Rebirth in a Perfect Era Chapter 111: Outrageous things
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"You are free, I did it."
Li Mu does n’t like to force girls to drink alcohol, but he does n’t have any objection to girls drinking properly, so he casually said that he dried the wine.
Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly, and drank up to drink the wine.
"Cool, be careful to hurt your stomach." Li Mu reminded in good faith.
The Zhao Ziqiu is interested in looks at Li Mu, and asks: "Why are you not careful yourself?"
Li Mu smiled lightly: "I am a man."
Zhao Ziqiu whispered, "What's wrong with the man? Isn't it the same for men and women to drink cold?"
Li Mu rolled his eyes when he saw Zhao Ziqiu. He felt that this long-legged beauty still had a little personality, so he whispered, "I ’m thinking for you, men do n’t have" good friends. "
Li Mu previous life has a girlfriend. She usually likes to eat all kinds of cold. Ice cream and ice cream are always on. When you go out to eat some drinks in winter, they must be iced. However, the price is also very large. But after a few days of pain, it still does not change.
It was also at that time that Li Mu only knew that it is basic common sense for a woman not to eat cold things or drink cold beverages during menstruation, and in order not to increase the degree of dysmenorrhea, even at other times, it is necessary to avoid cold.
When Zhao Ziqiu heard the words "good friend" in Li Mu, she immediately became a little embarrassed. There are many kinds of girls' names for official holidays, such as official holidays, aunts, good friends, etc., so she naturally knows Li Mu words The meaning in here, although knowing that the other party is well-intentioned, but a boy mentioned "good friends" to himself, still made her a little uncomfortable.
On the side, Li Ya did n’t hear the first half of the conversation between the two. He only heard the Li Mu saying that he had no good friends. When he drank a little, he immediately faced his face and grabbed the neck of Li Mu's and said aloud: "Li Mu, how can you say you don't have a good friend! My Li Ya is your good friend! There are four other brothers of our 606th Dorm, although, everyone just met, but after all, we have to live together for four years, so everyone is Your good friend! "
Li Mu felt that his face was covered with black lines, and Zhao Ziqiu was also smiling forward and backward. The goddess covered her mouth and smiled, which caused other people who were sleeping in the same room to be stunned.
Everyone is asking what Zhao Ziqiu is laughing at. Zhao Ziqiu's eyes flickered on Li Mu for a moment, and he said: "Li Mu secretly told me a joke ..."
606th Dorm looked at Li Mu, their eyes were full of envy, Li Mu looks at didn't talk much, and the skills of the younger sister were so powerful, they didn't see him how to speak, so they turned the goddess-level Zhao Ziqiu into a pretty face.
Several other girls urged to say: "Li Mu, what jokes did you tell Ziqiu, and tell us to listen to it!"
Li Mu glanced at Zhao Ziqiu. Although there was no blame in his eyes, Zhao Ziqiu still secretly vomited his tongue.
Li Mu was helpless, so he smiled slightly at the crowd. In his head, he immediately searched and captured countless paragraphs, selected one, and said to several people:
"A young man asked Buddhist Monk in the monastery: Master, I have goals, ideas, self-motivated, honest and talented, why ca n’t I find the target now?
After listening to Buddhist Monk, without a word, he took him to the courtyard, where a few plum trees were silently exuding fragrance.
After watching, the youth was very inspired and moved: "The plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold ... Master!" Do you want to tell me that you can get what you want as long as you work hard? The master shook his head: Meiqian (no money), what the **** are you talking about? "
As soon as the Li Mu's joke was exported, ten other eleven people looked at each other at the dinner table. Only Zhao Ziqiu laughed out loud: "Haha, in front of Mei ... How can there be such a bad Buddhist Monk!"
Some other people were very surprised. Han Xiaoxiao could n’t help but ask: "Ziqiu, I did n’t understand it or what? Is the last sentence related to the previous one?"
Zhao Ziqiu groaned for a while, and after calming down, he said to Han Xiaoxiao and others: "It is the plum in front of the plum blossom, and it is a homophony with no money."
After the words of Zhao Ziqiu came out, all the people suddenly realized that it would be a story inspired by philosophy of Buddhist Monk. didn't expect turned out to be so unreliable that Buddhist Monk turned to Lenovo | mental association in his head, and he nodded with a smile.
Li Mu shook his head and said, "It seems that this joke is still not suitable for dictation."
Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly: "I don't blame you, mainly because they didn't react, I think it's pretty good."
The gathering of boys and girls was until nine o'clock in the evening. Several boys of 606th Dorm were drinking and shouted and wanted to go to KTV to sing. However, the girls of the Yanjing female dormitory said that they had to get up early, and the military training of Yanjing started. The camp ceremony is set at seven tomorrow morning.
606th Dorm boys promoted their style and sent six girls all the way downstairs. Li Ya and Han Xiaoxiao hug and say goodbye, Li Ya only extremely nauseous tone said: "darling wife, I will miss you, I will send it to you at night SMS. "
Han Xiaoxiao giggled: "If it's okay, you can call the bedroom phone, small advantage."
The other ten people, looks at, were embarrassed and embarrassed. The Sun Jian, the boss of 606th Dorm, seemed to be more speculative tonight than a short-haired girl in the Han Xiaoxiao bedroom. number.
Hu Zhengdao talked to a girl, but the more embarrassing thing is that he does not have a mobile phone, and he is embarrassed to ask someone for a mobile phone number.
Only Li Mu and Liu Nian seldom speak. Liu Nian has been sitting there in a daze, and it can be seen that it is still not very used to this occasion, and it is a little shy in front of a few girls, while Li Mu has been standing beside him Text message, Chen Wan sent a message to ask him what he did today, Li Mu is reporting truthfully.
"Li Mu, what about girlfriend Chagang?" Zhao Ziqiu asked Li Mu to keep his head down and twirled his mobile phone, and asked curiously.
Li Mu raised his head and replied smoothly: "My sister, go to school in Shanghai."
Zhao Ziqiu nodded lightly and said a little heartily: "Swap a mobile phone number. If there are any good jokes you can send to me in the future, make me happy."
When Zhao Ziqiu speaks, looks at Li Mu's has big eyes and eye movements. Li Mu is surprised. Is Zhao Ziqiu really looking at himself? It seems unreasonable. Although I can be considered worthy of the audience, Zhao Ziqiu, a goddess with long legs and big breasts, there are so many handsome men I have seen. I guess I ca n’t even rank middle and upper class?
However, Li Mu although was surprised, but still exchanged cell phone numbers with Zhao Ziqiu very readily.
Wait for Li Ya and Han Xiaoxiao to be crooked enough. The six of 606th Dorm started to go back. On the way, Sun Jian was envious of looks at Li Mu and said, "Li Mu, that Zhao Ziqiu seems to be interesting to you!"
Xue Jianfeng took out the cigarette and handed each one to Sun Jian and Li Mu, saying: "I also think she is interested in Li Mu, and she has been chasing Li Mu tonight to chat."
Li Ya only smiled and said: "Li Mu, if I turn around and ask my wife to help you ask Zhao Ziqiu, if she is really interested in you, you should hurry up and pursue her. Girls like Zhao Ziqiu do n’t know after military training. How many men must surround her like flies! "
When freshman was enrolled, other senior senior(s)s had not yet started classes. During military training, everyone was wearing a green military uniform and a green military cap. Even beautiful women would have to get a few discounts. Once the military training was over, they would get rid of the shackles. first-year university student girls usually double up to make up for themselves. At that time, there will be a lot of beautifully dressed first-year university student freshman in the school, and senior(s) will also flock to the wild dogs who have been hungry for many years.
Under normal circumstances, first-year university student boys will suffer more because they have just entered school and have n’t had time to get acquainted with the new roommates, new schools, and new environment. At that time, the girls around them had been harvested by the senior(s) gangs above second-year for several rounds, so they could only hold their strength and wait for themselves to become senior(s) in the next year, then go to first-year university student freshman to grab the girl, so they formed a vicious cycle.
Li Ya only gives advice to Li Mu's, which is based on such college conventions. For goddess-level beauties like Zhao Ziqiu, you must first start to be strong. If you hesitate, you may be cut off by others.
Li Mu smiled and asked: "She just said a few more words to me at this dinner, does this mean she is interested in me?"
Li Ya only asks: "Is this still not representative?"
Li Mu shook his head helplessly: "Please, meet for the first time and say a few more words. Nothing can be considered. Can we not be so affectionate?"
Xue Jianfeng encouraged: "Oh, you give it a try. If you do n’t achieve it, you wo n’t lose it. If you really can, you can fall in love with such a superb beauty. university has no regrets in four years!"
Li Mu waved his hand unexpectedly: "But I don't want to fall in love yet, I will talk about it later."
"Fuck!" Li Ya only asked in surprise: "You do n’t want to fall in love on university, what do you want to do?"
Li Mu casually said: "I want to do too much, take your time."
"Fuck!"
didn't expect, Li Mu is a big truth from the heart, but the **** extended by the other five people in exchange. In their view, even if Zhao Ziqiu only has a slight affection for Li Mu, Li Mu should also grab it and work hard Pursuit is what it is, and such an inaction is simply a cruel thing.