efficacy of Peiyuan Lingjiu and whether it has it. It's so well publicized.
I heard that Krypton Store had previously put a small batch of trial bottles of Peiyuan Ling Liquor on the shelves, so these people flocked to the Krypton Store forum, wanting to find people who had bought it to ask about the details.
"You asked me if Peiyuan Lingjiu is good? Of course it's not!"
"Let me tell you, your advertisements are all lies. Things like growing hair, nourishing kidneys, etc. are all fake!"
"First of all, let me state that I have never used Peiyuan Lingjiu. I am in good health, but a good friend of mine has used it and it has no effect. Really, I have seen it with my own eyes and I won’t lie to you. So don’t buy it. , a waste of money!”
Seeing these replies, the new group of people who came to the Krypton Forum were a little confused.
Is Pei Yuan Ling Liquor really bad? But what about Professor Qin's academic report and the paper published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy"?
Could it be that both Professor Qin and the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy" were bribed to waste money? This...is impossible?
Fortunately, there are still good-hearted people in the forum.
'Good Samaritan' Su Mu used his trumpet to reply to these confused newcomers to the forum.
"Don't listen to these people. They are afraid that you will buy Pei Yuan Ling Wine so that they will not be able to sell it, so they are deliberately deceiving you. If Pei Yuan Ling Wine is not good, they would have posted it on the forum and Zhenbao Pavilion before. Want to buy at a high price? ”
At the same time, several pictures were posted, all of which were screenshots of those guys who were trying to trick newcomers, asking for high prices for Peiyuan Spirit Wine on forums and Zhenbao Pavilion.
Newcomers to the forum were immediately furious and condemned one after another.
The guys who deceived the newcomers looked confused. Everyone is wondering, where did this guy with the nickname "Unknown Enthusiast" on this forum come from? I actually took a screenshot of their previous purchase post, why don't you be so free?
After the advertising became popular, Krypton Store began to sell Peiyuanling Wine. At the same time, relying on the channels of Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University, Peiyuanling Wine was also distributed in major supermarkets.
When I heard the news that Pei Yuan Ling Wine was on sale, people who had used this wine before burst into tears and secretly shouted in their hearts: "It's finally on sale. Don't worry about my hair and my kidneys." We’re out of food.” He quickly logged into the Krypton store, trying to stock up on a batch before it was sold out.
Such a situation is most common in Emeishan Xiuzhen University.
Almost everyone held their mobile phones and logged into the Krypton store to place orders.
The teachers and students here have all become loyal customers of Peiyuan Lingjiu.
There was an incident at Emeishan Xiuzhen University before. It was said that a teacher threatened a student to give him Peiyuan Spirit Wine, otherwise he would fail the class.
Although this matter was investigated by the school and determined to be a rumor. But the fact that such rumors can spread shows how highly Peiyuan Lingjiu is valued here in Mount Emei!
Similar situations are happening one after another in Wutaishan Xiuzhen University, Songshan Xiuzhen University, and other places where hair loss is a problem.
After boarding the Krypton store, everyone discovered that the Peiyuanling wine sold this time was different from the previous one. There were actually two versions...