Rise of the Wasteland Chapter 937: It has been solved
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The scene of the welcome meeting is simpler, but the layout is still very careful. In particular, the wines airlifted from France are constantly bubbling with bubbles of joy, the royal treasures on the table are scented with a tangy fragrance, and the tough eighth regiment of the high-level army.
Ah ... everything is perfect!
The reporters ’cameras are constantly flashing, and there are endless questions. They photographed the confident and calm side of Colonel Palmer, and enjoyed the frontline dinner with each other.
"Come on ... May God bless America!" The welcome meeting lasted ten minutes, and Colonel Palmer stood up and led everyone to a toast.
Wine and food, full of happiness.
His Colonel felt that time was about the same and he was about to leave. Suddenly, the adjutant hurried to whisper: "Sir, the deputy head Lieutenant Colonel Edson just sent a telegram saying that a large number of refugees were found in the Jiulongjiang area. The refugees rumored that the Chinese Communist Army is moving east."
"I know." Your Excellency the Colonel cannot deny. The correspondent immediately asked what happened? He waved his hand indifferently and said, "The enemy has acted. They always run around after nightfall. However, there is no need to care too much about them."
The reporters immediately waved the disease—the enemy launched a vicious attack soon after we arrived. But Colonel Palmer was calm and commanding.
The Colonel does not want to make himself appear too nervous. He can only continue to sit down and continue to eat and drink and chat, and the other accompanying officers will not leave immediately.
After a while, the adjutant rushed over again and said, "Colonel, the Wufeng Mountain area found an enhanced regiment of the enemy. Commander Bai of South Korea ’s First Division drew attention to the changes in the enemy ’s military situation. An army division is rushing at us. "
"The first division of South Korea ...?" Colonel Palmer laughed. The South Korea army has always been a joke, and the Colonel is not happy to listen to the South Korea division commander who was trained by the Japanese.
It did n’t take long for the calm and calm Colonel Palmer to receive the bad news again. The adjutant came again to report: "The operation of the 5th Regiment of Cavalry to close the road in Yongbyen failed, the transportation line to Yunshan was cut off, and the second army of South Korea was defeated.
Colonel John of the Fifth Regiment sent a telegram saying that those soldiers who fled to South Korea were completely lost. When they passed the convoy of the Fifth Regiment, they all tranced like clay sculptures. expression. "
The situation was urgent and Colonel Palmer got up immediately. He categorically ordered according to the information provided by the adjutant: "Order our howitzer battalion to immediately join the support of the Fifth Regiment and shell the enemies that cut off the transportation line.
Order the tenth anti-aircraft artillery group to retreat, order Milkin Battalion to shrink the defense, order the South Korea fifteen regiment as the guard, order ... "
Colonel Palmer issued an order with a certain and unquestionable tone, but when he mentioned the fifteenth regiment of South Korea, the adjutant had to interrupt him.
"Sir, I ’m about to report to you. The South Korea Fifteenth Regiment just reported that it was going to retreat after a fierce attack. We ca n’t reach them now."
What? Jerk!
Collapse Palmer was really angry when he heard that the fifteenth regiment of South Korea could not be reached. He slammed the table suddenly and scolded: "Will these South Korea wastes collapse again?"
Pig teammates always have problems at critical moments every time. If the South Korea fifteenth regiment collapses too fast, the tenth American anti-aircraft group that cooperates with it will be in danger. Colonel Palmer immediately shouted: "I really want to shoot ..., oops!"
His Colonel raised his hand in anger, but his stomach also followed a grunt. Painful pain came from his abdomen, so he had to change from a tiger to a cat when he was in pain, and then bent down with a wrinkled face.
"Sir, what's the matter with you?" The adjutant is waiting for his boss's order, but it seems a bit wrong to see Colonel Palmer like this.
The other officers at the same party quickly gathered around and asked one by one worriedly. Colonel Palmer finally eased the initial pain and tried to straighten himself up, continuing to maintain his imposing image.
"Nothing. Where did you just say? Oh ..., the fifteenth regiment of South Korea may have collapsed. We do n’t care about it, and immediately contacted the Tenth Artillery Group, order ..., order ..., order ... "
The adjutant was waiting for the colonel to speak, but the colonel ’s face was entangled. His stomach growled, he had to bend his waist a little at every call. The adjutant and subordinate officer had to look at him with anxiety, expecting him to straighten his waist again.
"Sir, let me call you a military doctor," the adjutant suggested sincerely.
"No, it's more important to issue combat orders, and I'm okay." Colonel Palmer tried to straighten his waist again, holding the table. Reporters in the distance immediately snapped and snapped, but this insisted on fighting with the disease, how could such a noble feeling not leave a memorial.
If you let the American people know that there is such an army to protect themselves, then ...
Suddenly a loud fart popped up at the welcome meeting, and it was very smelly, mixed with the smell of feces. This unmatched chemical attack came so suddenly that everyone at the scene inevitably took a sip-this ..., it's so disgusting!
It's just that everyone seems indifferent to this fart, and everyone suddenly becomes serious, as if there is no stinky fart. The adjutant was even closer to his boss, smiling and apologizing: "Sorry, I put this fart."
The reporters only heard nothing-should we walk away quietly? There is no need to report on things here.
But this fart seems to be a signal, and after a sound, it didn't stop. The adjutant found that he couldn't replace so many farts, because with the stupid **** popping out, the other officers who accompanied Colonel Palmer to the welcome meeting also began to bend down and cover their stomachs.
What ’s more terrible is that the reporters on the other side also called out shoutingly. Some people did n’t say a word, turned around and hurriedly left the welcome meeting, looking for someone to ask ‘Where is the toilet? Please, please tell me where is the nearest toilet? ’
"Sir, I must leave."
"Sir, I need your understanding."
"Sir, I ..., I ..., I am a little speechless."
The officers accompanying them also changed their complexion and left. Now the adjutant also understands the problems encountered by the people attending the welcome meeting-they have diarrhea collectively, and it is very acute and severe diarrhea.
The situation is too bad. This welcome meeting was arranged by the adjutant. Now it is his fault that something is wrong. But ..., as everyone else in Mao grabbed **** and generally rushed to the toilet, Colonel Palmer still stood straight and still?
"Colonel, do you need to go to the convenience? Don't bear it anymore, I know how you feel. Maybe this is a problem with today's food. It's all my fault. I'm sorry." The adjutant ignored the difficulty in the room. The smelly smell asked carefully.
The expression on Colonel Palmer's face is extremely difficult to speak. Tangled, angry, sad, he finally whispered blankly: "Go get me a pair of pants, I just got that fart ..., it has been solved."