Chaotic Lightning Cultivation: The Sixty-ninth Festival of Rejoicing Zen Buddha

It was not until this time that Song Zhong woke up from your confused realm, hurriedly looked at the lively scenes around, and then looked at the golden light peculiar to the Buddhist disciples in his body. Wrong stance.

Song Zhongxin said, "I do n’t have to be a bald donkey? How can it become the same as a bald donkey?"

And at this time, something that surprised Song Zhong happened again. He even realized his strength, and after he had gone through a bitter prison, he was promoted to the realm of Hunyuan in one fell swoop. .

It surprised and delighted him. The joy was the rapid advancement of his strength. The surprise was that the process was too fast. Song Zhong was a little afraid of repercussions.

It was at this time that Furious Eyes Guardian Deity appeared with a large number of Buddhist disciples in front of Song Zhong, greeted him with eleven rites, and then smiled, "Congratulations to the nephew, the end of today, the Buddha ’s golden body.

"Me? Buddha?" Song Zhong heard the words and suddenly surprised, "Senior, don't you play with me, when will I become a monk?"

"Oh, have n’t you heard of it? Did you stand up as a buddha when you came out of jail?"

"No" Song Zhong said silly: "What does this mean?"

"Oh!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity smiled slightly, and then explained: "This is very simple. You must know that the prison is not a place where hi punishes people, but a test of the practice of Buddhist disciples, although it says that in it Suffering from the sufferings of the **** of eight colds and eight sufferings, but at the same time it will also refine the soul and flesh, make it reborn and rebirth. The more suffering, the more benefits. 1So, congratulations, you are now a Buddha! "

After listening to these words, Song Zhong suddenly became stupid, and stayed there for a long time before crying and laughing: "But, I do n’t want to be a monk?" "Hey, this can't help you!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity smiled treacherously And then said: "Okay, this place is not a place to speak, you come with me!"

After finishing, he took Song Zhong to his temple.

Without time, Song Zhong followed Furious Eyes Guardian Deity back to the temple.

After returning, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity first let people show Song Zhong. Song Zhong, who became a Buddha, was already qualified to sit in front of Furious Eyes Guardian Deity.

Then Furious Eyes Guardian Deity smiled and said: "How? I said you have a destiny with my Buddha? Now you really have gone through the prison and become a Buddhist monastery, which is really great joy!"

The Buddhist disciples around "Happy and Congratulatory" also smiled and gave courtesy to Song Zhong.

Song Zhong can ignore this, and quickly waved his hand, to, "Don't, this monk is not my willingness to be deserved, clearly you were forced to Liangshan?"

"Haha, this proves that you have a destiny with my Buddha. Otherwise, there are people who want to go to jail. Why don't I force others to force you?" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said with a grin.

In the face of Furious Eyes Guardian Deity ’s almost shameless speech, Song Zhong was speechless, and he simply said: "I do n’t care anyway, I am an improper monk!"

"Oh, it ’s up to you!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said with a grin: "You are the one who entered the Buddha's gate and went deep into the world. If you still come, you can be safe!"

"What if I am uneasy?" Song Zhong tentatively cried.

"Then I have a lot of rules and regulations in Buddhism, and they will help you to change the evil to the right!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said unhurriedly.

Although Furious Eyes Guardian Deity speaks politely, the tone of Reed's threat is obviously not obvious anymore. Clearly, if your kid dared not to accept it, he will fight until you are convinced!

And Furious Eyes Guardian Deity is such a powerful, but quite unreasonable person, Song Zhong also suddenly has nothing to do.

When Song Zhong was at a loss, someone below suddenly came up and reported that Asura Xue had already awakened and was waiting outside for summoning.

When Furious Eyes Guardian Deity heard it, I suddenly felt energetic, and immediately told her to invite her in. "

Then the disciple immediately ordered his life out. In short time, he brought Asura Xue. After Asura Xue came here, he saw the new image of Song Zhong at first glance, covered with golden Buddha light, and the colorful aura of Buddhism behind his head.

This surprised Asura Xue immediately, and hurried to Song Zhong in a hurry, said in surprise: "Fujun, how are you doing well, being a monk?"

"Do you think I want to?" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "I didn't save my life for the sake of saving you?"

When I heard Song Zhong ’s words, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity and other Buddhist disciples suddenly could n’t help crying and laughing, and Furious Eyes Guardian Deity directly laughed and scolded: “Well, you guys who do n’t know what to do, convert to my Buddha, is to live for justice?”

"Anyway, I look almost the same!" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "Isn't it all the same for wife and wife?"

"Who said you want your wife to be separated?" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity smiled bitterly. "My Buddhism is not forbidden to marry a wife and have children!"

"Really?" Song Zhong said suddenly after listening, "But, don't you have any rules and regulations? What is Eight Prohibitory Commands?"

"That's all for disciples who practice, you have become a Buddha, naturally there are not so many rules!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity explained helplessly. "Ah, I understand." Song Zhong hurriedly said: "That is, the Buddha can eat, drink and bet freely, but the disciples must obey the rules and regulations, right?"

"To you?" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity yelled angrily, "Have you ever seen us eat and drink?"

"No, no!" Song Zhong quickly cleared the relationship, and then said: "But what did you just say?"

"I mean, after becoming a Buddha, the rules are not so strict. You can get married and have children, but you still can't do things that hurt the world!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said depressedly: "In addition, the disciples don't have to obey the rules and regulations for clearing the rules This depends on the doors they practice. The so-called Buddha is boundless, and there are many kinds of doors that can become Buddha, among which the rules are not the same, and it cannot be generalized! Do you understand? "

"Disciple understands!" Song Zhong knew that he could not afford to offend him now, and quickly and respectfully agreed to come down, and then tentatively said: "That senior, my monk, since there are not so many rules, can you act at will? Alright? "

"Well, even if you return to Immortal World, there is nothing." Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said with wide eyes.

Furious Eyes Guardian Deity deserves to be Furious Eyes Guardian Deity. This eye gave birth to infinite majesty, scared Song Zhong into a trembling, and quickly agreed: "The disciple knows!"

"En!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity nodded gently, and said, "Just understand, in addition, there is one more thing that needs to be done now. Since you have become a Buddha, you still need the number and the title of the fruit."

"En!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity immediately lowered his head and thought about it, and then looked up, "Since you are a Chaos Titan Clan, you can't do anything at all! As for the vulgar name Song Zhong, don't use it anymore, it's really terrible! "

After listening to Song Zhong, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Bun Wu? What is this number? I feel not as good as Song Zhong?"

"I just listen to it, why? Do you have an opinion?" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said with a bad look.

"No, no!" Song Zhong answered quickly and honestly. He didn't dare to provoke the emperor-level master, plus his predecessors, if he cleaned himself up, there would be no place for crying.

Furious Eyes Guardian Deity gave Song Zhong a blank glance and ignored him, but continued: "Since you have a family and a business, we are not easy to break up with you, so it is good to arrange a Pleasure Buddha for you!"

"Pleasure Buddha?" Song Zhong heard the words, and his face instantly turned red like a cooked hairy crab. On one side, Asura Xue also rolled her eyes. If she did n’t know that Furious Eyes Guardian Deity is not easy to provoke, she would definitely jump up and scold her. How can there be someone with a priest like Pleasure Buddha for someone else ’s husband? Isn't this helping Song Zhong get rid of flowers and grass outside?

Unfortunately, people of Asura Xue speak lightly, even though they are angry, they can only bear it.

However, Song Zhong was not reconciled, because he knew a little bit. This Pleasure Buddha is not a good fruit. It is basically a priesthood for men and women to perform intercourse. In other words, he is in charge of men and women. .

If this spreads on Immortal World, where can he put this Mount Tai Great Emperor? Thinking of this, Song Zhong hurriedly resigned: "Senior, this Pleasure Buddha has too much fruit, I can't afford it, would you like to change another one?"

"No other fruit is allowed to marry a wife and have children, or to perform sex, if you are willing to abide by those clear rules and regulations, I will change it for you!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said with a smirk: "But the problem is , You are guarding such a beautiful wife, really willing to be a serious monk? "

"This ~~~" Song Zhong heard this remark, and suddenly could not speak.

"Haha" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity and others saw it and suddenly laughed.

"Okay, since you have no other objections, then this matter is settled!" Furious Eyes Guardian Deity then laughed. "Come here, hurry up and prepare for the Buddhist celebration. We will hold a ceremony for the new Pleasure Buddha!"

"Follow the orders!" Many Buddhist disciples immediately agreed, and then began to get busy.

So far, Song Zhong has nothing to do, and can only be left to others. Under the guidance of several powerful Buddhist monks, Song Zhong was brought to the back to teach the etiquette, while also dressing him up to make him look like a great monk.