Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 369: : Do you think I am as stupid as Liuli?
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Sometimes, the maverick under the eyes will often become smooth because of the inaction of the audience. For example, at this moment, when Wang Lu strode behind Tianlun Zhenjun and was about to enter the Tomb of the Immortals, a group of Yuanyinghua gods around him stared and stunned, but no one stopped, because everyone thought that What a special program must contain deep meaning, but I do n’t know much about it ...
Even the Hetu Taoists just stared at Wang Lu seriously without saying a word.
However, before Wang Lu crossed the door in consternation, he had a powerful palm on his shoulder and pressed him firmly to the same place.
"Scary boy, do you die?"
Wang Lu looked at the master who stopped him in surprise. If she did n’t cut it across, she would be able to fool it in. As for how much risk there will be in Qunxian Tomb, in fact, there will not be much risk. With regard to Qunxian Tomb, Wang Lu, as the holder of the map, has known more than anyone on the scene after several years of analysis. Although there are dangers there, it is not a tiger cave in Longtan. At least the first few levels are not dangerous to life.
However, before he insisted on his defense, Master's words made him look dull.
"Take the gadget in your unfathomable fairy heart for adventure? Are you really dead?"
During speech, Wang Lu was not allowed to refute. Master lifted him up, and a mana with the same origin as incompetent power poured into the body, making him unable to move, and then flew away, leaving little room for doubt. nothing.
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For the first time, Wang Lu discovered that Master ’s sword could be so fast. A Jindan monk in her area, stepping on a green bamboo sword and walking across the clouds and clouds, was a thousand miles away. Tens of thousands of miles from Tiannanzhou to Cangxi Prefecture, only used the tea time. Wang Lu only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and the familiar green water and green mountains in front of him had returned to Lingjian Mountain together with Master.
After returning to Wuxiangfeng, Master could n’t even say a word more, with a somber face, and directly brought Wang Lu into the bamboo room where they lived together for more than ten years. Then he pushed him down on the bed and stretched out his hand to undress him.
Wang Lu was shocked and inexplicable: "Hey, is this some kind of peculiar welfare treatment on Wuxiang Peak? I ’m not unacceptable, but did I ask me to take a bath first and then eat two pounds of oysters? ? It's better for you and me. "
Master sneered with disdain and counted a few times, then stretched out his hand to untie his red and white robe. His movements were smooth and smooth, and it was difficult to explain with his hands.
While Wang Wu kept moving and continued to stretch his hand towards the belt, Wang Lu felt more and more trouble. In the past ten years or so, the jokes of the master and the apprentice did not make less of this, but in fact, apart from the jokes, the two have a very delicate grasp of the division, and they never surpassed it. And in this scene, how to see how it is the scene of rape, let alone what is over, it is definitely an illegal and criminal act!
But seeing Master's solemn face, there is no immorality at all, Wang Lu can only guess that Master has been teaching me for so many years, just to one day be able to replenish the yin and fill in the deficiencies in her cultivation and morals? Now I have a virtual pill, and there is a Xiyi quasi-legend in my body. It is a legendary big supplement. Her old man just sits and **** the soil, and then bids farewell to the realm of Jindan, and becomes a glorious Yuanying real person. To make up for the gap with other elders of Tianjiantang, monthly devotion can also go up to a new level ... With this kind of reliable reason, Wang Lu could not imagine that Master had any reason not to be lucky!
However, the next moment, Wang Lu knew that he thought it was wrong, because after Master removed his pants, he did n’t know where to get a box of ointment and reached out and applied it on his body. The ointment was cool to the touch, and the coolness gradually deepened along the skin, and penetrated into the heart of the jade palace from the blood veins, so that the red golden phaseless heart covered a layer of faint green light.
"Bing Xinzhi?"
Master snorted: "Is it still the Yinzhu God oil? You are a fool who knows nothing about life and death. I really think that with your thirty-five-fold cultivation of your immortal immortal heart, you will be able to suppress a Devil-level for a long time. Devil's head? "
"Devil-level devil!?"
Master said: "I do n’t know how it is divided in Xiyi mainland, but in my opinion it is a powerful demon, invisible and invisible, and it grows and grows in people ’s disgusting thoughts. What method was used to hit him hard, and then suppressed with a phaseless immortal heart, the idea is good, but the practice is to find death. This kind of devil's suppression can be temporary. If you get along for a long time, do you think you die fast enough? "
Wang Lu ’s face converged, and the Yuanshen was swept through the body once: "Shadowless and invisible ... ca n’t you even notice the abnormality without the power?"
"Then it depends on whose incompetence, you? Ha ha." After sneering, Wang Wu explained: "It is too weak, so it can only parasitize in your body for a short time. The solid foundation of the phaseless immortal heart has made its parasitic progress very slow, but at the same time it has not behaved in the same way. Last time I saw you in Xiyi, I was not aware of the oversight for a while, but when you come back ... The dead zhaoxing above the head can blind my eyes! "
"... Is it so powerful?"
"Otherwise, why do you think that I have been standing behind you while you are reading the report? I have a headache when I listen to a boring thing, and I have to fight against the mindless stuff of the third ... Is n’t working hard for Shiliang to help you suppress the devil? "
Wang Lu was shocked: "Is n’t I reading the sponsorship words for supervision?"
"Nonsense, with your temperament, you must come back and find me to share after reading, do you need supervision?" Wang Wu said very empathically, while reaching out and pressing on Wang Lu's chest, pure Peiran's phaseless mana poured into Wang Lu's body, as if an elite legion, surrounded by the phaseless immortal heart shrouded in glory in the jade palace, was unable to leak.
"Okay, let me do the next thing, so you can sleep well."
As soon as the words fell, Wang Lu felt that his mind was sinking, and drowsiness came unstoppably.
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When I woke up, the bamboo room was dimly lit, and the **** sunset slanted down the window, bringing a hint of warmth. There is a faint aroma of wine in the room, which is more warm. Judging from the light, Wang Lu guessed that he should have been asleep for half a day. When I was taken back to Lingjian Mountain by Master in Tiannanzhou, it was noon after noon, and this time was only in the evening.
The next moment, Master ’s lazy voice passed into the ear from the hall outside the bedroom.
"I finally woke up, Master Lu? Hey, I can really sleep for three years and six months."
Wang Lu suddenly got up: "Three years and six months!?"
Master smiled innocently in the hall: "Yeah, didn't you think? Waking up is a vicissitudes of life, and things have changed. By the way, the first two days happened to be the wedding of your sister Liuli, you patronized It ’s a shame I did n’t go to bed, right? ”
"Wait, Xiao Liuli's wedding!?"
"Yeah, the object is the chopping night of the Ten Thousand Fa Immortal Gate. Now that the real night is a real person, it is also considered to be a talented woman. Cang Ziye secretly loves Xiao Liuli, should you know this? During the past few years, you have been sleeping The key to launching the offensive midnight was that people sent a lot of gifts to go up the mountain. They were sincere, and people could n’t refuse it. ”
Wang Lu frowned: "Then what?"
"Then you slept for too long, the chief disciple was taken away by Zhu Shiyao, although I also helped you to fight for it, but people have successfully advanced to Jindan, and they have repeatedly performed shocking and vulgar performances in the Tomb of the Immortals. Even pressing Qionghua, your sleeping beauty is really not competitive. Although you have been unprecedented in the past few years and have repeatedly created miracles, Jin Dan ’s previous achievements are actually false. "
"Uh, is there anything else?"
"Then there is another dissolution of your intellectual education. Several deputy bishops fight for power and profit, but you are not there, and no one suppresses them, so they will soon separate themselves and split up. Once the intellectual education has no backbone, the next step is The crowd is stunned, and then it is annexed by other forces. "
"Hum, three years and six months later, I have become so miserable?" Wang Lu's tone was unbelievable.
Wang Wu is indifferent: "It's normal. Since you debuted, you've been exposed to constant adventures and sing forward. But after all, you have a shallow foundation. Once you stop, it's like sailing against the water. Everything in the past is easy to vanish. But this is also a good thing for you. You should also calm down and practice seriously for some time. As a monk, your first priority is to practice and not to cause trouble everywhere. During this time, you can break through Jin Dan in a down-to-earth manner. "
Wang Lu remained silent for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "Although many regrettable things have happened in the past, but one thing is always good, is that you owe me a share fee, which can be profitable. It ’s been three years and six months. "
As soon as the voice fell, Master jumped up: "I rely on, where is the share, where is the profit!"
Wang Lu smiled lightly: "Why, do you want to pay the bill? It ’s okay, just ask Master to pay off your debts. In your appearance, is it worth two hundred liters at a time?"
Wang Wu stared at the apprentice ’s eyes seriously, and when he saw that there was only joking, he knew that his tricks were in vain. He could only shrug his shoulders boringly: “It ’s really boring not to cheat you, it ’s boring. By the way, , You have n’t slept that long ... how did you find the problem? "
"Nonsense, how could Xiaolili marry someone else, of course no one would believe you such nonsense!"
"..." Wang Wu dumbfounded, always feeling that the apprentice's ingenuity and wisdom seemed to have some directional errors, but he didn't know how to correct it.
"Anyway, look at this." Wang Wu said, tilting a gray ball on the table in the hall with his fingers.
Wang Lu got up and put on his clothes and took a look in the hall. He couldn't help it: "Is this your ovulation period?"
Wang Wu smiled coldly: "No, this is your egg."
"..." Wang Lu smiled stagnately, only to feel as though somewhere cold.