Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 154: Jun Moxie, I want to cook you mature rice!
Chapter 154 Jun Moxie, I want to cook you mature rice!
How can a man have to take aphrodisiac with him? What kind of logic is this? We have a wife, a little sister-in-law, and there is silver in the waist. Now the blue house is quite popular. Where can't we solve a physiological problem? As for taking aphrodisiac? That's all for the tools of the prostitute!
If anyone has taken an aphrodisiac from himself, wouldn't it be to tell you boldly: I am a gangster! ?
Are you going to be confused since then? Don't you want to lose face?
A dozen or so big guys opened their mouths and straightened their eyes one at a time, standing stunned, totally unsure of how to respond, much like a respected wooden sculpture.
"Oh, I just use this to study antidote. It is really out of kindness, not to do bad things. Do you guys have this expression?" Dugu Xiaoyi's guilty conscience was still hard, and she kept persuading. They said, "In addition, if you take out aphrodisiac and I research it to understand the medicine, the women in the world will never worry about it, and I don't know how many sisters will thank you! You are the greatest heroes."
Everybody is dark-faced and doesn't speak.
Of course you do n’t do bad things, because even if you want to do bad things, you do n’t have that ability! In this matter, it seems that you have no place to take advantage of except for being taken advantage of by others ...
"Give it up, give it up, you give it up ..." Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out his hand, eagerly looking.
"Return to Young Lady, no!" is the first general.
"You can have it at this moment, at best you give me, I won't tell others that the medicine is yours!" The little girl became more and more beautiful!
"No, it really isn't!" The leader burst into cold sweat instantly. If he took out an aphrodisiac from me, he would be removed immediately after returning! Moreover, there is no guarantee that there will be no suspicious people to toss myself, and I can't relax when I die, let alone there is no one on hand!
"Neither of us!" A dozen people answered in a righteous manner, standing upright. Everyone thinks clearly about this joint.
Besides, everyone came out this time as a regular military operation. Is it too late to abstain from abstinence, and to get some of them out? Are they really moldy? !!
"Fuck!" Dugu Xiaoyi sweared crisply, and more than a dozen people who scolded his eyes were squinted. I didn't expect this little aunt and grandma to say such direct cursing words: "Such big men are actually Did n’t bring any? "
A dozen people nodded together like chicken and rice.
"Since there are none, let's be punished together. Come here," Dugu Xiaoyi Murderous Qi said tentatively, "Drag me out of these twelve guys, and each hit a hundred army sticks!"
The people were stunned together.
We do n’t carry aphrodisiacs, and being a good man at home has actually committed a crime? Are we not just good men, or soldiers, soldiers on the battlefield, don't think it's wrong to think about that stuff? What is this saying?
Oh, heaven, earth, give me a reason?
With the order of Dugu Xiaoyi, several guards like wolf-like tigers came in all of a sudden. These people are all Jun Moxie's exclusive team. They are drawn from the 250 people to take care of Duguxiao. Everyone has a good skill, they can ignore the little girl's order is justified and irrational, it is just a matter of dictating the law, dragging these people will be taken out to implement the "military law".
"Slow!" The leader of the house was sweating coldly. If the hundred army sticks were beaten down, they would be reimbursed here for the dozens of individuals. At this point, it is still the intention of small Princess. Then wait for someone to report to Guan Qinghan Young Lady, and ask her to take good care of the little Princess. Presumably, nothing will happen. It would be too wrong to kill someone for it ...
"Oh?, do you have it now?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved his guards to withdraw and asked with interest.
"Skinny monkey, should you have it? Remember that when you first left Tianxiang, you had some secrets, please take it out!" The head of the family glared at the thinnest one of the dozen or so individuals. Road.
"I ... I ..." The poor monkey named "Skinny Monkey" blinked, totally ignorant of what to say. I really did not expect that under the threat of a hundred army sticks, my boss sold himself ...
"Why are you? Get it out quickly!" The house scolded the leader angrily, cursing resentfully: "You unpromising guy!"
"But ... I was for myself. I thought that this time to Tiannan was not a real military operation. I was going to relax on the return trip ..." The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully. A thin face was flushed with redness, and the real face was red with red ears and a little helpless.
Someone couldn't help grunting and grinning.
An explanation is a disguise. A disguise is something that really happens. What kind of man can take his own aphrodisiac with him at any time? You don't need to know this question.
"It's for men?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes brightened: "That's the best! Uh ... that's barely okay ... I'll hand it over! I'm in a hurry to research it!"
The thin monkey's mind was depressed and ashamed, and he trembled out a small paper bag from his arms. He held it in his hand and wanted to hand it out, but he had scruples. He clearly saw Their companions looked at their weird eyes. At this moment, the thin monkey could not help but dig a hole and jump down to bury itself.
But it's lost!
I do n’t know how much money it will take to plug these guys afterwards; if only these guys know that they are all brothers, then it does n’t matter, but if these people pass on to themselves… ... No, then you really have to wipe your neck with a knife ...
Dugu Xiaoyi saw that guy twitched himself. He was really impatient. He jumped over and grabbed his hands. He smiled and was very happy. Then he remembered to hold his face and asked seriously: " This thing ... how to use it? "
The skinny monkey flushed and even his neck became red, struggling, "Just pick up the weight of a nail with your fingernails, and dissolve it in the wine ..."
"Puchi ..." There were a few people behind me who couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands, coughing dullly, his body was a little jerky, and the muscles on his face were a bit twisted. ...
"Oh ..." Dugu Xiaoyi nodded appreciatively, looking expert. "What will happen after use? Will it hurt the body?"
"This ... No! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction ..." The sweat beads on the skin of the thin monkey fell down one by one. I really do n’t know how to answer it. One The face was almost waxy yellow.
Everyone behind him has one action: cover one's mouth with one hand, cover his belly with one hand, and tremble all over his body ...
"Oh ... I know, I know, it's not your business, let's all go down." Dugo Xiaoyi's face turned red, and she seemed to think of the fault of her own problem, and waved her hand, everyone was pardoned , Hurriedly turned around and went out, just listening to Dugu Xiaoyi shouting: "Wait!" Suddenly stopped again.
"This matter ... is a secret, you know? This is a big event about the happiness of thousands of women. Don't let it leak!" Dugu Xiaoyi said with a solemn solemnity: "Especially my brothers, even more so Let them know, okay? Well, I ... I'm afraid they steal, eh, yes, I'm afraid they steal, what's wrong?
What? Afraid they steal? Do the young and old masters of the Dugu family need to steal this kind of thing? The faces of all the people were weird. If some elder brothers from Dugu Xiaoyi heard this sentence, I'm afraid they would spit out blood and faint: we are coming very normal ...
I saw Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes glared: "So don't let them know! If someone tells them, hum, I'll ... I'll ... I'll put this bag all over whose belly Here! Did you hear me clearly? "
"Listen clearly!" The crowd hurried back before they exited the account and walked not far away. Suddenly they fluttered to the ground one by one. Haha laughed and started to roll away. Can't live.
"You ... you ..." The skinny monkey was angry and sullen, his eyes widened, and the cheeks, who had not had much meat, were also stunned, silent.
"Hahaha ... ridiculously **** me ... It turns out that the thin monkey is such a capable person, really ... unexpectedly, no wonder this guy always runs far every time he visits the kiln ... hahaha ... Several young masters would even steal the stuff ... Brother suddenly became proud ... "A few people hugged their belly and rolled up on the ground ... and they all laughed and made a bunch.
The skinny monkey's face rose purple and shivered, suddenly hugging a tree, and hitting it severely with his head ...
The real desire to cry without tears ...
Sometimes, I laughed enough. The chief coughed seriously, and said, "I laughed and laughed too. I have to ask you a few words. Today, no one is allowed to reveal it! Believe everyone. I also know the consequences of this incident once it spreads. At that time, everyone will have no good food! Everyone did not get to the hundred army sticks today and would not want to suffer the military laws of other days. Do you know? "
The crowd nodded, saying they must keep it secret.
"I have to ask for Young Lady, please ask her to look at the small Princess, but it won't cause a disaster ..." The leader of the family hurried away ...
In the account, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag with his own handkerchief, drew it into his arms, and looked around with extreme guilty conscience, and then a proud smile appeared.
"Hum ..." Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy and wanted to sing. He smiled and showed a pair of little tiger teeth. He jumped to the mirror, and carefully checked his face, muttering. Said to herself: "I see where you can run, hum, Jun Moxie, this girl will come to a king to make a bow and make mature rice from your pot of rice, let you still run! Huh, sister, Don't blame the little girl for not being righteous! Hey, how can you grab it now? "
Thinking of the pride, Dugu Xiaoyi frowned and made a grimace.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a large family, and she really seemed to understand things in that respect. This time, Jun had no intention of saying to Guan Qinghan, and it aroused the panic in her heart. A weird idea.