The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 390: Gods are neuropathy

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Besides the big beard, the four of them are still immersed in the indescribable state of mental shock, but Hao Ren has been excited by the words of Raven 12345: year-end welfare! bonus! Oily water!

Hao Ren feels like he has been on a thief ship since he signed the contract. The net experience is a bunch of bad things that make people die or cry, but only one thing he is quite satisfied with is that the work welfare of the new unit is actually Not bad—although that unreliable raven often messed up what was supposed to be sent to him for one reason or another, but you ’ve seen a company on earth that can give you less than six months to work Do you have a car or a boat? The ship is still equipped!

Hao Ren immediately looked forward to this year-end award.

Raven 12345 did n’t let him wait too long. He happily cut a space crack beside him and moved things out in the same way: "According to our company contract, the year-end benefits are here ..."

The expression on Hao Ren's face quickly changed from expectation to dullness, and the look of the raven was full of "you your mother teasing me".

"Fifty catties of rice, fifty catties of noodles, ten catties of oil ... Yeah, is there a problem?" Raven 12345 found that Hao Ren didn't move, and raised his head and asked curiously. The expression on the latter's face seemed to be crying and smiling, and I didn't know what to say at this time: "... this ... is our year-end welfare Ah?"

"Yeah," Raven 12345 nodded rightfully, "Did you not know when you signed the contract, the year-end welfare of God Realm is rice noodles and oil, of course, this is limited to the case of the standard carbon-based ecosystem, some Sulfuric acid gasoline and silicon crystal plates are distributed locally ... "

Hao Ren looked down at the pile of things, and felt that it was more appropriate for these things to appear in the street office than in heaven. But it seemed that the contract was actually written like this, he could only sigh, he said that God really is a group of neuroses, usually a small prize is issued to the car spaceship, and the year-end award is given to two bags of rice noodles ...

But soon he knew that he still underestimated the ability of this group of neuropathy to spread. Raven 12345 is still taking out things: "... then these are two boxes of peach pastry, half a bag of camellia, and a box of golden apples. ... "

Hao Ren saw a small box filled with more than a dozen golden fruits, lingering some kind of mysterious brilliance on the fruit, and immediately excited: "What do you say this is?!"

"Golden Apple," Raven 12345 disagrees, "The classic variety bred by the goddess of life, which resembles a legendary fruit on earth, is named Golden Apple. Of course, this is not real gold. Eat. "

Hao Ren voices all started to tremble: "Eat ... what effect does eating have?"

Raven 12345 thought for a while: "I do n’t feel anything when I eat, but it is said that ordinary people eat it ... It seems that at least there is an effect of regenerating limbs to remove all diseases. Oh is right, and it can extend the life of hundreds of years ... … "

Hao Ren twitched one heart and confirmed that the other party was not kidding. He looked at the box of God ’s fruit with green eyes: "This is for me?"

The raven nodded, but Hao Ren could n’t help but feel full of confusion: “But the problem is ... rice noodles and grains are mixed in such a box of heaven and earth treasures, do n’t you think this set is very strange?”

"No wonder, the year-end welfare is rice noodles, grains, oils, and snack fruits. Rice noodles, grains, and oils are not easy to spoil, but the fruits cannot be kept for a long time, so we have replaced them with golden apples that can be stored for a long time. This was done thousands of years ago. "

Hao Ren is almost crying: "For this reason? Just because this thing has a long shelf life?"

"Yes."

The fairy is really a group of neuropathy!

"There is one last thing," said Raven 12345, taking some red paper out of the portable space, "Almost New Year, I will send you a couplet-this is my handwritten, posted on the door to put your home It ’s not a problem for the town of Liangli in the surrounding area to be half a sanctuary. "

Hao Ren took the couplet with a weird expression and opened it. I saw that the dragon and phoenix danced the heart and scratched the liver to write the **** ’s metaphor. The couplet is: hold back for two months and do n’t know what to write, the next couplet is: think After three days, I put together two nonsense, and the horizontal approval is: there are words ...

The whole couplet is twisted and twisted. Hao Ren suspects that the raven is a character painted with a paint brush, and these pieces of paper hold a warm breath in the hand, and the dim glow flows around the handwriting. Surrounded by an indifferent sacred atmosphere.

"This ... Am I not adhering to it?" Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 with a special tangle. He felt that he would inevitably fall into this kind of tangle every time he met with the other party. "I can go back and be a baby."

Raven 12345 waved a hand boldly: "Do n’t be polite, I am very optimistic about you, this is an additional reward for you Oh, there may be next year."

Hao Ren is almost crying. I am embarrassed to admit that he is worried that this thing will affect the city ...

After Hao Ren put away these "year-end benefits" with pain, Raven 12345 discussed with him about the Plane of Dreams this time. Hao Ren admits frankly that he finally killed the First born by orbital bombardment (he did n’t talk about it in detail in the report): strictly speaking, even if there are excuses, this is a violation of the regulations. The only good thing is that the final result looks like not bad.

But I did n’t expect that after listening to Raven 12345, he would instead bring a smiley expression: "Well, it looks like you are already familiar with the business ..."

Hao Ren: "Ah?"

"Sometimes you have to use some simple and rough means to solve troubles," Raven 12345 laughed. "One shot solves all the worries, and you can't solve all the worries. It means you are not big enough-as long as you can solve things smoothly , It ’s good to be a bomb. "

Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "It's not suitable to say this from the mouth of the goddess."

Raven 12345 smiled indifferently: "Anyway, things are solved well. But you remember, this matter is still risky after all," explosion "as a hobby is beyond reproach, but there must be no better way to choose This can only be used in situations. "

She then waved her hand: "I will not say anything about the explosion. You should have realized that Plane of Dreams is wider than you think?"

Hao Ren nodded and said four words: "Star Ocean."

"Yeah, the sea of ​​stars, I told you a long time ago, Plane of Dreams is a real world like the watch world. You should have thought that Plane of Dreams ’s cosmic starry sky is not a background picture. Next, prepare to investigate Plane of Dreams What about other planets? "

"Yes," Hao Ren laughed and talked about his next plan. "I decided to start with the origin of Siren first. The news of 'Day of Return' was transmitted by them first. I doubt the truth of those Sirens. The purpose is not to let other aliens return to the planet of Holletta, but they want to use their strength to return to their homes-this is what I just wanted to understand. If you can find the home of Siren, you can probably understand What caused the Great Crossing 10,000 years ago. "

Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren with great pleasure: "Very well, in short, this matter has been fully handed over to you, depending on what results you can investigate. I am also investigating some things here, although I generally know one The reason for the accident in this universe tens of thousands of years ago, but the specifics have never been able to find out, maybe your information is a key ... "

Hao Ren just wanted to tell her two polite scenes to see if she could cheat some more money, and suddenly heard a violent drink from outside: "Neuropathy! You come out to the old lady! What about the old lady's knife ?! "

When Raven 12345 heard this, his face changed, and he turned his face and prepared to run. Hao Ren did n’t react at all, and shouted at the back: "Eh, how ..."

Raven 12345 didn't look back: "It's too late to talk, I will go home! I will talk again next time ..."

The voice didn't fall, and I saw a blue light flash. This nervous goddess has disappeared in front of everyone. Hao Ren and the big beard, they stared at each other without knowing what happened.

A moment later, the door of the round hall was suddenly kicked violently, and a woman with long brown hair and an unusually tall figure rushed in with agitation. The woman saw that they were a bit surprised by Hao Ren, but immediately felt the breath of Raven 12345 remaining in the surrounding air, frowned and asked, "Where is that neuropathy?"

Hao Ren is unknown, but knowing that daring to break in and say that kind of thing is an acquaintance of Raven 12345, so it ’s not easy to offend: "I do n’t know, she said that the Qiu Family came to the door and then ran away."

"Dry, run again in vain ..." The tall woman ... or the goddess violently hit his fist, and then suddenly there was a voice in the corridor outside: "Sir! Arcane Hall has a portal reaction!"

The tall woman was overjoyed and ran away in a blink of an eye. After a moment, a loud explosion and fighting sound came from a distance. The bearded four of them looked at Hao Ren dizzyly: "This is ..."

Hao Ren quickly lowered their heads and dragged them away from here: "Don't ask, maybe it's a war of gods ..." (To be continued.)