Chaotic Lightning Cultivation: Super embarrassment of the 171st Festival

Hundred and seventy-one gang stage valve events

"When the lady of the college heard this, she suddenly looked down in embarrassment and said," In fact, the tea is just before your plane! "

"In front of us? Where?" Several people hurriedly swept around after hearing it, but they couldn't find it, and they all looked at the college lady with a surprised expression.

In desperation. The college lady had to point awkwardly at the tub under her feet and said, "Here?"

"Well?" Several people immediately looked at the tub, and their faces were full of doubts.

"Is this a footbath? Does your family put tea here?" The bald old man couldn't help but anger.

"Not here. It's used here!" said the college lady weakly. At this time, she also realized that there was a problem with the tea. Otherwise, they will not be so valued by the three Divided Spirit masters, so they all have a lack of confidence.

And after the wife of the college said this, the people around them instantly became stupid? It took a while for the bald old man to relax, and then said nervously: "You, wouldn't you say that you are washing your feet with it?"

"This" this. The elder sister said that bathing with tea leaves can leave the skin white for a while. "Lady of the college said with embarrassment:" In the disciples' tea, it is the worst, so others use it! "

"My three Divided Spirit Stage masters heard this remark, and one by one the green muscles burst into a rage, and their eyes were like a round, so they were so dangling that they were alive!

And Hong Ying fell into dementia directly. Or the college is relatively stable, stunned bravely survived this level. Then he resolutely said: "Three uncles, this is how to make tea! The effect is the same!"

When the three old people heard it, they immediately fell into a dilemma. The foot wash is indeed very dirty and dirty, but the problem is that if you do n’t drink, you have to continue to be stuck in the bottleneck, maybe for hundreds of years. If Shouyuan runs out and dies, if he breaks through the bottleneck, he can at least earn himself a life span of two to three thousand years.

However, after all, they are highly respected dignitaries. If they live by drinking footwash, then they must not be the laughing stock of the whole Cultivation World? Xuan Tian Dao Zong's big name, must also be ashamed?

In short, if you do n’t drink it will kill you, if you drink it you will be ashamed. Whether to drink this foot wash or not, is really one. Difficult to make choices!

And the wife of the college did n’t know what was going on. When she heard the words of the college, she was stunned at that time and hurriedly said: "Fujun, what do you mean? Why is this called tea? Obviously, it ’s foot washing. Water? "

"Your husband means, let's spend a lot of money to buy your footwash!" the bald old man said with anger

"Ah, won't it?" The lady of the college was silly when she heard it, and hurriedly said, "Husband, are you stupid? How can this be?"

"Cough cough!" The college coughed awkwardly and then smiled bitterly: "It's not that I'm stupid, it's really that". In short, even if it's footwash, it's very valuable! trust me! "

"Ah?" The college lady froze again, and then hurriedly asked: "Husband, what is that tea? Why is it so valued by elders?"

"Oh, ma'am. Believe me, you won't want to know, I think, you still forget this thing!" The college said very considerately.

The school lady is also a master who can't rub the sand in her eyes. Where can she be blindfolded? So she immediately angrily said: "Less nonsense, tell me quickly, what kind of tea is that?"

"The college was so anxious to see his wife, so he didn't dare to hide it, so he smiled bitterly:" Yes, Dao Comprehending Tea! "

"Dao Comprehending Tea?" The college lady was stunned for a while, and then surprised: "Dao Comprehending Tea? Is it the kind of Dao Comprehending Tea that can help Divided Spirit and above masters break through the bottleneck?"

"Yes, that's that thing!" the college nodded helplessly.

Dao Comprehending Tea is a high-end gadget, not to mention the small Nascent Soul cultivator, not much has been seen by Divided Spirit cultivator, that is, Xuan Tian Dao Zong Cai is too thick, so these three have the opportunity to see Dao Comprehending Tea from elders This was recognized. Change a Divided Spirit master, not necessarily seen. Even the nine female nuns in the Nine Beauties picture in Chubby's hands were just a little strange, but they didn't recognize this Dao Comprehending Tea in the end. So the college couple couldn't recognize it. It is also extremely normal.

But not recognizing it does not mean they do n’t know the value of this thing. There are very few things that can help the high-end cultivator to break through the bottleneck, so it is said that this Dao Comprehending Tea is already famous. Almost cultivator above Nascent Soul have heard of it.

So when the lady of the college heard the name of Dao Comprehending Tea, she immediately remembered it. After confirmation by the college, she said nothing and fell to the bed and cried.

The college was taken aback. Hurrying to come to console, the college lady cried and said: "My one. Oh my God, I even used Dao Comprehending Tea to wash my feet, and I used one or two at a stretch! Husband, you have always wanted a piece of spirit treasure, but we have insufficient funds I ca n’t get it, but now it ’s time for me, two, three, three pieces of Lingbao to wash my feet! This. This is why I have a face like you! ""

"Madam, Madam, even in the past!" The academy also wanted to cry without tears, but no wonder his wife, so he hurriedly expressed consolation.

Hong Ying can't see her mother crying, so hurry up and say: "Mother, don't you just take Dao Comprehending Tea to wash your feet? This is nothing. My daughter rinses her mouth every day these days!"

After Hong Ying's remarks, a room of people, young and old, almost fainted.

The bald old man immediately cried and laughed: "Yes, you kid, your wife uses Dao Comprehending Tea to wash your feet, and the girly girl uses Dao Comprehending Tea to make up your mouth. You are even more bullish than me!"

The college was blushed with red as he said, but he was helpless. I had to smile bitterly: "Uncle Shi, don't you know? Anyway, it's here, and it's useless to complain again. Although the pot of tea is a little dirty, the effect is still better than the bottleneck of the card? You can rest assured, No matter who buys it, I will keep my mouth shut and I will never tell others that this is a foot wash! "

"Yes!" The wife of the college hurriedly said: "Dao Comprehending Tea such a precious thing, even if we say it becomes footwash, surely no one believes it?"

As soon as they heard this, the three of them suddenly felt a little emotional. On the other side, Hong Ying also hurriedly followed: "Yeah, yeah, if you think the taste is bad, you can take it out and dry it, and then soak it!"

The words of Hong Ying suddenly made a group of people cry and laugh. The goat goat elder explained helplessly, "Do you think Dao Comprehending Tea can be recycled to reuse? This thing only works when it is brewed for the first time, even if it is washed again, it will completely wash out the mood and completely become waste. ! "

"Ah, that's the case, at least it still works now?" Hong Ying stared at his lovely eyes: "So do you want it? If you don't, I will save it and sell it to others." ! "

The three elders heard this. Frowning at each other, he finally shook his head together. The goat goat elder smiled bitterly: "cultivator, realizing the Dao Xin. If you don't know that it is footwash in advance, then drink it. But if you know that it is footwash, you will drink it, and your heart will leave a shadow. If you want to make progress, it will be difficult! "

"Yes, this pot of foot-washing fire, it seems that we are blessed with it, you still have to find one. Wen Yuhu will save it and sell it at a large auction! The price of brewed tea will be lower, but it can almost be exchanged for a Lingbao! "The bald old man also said later.

"En!" The red-faced old man nodded, and then said, "You act now, I still have something to do. Go out for a walk!" After he finished, his figure flickered and disappeared into a blue light.

Seeing this guy walk so hurriedly, several other people were shocked. The heart said, he is clearly the first time to come to this world, what can be urgent?

"Wait!" The bald old man's face suddenly changed and shouted: There is still a pot there! Go away, you can't let him take the lead! "After he finished, he disappeared instantly. The last goatee was too late to speak a nonsense, so he followed.

It turned out that they all thought of the pot of Dao Comprehending Tea that Chubby only brewed, just because there were one or two ready-made tea leaves, so they ignored the pot of tea that Chubby had already brewed. But now it's different. One or two good teas turns into foot washes, and that little pot of tea naturally becomes a baby.

Although it has been drunk for two cups, the chubby pot should not look like four or five cups. Although it can be regarded as residual tea, it was poured out of the pot after all, so it is still clean.

In order to break through the bottleneck, what is it to drink some residual tea? Anyway, I do n’t know how many times stronger than drinking footwash. That's why they hurried over in such a hurry, fearing that the chubby would drink the remaining tea.

I am a lascivious heart, a fairy, a fairy, and a thread touch

And speaking of chubby and hydrostatic, after drinking Dao Comprehending Tea, they entered the mysterious Dual Cultivation state, and I do n’t know how long after that, the two talents finally wake up. Although this time they were not able to promote them directly, they still achieved great results, making them extremely satisfied.

When the two woke up, they looked at each other with a hearty smile, and just wanted to talk, but suddenly something was wrong, and there were three wretched old men staring closely at them.

Fatty and Shuijing are both juniors. Naturally, they did n’t dare to be rude, so they hurried over to see them. The three elders waved kindly, and the goat goat elder smiled and touched his beard and said, "Hey, I didn't expect you two to hide here Dual Cultivation!"

The chubby and Hong Ying suddenly blushed and blushed. The chubby face is so thick, it's okay to be red, but how can Shujing stand it? Annoyed, he stomped his feet, and went straight away without saying hello.