Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 135: Use “White Snake” to make fun …

Chapter 135 uses "White Snake" to make fun ...

Drinking a pot of old wine in Meimeidi, Jun Moxie who eats Hesse in a hurry, is finally restored to spirit. Began to slowly eat a variety of dishes, while at the same time more diligently for the four beautiful women cloth dishes.

"Mei Mei, come and try this, this is a good thing. After eating, it can nourish the yin and kidney, and beauty and beauty. Although you don't need this very much, how can a woman mind that she is better, isn't it ... ... "

"Cold cold, come, eat this, this one can be a place for blood, seeing how pale your face is these days, it really makes me heartache ..."

"Xiaoyi, come here, eat this, this one is delicious, you chew and try it ... um, isn't it the more chewing the more fragrant? Haha, here is mixed with my unique secret recipe, the taste is different ... "

"Xun Xun, don't just eat vegetarian food, come and taste this snake meat wonton, how delicious it is ... the entrance is instant, and it is really rare and delicious ..."

"Jun Moxie! If you want to die, just say, I'll fulfill you!" Snake King Xun Xun almost crooked his nose, eyes full of evil! This guy actually let himself be the snake king to eat snake meat, and he can be more shameless ...

"Eh? Are you still not satisfied? It's my fault, haha, look for the girl, these little snakes naturally can't get into your eyes, next time, I will bow down, grab a snake king for the girl and stew ... "Jun Moxie continued to ridicule unknowingly.

Seeing that the snake king is about to explode, Mei Xueyan snorted and looked at Jun Moxie: "Shut up!"

Jun Mo's evil words came to an abrupt halt, and he was so stuffy, we couldn't afford this, it was too fierce!

Finally, we have time to see. Jun Moxie's eyes turned and he said, "Anyway, it's okay for the time being. I'll tell you a story, a wonderful story."

After speaking, no matter whether the four women agree or disagree, Jun Moxie opened her mouth wide and told the story. Master Junda is telling the story of The White Snake ... Naturally, speaking from the mouth of Jun Moxie, of course, it is different from the traditional White Snake biography. In his mouth, these two snakes, a white snake and a green snake, are all mysterious beasts ... and are the strongest beastmasters ...

The story of White Snake, Jun Moxie's story is extremely ups and downs, which is very fascinating. Even the snake king, Xun Xun, who thought he was teasing himself at first, was fascinated. When she heard that White Lady was giving birth to Xu Xian, the king of snakes looked at her cheeks, her face was red, and suddenly Gasser asked: "What the **** ... The white lady was born a baby ... ... or an egg? "

"Eh ... this, it looks like a baby." Jun Moxie rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "But this can't be verified. Unless ... now there can be a metamorphic mystic The King of Snakes is married to a man of this world ... then we should be able to understand ... "

The Snake King looked for the teapot on the table and threw it on his face, and everyone laughed.

"Don't interrupt, talk quickly. What happened later?" Mei Xueyan hurriedly urged. The boss of the day punishment listened to this story quite fascinated, and even uttered intervention, urging louder.

"Eh ... that Fa Hai was a great Confucian ... finally ... Finally, Bai Niang was locked under the Lei Feng Tower!" Jun Moxie continued in a hurry, and said in twists and turns: "And wrote the post:" Unless The West Lake is dry and the Leifeng Pagoda is down, otherwise the Beastmaster will never get out! Think the bottom of the West Lake leads directly to the sea, when will it dry up? And the Leifeng Tower is made of whole body fine copper. It has stood on the earth for millions of years, and its foundation is extremely strong. It was even cast by the immortals themselves. How could it fall? So the so-called condition is just a deception ... "

Jun Moxie said here, everyone sighed together. The Snake King Xun Xun felt the same, and his eyes were a little red. Dugu Xiaoyi even cried tears, and said with a twitch, "What can I do? That wouldn't make it out of my life, poor white lady ... wow, it's so pitiful ..."

"Foresee what happened later, and listen to the following resolution." Jun Moxie hippie smiled and wanted to sell a man, but was glared at him at the same time by four women, both ears were pinched left and right, fiercely Twist: "Did you say it?"

Under such classic torture, the emperor did not give in, and said with a bitter face: "... So, the white lady's son went through a nine hundred and eighty-one difficulty to save her mother ... so so So so ... finally ... rescued, a family reunion! "

Jun Moxie wiped a sweat. I wanted to ridicule the King of Snakes, but I didn't think I would be a cocoon, and I was forced to tell such a long story ...

"Finally, the final result will be a full moon, and a lover will eventually become a family member! That abominable Fa Hai is really a goddamn! People love men and women, what is he doing? Intervening and intervening in a big way, the couple separated For many years! "Dugu Xiaoyi wiped her tears and said indignantly," None of these great Confucianists is a good thing! "

Mei Xueyan's three women obviously felt the same and nodded in unison.

"Later, there were good people who wrote a song for their encounter, so the world sang it, and the love between White Lady and Xu Xian finally became an immortal legend ..." Jun Moxie smiled lightly for The story came to an end.

"What song? Sing and listen?" Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi suddenly became interested. Even Mei Xueyan and Snake King Xun Xun also had an expectation in their eyes.

"Kee ... My throat is really unsuitable for singing, but it's a song." Jun Moxie didn't expect to be in the middle of the episode, and suddenly he was a little bit embarrassed. Well, he doesn't know how to sing this song, but ... let the big killer really let go of his voice and sing, no matter in the past or this life, it has never been before, and it is unwilling.

"No! Hurry up and sing! Do you still want your ears?" The four women actually spoke in unison, at the same time they forced up, blocking in all directions, leaving Master Jun nowhere.

Jun Moxie's heart was bitter, and she raised her hand to surrender: "I want to sing, but I have to declare first, I really don't sing, I can only hum slowly ... This song is so long, I forget it Almost the same. "

"No! You must remember them all, otherwise your ears are going to be asked!"

Jun Moxie had no choice but to yield again. He closed his eyes and adjusted his emotions. He coughed a few times, and all the girls held their breath. Jun Moxie finally hummed slowly.

"... I have a chance to meet for thousands of miles ... I have no chance to hold my hands across the opposite side ... 10 years of repairing the same boat ... 100 years of repairing and sleeping together ..." Jun Moxie finally finished the hard humming, seemingly missing a few sentence. But with his thicker skin than the city walls, he didn't care about it.

But this is an incomplete song. With the beautiful melody and touching lyrics, the eyes of the girls are blurred.

"A beautiful song!" Mei Xueyan had a dreamy face on her face, and said quietly: "A beautiful mood!"

The girls nodded one after another. After listening to the story and hearing the song again, they immediately felt that they were closely related to the characters in the story. With their anger and sorrow, as they separated from life and death, for a time, there was no. People speak.

In the silence, a thin flute sounded quietly, sobbing, like a cricket ... But Guan Qinghan took out the jade flute from his sleeve, and slowly tuned it according to the tune of Jun Moxie's humming. Play it out ...

Xiao Yin sobbed, it seemed to bring everyone into that imaginary story ...

After a long time, Xiaoyin finally drifted away, and everyone finally came back.

"A really nice piece of music. I have never heard such a nice piece of music." Dugu Xiaoyi clapped his hands, his face was drunk. Suddenly surprised: "Brother Mo Xie, I haven't heard the story, and I haven't heard this song ... Where did you come from?"

This question attracted everyone's eyes to Jun Moxie. Jun Moxie suddenly became a little embarrassed, and coughed a few times, saying: "This ... I actually heard it accidentally, I long forgot who told it to me ... It's been a long time, now Can you remember that these alreadys are very good ... Um, look at the food is almost finished, the afternoon auction is about to start. We have to hurry up and prepare ... "

"Huh! You must have something else!" Dugu Xiaoyi grumbled, saying, "I want to dig you well!" The little girl's voice was very sure! Quite a bit mean.

Jun Moxie sweats a lot. If it is really entangled by the little girl, I will make songs with myself every day ... I have no inventory of this, I am afraid it will be gone in two days ...

At this moment, the savior is here.

A clear knocking sound came from outside the door, followed by Hai Shenfeng's voice: "Three Young Master, the predecessors of the three holy places said that there is something to discuss with you. I don't know ..."

"Three holy places?" Jun Moxie and Mei Xueyan glanced at each other, and then said, "I will pass." Outside, Shen Shenfeng agreed, silently. Mei Xueyan frowned and stood up.

"Are you going with me?" Jun Moxie looked at Mei Xueyan.

"Well, I will accompany you, these people, you still do n’t know much. If it ’s just a small loss or a trivial matter, it ’s very likely that you will become a bloodshed, and your current strength is still Too weak! "

Mei Xueyan smiled lightly, and there was a slight concern in his eyes: "I have always dealt with them. Although I believe they still don't recognize me, I can also come up with ideas when you are present."

Jun Moxie smiled, and said, "It is nothing more than panacea, and it is the news of alchemists. In addition, these holy people who have higher eyes than the top, are willing to take care of me. Lazy people? There won't be too much work! "

"This was originally a good thing. But these two things, but already relationship is too great! As long as one is not good, it will cause large-scale bleeding ..." Mei Xueyan frowned, a little worried: "Today I did not expect that there would be such a large scale, and the consequences caused by it may be even more serious! This was unexpected when it was initially expected. "