Illusion Chapter 288: Apprentice
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Chapter 288 The Admitting
With the waving of the Yi Feng Slim Tiger Sword, the beautiful brocade suit of Li You instantly shattered, and Yi Feng did not seem to be enough. I tried to dig a few dusts on the ground and touched them towards Li You. In less than half a minute, Li You created a beggar more than a beggar!
Li You looked at the beggar costumes on him. He felt like crying without tears. He waited fiercely for Yi Feng to say, "This is the costume you said?"
Yi Feng gave Li You a blank look, and if he didn't care about Li You, he grabbed a piece of cloth on his body and slammed hard. Suddenly a cloth bag was torn by Yi Feng. In the surprise of Li You, Yi Feng was tied to the waist of Li You, leaving two long cloth bags swaying around the left waist!
"Cough, there is no cloth bag, or hang nine, you are the elder of nine bags of beggars!" Yi Feng said with regret.
Li You looked at his Jinyi as if it had been bitten by a dog. He stared at the child-like eyes again, staring at Yi Feng with hate.
"This is your so-called shirt designed for me?" Li You almost gritted his teeth.
Yi Feng whited Li You and said with dissatisfaction: "What do you know? Did you see the two holes broken by your buttocks? What a vicissitudes of time. The perfect combination of belt and cloth. Mix and match. The dust on your clothes will increase your ruined ruin. If you add a bit of melancholic eye myth, you may be able to understand the mystery of it. You know, women have motherhood, so you are so decadent Will arouse the love and love in their hearts! "
After hearing Li You, his eyes flickered, and he looked up and down all over himself. The more he saw the truth of what Yi Feng said.
"Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't understand the deep meaning, so I misunderstood my brother!" Li You touched up and down, and after Yi Feng's explained, he was very satisfied. The more you look at this beggar outfit, the more the trend of the times.
Yi Feng looked like Li You and could n’t help laughing. Unexpectedly, the beggars of the previous life will also be popular in this world. If you design the perfect mashup trend of Xi Lige, you are not all dizzy!
"Brother. Remember. You have to pretend to be deep and melancholy. This is the easiest way to get a woman!" Yi Feng patted Li You on the shoulder, reminding him very seriously.
"Listen to the elder brother's words, I'd better watch ten limited editions!" Li You said with great sigh, "Brother, I will worship you as a teacher!"
"You do n’t need to go to a teacher, it ’s okay to communicate. I thought your brother would exchange a string of sugar cane gourds for a woman ’s first kiss when he was three years old, and let an 18-year-old woman bath with me when he was four. At the age of six, I had been involved in body art research. By the age of six, the differences between men and women had been explored by me. By the time I was thirteen, I had raised my gun and went into battle. Until now, I looked at one Woman, he knows his weight, measurements and so on. Has reached the realm of Ping Ding Jie Niu! "
With the Yi Feng's words, Li You ’s eyes are becoming more and more popular. Until the end, he rushed to the ground and worshipped at Yi Feng: "Brother, you accept me as a disciple!"
"Oh, brother, what are you doing? This practice gives the truth. Besides, I generally don't accept students!" Yi Feng said, holding Li You seriously.
"Brother, do you have any requirements? Just say. You must accept the younger brother as a disciple!" The worship in Li You's heart. As a virgin, he finally found a guru to change his fate. How could he let go.
"This, younger brother. I don't need to apprentice, I will teach you when I have time!" Yi Feng couldn't stop Li You, watching him straight down before him, ready to apprentice. I can't help but scold: I don't see it, this little fart boy is actually a evil spirit.
"No! Brother, I must worship you as a teacher!"
I ’m not stupid. If you do n’t worship you as a teacher, how can you teach me the essence? In order that no one will ever call me a little fart boy, I must break the virgin and be a real man!
"Little brother, this is still a long-term plan ..."
"Master, please, please accept me!" Li You is in a hurry.
"I really confiscated the thoughts of the disciples ..."
"Master, please accept me. If you accept me, I will introduce my sister to you. My sister is a big beauty!" Li You said firmly, holding Yi Feng's legs.
"Brother, at the level of your eldest brother, did the woman still use your introduction? I have always been actively pursued by women!" Yi Feng said shamelessly.
However, these words make the worship of Li You a new level. He hugged the Yi Feng's legs hard and said: "Master, you accept me, as long as you accept me, you can call me a cow and a horse!"
"I ..."
"Master, don't you want to accept me. I won't be able to kneel today!" Li You finished, squeezing out a few tears, and even a runny nose came out, holding Yi Feng's leg and ready to wipe it.
This looks scared Yi Feng to death. He quickly pulled his leg out, he didn't want this disgusting thing to contaminate himself!
"OK. OK! I accept you!" Yi Feng looked at Li You with some fear and dropped a long snot from his nostrils. Doesn't this little fart boy feel sick?
Li You agreed with Yi Feng, a faint smile flickered at the corner of his mouth: The trick of snot was really tried and tested, the sister could not stop it, the father and mother could not stop it. Unexpectedly, this extremely frivolous person can't stop it!
"Master!" Li You quickly stood up. The miserable appearance just disappeared instantly, looking at Yi Feng with a smiling face. The disgusting snot didn't even disappear there.
When Yi Feng saw Li You, he couldn't help but slammed his thigh and cursed: "Fuck! Fuck you!"
"Hey, the master won't turn the corner, right? You promised me!" Li You looked at Yi Feng's cunning smile.
"Joke, this Young Master is such a good character, how could it be backfired!" Yi Feng said dissatisfiedly, "However, you still have to abide by the rules!"
Li You froze for a moment, then asked: "What is the master's rule about the teacher?"
"There are only two rules! The first one is that the master is always right. You have to resolutely follow the command of the master!"
Li You froze, glanced at Yi Feng with contempt and said, "What about the second one?"
"Second Article: If the master is wrong, please refer to the first article!"
In a word, let Li You almost die without vomiting blood. What is the difference between this discipline and the contract of selling? !
"Cough, if you don't agree. You don't have to enter my school. But I tell you, I only accept one disciple per generation in Wolf Palace. If you miss it, you will have no chance!" Yi Feng said indifferently.
"Enter ..." Before Yi Feng's was finished, he was interrupted by Li You, and another thought came to Li You. As long as you learn to be a teacher, you will be able to work as an apprentice. Hey, how good are these two rules, must be applied to a few apprentices in the future!
Just when Yi Feng was going to continue talking to Li You, I suddenly heard a shout: "Xiao Gong and several great scholars are here!"
"Xiao Gong is here, the poem society is finally about to begin!"
"Haha, Liu Dacai is coming out too!"
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