The Legend of Bimeng: The 259th Festival of Drinking Wine
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The 259th Festival of Drinking Wine
Thinking of this, Alsace immediately turned his head, waved to his little brothers, and shouted at the same time: "What are you all doing so stupidly? Come here and toast your brother-in-law!"
Alsace seemed to have already made arrangements. Following his order and a huff, dozens of young nobles ran away. They were all outstanding figures from the higher elf nobles. They usually played with Alsace. It can be said that he is Alsace's younger brother.
As soon as he saw this formation, Lao Xie was a little confused. He immediately pointed at Alsace's nose and said, "Young face, you are playing dirty tricks!"
"Why did I play dirty?" Alsace said with a slightly proud smile.
"We should fight each other over this matter. How can you ask for help?" Lao Xie said unconvinced.
"Why did I say I wanted to challenge you?" Alsace said proudly.
"This~" Lao Xie then remembered that he didn't say it, he just expressed it that way.
"Hehe!" Seeing that Laoxie couldn't say anything, Alsace immediately said with a sly smile: "You kid, you came here to **** my sister single-handedly, and you still want to escape unscathed? How about I make you strong today?" Doesn’t it mean that we have no one in the elves? Brothers, come on!”
As soon as Alsace finished speaking, a guy immediately came over, picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, you are really my brother-in-law, Konstani is my cousin, today is a happy day, you can't help but Give me some face, okay? I won’t embarrass you. You and Alsace drank more than a dozen, how about we just drink three?”
Lao Xie knew that he could not escape today, so he glanced at him and found that the other party was also using a big cup, and then said: "No! I treat everyone equally! Alsace drank with me for fourteen days, and I also drank with him. You drink fourteen. If you drink one less, you won’t give me face!”
As soon as Lao Xie said this, others were fine, but that guy's face turned green first. You know, Alsace has a very good drinking capacity, so he can drink 14 glasses in a row, which adds up to six or seven kilograms of old wine. And this kid's drinking capacity is not very good. He has already finished three drinks. If he is asked to drink 14, he will not be able to drink it at all!
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the guy hurriedly wanted to shirk the situation, but before he could say anything, the others started booing in unison and mentioned that he had agreed. Alsace would not allow him to give up at this time. Wouldn't that be a huge disgrace? So he said directly: "Barbarian, don't worry, if he dares not to drink, I will be responsible for pouring it in!"
As soon as Lao Xie heard Alsace's promise, he didn't talk nonsense at all and drank seven of them in one breath! The guy opposite couldn't hide, so he could only drink with all his strength. After finishing the sixth drink, he fell to the ground directly and couldn't wake up no matter how he screamed!
When Lao Xie saw it, he immediately became unhappy and said immediately: "Alsace, why should I drink 7 drinks and he only drink 6? You elves are drinking together with me, and you are still playing this shameless game. Trick?"
Alsa's face suddenly turned red and he was extremely depressed. The guy fell asleep and now he can't do anything even if he wants to, so he can only take responsibility. In desperation, Alsace had no choice but to pick up the wine glass and smile bitterly, "I'll drink for him!" After saying that, he drank one himself.
"Hey, you're the one!" Lao Xie smiled proudly, and then shouted: "Who's next? Who else wants to drink 14 with me?"
When the others saw what happened to the man just now, and heard that Lao Xie insisted on drinking fourteen times, they all retreated in fright, and no one dared to come.
"Haha!" Lao Xie couldn't help but mocked arrogantly: "Young face, you just invited such a group of cowards. Isn't this embarrassing?"
Arthas was so angry that his face turned green, and he hurriedly cursed: "You guys, no one is allowed to retreat. It's time for you to fight for the honor of the elves! Do you want to be killed by this barbarian? Are you calling him a coward? Give it to me and drink it to death. I don’t believe how much more he can do!”
Although these guys were a little bit frightened, when they saw that the honor of the elves was involved, they immediately put up a fight, and then they all came forward again.
As a result, after a drinking battle, the only people who could pass Lao Xie's 14-drink test were a few good drinkers, while the others all fell down.
The old evil was not satisfied yet, so he took the remaining people and beat them hard. In the name of defending their honor, none of those people dared to show their cowardice. As a result, they were all killed. In the end, even Alsace himself He didn't hold on and became the last warrior to lie down. At this point, the elves' wine-fighting group was completely wiped out.
Looking at the noble young man lying on the ground, the Elf King, his wife and the elders were dumbfounded. The Elf King casually sent people to carry them down, then pulled Lao Xie to sit down and asked curiously: "Stephen, how can you drink so well? I watched you drink at least 2 barrels of wine with my own eyes, and your stomach was nowhere to be seen. How about getting bigger?"
"Hey!" Lao Xie said proudly: "I'm so good at drinking! I'm not afraid of these again. If you don't believe me, let's continue?" Lao Xie said, if you know how to force alcohol with luck, you must be like me. Can drink!
"No need!" The Elf King hurriedly waved his hand and said with a bitter smile: "I will not participate in the games you young people play!"
Afterwards, Lao Xie chatted with everyone for a while, then said goodbye and left. Everyone also knew that he was busy as a bridal chamber, so no one stopped him, so they accepted him and just kept laughing on the side.
Under the guidance of the maid, Lao Xie quickly arrived at the new house. As soon as he entered the door, Constantine was startled by the smell of alcohol all over Lao Xie's body. He thought he was drunk and hurriedly came over to help him. Unexpectedly, Lao Xie gently pushed her away, crying and laughing: "I smell of alcohol all over my body now, please wait until I take a shower!"
"Huh?" Seeing that Lao Xie was thinking clearly and walking calmly, Konstani asked curiously, "Aren't you drunk?"
"Of course not. How could I get drunk so easily?" Lao Xie said with a smile as he walked to the bathroom.
"But I heard that Alsace vowed to drink you down! He has a heavy drinking capacity, and he also has a group of younger brothers to help him. How could you be fine?" Constantine asked in confusion.
"Haha!" Lao Xie immediately laughed triumphantly and said: "Those cowards, dozens of people tried to trick me, but in the end I knocked them all down, and they haven't even gotten up yet! Alsa Although Si can drink, he has not escaped my poison, haha!"
"Isn't it?" Constantine said in surprise: "So many people have never drank yourself? God, how much have you drunk?"
"About two or three barrels!" Lao Xie said with a smile.
"Then you are so good at drinking!" Constantine exclaimed.
"It's just so-so! It's nothing, I'll be fine with these things again!" Lao Xie said and took off his clothes casually. At this time, his clothes were wet with the alcohol smell he forced out. Just twist them and it would be fine. A whiff of alcohol. After throwing away his wine clothes, Lao Xie lay down comfortably in the bathtub.
Constany also followed, changed into pajamas and sat by the pool to wipe his back. Looking at Lao Xie's strong muscles, Constantine couldn't help but blush, so much so that he forgot to talk to him.
But just when she was stunned, Lao Xie suddenly smiled and said: "Constany, I have a secret I want to tell you. I don't know if you will be willing to listen!"
"Of course I'm willing to listen!" Constantine said hurriedly: "What's the secret?"
"It's the secret of my body!" Lao Xie said with a wry smile: "Today we are like a bridal chamber. Obviously we can't hide this matter. I can only tell you the truth. Well, if you dislike me, I~"
"What are you talking about!" Constantine interrupted him directly: "We are both husband and wife, how could I dislike you? By the way, what secrets can your body have?"
"Alas!" Lao Xie said with a bitter smile: "You also know that I am a star elf, so you should also know what the body of a star elf looks like, right?"
"They have so many arms and long tails!" Constantine suddenly said: "Are you the same?"
"That's right!" Lao Xie said and separated the two hidden Behemoth arms.
"Oh!" Konstani exclaimed first, then touched the two thick arms with a surprised look on his face and said, "How did you do that?"
"Druid's transformation technique!" Lao Xie explained.
"What a hard muscle, almost like a steel plate!" Constantine suddenly exclaimed while touching it, "Ah, I suddenly remembered something!"
"What?" Lao Xie immediately asked curiously.
"Last time, you molested me at the banquet, but framed it for the August family. Did you use these two hands?" Constantine suddenly asked. Obviously, she was still worried about that incident. After all, it was really embarrassing to be slapped on the **** loudly in public at a banquet.
"Hey!" Lao Xie couldn't help laughing when he thought about it, and nodded to admit it.
"You're dead!" Konstani was so angry that he hit Lao Xie twice with his pink fist.
Lao Xie naturally didn't care about Konstani's pink fist, but said proudly: "That time was really fun. You all saw that my hands above were dirty, so you thought it wasn't me, but you didn't even think of me. He turned out to be a star elf, so he has four hands. And since he was slapped by you, it is said that he has no face to see anyone now! Haha! ”
"Oh!" Constantine couldn't help but cover his face and said: "Stephen, you are more cunning than a fox!"
"Haha, thank you for the compliment, my dear!" Lao Xie said, suddenly pulling Konstani into the bathtub.
"Ah, villain, what do you want to do?" Constantine exclaimed.
"Do what you should do on your wedding night!" Lao Xie smiled evilly as he tore open Konstani's pajamas, revealing the exquisite and moving body underneath!