The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 36: Unfamiliar with life, difficult problems everywhere

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Facts have proved that when a guy who is exceptionally abnormal in all respects tells you that everything is wrapped in her, then basically you ca n’t expect anything-Hao Ren comprehends this truth relatively late Some, so it was n’t until Vivian talked to the locals in the original English-German-Saxon accent, he was completely stunned on the spot, deeply doubting whether his preparations for this departure were too hasty A little bit.

A dizzy little Landlord, a foolish Werewolf who has already slept to death but is still struggling to walk upright, and a vampire that seems to be reliable, but not at all critical at the moment, this person came confidently After encountering an unprecedented crisis in a foreign country: they do n’t know the road, they do n’t speak the language, and because they did n’t make the relevant preparations when they set off, they did n’t even go online to find out where to go and ask for directions in the case of the language. Of course, there are also empirical reasons. Hao Ren is a little dizzy. He has n’t even remembered that he can call the airport staff for emergency. In theory, the staff here can at least tell you the nearest embassy How to get there, the guy who didn't know how to do it was stunned.

Vivian communicated with a passing old man in a strange tone for a long time. Hao Ren listened to the old English that the ghost knew that had been lost for several years. The old man who was pulled by Vivian was more stunned than him. It ’s very powerful. The poor old man was so old that he was asked by the mother tongue of his own country (the real one). "What" ......

"Don't work hard," Hao Ren pulled Vivian. "You used English about one hundred and one hundred AD. You know how wide the accent gap between the ancients and modern people a thousand years ago was. Why? Go home and look up the ancient Chinese pronunciation and you will understand. "

Vivian was frustrated: "How come the change is so big, I also said that only the surrounding environment is different, at least there should be no change in people ’s speech, at most what I say is equivalent to classical Chinese for them ... how? Even the pronunciation has changed? "

Hao Ren sighed a long time: "When you were born, humans basically spoke by varying lengths of snarling and hard thumping, and you were so confused that you never even thought about this?"

"Am I not so old?" Vivian stared, "You said it was the primitive era!"

At this time, the confused British old man who was made by Vivian looked at the two young men and women as if they were arguing, and quickly came to dissuade (the old man is still a gentleman, tossed by the old English language that is almost alien language. Do n’t worry), the old man dragged Hao Ren ’s arm and asked: “Chinese? Areyou Chinese?”

Hao Ren blinked. Fortunately, he hadn't thrown his English knowledge to his teacher completely, so he nodded hard.

The patient old gentleman smiled and raised his finger to an open space next to the terminal: there stood the uniformed airport staff: this time, even if the Hao Ren and Vivian are dull, they should be conscious.

Hao Ren and Vivian looked at each other embarrassingly, thanked the old gentleman repeatedly, and then dragged the Lily, who had been sleeping upright, to the staff of the terminal. The other party was a handsome guy with a uniform and a straight look. Fully, Vivian approached and asked: "% ￥ @@% ￥ # ￥ #% ￥ @?"

Hao Ren pushed the vampire that fell off the chain at this critical moment aside, and looked at the airport guy with a suspicious look: "Excuse me, look at this place ..." After half of it, he suddenly reacted and said I ’m afraid it wo n’t work, so I ’ll slow down my tone and switch to more standard Mandarin: “Hello, I do n’t speak English. I want to go to a place. Who should I find?”

The guy at the airport frowned and listened slowly. He tried hard to spell the phonetic symbols in his mind for a long time, then showed a professional smile, pointed to the parking lot not far away, and said in very crappy Chinese: "There, taxi drivers A few Chinese people, go ... go ... let him help you. "

Obviously, the airport guy could n’t hold back.

This is quite satisfying. Hao Ren is very happy to thank the airport guy. When he turned to the parking lot, he could n’t help but feel sighed with emotion: I never expected that I could claim to be with Arthur Pendragon Against the vampire who scolded the street and prevailed, it was not useful at all. The latter's "English" greatest merit is to faint a foreign friend. In the end, he turned out to be a way to inquire with others in Chinese ...

Life is better than fiction, because life is not reasonable at all!

"Wait until we arrive at the hotel and go to sleep again. You hold on for a while." Hao Ren turned his head and patted Lily's shoulder, only to respond to himself with a series of slight snoring. This crude Werewolf girl will not disturb her biological clock anywhere. It is early morning in London. It is also the time for Lily to take a nap at home. She is too sleepy to open her eyes. Snoring with closed eyes followed behind Hao Ren, but fortunately, the keen sense of being a wild animal has not been lost: Lily followed behind Hao Ren and Vivian, walked with closed eyes and slightly raised his nose while walking, relying on smelling to keep following, even Didn't lose ...

Hao Ren soon found the "Chinese taxi driver" that the airport guy said, but the skin color was able to match, but several local people who were all born and raised: Chinese Chinese, English level It ’s better than the airport guys. It looks like the address copied by Hao Ren in Chinese characters is similar to reading a book ...

After a long time, I finally found a Chinese who could barely pass the level. Hao Ren felt exhausted, and the inconveniences of going abroad in a foreign country came to my mind. Until then, he began to feel like "to cheat a lot." The freshness of the fund can go abroad for public tourism slowly dissipated, he realized that this is really a task, a task that makes people feel exhausted-Raven 12345 said that it is to train the new employees ’ability to handle things, which is really not at all. false!

It is estimated that Raven 12345 will be forgotten immediately after the Hao Ren gets a lot of money and public travel opportunities from the beginning, and then go out without planning.

Of course there is a possibility: Raven 12345 knew from the beginning that Hao Ren had two things that were not successful enough, but this was the opportunity to let him adapt in advance ...

Although there are many things that are not in place when going out, at least Hao Ren also knows that a hotel is booked online in advance, and because of the wealth, the hotel he booked is also quite high-end, at least on the official homepage The hotel service staff is fluent in several foreign languages ​​and can provide high-quality services to Chinese tourists-now the high-quality and low-quality Hao Ren can no longer be expected. He only hopes that the waiter can smoothly bring him to the room. After a quiet place, his first thing is Contact Raven 12345 to see if you can find some task help.

The Chinese driver who was barely able to speak the language ran for another hour, and the Hao Ren group of three finally entered the center of London and came to the door of the previously booked hotel to pay for the car (I do n’t know if there is any After being slaughtered, Hao Ren can't take care of that much now) After that, Vivian looked up at the sky where the sky was completely bright and sighed slightly: "For many years, when I came here, there were not so many houses here. "

"Why do n’t you say that when you first set foot in Europe, humans still lived in trees," Hao Ren helped Lily, who was sloppy, spit out the waste wood vampire angrily, "How can you live like this? It ’s not good to think about the difference in life expectancy between you and humans. Half of the difficulties we encountered today are because I have high expectations of you. ”

Vivian frowned, with a serious expression: "I have a good temper, but I also have the dignity of being a high-ranked Blood Clan. You are so ridiculous and ironic, it is to the nobility ..."

"Hand over the rent for next month."

"Of course, your mouth grows on you. As an aristocrat, I will not care too much about you."

Hao Ren: "..."

For the first time in his life, he saw a nobleman who could be forced to pay for this one month's rent!

"According to the plan, let's take a rest here for a day or two, we will be jet lag, and sort out the information by the way. I will then submit a report with Raven 12345, and then start the next day or the third day," Hao Ren sighed, " The address given by Raven 12345 is not correct. Based on our experience this morning, it may be very dangling to find out with locals. "

The three of them marched towards the hotel door, and on the sixth floor of the hotel they had n’t noticed, the curtain on a window was suddenly pulled open, and a sharp line of sight glanced down for a few seconds, and the curtain returned In place.