Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel Chapter 116: Everywhere is awesome (below)

Along the way, according to Xu Yun's instructions, I parked the car on the open space in front of the teaching building. As soon as the car was parked, a BMW 3 car was parked beside me.

"Husband, that seems to be his car." Xu Yun pointed to the BMW beside me.

"No matter what we do," I consoled Xu Yun.

Nodded obediently.

I pulled out the car key and got out of the car. Xu Yun also walked from the position of co-pilot.

At the same time, the owner of the BMW just came out of the car and saw Xu Yun with some surprises. I looked at her and me next to her, and raised my lips with contempt.

It doesn't matter to me. To be honest, I think Santana 2000 is pretty cool, which makes me feel nostalgic. It feels similar to my original Jetta.

"Yun, who is he?" The owner of the BMW asked me directly without giving me any respect.

"It has nothing to do with you," Xu said lightly.

"I just kindly remind you that you do n’t get fooled. He ’s killed 200,000 people. You also deal with this person? Besides, the comfort of this car is better than BMW. Far from it! "Said the owner of BMW.

After the owner of BMW said, waiting for Xu Yun to speak, he turned to me again and said, "I'm Zhou Yu. This guy from Santana 2000, I'd recommend you to give up! It's your grade, I want to pick up girls, etc. You can afford BMW to come again! If you drive a low-end car, you dare to come out and be a shame! "

BMW? Hehe, I once smashed one. However, I did n’t have time to waste my tongue with this believe oneself infallible idiot. I smiled and pulled up Xu Yun ’s hand, and said gently, “Little Yunyun. How bad is your school ’s Schoolmate quality?”

"We'll ignore him then." Xu looked at me, full of tenderness, and didn't put that Zhou Yu in his eyes at all.

Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and looked at me and Xu Yun leaving.

"Fuck!" Zhou Yu punched Santa 2000 with a punch.

"Ah ~~~! " Zhou Yu was a wild wolf howling, and the whole person shuddered for a while, the hair rose up one by one, smoking blue smoke.

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"Husband. I seem to hear Zhou Yu cry, what happened to him?" Xu Yun asked curiously.

"May be enjoying free perm." I smiled evilly.

Stupid, I knew you'd take my car out of air, this time I'm going to blow you up.

On my Santana 2000, it was installed by Du Xiaowei. After the car body is severely hit, it will release high voltage current in an instant. I just activated this anti-theft system by hand.

"What is a free perm?" Xu Yun asked strangely.

"You will know when you see him." I laughed.

I knew that this Zhou Yu would definitely not give up. Sure enough, when Xu Yun and I were standing by the elevator and waiting for the elevator, they saw Zhou Yu running violently.

Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one. Just like the American soldiers in Street Fighter.

"Husband, how do you know he's gone to perm?" Xu Yun didn't know the truth of the matter yet. Even stranger.

I smiled and didn't answer.

"Oh. Isn't this Zhou Schoolmate? Your cool skills are really high, so you made yourself into such a cool shape in a while!" I didn't wait for Zhou Yu to speak, so I said first.

"**! You *** wicked!" Zhou Yu yelled at me.

"Why am I overcast? Who is my overcast?" I asked deliberately.

"You mother overcast me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.

"Why am I overcast with you?" I asked back.

"You use a car to power me!" Zhou Yu said.

"I said Zhou Schoolmate, I left the ground one step ahead of you. How do I get the car to power you? Is my car alive or has it become a Transformer? Do you watch too much fairy tales or watch the animated faces go crazy? "I laughed.

"I ... I smashed it, and it called me." Zhou Yu rushed to tell the truth.

"Look, that's it! Who makes you owe it yourself. I said why it doesn't electrify others, but because of you!" I said innocently: "If you feel uncomfortable. You should go back and find it, Why are you looking for me? If you are awesome, can you smash it! "

"You ... hmm! mother, this is what you asked for! Don't blame me!" Zhou Yu stomped and turned away.

"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Yun asked Zhou Yu when he suddenly left.

"I don't know. Maybe I'm dead." I shook my head helplessly.

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"** your mother!" Zhou Yu spent nine cattle and two tigers smashing a large brick against the windshield of Santana 2000.

"beep beep, the automatic rebound system is activated ..." Santana 2000 called twice, accompanied by the flashing red light ...

"Oh!" As soon as the Zhou Yu reacted, the bricks bounced back and slammed on Zhou Yu's face firmly, and immediately smashed his nose and swollen face.

This time Zhou Yu learned how powerful the car was, and scolded angrily: "Smelly Brat, whole me, Lao Tzu and you are not over." Zhou Yu is getting more and more angry, mother, this car is evil. But dare not continue to make trouble.

Suddenly, as soon as Zhou Yu has a clever move, he ***, I can't move you, so I will nause you!

Zhou Yu looked around and saw no one around, so he quickly took off his pants and aimed at the front of Santana 2000, peeing.

"beep beep, the humidity is over the standard, the automatic drying system is activated ..." After Santana 2000 rang twice, the red light flickered ...

"Oh ~~!" Zhou Yu only felt a hot air stream hitting his Little Brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped away. Poorly, Little Brother had been burned n times. blister.

Zhou Yu Anxious and desperate to continue destroying Santana 2000, quickly put on his pants, got into own BMW, and drove away to the nearby hospital.

At the moment, I'm flirting with Xu Yun in the classroom, and I'm imagining the unlucky appearance of Zhou Yu in my mind. The Xutana + |. system has been installed on this Santana 2000, which has not been tested yet.

But I never thought that this Zhou Yu would be so stupid, peeing in my car ... otherwise I really want to laugh at cramps ...