Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 96: The tumor is a pioneer
Chapter 96: Tumors Pioneer
"Hahaha ..." Seeing this funny and weird scene in front of everyone, everyone couldn't help but laugh loudly, even the mules who followed Murong Qianjun to make fun of Jun Moxie laughed. Tears flowed, holding her stomach and pumping.
The whole house is full of big men. Most of them got married very early. No one knows what that means. Furthermore, in military career, it seems that such slang words are usually tight. It was a little unexpected joking!
Even the old generals on the battlefield next to him couldn't help but grin, laughed wildly, laughed a few times, and felt uncomfortable, but they couldn't help but hurriedly burst out laughing.
The only ignorant is the party Murong Qianjun Murong laughs. Murong laughs only feels the pain in his head, but he doesn't know that already on his head has been reinvented. I can't help but anger: "Is it funny? Military camp In the middle, beating the robes is a great crime! Ben Young Master ... This general will definitely confess this to the Marshal and punish him severely! Hey! What are you laughing at? What ’s so funny! "
The "single horn" on his head is bright and red under the sun, and there seems to be growing signs. With his anger, the blood rushes, and it looks even more majestic and associative. The whole face of Junxiu also changed. Speaking with a serious face, it caused a more funny effect ...
At this moment, everyone who has just converged can no longer afford to lose face, laugh loudly, and even more directly hold their stomachs and roll on the ground: "Oh, it's ridiculous to die ... No, You can spare me, haha ... "
The unintentional commander and generals who heard the news saw such a riot here, just as they were angry, suddenly they saw the strange shape of Murong Qianjun at a glance, and they wanted to laugh instantly, but they thought it was not It was time to laugh and hold in a hurry, but I was too anxious, and my smile was too full, one by one directly facing the wind, even the always-serious Marshal King was no exception.
Junda was not spared, and was punished again. The Junshuai was almost furious and almost imprisoned this guy.
It's too messy, right?
It's just the legendary troublemaker!
And the energy of the goblin is obviously not exhausted, because the whole event is not over yet ...
That night, the two teams that just camped and settled again. Murong's family is about to take revenge on their Young Master, which conflicts with Jun Moxie's 250 guards.
Jun Moxie is very helpless about this figure. Even if there is one more person, wow, but after the Tiantian Soul Eater and the two teams took a break, they had only four people because they were too injured to follow the team. The others are fine, of course. So he brought his two hundred and fifty men into the army with honor. When you have free time, Jun Moxie will feel depressed!
Two hundred and fifty people will stop here, but the two hundred and fifty people plus themselves will happen to be: 250 + 1, I rely on it, why is this Young Master so mentally disabled. When you come out, you can just grab a person and break your leg. Wow, but it's still not right. If you only break one's leg, it will be two hundred and five plus your own. That's not right, isn't that 250-1? Tangled ...
The final results of the war between the two sides are very shocking. Two hundred people in this area are actually extremely fierce. The five hundred Murong Aristocratic Family family will be beaten down directly, and it will be called bitterness. The "disability" is unspeakable, because dozens of people have actually become disabled!
This caused a lot of anger, and all the Aristocratic Family accused them, Jun Moxie refused to let it go, they went head-to-head, and they saw another **** conflict.
Jun unintentionally finally found out that his and his father's previous plans were totally fantasy and speculation. Jun Moxie's existence in the army is directly a downright black horse, even more a tumor! It is best to clear it early. Staying for a long time will inevitably make him a mouse feces bad pot of porridge.
It only came out in the afternoon. One day did n’t pass, and it was n’t even late. It was n’t dark yet, this guy actually punished three times! I have offended all who can offend and cannot offend! If he was actually treated according to military law, at this time his head already dropped at least twice ...
So, after a heavy blow and then a harsh rebuke-
"Take your two hundred and five, give Lao Tzu!" | Jun Wuyi said: "In view of your boy's performance, now I will give you a major task, let you do your crime and make a contribution! The special order Jun Moxie is the way forward , Open roads on every mountain and bridge over water. If there are any omissions that lead to the loss of the army, come straight up and see! "
Jun Moxie suddenly heard this metaphor, just like an amnesty, and joyfully made a ring-shaped cymbal, with a kind of stubborn tone, made the gesture of the command in the play, looks like Qi Yuxuan Ang is contrived There is a Beijing opera: "It's ... oh ... Ling ..."
Then I made a goose wing shape, made a flying shape, took a half circle, took a two-step slow and steady eight step, and then turned into a small step, and happily flew out of the account.
Leave a room with big eyes and small eyes, all of them can't help but laugh. This kid is actually the only third generation descendant of the Jun family? The heir to the Aristocratic Family?
Jun Wuyi Marshal Jun tangles infinitely, only four words in his heart-family unfortunate!
Master Junda will also take care of the depression of his third uncle. We can completely get rid of this old life of **** army. For a long time, Lao Tzu suffered three fat puppets, which is still the kind of fat puppets who can't fight back! At this point, this road will take at least one month to reach Tiannan. At that time, let ’s talk about being dead and shameless, but the legendary ‘iron buttocks’ skill must be the best!
When the road pioneers, quack, that means that from now on, Lao Tzu himself has the final say! We are not very proficient at what makes Fengshan meet the bridge, but all the bandits and robbers encountered on the road will be flat. One does not stay!
What a great training opportunity!
Jun Moxie feared that the unintentional commander of the Jun suddenly changed the order again. On the night of receiving the order, two hundred and fifty people quickly pulled out of the camp, directly like a sharp arrow, and quickly pierced into the dark night. As the wishes of Marshal Jun, this 250 + 1 disappeared without a trace.
In the next two days, Jun Wuyi ’s commander was surprised to find out how wise and wise the decision was to send him to be a pioneer! It is simply the pen of God, or it is the legendary "sight-seeing talent"!
People do their best, it ’s too good to use them!
Not to mention the smoothness of this road, the army came along as if it were traveling in mountains and mountains, along the path of Jun Moxie's pioneers and horses, all the way without fear and danger, and the officials along the way Gao Jieyuan welcomed him, for fear that there would be poor hospitality there. As for the demand for military supplies, there would only be more to give, and there would be absolutely no deduction.
As for the thieves and bandits along the way, Jun Dashang started sweeping the leaves with the autumn wind, and swept all the way! Even go beyond the official road two hundred miles away. This journey of pioneering is directly a journey of bandits!
All the way past, all the bloody, full **** road!
Here, Correct is a journey of training for the remnants of heaven and blood!
Don't say Jun Moxie, even Jun has no intention of imagining what such 250 people would be all the way to Tiannan. What kind of scene would it be and how terrible Murderous Qi will be cultivated!
And Murderous Qi and Bloody are doomed along the way, this is the soul of these two troops!
Jun did not intend to lead the army. The first county passed by was okay, but when the second county prefecture saw him, it was like seeing a deep girl who leaned against the door to marry her husband. Wife.
The county magistrate seeing Jun's unintentional look is like seeing his long-term mother-in-law, no, it should be a father-in-law!
Tear Tears!
It turns out that this guy's official voice is almost a little bit. When he happened to come here, his **** was hurt by the saddle, so this guy's good day came.
First of all, the young and old have decided to take a carriage, but also a super luxurious one, and it must be completed within a day, and the progress of each hour is stipulated! During this period, Jun Dashao gave full play to his learned knowledge of the previous life and helped the county magistrate liquidate old accounts over the years.
This county magistrate's method is pretty good. He trembled to gather nearly a hundred craftsmen from far and near, and worked hard to meet the most stringent standards, according to the most comfortable riding idea, and at the fastest speed, and finally set the rules. In time, a super luxurious carriage was built! The necessary materials for this carriage directly wiped out the poor officials' years of gluttony and even owed a large amount of foreign debt!
When the construction was finally confirmed, the poor official trembled to report to King Pioneer. At this time, Jun Moxie was holding the ledger as a fan, and was very educated and instructed. Fan.
"I say Fei Zhuchang ..." This guy's name is actually called "fat pig intestine". This makes Jun Dashao amazed for a long time when he first learned about it. There is nothing strange about the world. The standard of this guy ’s parents is absolutely extraordinary.
"You are too unprofessional? The so-called Emperor Gao is far away. Your kid has made a county order for five years, and he has only searched for less than fifty thousand two hundred dollars? It is too bad A little! Grass! You ca n’t do well as a corrupt official, no wonder your kid is almost forty years old and just a garbage county magistrate! Five years of greedy ink, my god, you even hit me with a carriage. I heard that it's not enough, right? ... "Jun Moxie shook his head and sighed, it was a bit of sadness and anger.
"Yes ... The major general said that Xiaguan was really incompetent ..." The fat pig's intestine felt the cold sweat on his face, and trembled in reply. My heart is so bitter: My emperor ancestor, your carriage and wheels are a hundred-year-old rosewood, and there are four pearls inlaid in the carriage. This is ... but it ’s all my money. You even removed the door and bedboards of your grandma's house. What else do you want? Not to mention the previous greed, the uncle's family is directly surrounded by apprentices, and there is still a famine on the bottom, which still makes people not alive?