The Legend of Bimeng: Section 36 Zhu Bajie gives birth to Chang’e
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Section 36 Zhu Bajie gives birth to Chang'e
The old housekeeper had no choice but to continue his busy work of peeling off the skin and removing the hidden contents. After a while, Lao Xie came over with a big pot and some condiments. The old housekeeper originally wanted to help, but Lao Xie ordered him to light a fire, saying that he didn't trust Chris Chen's craftsmanship. Chris Chenning couldn't help but do it, so he had no choice but to do it.
Then, Lao Xie skillfully put the dog meat into the pot and started making dog meat soup. I saw Lao Xie holding a kitchen knife, moving it like flying, and quickly cut the dog meat into several large pieces. Then salt it to remove the earthy smell, cut it into small pieces, and wash it thoroughly with water. The next step is to put it into the pot, first mix it with a little cooking oil and vinegar and bake it thoroughly. After the water is dried, add water and a little vinegar in proportion, mix it well, heat it and boil it, and remove the floating foam and other substances on the soup surface.
After tossing these, add various seasonings and water, boil for about half an hour, and then simmer over low heat. When the final stew began, Lao Xie took a deep breath and said to Chris Chen with a smile: "This stew will take at least two hours, until the dog meat is crispy and tender in the mouth. At that time, you can You know what "the dog meat is rolling three times, the **** can't stand still", haha!"
"Oh, Master, what is a god?" Krischen said not quite understanding.
"Huh?" Lao Xie realized after hearing this. There are no gods in the world of love. However, he didn't care about this at all, and just pretended to say: "You have to remember, I am a god, do you understand?"
"I understand, I understand!" Chris Chen nodded hurriedly: "So God is your title!"
"Haha!" Lao Xie was amused by him, but he didn't bother to correct him. He just smiled and said: "Just think so. Okay, I'm tired, let's go to bed first. You watch here Wait, remember to call me when the dog meat is rotten!”
"Yes, young master, don't worry, I'm here to watch!" Chris Chen said hurriedly.
"Yes!" Lao Xie nodded reassuringly, then slipped into the villa and fell asleep.
I have to say that the residence arranged for the young master by the Duke's Palace was very comfortable. The big bed was so soft and comfortable that Lao Xie fell asleep almost as soon as he lay down.
He slept for about two hours, and the reason why he woke up was because he was awakened by a strong fragrance. Under the temptation of this fragrance, Lao Xie jumped down from the bedroom on the second floor with his eyes almost closed, and then rushed to the cauldron in a few steps, looking intoxicated.
Chris Chen was startled by Lao Xie's astonishing behavior and thought that Lao Xie would have to break a leg. He was relieved until he found that Lao Xie was fine at all. But his heart was still beating rapidly, and he couldn't help but complain to Lao Xie: "Master, please don't jump on such a high building, I'm almost scared to death!"
"Hey!" Lao Xie opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't talk about this height, it would be okay if it was ten times higher!"
"But this is not in line with the etiquette of aristocrats?" The old butler Chris Chen then went on to make a long speech.
Having been hanging out with him these days, Lao Xie was naturally very familiar with his tricks. In order not to hurt his ears, he hurriedly said: "Chris Chen, hurry up and get the tableware. I think the dog meat is almost ready!"
The old butler had no choice but to stop his speech without finishing his speech, and turned around to get the bowl and spoon. Lao Xie smiled proudly on the side.
However, just when Lao Xie was about to enjoy the pleasure brought by the fragrant meat, he was suddenly disrupted by a burst of noisy footsteps. Annoyed, he turned around and saw a group of guards surrounded by a noble boy walking into his yard with murderous intent.
This young aristocrat appeared around 20 years old. He has oily hair and a pink face. His attractive little face is so delicate that even beautiful women would be jealous to death. It's just that although this person is good-looking, there is a lustful and cowardly look in his eyes, which immediately destroys the overall beauty. If he looks like a beautiful woman, then he is basically a useless vase.
After the boy came in, when he saw the **** skeleton hanging on the flower stand, he was so frightened that his whole body trembled with fear, and then he let out a shocking scream. But I was so fed up with Lao Xie that I thought to myself, I just came back, I finally cooked the dog meat and am about to enjoy it, this is great, why the **** are you here to mourn me?
Thinking of this, the angry old evil suddenly became more evil. He ran over quickly and slapped the guy's pink face. At the same time, he cursed: "You are so stupid~"
Although Lao Xie had deliberately shown mercy, how could that pretty boy withstand his beating? A snap was heard, and the poor child fell to the ground unconscious. A stream of blood flowed out from the child's mouth. This group of people were frightened. They came over quickly, slapping and stroking.
"Damn, did I try my best just now?" Lao Xie couldn't help but said a little depressed when he saw this.
At this time, the old housekeeper had also come out. He recognized the person whom Lao Xie had knocked down at a glance. He was so frightened that his face turned green. He hurriedly said to Lao Xie: "Young Master, you have caused trouble. That is the eldest young master. Madam’s only son, why did you beat him?”
"Just beat them!" Lao Xie said impatiently: "These **** are really annoying with their chirping, I might as well kill them all!" With that, he was about to go over and take action.
Of course the guards did not dare to fight with Lao Xie, but they also did not dare to leave the young master like this, so they hurriedly picked up the young master and ran out. As soon as they ran out, Lao Xie heard a shrill scream, and then heard a woman crying: "Son, what's wrong with you?"
"Madam, it was the young master who beat me!" A guard's voice said sadly and angrily: "The young master is so unreasonable. The eldest young master just went in to ask him, but before he could ask, he was beaten by the young master. If this happens, madam, you have to vent your anger on the young master!"
"Kill this **** bastard!" The woman suddenly shouted.
Lao Xie became angry when he heard this. This **** dared to scold him. He was so angry that he immediately vented his anger and wanted to have a big fight. However, after Lao Xie went out, he saw an extremely strange scene.
It turned out that there were hundreds of people standing outside the door at this time. In addition to the dozen or so guards surrounding the eldest young master, there were two more groups of people. Although their clothes were almost the same, they were clearly distinguished on both sides. A middle-aged lady was surrounded by a wave of people. The woman was average-looking, neither beautiful nor ugly. She did have the arrogant temperament of a superior person, but she was no longer in her prime. Her face had a little more powder, and almost all of it was shaved off. It can weigh half a catty. The other wave was led by the obscene fat man.
Although the fat man still looked wretched at this time, his facial features distorted by anger completely transformed him into another fierce look. He rushed over and gave the woman a vicious slap in the face first. , whipped her to the ground, then pointed at her nose and cursed: "You **** remember, little Stephen's mother is the wife I am marrying, and little Stephen is the only one who has inherited the family bloodline. The heir. As for the bastard, there is indeed one in this family, but you should know who he is?" As he said that, the fat man gave the pretty face on the ground a fierce look, and the anger in his eyes was almost like spitting out.
Lao Xie was happy when he saw this. There was no way, because the looks of the so-called father and son were too different. The fat man had as many gastrodia as there were stars in the sky, his face was dark, and he was short in stature. Even though he was taller than Wu Dalang, he was still limited. Look at the young master on the ground, he looks like a flower. If they are really father and son, then Zhu Bajie can give birth to Chang'e! It only takes one person to know that there must be something fishy in this.