Rise of the Wasteland: Wasteland small theater
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Knock down the last period and take a sigh in your rented room. The "Rise of Wasteland", which took nearly two years, is finally finished. This book is the work of his salted fish turned over, and he has written seven books in five years.
"Laozi wants to rest, Laozi plays a game, Laozi wants to sleep every day!" Through eating and yelling, he has been venting his depression and depression for several years, only to feel a lot of hard work in vain-to know that he is the most unlucky At that time, I almost lost my way and became a security guard. Fortunately, no one wanted him.
When shouting all over, someone suddenly slapped him on the shoulder. He looked back, and it was surprising that Zhou Qingfeng appeared in his kennel room.
"Eh ...? Why are you in my house?"
"I'm here to take refuge."
"You are all emperors and want to open the" Ethnographic Museum ", what are you trying to avoid?"
"Isn't it hurt by you? It's okay if you write me so many women, but you do so many taboo collocations for your bad taste, my harem is now rebelling every day, and I can't live anymore. "
Hearing such complaints from His Majesty the Emperor, he took a very unpleasant rebuttal and said: "Don't you know the blessing in the blessing? Look at me, I will write you down, and I still have a stink." >
Zhou Qingfeng took a look at the bad computers and broken tables used for codewords, and nodded: "Your environment is really poor, but it will be better in the future. Let me tell you, your next book ... ... "
Just mentioned the next book, Zhou Qingfeng suddenly covered himself with excitement, swept away from the front of the take-all, and jumped directly out of the window.
"There is an anti-theft window ..., Fuck! You pay me the anti-theft window." I ran after the window, and I could no longer see His Majesty jumping out. When he looked around with his probe, two women ran out from behind and asked aloud, "Where did you hide that Sao Pig?"
Take a look back and see Rachel and Angie glaring at him.
"How come the two of you came out? Why are you so angry? Wait ... That ’s my table, do n’t disassemble it! Alas, do n’t hit anyone, you have something to say. Injustice Head, there is a debt, are you looking for Zhou Qingfeng? "
The wife, mother, and daughter dismantled the table and lit up the whole meal. It was a beating, and beating while cursing: "It ’s you who beat you. You ’re worse than Victor. If it ’s not you, we The mother and wife are not so much. "
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It ’s been a screaming for mercy: "You are an empress, an empress, and such a family lives happily together. It is also recorded in history a hundred years later. Not beautiful? "
"Miyaya, what do you think of our mother and daughter? The whole book was laughed at by you, and it was all caused by you. I can't find the bad guy of Victor, I will clean you up today."
The Rachel and Angie did not give up until they finally beat, and they went after Zhou Qingfeng. He was beaten in vain, and his face grieved up from the ground. Before he wiped the nosebleed from his face, he looked up and saw several women standing silently in front of him.
"Wow, you guys ..." I felt scared when I felt like I was suffering from a heart attack. "Can you make a noise when you show up? It's easy to get neuropathy."
This time came five women, Yuan Mei, Feng Wan, Xu Rong, Li Mingjue, Xu Yun. All of them looked at the take-all angrily, and their weird eyes shuddered at the take-all. He quickly shouted: "Don't think you are a woman, you can bully me, but I will fight back."
Yuan Mei came out first, sneered and begged: "Who the **** are you bullying? Obviously you bully our sisters."
"You are also one of the empresses. What is the lack of status and power? What are you dissatisfied with?" Tong Tong argued.
Yuan Mei snorted coldly, "I was a good family, and I was dismantled by your bastard. You also called me to save me from fire and water, and I wrote that kind of silly kind."
Feng Wan and Xu Rong said dissatisfiedly: "Our two sisters were out of luck. It was two women blind date who saw a man in one appearance. Have you seen such a thing happening in the world? And we also appeared in a volume, and the rest is Vase. "
Li Mingjue also scolded angrily: "If you write Rong Rong, why don't you write me? Why do you call me a person in the future?"
"And there is me." Xu Yun also stared at take-all and said, "I was a big star when I played, but I didn't have much drama at all. I'm not even as good as a vase."
The five women finally condemned together: "take it all, what do you write about so many women doing?"
"I ..., I also slipped my hands," said Tonga helplessly. "I have no outline in this book. I think of where to write it. It is a great blessing to write more than four million words. I Guarantee that there will never be so many women in the next book. "
As I said this, Zhou Qingfeng's shouted from afar, "No, write more. I can hold it."
"You can't hold it, I can't hold it." Take it all and jump to the window again, wanting to see His Majesty the emperor hiding there. As a result, the next five women stepped directly on his head and jumped out of the window, looking for the trouble with the pig.
Waiting for the five women to leave, I sighed with a long sigh, "It's terrifying, my life is almost gone. I really don't write so many women in the future."
"Is it?" A voice came from outside the all-takes bedroom room.
Freshly shaken after taking the food, hurried to close the door and lock the room, and shouted: "No one in the room, please go outside to find Zhou Qingfeng's."
With a clatter, the door of the room was directly knocked down by someone, and he fell down with a take-all, pressing him underground and screaming. Katrina stood outside the door and slowly put away his violent biochemical thigh.
Lena Fox stepped on the small leather shoes and walked down the door of the fallen room. He looked down and asked, "Take it all, do you know my current mood?"
"Miss Fox, please forgive me. I'm good enough for you." Take-all stretched out a slap under the door panel, trembling with pain.
"Oh ..., I want to know how good you are to me?" Lena Fox asked.
“I did n’t even want to write about you at the beginning, it was completely a temporary addition of personalities and a piece of drama. Later, I felt that I still calculated the color, so you became one of the heroines.”
"Really ...? I really want to thank you." Lena Fox dragged his tone, but asked sharply: "I worked so hard in your book, why do you want to give up the queen's position?" Give Rachel? On popularity, I ’m not as good as her? "
"Uh ... because I like blonde big breasts. Rachel's **** are bigger than you." Take-all tells the truth.
"What? Because of this." Miss Fox was petite and immediately angered when he heard this. She stood on the door and stomped and jumped, calling for help all the time. "Just because of my small breasts, would you not let me be a queen?"
Wait for the Miss Fox to step on enough, the fierce girl Katrina came up and asked, "So why can't I be a queen? I have a big chest."
"Oh yo ......." Being pressed by a hunky girl with a weight of hundreds of kilograms, taking it all is enough to eat. He shouted in the following: "The widow is sick, and the widow likes his wife. Will I change the next book? Don't let me go."
This time I changed to Miss Fox and Huniu stepped **** the door panel, and stepped on the three-litre vomiting blood before stopping.
After waiting for the unreasonable two women to leave, they lay on the ground for a while before crawling up. But when he got up, he found himself surrounded by a circle of women again.
Jenny took their daughters Anna, Nancy, Sarah family of five, Mirta, Valena, Irene, Ellie, everyone watched and eat together.
Take a look at this posture, and immediately cry with a headache: "Forgiveness, concubines. This book has been written. It is useless for you to trouble me again. I have arranged as much as possible for you. Ending. "
Jenny sneered: "I thought I was a bit of a role."
Nancy also sighed: "At first I also appeared very personal."
The Sarah family of five is the most dissatisfied, "You guys are still showing up, but we only appeared for H. We are out of luck."
Mirta snorted a few times, "Victor used to call others Xiaotiantian, but turned around and almost forgot me. What is this broken setting?"
Valena's fierce look with arms in both hands, "You modified my settings many times, and finally wrote me as a bottomless hole for dissatisfaction, you are too shameless."
The twin sisters also sighed: "We are so cute and cute, but you have kept us both working hard. This is too unfair."
A group of women finally shouted in unison: "Take it all, will your conscience hurt?"
"I don't have a conscience." I took it all out. "You weren't originally planned, so your drama is not enough. Why is Rachel a queen? Because she was originally scheduled to be a hostess."
"Shameless."
"Downstream."
"Shameless when it's fun."
"Hypocrite."
"It's disgusting."
A circle of women couldn't get a pass. They beat him again and left.
Think about it all, knowing that all the women in the harem are gone. He felt that he had the biggest trouble anyway, so he wanted to go to the bathroom to wash his nose after being beaten. When he walked out of the room, he found that there were still people waiting for him.
"Hello, take a mulberry." A young girl stood at the door with a beautiful woman, and a lewd middle-aged stared angrily at the take-all.
Those who are scared after taking the food will want to turn around and run away, but they ca n’t hide from running back to the bedroom. They can only look at it carefully in the future.
The Hashimoto family in Japan.
"Uh ..., what are you doing?"
"Take all the mulberry, why didn't you write my mother and I into the Zhou Qingfeng's harem, we have been waiting for a long time, but you are too disappointing."
"There are really too many people in the harem, and ..." Take a look at Ichiro Hashimoto who is coming behind him, "And your homeowners are still there. If you write it, how sorry."
"The Harem cannot enter, we really cannot accept it. Please think about it."
"No way, the book is over."
"What about **?"
"What ..., **?"
"Our mother and daughter can play, please."
"No, no, I am a person with a good sense and a bottom line."
"Take all the mulberry, you probably fed the dog your morals. Let's say ..., as long as you are willing to pay for it **, we are willing to pay some price."
"Wait, what are you doing? Do n’t just take off your clothes casually. If I were seen, I would n’t be able to wash it if I jumped into the Yellow River. I ’m innocent, I ’m an honest person.”
"Take all the mulberry, you say no, your body is very honest."
Dingdong Dingdong ...
Come on half-push and half-push and yell, no one shouted at the gate, "take all, have your courier."
"You wait a minute, I'll get a courier. You wait in bed, I'll come back immediately. Mr. Ichiro, please don't wait. If this is a private matter between you and your wife, I don't want others to watch, You have to understand. "
Pants are all taken off, and Fartian ran to open the door with his pants. When the door opened, there was a clatter, and the iron door fell down, pressing him down again. A special police officer in uniform swarmed in.
"Did you make a mistake? I am a good citizen. How can I break into my house like this?" he wailed.
Waiting for the entire room to be controlled by the special police, the serious-looking Xiao Jinlang walked in from the outside, "All-you-can-eat? Our Guoan has been with you for a long time. Your unauthorized disclosure of the country's top secrets has brought us great diplomacy Your trouble is too much. "
Several policemen took the all-you-can food and struggled through it all: "Is there anything wrong? I have merit for the country, I am not guilty of the nation. If it were not for me, Old Xiao your daughter is a nameless Guoan girl Officer, not to mention the identity of being a concubine in the emperor's harem. "
"So I have to thank you too?" Xiao Yi, the long-legged elder sister, appeared with a frost on her face. "You have ignored my existence for a long time and didn't give me a name until you finally have no choice. You still let Rachel be the queen, and on this basis I will clean up you."
Take a stab at my neck and say angrily: "Who told you not to give me processing funds? You still have to catch me. This year, there are not so many '***' s like me who have a level picture, so let me go . "
Xiao Jinlang sneered sneered, "Let you go? Dream. Let's stare at you from now on, supervise you, spur you, ask you to write a good book, write more quickly, to satisfy the masses Spiritual and cultural needs. As for the other ..., do n’t be distracted. "
The mother and daughter of Kyoko and Hashimoto Na lay naked on the bed, but now they eat all but can only watch them driven away. The one who was driven away was Helena from the United States and Ai Jielin from France, both of whom were unavailable protagonists who demanded more drama **.
Take a meal and was locked in his bedroom again, claiming not to write enough 10,000 words a day to not come out. His tearful, heartbroken thumping door shouted: "Let me go out, I want to go to the red light district to experience life, I need inspiration to create, I am an elegant literati, I need the nourishment of love."
"Don't knock, we still need to settle your accounts."
The take-all is smashing the door, and suddenly a cold chill appears behind him.
Fernando, Nieto, Governor Alfonso, Professor Alonzo, President Django Zombie, Federo, Guo Jiaming. These seven Wasteland bad luck eggs appeared together, resentment.
"I rob Rachel, you just let Victor run into trouble."
"I am finally a president and a puppet."
"I hung out in a few chapters, and then you let a counterfeit go to raise maggots for me?"
"The NTZ project is mine. As a result, I didn't get any benefits. It was cheaper than the bad guy Victor."
"I have been a Zombie since my appearance, why don't you let me die?"
"I was unlucky from the beginning to the end, but I was unlucky. You always wrote me as a clown."
"You write me as a character who eats soft rice and is disgusting, and finally uses my life to reflect the protagonist's fierceness, you are too bad."
The unlucky seven-man group will be condemned in the middle of all-you-can-eat. All-you-can-eat can only continue to smash the door and call for help: "Let me go out, let me go out. You ca n’t pit me like this."
As soon as the bedroom door opened, he rushed towards the toilet when he was eating. He made up his mind and would rather stay in the toilet rather than return to the bedroom. When the toilet door opened, a group of headscarves were wearing robes, holding AKs, and wearing a moustache with explosives around their waists.
"We are embarrassed to eat all but not believe in religion and not die."
"For the seventy-two raisins, burst the chrysanthemums."
"What is our slogan?" Foolishness is power. "
The bearded men in the toilet turned their heads and watched the take-all, and immediately rushed to kill him. Frightened by taking the food, he quickly closed the toilet door and withstood the people inside out. Unexpectedly, the wooden door of the toilet was cut open by a few machete.
At this moment of crisis, covered with sarcoma, the ugly Marcus walked over with a meaty bone. Take-all quickly shouted loudly: "Bulk, hurry and help."
Marcus is very happy. It puts the flesh and bones toward the waist. After six tubes of Gatling, it bursts into the direction of the toilet for hundreds of bullets, and immediately wiped out the hooded beard.
Through the horror, he was helped by Marcus.
"Take it all, you wrote me well, and I am very satisfied. Do you want some meat to supplement your nutrition? I baked it myself." Marcus stuffed his meat bones to take it all.
"Thank you, I can't eat any more." There is an appetite for Tongzhi, and I don't want to eat at all. Instead, he asked, "Where is your bones? How does it look like ..."
"Like human thighs, right?" Marcus said.
Pooh ..., I twitched my stomach and vomited.
"Ha Ha Ha ..., this is the leg of lamb." Marcus patted the take-all shoulder, "Your IQ is not as good as me, so easy to be fooled."
I was ridiculed by Mutant, and I was extremely depressed. And when he slowed down, he found Tony Parker and Dania standing in front of him. The two stared at take-all and did not speak, but just stared at it, which was shocking.
The enemy is narrow!
"Hehe, hehe ..." Take a dry laugh, and turn his head to run. As a result, he bumped into the tall, sturdy double-headed monster ‘David Lawrence’.
'David Lawrence' is full of anger, and growl is like a thunder, "take it all, do you know how much damage you have done to me? Do you think I sliced you well or eat it raw?" ? "
"This is all for the manuscript fee, and I do n’t want to do that either." Howling all the way, "Help, who will save me?!"
Zhou Qingfeng will come up again and shout at the take-all: "Do you want me to be the protagonist in the next book? If you let me be the protagonist, I will save you."
"Let's let ..." All-in-one even said three times, "Save me out quickly, I can't stand it!"
But as soon as Zhou Qingfeng appeared, all the daughters looking for him in the harem also ran out, followed one by one by his enemies, encircling them intently, staring at him.
Take a look at this posture, and immediately lamented: "You have more depraved family than me, and this is dead!"
After crying for a long time, I suddenly froze and said, "No, I ’m GOD. I ’m boss, okay? You ’re not right to scare me like this. The book is over, the crew is disbanded, you Bring me all the lunch boxes. "