The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 530: Roll ’s worldview is unbreakable

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Hao Ren led "Roll" on the way home, and felt that this trip was just physically and mentally exhausting. He did n’t expect that this cat would be so troublesome after it became a human being. The cute and sensible cat maidens in the novel are all fooling people. How can this guy with cat logic and human mobility can worry about it? ? Isn't the catwoman who has just become perfect a worldview?

Just come back all the way, Hao Ren ca n’t remember how many sentences he ’s been saying: "No squatting at the feet of others ... No eating on the roadside ... Do n’t turn the trash ... No. Climb the wall and get down from the tree! Let go of the bird! Stay away from the dog ... don't touch the garbage ... Stand up and walk! "

He felt like he was taking a child, and this child was more difficult to serve than Lil Pea.

The cat girl jumped off the wall for the third time. She was already dirty, as if she had just returned from the Middle East theater. She punched her teeth at Hao Ren: "You shit, you're so annoying."

Hao Ren has given up correcting this guy ’s name for himself, but just reminded her weakly: "You have become a humanoid, will you have to change your lifestyle in the future ... Understand? Lifestyle, habits, I said these You should understand it? "

"It ’s not something to eat, but it ’s understandable," Cat Girl shook her head. "But there are so many things in the human language for meow that have nothing to do with eating?"

Hao Ren glared: "Why do you care for so many reasons, you can do what I said!"

The cat girl grunted in her throat: "It's troublesome, it's troublesome to be a big cat. You must quickly change me back."

Hao Ren rolled his eyes and simply didn't answer: he thought, but the problem is that the transformation is not a video, how can it be reversed!

After they came home, they found that their home was left Vivian with Lily The two guarded. Nangong Wuyue Presumably, I ran to the front of some subway station store square and sang it. The bearded man might challenge people and nature in the wilderness. Of course, it might be dragged by the middle and old women in the southern suburbs. Y’zaks The two may collect waste products on the street again-the former Demon King of the other world has fallen into nowhere and wandering the earth, and eventually collects waste products in the southern suburbs with the Princess of the Devil. Elizabeth The little girl was quite happy.

Lily was originally lying on the table with code words. Hearing the movement, he greeted him: "You are back at Landlord? Are you sure about the situation?"

Vivian also approached, looking curiously at Hao Ren and "Roll" ​​lying beside the sofa.

"Golden Apple provokes things," Hao Ren sighed, and briefly told about the situation in Raven 12345, and then solemnly reminded, "If any of you still have Golden Apples, do n’t feed them. Little animal, this thing is too uneasy. "

Lily wailed, but she was not worried: this foodie had already finished eating her own apple. Then she sniffed around the cat girl and muttered while sniffing: "There is the smell of the shopping street ... and the smell of grilled fish, you led her to the street Ah? she did not run around?"

Hao Ren twitched her mouth: "Can you run around, to be honest, walking her is more troublesome than walking you."

Lily immediately smiled at this, and regarded it as a kind of compliment. She shoved her face together: "When are you going to walk me again? I haven't been shopping in the city for several days!"

Hao Ren: "... Can you be a little bit good?"

"Roll" lay on the ground for a while, raised his head and looked at Lily lazily: "Silly cat, I want to eat! The grilled fish is not full!"

Lily Oh gave a turn and turned around to prepare meals for Cat Girl. Hao Ren was surprised at the situation: "Well, are n’t you afraid of her?"

Lily scratched her hair: "I'm not afraid, but it's already a habit to give her bibimbap."

Hao Ren is a little dumbfounded. I did n’t expect this Husky to get to this point. I thought she finally turned over the serf to sing, and she got rid of the food chain of dogs ← cat ← fish at home. Can't get out!

At this time, "Roll" freed her tail from her clothes, she stretched out comfortably, and then crawled on the sofa completely creepingly, turned on the TV and started watching pet channels, while watching Shouting: "Shoveling shit! I want this toy! And this can! This mat is also good-looking ... Give me a new cat litter ~~ I want a smaller one ... Give me dried fish!"

Anyway, no matter how yelling, Cat Girl is not idle for a while. This is also a major feature of "Roll": compared to other Wenwen quiet cats, this is simply an ADHD patient. When she was a cat, she had to run around outside or toss around the house all day long. Can't be quiet. But when she was tossing, she was not so troubled at all: no one could understand what she was talking about at that time!

Now it ’s good, Cat Girl is talking on the sofa and Hao Ren finally realizes how annoying it can be when a cat can talk on his lips.

But Hao Ren also wanted to open it: he can ignore the noise of the cat, and he still can't understand what she's talking about as before. Anyway, when "Roll" was running around in the house, no one took care of her. She was also very happy. Now that no one takes care of her, she should be able to get used to it.

And Vivian looked at Cat Girl who was watching TV on the sofa and suddenly remembered something: "Yes, is the new name okay?"

Hao Ren is confused: "New name?"

Vivian rushed to the sofa Nunu mouth: "Cat. Do you still call her" Roll "? Can this name be said?"

Hao Ren was taken aback for a moment, and this just reflected that today's "Roll" ​​is no longer the old "Roll", this cat should change its normal name!

Otherwise, it is easy to continue to call the old name when leading the girl out. The old ladies in the southern suburbs are slow to respond on other occasions, but when they see Hao Ren "walking cats", they will have to scramble to call and complain to his family. Violent!

Thinking of this, he reached out and patted Cat Cat ’s head: "Don't watch it, discuss things with you."

He should be the first owner ever to give the cat a name and discuss with the cat.

The cat girl turned her head, her sharp ears jittered twice: "Did me shoveling shit?"

"... You call it whatever you like," Hao Ren sighed, "I want to say you should change your name."

"Name?" Cat Girl blinked her eyes, "Why change the name?"

"You can't use this name now," Hao Ren tried hard to make the cat understand something about the human world. "Humans can't be named 'Roll'. In the future, if I go to the street like this, it's easy for people to complain. ? "

Cat Girl is honest: "I don't know."

Hao Ren can be seen, although this product is very annoying in all aspects, but there is only one advantage, that is absolute honesty-the newly formed monster, pure like white paper!

So his next major job with Vivian is to make the cat understand why "Roll" is not a normal name. Hao Ren even tried to explain that it was completely a misunderstanding to call her "Roll" at the earliest. It was an accidental collision between a cat's world view and human language. But the two of them were so enthusiastic about the explanation that the cat didn't even hear it: she just pretended to be good by shaking her head, but curled up lazily on the sofa after listening a few words.

As lazy and stubborn as before, and disobedient.

Lily brought the cat rice over and saw Hao Ren and Vivian sitting beside them in frustration, a little curious: "What's wrong?"

"Why is it so difficult to change the name of the cat," Hao Ren sighed, "If someone else's cat or dog says it's changed, it's changed."

Vivian can't laugh or cry: "Nonsense, when other people's cats and dogs are renamed, they don't need to discuss with them, and the normal ones who rename cats and dogs."

It seems that as Nangong Sanba said on the road, even if Cat Girl has already opened her mind, the problems of world view and knowledge cannot be solved. There is no difference between commendatory and derogatory terms in a cat ’s language system. Even if she knows what “Roll” means, she will not feel anything wrong with the word on her head-just like she is not at all I think it's bad to call my master a shovel officer.

Hao Ren decided not to discuss with the cat, and finalized the name first. And this time he quickly came up with a bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao-anyway, the naming ability of this product is basically the same, a bunch of names are reported and tongue twisters Similar.

After he wrote his name on paper, he proudly showed off with Vivian, but the latter poured cold water on him: "The name is a lot, do you think she can listen to you?"

"Why can't you try, chant." Hao Ren hey hey, and then holding a note behind the cat girl cried one by one, from the first to the last ... the other party did not respond.

Hao Ren is dumbfounded, and finally can only return to the origin: "Roll!"

The cat girl nudged off the sofa at once, and nuzzled on the trouser legs of Hao Ren.

Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm: "I think ... it's called" Roll ", anyway, she won't let her go out anytime soon." (To be continued.)