The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 21: There is no normal one

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The Vivian cook is quite surprised by Hao Ren. After all, this girl is a real vampire. How do you live in vampire in movies and TV shows: red cape and black dress, 20,000-square-foot castle by the sea, slaves in a row Full of jewelry, every day from 6 in the morning to sleep beauty sleep at night until 8:30 in the evening, get up a bottle of 822 years of plasma, and then invite the house friends and friends to dance hip-hop until 12 o'clock in the evening (of course people called Prom), and finally stood on the balcony with a glass of red wine on the balcony to the moon until the early morning and then went to sleep-this is the life of the serious vampire, low-key luxury has meaning, but Vivian, the poor and crazy vampire, is not here: Not only does not need to rely on blood to maintain life, but also can eat Hao Ren crude noodles, and even use human gas stove to cook ...

It ’s surprising enough to think about it.

But after Vivian brought the food to the table, Hao Ren realized that he was surprised too early.

The craftsmanship of Vivian is actually good, but the dishes are quite puzzling: there are garlic eggplant, garlic beans, garlic vermicelli mixed with vermicelli, all flavors and aromas, the whole living room has a thick garlic fragrance, Hao Ren felt like he was swimming in the ocean of garlic, and the guy named vampire sat down at the table and threw a clove of garlic in his mouth ... This is how ordinary people can't stand it!

Hao Ren and Lily were dumbfounded, and then they looked at Vivian in unison, with the same voice: "Are you really vampire?!"

Vivian immediately rectified his expression seriously and sat in danger: "Please call me Blood Clan, this is a serious question ..."

"Don't you hypocritical this time!" Hao Ren said while summing up how many three views he needs to rebuild. "Don't you **** ... Blood Clan is not afraid of garlic? You just put garlic Eat it now! "

Vivian looked down at the dishes on the table, and then suddenly realized: "Oh, you said this-ordinary Blood Clan really does not like this very much, and the low-grade vampire will also get sick because of the smell of garlic, but I do n’t know how What's the matter ... I'm not afraid anyway. Even the most difficult life is even a problem with normal eating, and it also pays attention to what is delicious and not delicious. "

Hao Ren dumbfounded, and then touched his nose: "I always wanted to ask, you are sucking ... how can Blood Clan be so poor?"

"Where do I know? I have n’t had any good luck since I remembered anyway. I lost things when I did n’t have money. When I used shells, I lost shells when I used currency. I lost coins when I used metal currency. It ’s also difficult, and it ’s also difficult to do business. At that time, I was determined to be a bad guy to grab a **, but it turned out that she was pitiful. I also posted six pounds to others ... "Vivian spread his hands, his face is all fate after thousands of years of bad luck. Looked, but said that she suddenly remembered what she looked like she was proud of, and she began to fumble it, and after a moment she pulled out a pair of silvery arms: "Actually, I am still a little good, you see this , When I was the poorest, I didn't want to exchange it for money. This was found in a small village in Egypt hundreds of years ago. It is a sterling silver armband that can be used to ward off evil spirits ... "

Hao Ren: "..."

Vivian pulled a small chain from the collar again, and there was a cross hanging on the chain: "This was obtained near the Vatican. I lived in Europe for a while, my wallet was stolen, my work was lost, The place where I lived was still on fire. I had no money and no place to go. I had to go to the church to eat mixed meals. Because the hands and feet were diligent, the priest gave me such a cross. It is said that the pope personally blessed him and can ward off evil Oh ~~ "

"And this, this piece of wood was obtained when I went to Wutai Mountain a few years ago. It was sent by an old Taoist and can ward off evil Oh!"

"There is also this amulet, which I obtained from a group of Vikings hundreds of years ago. I helped them with a little help. This amulet is effective and can be used to wear off Oh!"

"In short, I summed up a rule that I will definitely lose money when I bring money, but since human beings have money, I will not lose things with me ... this must be the fault of the will of the universe!"

Hao Ren silently put down the bowl and pinched his thigh to confirm that he had not dreamed. Then he stared at Vivian: "Repeat again, are you really an vampire?!"

"How many times has it been said that it is not vampire, it should be called my blood ... Well, anyway, humans often confuse this," Vivian waved his hand quite generously, "Why are you entangled with Landlord?"

Hao Ren looked at the vampire in front of him with all kinds of magical instruments hanging in front of her. (She said that she was wearing a thin black dress before. Where did you hide so many things?) Heart disease is almost committed: "Are you still warding off evil spirits ?! You are an evil spirit yourself! Okay! How much vampire is enough for you to kill yourself!"

"I don't know what's going on," Vivian was righteous, "I'm not afraid of these things from birth anyway! And wearing these things might dispel my bad luck-even bad luck can be strong. Be brave. "

Lily eats the contents of the bowl as quickly as a puppy, and then he raises his head and mumbles: "As a vampire, a cross amulet hangs to make me bold and really shameful."

This foolish is not surprised at all! The angle of her attention is really personal ...

One of the dinners was finished in a strange atmosphere, Hao Ren re-recognized one of his abnormal guests: Vivian. This is not only a poor acid vampire, but also a vampire that is not afraid of garlic, silverware, cross, or even all kinds of evil magic weapons around the world. This magical creature even hangs at least six pounds of amulets on its body to try to reverse it. Own bad luck-you listen to this quantifier! jin! From this you can think of how many bits and pieces are on this guy's body ...

After the meal, everyone has their own things to do. This temporary "** combination" ushered in the first day of peace and real life (either before, or Hao Ren did not At home). A human Landlord (probably an Space - Time Administrative Bureau employee), an **** Werewolf, a dying vampire, and a black and white kitten named "Roll", Hao Ren feels like a resident It's a miracle to be together.

Now Lily is squatting in the living room to watch TV. That's right. It's squatting in the living room to watch TV. The posture is similar to that of a puppy, and there is "Roll" next to it. They are like sisters. It seems that the foolish Werewolf is finally getting used to this cat, although she is still a little bit trembling, and as long as the "Roll" is slightly moving, the Lily will quickly change the channel with respect, but at least did not rush to the back of the sofa and hide it.

Vivian went out for a walk very spiritually: as a nocturnal creature, the biological clock of Vivian began to be active after the sun sets. She decided to fly to the city to see and hope to find a job ... Hao Ren understands this a little bit Why is vampire so poor and can't find a job? She adjusted her biological clock a little bit and died. Ah? went out to find work in the middle of the night. Is this a brain pit?

Wait Vivian Turn into a giant bat into the night, Hao Ren He also carried the recliner to the open space outside. The sparsely populated area here brings an unusually quiet environment. There is a large open space in front of the small apartment building, which has not been occupied so far. Hao Ren "Territory" after dinner Hao Ren Decided to come here to blow a cool breeze as usual, and think about life under the quiet night, this environment is much healthier than the air conditioner in the house.

Of course, the more important reason is that he really does not want to get along with Lily alone for too long, afraid of losing his IQ ... That foolish Werewolf is watching dog food ads. Dare you believe it? Hao Ren feels that even if he hides in the bedroom across a wall, one third of his intelligence will be sucked away!

Summer nights in northern cities are far cooler than those in the south. Hao Ren unwinds on a recliner in the place where he usually cools down, listening to distant human voices and insects vaguely mixing together, gradually getting a little tired.

In half a dream, he seemed to feel an unusual breeze blowing across his cheeks.

The gust of wind is fresh and cool, and it does not have the sense of roughness caused by human activities in the modern city. The gust of wind makes Hao Ren, who is almost asleep, wake up at once, and he suddenly sits up-and then reclines He just picked it up and pinched him up.

But he has seen the strange situation around him.