Long Live Summons! Chapter 17: : Wonderful ledger method
Chapter 17: The Wonderful ledger Method ()
"Football, this is a specific term used to describe a woman's chest. For example, the chest is very flat, like you, no, flatter than you, I mean if a woman is flat like a mirror, it is called Wang A small bun, or Taiping Princess; if the breast is small, like you, maybe smaller than you, I mean the breast is very small, but there is still a little, it is called an egg; if it is bigger, like You ’re called Apple ... Do n’t dig a dagger. I ’m wrong. Do n’t be angry. I know you are a man, but I need someone to make an analogy, well, I do n’t take you for example. ”
"It's bigger than Apple, that's football?" Mingmou thief put a dagger around Yue Yang's neck, and he wanted to kill his anger at any time.
"No, there are many more than apples. You see that you lack research whether or not in this area? On the apple, there are Yali, and papaya, and coconut, and then volleyball and football. There are many kinds, this is all knowledge, I do n’t tell him the average person! ”Student Yue Yang came up with a scholarly example.
"It makes sense!" The mercenaries in the room listened and praised Student Yue Yang's "chest ledger method" in unison.
Although they do n’t understand what Wangzi ’s gimmicks, volleyball, and football are, they also think that the arrangement from small to large is very vivid, accurate and highly visual, making it easy to remember. It is simply going deep into human heart. It seems that this Little Thief named Titan really has a very deep research for women's tits. Student Yue Yang listened, joyfully satisfied, just like Great Sage in the Academy in front of thousands of students published brilliant unique academic theory.
Mingmu thief finally managed to resist the urge to stab the kid with a dagger, stomped on the foot of Yue Yang, smashed the form into his hands, and turned away.
Yue Yang quickly threw the form in front of the bald Old Geezer, paid the money, received Mercenary Heavenly Badge, and then lined up the eyes thief.
"Brother, I invite you to drink, you listen to me, that girl's breast is really big ... hey, it runs so fast, I know it is a shy and undeveloped place at a glance!" etc. Yue Yang Chasing out of the door, Mingmu thief disappeared like a light smoke.
As if never before.
When Yue Yang whistled and left, the bright eye thief flashed in the dark, holding a bright dagger in his hand, and several times wanted to shoot at the Yue Yang vest.
Bright eyes thief pointed at the back of Yue Yang, took a sip, and disappeared.
Facing the soft evening wind, Yue Yang's face was full of smiles.
He smiled very happily.
White Stone City, Assassin Guild.
Like all the Assassin Guilds of world, the Assassin Guild of White Stone City also gives a sense of horror. Although there is a lamp inside, it is only as big as a bean, and it gives the illusion that the light will go out at any time. This light doesn't seem to be bright, but there is a kind of weird and dark. Yue Yang gently pushed the door in, and looked a little surprised when he saw the environment inside the house.
In Assassin Guild, there is no one except Hemp-clothed old man who has a dormant table.
Hemp-clothed old man sweating is white. He lies on the table. He looks very thin, looks like an old dragon bell, and looks physically and mentally weak.
Of course, if you only look at the surface, the Hemp-clothed old man of this wind candle can be blown down by a gust of wind, or if he sleeps at his desk like this, he will fall asleep and never wake up again. However, in the eyes of Yue Yang, he has another weird feeling. already reaches Innate Realm's own. He has Mysterious Three Styles and broken body Sword Qi. Even if he sneaks in, it is very likely that he can't beat this aging Old Geezer ... In Yue Yang's mind, this Hemp-clothed old man is more scary than a sleeping lion, and it feels a bit like a sleeping colossal dragon!
"Hello, let me sign up to join Assassin Guild." If in Mercenary Guild, the courtesy of Yue Yang is pretended, now this is the respect from the heart.
"youngster, the killer is a **** and violent industry, are you really ready?" Hemp-clothed old man slowly looked up, his appearance was ordinary, his face was wrinkled, even ordinary people met ten times in the street, believe He will not pay attention to his existence, nor will he remember his appearance.
He looked at Yue Yang with those dull old eyes.
Yue Yang Try to keep your mind calm, control your breathing, and even show a smile in your bright eyes.
Although I can't see through Hemp-clothed old man, Yue Yang found that the Hemp-clothed old man is also watching himself, proving that he can't see through himself ...
Yue Yang's eyes naturally greeted Hemp-clothed old man's gaze, and his eyes answered with a smile: "youngster always yearns for blood and violence, doesn't it?"
Hemp-clothed old man lowered his eyelids and disagreed with it. He said indifferently: "You do n’t need to pay for joining Assassin Guild, you do n’t need to fill out a form, you do n’t need proof of identity, but you need to test. You can choose to take a test or you can choose martial arts. Test. "
"What is literary test? What is military test?" Yue Yang is really weird. Do you need literary test as a killer? This is not a college entrance exam!
"Wentest is to answer some questions about killing skills; Wutest is to kill directly. If you want to join, go to Black Mountain fifty kilometers away from the city before dawn, and take the head thief there Just come back. "Hemp-clothed old man just finished, Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hand, indicating that he wanted to test.
The killing is no problem for the Yue Yang.
This person of Soaring Dragon Continent, in addition to beautiful woman, black Yue Bing and little girl, in his eyes, other people are like npc of the game, there will be no guilt when killed. In addition, he originally wanted to come up with a few kill mercenaries who were killed by the enemy's bounty, while testing his own combat power, and by the way cultivated the growth of Spitting Thorny Flower.
However, Student Yue Yang is very lazy.
He was asked to rush the road overnight, run fifty miles outside the city, touch the mountain, kill a mountain thief, and then hurried back to head.
He does definitely not!
If you don't want to get the list of ‘Vengeance Hunter’ unique to Assassin Guild, Yue Yang will never come to places like Assassin Guild.
Assassin Guild is different from Mercenary Guild. People here often have genuine strength. The longer you stay here, the easier it is to reveal your identity.
"If you want to test, then please make a choice: If you are going to kill someone, in front of you, there are Sharp swords, powerful Beast and blank paper, what kind of things will you choose to use as What about your killing tool? "Hemp-clothed old man asked.