The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 226: Express Bat Delivery


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To be honest, Hao Ren also thinks that it has a very broad mind. Since the birth of vampire and postal services on the earth, it is estimated that no vampire can think of stuffing its bat into a courier package ...

He discussed the details with Vivian, and soon finalized the whole process: stuff the bats into the express package and send them to all parts of Asia and Europe with the super convenient postal service of human beings. The recipients are just as they like. Anyway, there is ASanbaA Isn't it easy to search for any place name on this planet? No matter how bad it is, the terminal can invade the courier system ... After the bat package is sent to the destination, there must be no one to sign for it. At that time, these summoning creatures will find a way to break the shell and find someone. Of course, Vivian will try to fill in the recipients with the names of her "old friends", but it is still difficult to say how many packages can be delivered directly to the other party. After all, decades have passed, even if the hermits did not move. It is likely to continue to use the previous contact information.

As long as the bats can take a little express ride.

These bat parcels must of course be disguised, and it is best to pack them, but fortunately they soon found a variety of suitable materials: Hao Ren found a lot of cartons and wide-mouth glass bottles in the corner of the basement warehouse , They come from the usual endless snack consumption of Lily: all kinds of canned food and chocolate. It's said that dogs can't eat chocolate, but the Lily is obviously good at being cold. The snack packaging she has accumulated here for a few months has taken the Hao Ren by surprise. By the way, Hao Ren is also curious why these things are piled up. In the small warehouse next to Vivian: "Why do you keep these things? Didn't you throw them when you dumped the garbage?"

Vivian nodded rightfully: "Keep the waste products, these add up to ten dollars, two pounds of eggs."

Hao Ren was stunned, and said that this young girl of vampire really got used to a poor life, and now this year, she can collect several months of tatters, and there are not many people waiting for selling waste products, but it is clear that Vivian even I ca n’t save any money like this: every penny she gets will be quickly lost if you do n’t spend it soon ...

Looking at this poor poor ghost beside me, Hao Ren couldn't help making a man's promise from the heart: "You can rest assured that I will take care of you."

Vivian was immediately moved: "Then I will make you a lifetime meal!"

Hao Ren: "..." This is too good to buy!

The two took the pile of bottles, jars, and cartons to the table of Vivian and began packing the little bats. The wide-mouthed canned bottle is very sufficient, and the bat will not be crowded inside. Hao Ren held a canned bottle and the little bat inside, his eyes wide open, and the latter ’s small black eyes stared at him, making him unable to find a topic: "If you say this kind of seal, you will not Will it smother it? "

"No, my bat was 'dead' from the beginning of physiology." Vivian waved his hand, "I'm not afraid to toss as a corpse specimen."

Hao Ren shook the canned bottle: "Ah ... I always feel it's pitiful to seal it inside. You see it keeps staring at me."

The little bat in the bottle suddenly turned his head awkwardly, and the voice of Vivian came from the side: "I am staring at you, I am curious about how it feels to see the world through the glass bottle ..."

Hao Ren only remembered that these bats are the avatars of Vivian. Putting it in a bottle is at most a strange perspective for Vivian, and there is nothing pitiful at all-these behaviors that only strangers will get used to are always easily overlooked by normal people.

A group of bats have consumed glass bottles for seven, seven, eight, and these canned bottles have become more useful than selling waste products. The strong appetite of Lily finally has a positive effect. However, when sealing, Hao Ren suddenly thought of a question: "Wait, do you say that these things can pass through security? Especially live animals, I am afraid that it is very troublesome to go cross-border express delivery."

Vivian has never used such "expensive" things before, so she never thought of this at all: "What should I do?"

Hao Ren frowned and thought about it, and suddenly clapped his hands: "Did you say that they are all‘ dead ’, disguised as specimens, we will send them as crafts ...”

The Vivian feels feasible as soon as it is heard. I went to the warehouse again to find a lot of cardboard and wire. After asking what the bat specimens should look like, they let the little bats stick to the cardboard. The summoning creatures can breathe and heartbeat, and can completely imitate dead objects. It looks like a specimen.

Hao Ren is very satisfied: "This is just right, when we send the package, we can directly write it as a craft."

Vivian looked at the little bats that were fixed on the piece of paper with four backs and eight forks, and suddenly blushed and turned their heads away: "This posture is so shameful ..."

Hao Ren: "..."

It ’s hard to understand the worldview of the outsider.

"But it wouldn't be a problem to say these things?" Hao Ren is still a little bit worried, "especially if you want to send it to a foreign country, if you can't find it, don't say it, Demon Hunter will monitor this. Channels? "

"Well, there is this risk, but I have applied the effect of breath elimination and energy transfer on each bottle. Unless a Demon Hunter hits the big luck and directly opens the package to see the contents, it will not Exposed. "

Hao Ren just let it go. Then I went back to the living room with Vivian holding two large boxes of bottles, jars and cans. Becky could not wait to go out and go shopping. I saw it almost teleported: "When will we ... What did you get? "

"Go to the courier company first and send these things out," Hao Ren put a box of things on the coffee table. Then pull the curious "Roll" aside, "Yes, Hilda, will you follow?"

Hilda was sitting in a daze on the sofa, and slowly shook his head when he heard the words: "No, I do n’t need anything."

"Going to the streets? Want to buy something?" Vivian noticed that a large group of people were in the living room, all dressed up to go out and lose their lives. Hao Ren nodded to her: "Well, by the way, you should follow along, and you should buy something for you."

Vivian did n’t know what Hao Ren had planned, and they did n’t want to see the other party, but just nodded slightly: "Thank you Oh first."

The vampire girl is not as good as when she first stayed here, and she will not succumb to the goodwill of Hao Ren, because she knows that even if she stubbornly has no money ...

In the end, except for Hilda who was still in a daze at home and Lil Pea who could not go out, Hao Ren and a large group of his abnormal tenants all went out noisily. The most powerful Y’zaks and Lily volunteered to hug the two big The box was at the front, and Hao Ren thoughtfully whispered to himself at the back: "I suddenly remembered that we must have at least one car-no matter how it is, it is also a party. I even started to learn the license of the spaceship. , Do we have to squeeze the bus when we go out? "

Space teleportation is easy to use, but the vertigo of each teleportation makes people dislike it, and teleportation around this densely populated big city is easy to cause trouble, so now Hao Ren and their gang as long as they ca n’t get out The far door is still used to ordinary transportation.

Nangong Wuyue thought for a while: "It ’s really convenient to have a car, but who will drive?"

Hao Ren volunteered to pat the chest bravely: "I'm about to drive the spaceship!"

"Which of the throttle and brake are on the right?"

Hao Ren: "..."

"So it's not a professional Mo Youde," Nangong Wuyue pouted, "I have learned to drive a long time ago, but ... At that time, cars with internal combustion engines have only just appeared for a few years. You can speculate about my driving. Level. "

Hao Ren converted it, and was shocked to find that Nangong Wuyue would drive an internal combustion engine car around 1900. She now dares to go on the road. That is no longer a problem for the road killer-the road executioners are surplus!

Looking around, he found that none of the people around him can really drive: Needless to say Y’zaks and Becky, Nangong Wuyue is a road executioner whose driving license has expired for 100 years, and the character of Husky, Lily, is also absolute When you can't be a driver, Vivian doesn't need to be considered at all: private cars are a dream-like thing in her eyes, and the money she usually takes on the bus is enough to choke ...

In the end, Hao Ren still poked the magical ASanbaA: "You said that the organization can solve the transportation problem of this short-distance task? It is best to bring autonomous driving ..."

"Can you not pretend to be like this? If you want to take advantage of it, you will say so," ASanbaA buzzed twice in the pocket of Hao Ren, "but this machine can try to help you apply for it, just as the Raven Chief This is a reason for your task of monitoring the earth ’s heterogeneity. "

Now Hao Ren can expect what his salary will be next month. (To be continued.)


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