Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 95: : Ascension again
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"See Lord Madonna!"
In the face of this pretty young girl who suddenly appeared, the old obscenity stick and Wu Feihua knelt down without hesitation.
"Huh, you two are really okay, even dare to break the yin and yang life and death formation of the Seven Star Gates, which is also a leader-level formation. If you can break it, I invite you to be the leader, OK?"
The old **** stick and Wu Feihua sue at the same time: "The subordinates are not thoughtful enough, they are not capable of doing their best, and almost cause a big disaster, please be punished by the Lady Saint!"
"Well, forget it, anyway, nothing happened in the end, you two just remember the lesson. It is good to do good deeds, but it is not good to do good deeds without self-confidence."
The two quickly nodded and said yes, and then the old **** stick asked: "Madonna, why are you here?"
The girl said: "Of course it was instructed by someone ... Someone said that something might be wrong here, so let me come and see the situation, but I do n’t want to be the two of you fools!"
Wu Feihua explained: "My brother and I also fortune-telling a gossip, and found that there are amazing changes here, so only ..."
"Well, did n’t you give yourself a divination when you divination? You do n’t think there ’s really a change, just because the two of you can cope with it !? The rest of the formation is broken. "
After talking, the girl looked hurriedly and lifted her legs away, but she was so fast, she stepped, and the person appeared tens of meters away. Once again, she could not see any trace at all.
Only after a while, a burst of ghost crying burst from the corner of the village, accompanied by a broken black light curtain, which looked creepy.
At this time, the villagers who have just recovered from the horror of life and death, have the courage to ask: "The two fairies, the fairies ..."
The old **** smiled bitterly: "It is the saint in our teaching, the status is esteemed, the immortal law is heaven and earth ... If today is not the saint lord, all of us will die without burial."
With these words, the villagers suddenly looked in awe at the distance.
"Then, the Lady Madame is here, we ... ours." Village head Wang Qinian was helpless and his heart thumped.
The old **** said: "The elderly do n’t need to be afraid. The old lady always does n’t value unnecessary rituals. Although her temper is sometimes anxious, she is a very enthusiastic and kind person. You do n’t need to care about her particularly. Very busy, after dealing with the yin and yang life and death array here, which is half a day, probably will leave. "
"Ah, so soon?" Wang Qinian and others were taken aback, "Why am I so sorry!"
In this respect, on the one hand, it is indeed a reluctance to save the benefactor, on the other hand, it is rare that there is a true fairy passing by. If you just let it go, it seems that ...
The old **** sighed: "The status of the sage lady is respected, but there are many affairs, and it is impossible to stay for a long time in any case."
"Then at least let us thank Lord Madame for her life-saving grace."
Old **** sticks still have to persuade Wu Feihua to have a black face: "Eating a souvenir in your Wangjia Village may mean that there is a Zhangjia Village and Lijia Village in other places that have been injured by Qixingmen At that time, you can lose hundreds of lives for a meal!?
The hat is so big that no one dares to speak, but at this moment, he heard a hearty laugh.
"Haha, where can I go so fast? Other people are responsible for other things. Our saint is not a fire brigade. I sent her to prepare for a long-term struggle."
In the room, the protagonist of this big show finally appeared.
It was a young man of ordinary looks, of medium build, with no particularities. He seemed to be about seventeen or eighteen years old, but the vicissitudes of his eyes were like an old man, forming a great deal with the relaxed smile at this time. The contrast makes it impossible to tell his exact age.
Who is he? For a time, this became a doubt in the minds of most villagers.
Actually, this young man was naturally made up by Wang Lu in disguise, and this disguise did not take much thought.
It's nothing more than changing the bone shape a little bit, and then using makeup techniques to change the details, at least it is much simpler than the incarnation of Wang Lu. And this image does not appear frequently, no need to elaborate.
Today's appearance is nothing more than to set off another * in this big show. Through progressive methods, it will burst the refreshment to the limit. The brainless villagers of the six gods have no masters and are helpless.
This is convenient for the next brainwashing.
Wang Lu ’s debut was undoubtedly successful. In a word, a smiley face successfully attracted everyone ’s attention and left the villagers in a daze.
But among the more than 100 people, there are always those who are more sharp-minded and capture the main points in Fang Cai ’s sentence!
I sent her ...
After realizing the meaning of this sentence, those wise people suddenly felt black in front of them, and the world view that had been hit hard again was shaken again! A sign of headshots has been presented!
Of course, there are also some minds that can't be shaken stubbornly.
"What are you, dare to talk to the gods like this!?"
The brash man shouted out subconsciously, but just after roaring, he saw two pairs of cold and glaring eyes staring at him—the two real gods, the old **** and Wu Feihua, stared at him desperately, Suddenly let him go to the ground, a warm liquid ran out of his legs.
Every mortal person is stimulated by monks who practice high quality and build low quality, and it is natural to scare urine.
After the immortal methods were used, the two then wrote the script, kneeling down on the knee of the approaching boy respectfully.
"See the leader!"
Boom!
The kneeling of the old **** stick and Wu Feihua can really scare the villagers, see the leader! This is actually the leader coming!
No matter how ignorant the villagers are, they also know what the word leader means ... For the villagers, it is probably more terrifying than the emperor, and it is simply unimaginable.
Since it was impossible to imagine, he could only froze on the spot. Wang Lu sneered in his heart. Sure enough, it was a group of dumb people who deserved to pay IQ tax. Previously, even the crappy scams of Qixingmen could deceive them into fascination. Now they encounter professional means and are naturally more resistant.
He despised it, but Wang Lu still played realistically with the actor's self-cultivation.
"See what, where are there so many rules?" Wang Lu smiled and waved his hand, and the two of them naturally made a "posture lifted by invisible forces" and stood aside with a respectful face.
The realistic performances of old **** sticks and Wu Feihua once again shocked the villagers and deepened their awe of Wang Lu, the leader.
But things are not finished yet, because the appearance of a saint before, the position of the old **** stick and Wu Feihua among the villagers has dropped a lot, so soon after, a certain yin and yang life and death array was handled in the village. The remnant virgin lady appeared at the right time.
"Hey, Master, why are you here too? Did n’t you say something important?"
"Is n’t this a problem for you? It ’s also a leader-level formation. I ’ll at least come and give you incense if you are killed."
"Rely! What is your attitude!?"
"Thoughtful and meticulous boss's attitude towards his subordinates ... Speaking of which you have seen me recently, neither knelt nor greeted me. I was shocked. Honestly, do you want to usurp?"
"Tamper with your sister!" said the girl, reluctantly giving Wang Lu a reverence, but she quickly added a grimace.
Such a life-rich conversation is naturally made for people to see, although in theory, a majestic and solemn leader, a class division that is unshakable and unshakable, is more suitable for controlling a group of fools, but in the end, With these amateur actors on hand, I am afraid that it is going to be self-defeating, at least let the lady boss respectfully bow down to herself, then wait for the painting to be hung. Secondly, Wang Lu did not intend to follow the path of conventional denominations. If he really wanted to go, it would be better to use the identity of an old **** to set up the shell of Qixingmen, but he really looked down on the set of Qixingmen. Determined to run the denomination, there is no new thing to introduce the title I am really sorry for professional adventurers. So this time, a big show is to smash the set of tricks from the Seven Star Gate.
Then, let these stupid villagers know the power of the IQ Tax Bureau.
Sure enough, seeing that this fairy leader does n’t have an unattainable height, some people ’s hearts revived.
"Several gods ..." Wang Qinian once again played the role that the village head should have, summoning the courage to speak for the villagers at a crucial moment.
While waiting for him to speak, Wang Lu has interrupted: "Wangjia Village is a treasure land of feng shui. I am traveling in the lower realm, so I am most suitable for setting up the altar here. Unfortunately, I have run out of the lower realm today and I have to return to the fairy realm. I will come back when I need to practice the altar in other days. "
As soon as he finished speaking, his figure disappeared and disappeared, leaving the old village chief with thousands of words choking in his throat.
Then only listen to Wu Feihua sigh: "Is the leader flying into the fairy world again?"
The old **** nodded his head gently, with a look of respect: "It is worthy of being a person in the fairy world, coming and going without a trace, the dragon sees the first and the last!"
Santa Virgin heard nothing to say on the sidelines, the two also acted too engaged! ? Did the dragon still see the end? Obviously, you hid Wang Lu with stealth! He is still watching the drama next to me!
However, only by acting realistically can one gain credibility from others.
Sure enough, Wang Qinian was horrified when he heard the four words of Soaring Fairy Realm: "Master Master, is he really a fairy!?"
Although as early as the Qixingmen era, the people in Wangjia Village were kindly called by the gods, but they actually knew that they were only monks and did not really become immortals. It's just that even the monk, who is 17 or 8 grades higher than the mortal, is hardworking.
But looking at this posture ... there are really fairies! ? But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem too incredible.
The skills of the two immortals, Lao Yingu and Wu Feihua, were already amazing. Later, the virgin was stronger, and finally the prince came, and even the virgin would bow down, this layer of progress Relationship, as long as Wang Qinian turns in his mind, it is not difficult to draw conclusions.
If it is not a real fairy, how can you convince these major overhauls?
The old **** also smiled and said: "Master Lord is of course a real fairy! Unfortunately, the leader is in the fairy world, it takes a long time to walk in the lower realm, and every time the lower realm has to consolidate the body, it is not easy, you can see him. , I do n’t know how many blessings from the world. "
The villagers kept busy and bowed down.
At this time, Wang Qinian, the old village head, still exerted his unique wisdom: "Just before I heard from the master, Wang Jiacun is a treasure of Feng Shui, I do n’t know ..."
The old obscene stick explained: "Heaven and earth are full of aura, which is an excellent place to practice. Qixingmen is also fancy with this aura, and then set up a yin and yang life and death array to turn the aura into death, and then use the gas in the village Exciting ... Such a place is rare in the entire mainland of Kyushu. Unfortunately, the Demon Church of Qixingmen found the treasure land, but only wanted to destroy it to sacrifice the magic treasure, how short-sighted! "
Wang Qinian does n’t know much about heaven, earth, aura, and magic treasure, but he knows that a great opportunity is right in front of him!
Thinking of what the leader Cai Cai said, set up altars and revitalize altars ... The heart of the old man could not stop thumping!
I think that during the Seven Star Gates, the villagers had a hard time preaching to the ambassadors and monks, and even built a special courtyard, so that they could only stop here for a short time, occasionally *-of course, everything seems to be very good now. Reasonable and reasonable, people originally intended to blow up the mountains. How could they stay here for a long time? But if this intellectual education set up an altar here, it would be simply ...
"Sir Immortal, may I ask what the Lord Master just said about the establishment of the altar, what is going on ..."
"The so-called setting up of the altar is to condense the dissipated heaven and earth aura and convert it into a spiritual pill and other stones, which is convenient for the monks to practice. However, the master is just saying it casually. Setting up the altar is likely to change one The direction of earth spirits affects Feng Shui, at least with the consent of the local people. "
Wang Qinian certainly agrees and nods: "The gods are our life-saving benefactors, but if necessary, please do whatever you want!"
"Since that ... Madame Saint, what do you think?"
What else can the Holy Lady see, after finishing her part, she will be bored: "If you are willing to fix it, fix it."
The old **** suddenly stunned: "Ma'am, why don't you play cards according to common sense!" ? The lines in the script are not written like this, you should be more enthusiastic and more excited! ?
However, the old prostitute deserves to be a former professional scam gang senior, and the response on the spot is very fast: "With the consent of the sage lady, I will definitely do more with less ... Feihua and I will first prepare the materials and set up here in two days Altar! "