Rise of the Wasteland Chapter 1503: Green and green are not compatible with pigs
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‘DogMeat’ is very unhappy, very unhappy!
Is it bad to be a dog? The unscrupulous owner must have someone else make a pig. And it is also a super big boar.
'DogMeat' originally weighed only fifty kilograms, but the unscrupulous owner got a pair of 'wild boar kits' attached to its body, directly letting its weight soar to two hundred kilograms. And the shape of the original good dog turned into a terrible wild boar, two long fangs are extremely permeable.
The thick ‘wild boar kit’ also has camouflaged pigskin and pig hair. With such a horrible thing on it, it ’s no longer a cute dog.
"Excellent, great, this is really a genius idea." The unscrupulous master patted the head of 'DogMeat', "Silly Dog, you will give me the courage to rush forward in a moment, and move forward! There is no light in the sun and the moon. We must contribute to world peace. "
Wang Wang ..., ‘DogMeat’ shouted dissatisfiedly.
"No, no, then you ca n’t be ridiculous, you can only hum. Understand? Do n’t let people know that you are a dog posing. Well, be good, go!"
‘DogMeat’ emerged from an underground car park on the Champs Elysées, and it triggered a frenzy as soon as it appeared. All the people on the street were shocked by its fat and strong appearance. Everyone shouted.
"Pig!"
This wild boar is about 1.5 meters from the beginning to the end, 70 centimeters in height, thick limbs, strong body, and even more terrifying is its two thick and long fangs, which are particularly scary.
The panicked crowd immediately attracted the patrolling police, but when the police arrived, they discovered that we could n’t deal with such a big pig!
"Headquarters, we need support, and the Champs Elysees is in big trouble."
"A terrorist attack?"
"No, we met a wild boar!"
"What ...? Are you sure you are sober?"
The police in Paris are scorched by the successive incidents of the past few days. Today ’s search of the Afro-descendant community found a huge arsenal, slave traders and slaughterhouses.
Then the Albanian ethnic groups immediately organized a parade, and the Paris police who were in a hurry could not even stop them. They could only watch this team kill the Arc de Triomphe. And at this time, the Champs Elysees near the Arc de Triomphe reported that a wild boar was found?
"You guys can do it yourself? We can't deploy people to help you now."
"But this wild boar is too big, we can't figure it out!"
"If you ca n’t figure it out, you have to do it. Now our police force has more important things to deal with."
The contact was interrupted, and the patrols summoned each other. As they watched, the huge wild boar slipped away.
"Sir, should we kill it?"
"Do you feel that the small pistol in your hand has killed such a big wild boar? If it is irritated, believe it or not and kill you in minutes."
Several patrol officers can only hide behind the vehicle and sweat all over their heads. In their view, this wild boar is also good for involuntary provocation, otherwise the big things are not good!
Two hundred kilograms of wild boars are walking on the Champs Elysées like this, all the patrol police can do is to stand beside it and not let it run around, while at the same time guiding pedestrians on the street from accidents.
However, this big wild boar does not seem to have any interest in pedestrians. It just moves forward harmlessly, watching the street scene from time to time, and there is nothing excessive. Instead, pedestrians are full of interest in it, and people keep taking pictures of him, even praising it for being cute.
To be honest, the news of the large-scale parade in Paris is not surprising news, but the news of a huge wild boar on the Champs-Elysées is more interesting. In the information age, as long as a piece of news can attract attention, it will soon be spread.
As the center of world tourism, shopping, and food, such a wild boar suddenly comes out, which is simply a contrast!
People from animal protection organizations rushed over immediately and raised signs to protest the police ’s attempt to hunt wild boars. The police responsible for maintaining the order at the scene all have tears in their eyes-do we dare to kill this wild boar there? It is safe and stable, and we will praise God!
The animal protection organization prepared food for the big wild boar and tried to appease it, approach it, and hug it. But the big wild boar had no reaction except to continue to run forward. He hummed at most to warn anyone who dared to approach.
The Champs Elysées Avenue is west to Charles de Gaulle Square, the Arc de Triomphe is in the center of the square, and the parade organized by Mutasim is also killing along the road. Before the team reached the Arc de Triomphe, the big boar arrived here early.
The Arc de Triomphe is one of the four major tourist attractions in Paris. This is a must-visit place for tourists in Paris. When the big boar came here, the tourists were quiet, except for a moment of confusion.
The huge wild boar is standing under the huge arch of the Arc de Triomphe, and the solemn building more and more supports its thick body. The magnificence here was established in commemoration of the defeat of the Emperor Napoleon by the Russian-Austrian Allied Forces, and it is closely linked to the rise and fall of France, as it is today.
As the wild boar stood motionless under the huge arch, the tourists became more curious and talked.
"Look, what a beautiful pig!"
"It's a bit too strong, but I think its mighty appearance matches this triumphal arch to commemorate the war."
"Did this wild boar also come to commemorate the great achievements of the Emperor Napoleon? Its focus is really special."
Before the police arrived, some tourists even wanted to take a photo with this wild boar. The news that the big wild boar appeared at the Arc de Triomphe has sparked great interest among the entire Parisians.
For Parisians, the Arc de Triomphe is a building that can be seen at any time. It ’s nothing extraordinary, but the wild boar under the Arc de Triomphe is different. For a time, countless people ran towards Charles de Gaulle Square, and wanted to see the wild boar coming out of nowhere.
And just as the crowd started to gather at the Arc de Triomphe, Mutasim ’s parade was about to arrive at Charles de Gaulle. This square was built to commemorate the victory of Emperor Napoleon. In order to highlight the Arc de Triomphe, the designer deliberately made the building slightly higher than the surrounding ground.
That means the Arc de Triomphe is particularly striking and tall from a distance. And the same eye-catching and tall ... and the pig under the Arc de Triomphe!
Mutahim, who was mixed in the parade, had good eyes. He saw an unknown lifeforms under the arch of the Arc de Triomphe across the distance. That one is not a person, it looks like one at all ..., pig!
His ..., the green religion and the pig are incompatible!
And the big wild boar was obviously unhappy to see this group of Muslim. It groaned uncomfortably, stomp violently, flick its tail, and finally rushed out with a snap, slamming slamming to the enemy!