Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 92: Because of the year, today’s fruit
Chapter 92: The cause of the year, the fruit of today
I have just entered the courtyard here. When I saw the conference hall of Oriental Aristocratic Family in front of me, Dongfang asked the sword and patted his head. He said, "Yes ... you have to be careful with your sister, don't look at you. How does the boy's strength improve, your uncle still wants to get you. In short, this time your boy is miserable! "After that, the corners of his mouth were drawn, drawing a weird arc.
"Eh? What's wrong with Dasao?" Jun Moxie has had too many things these days. already had forgotten the original prank, but this question was really surprised.
"Why else do you ask? What good deeds you did yourself, you don't know?" The Oriental asked the knife suddenly with a strange smile, and a wide mouth almost got behind the ears, said cheerfully: " ... one two three four, two two three four, change the pose, and again ... wow ha ha ha ... "
"Why ..." Jun Moxie was stunned by San Wei's weird action, and suddenly remembered the original masterpiece, and couldn't help crying and laughing.
"I have to say, your kid is too narrow and hahaha ... has made you stubbornly ... hahaha, such a serious person is standing and changing postures every night ... hard work Extremely ... Fucking volley ... Hahaha ... "Dongfang asked the sword, which had been trying to restrain himself, but when I remembered it, I finally couldn't help but wanted to laugh. The more I laughed, the more I laughed. Stomach squatting on the ground, could not help rubbing the tears that laughed.
Jun Moxie laughed for a while, suddenly suddenly dumbfounded, and now I remember, it seems that he has buried a bomb here ... It seems that the big **** came back to already early, and he needs to pack himself ... this But how is it good?
Bali Liyun and others apparently didn't know what the two of them were laughing at, and they looked at each other with gossip.
And just at this moment, a sudden burst of drinking suddenly sounded: "Boss! You are talking nonsense there!" The accent is very heavy, obviously already is very angry!
With the big drink, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone, but the people were extraordinary in appearance, three strands of long cormorant floating on the chest, with a square face, Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, straight nose, one body. majesty!
Correct Master's sister-in-law's sister-in-law, the Oriental Master, is here!
It is just that the old man ’s fair face is now a reddish-red face, his eyes are spitting fire, and his pants are breathless. It seems that the more you look, the more you look like Master Guan ...
"Jun Moxie! You little beast! Your kid is here just right, and he said that this little bunny will hide forever in the world of punishment! If you do n’t come, I will go to the heaven punishment forest myself to find You! Now it ’s rare that your little **** will be delivered to you automatically, but it saves the old man from making a long journey! If the old man did n’t learn a good thing from you today, would n’t he be ashamed of Tian Lilun! ” Turned purple, yelled like a thunder, so powerful!
With the sound of a thunderstorm, Uncle Dong Fang stepped forward and stretched out a large fan-like hand, grabbed Jun Moxie as a chest!
Hundred miles of falling clouds and Leng Ao face each other: Is this ... is the legendary puppet meeting? How can the process be so weird? As soon as the old man met his head, he held his stomach and laughed, and his stomach hurt. Later, when the old man met, he changed the title of Master Junda to four or five. What kind of complicated relationship does this family have ...
Jun Moxie screamed and ran away!
How can he dare to be caught by Dongfang's interrogation in such a situation now? This is dear! I ca n’t even think of fighting back. I ca n’t even fight. The only thing I can do is run away. If I get caught, then I ’ll be able to survive the cruelty?
"Hey ... help ... he's going to kill someone, save someone ..." Jun Dashao rushed out of the Eastern courtship and screamed all the way, as if already was No one can abuse it ...
"You, the lawless little bunny, dare to run! Stop for Laozi!" Uncle Dongfang blew up his lungs, followed by meteors, and the two of them chased them from the yard to the hall. Here, chasing and escaping from the empty hall, Jun Moxie shouted for help all the way, the volume was loud, deafening, and the whole Oriental Aristocratic Family chicken flying dog jumped, countless people probed to see what happened ... ...
Seeing that the situation is not good, the younger King immediately fled towards the inner court, looking for rescuers.
Uncle Oriental is gnashing his teeth and catching up. An unstoppable look that never chases after all! This posture is what is called: I will chase you to the Temple of Heaven when you go to heaven, and I will chase you to Crystal Palace when you go to the sea! I will chase you to Yanluo House when you dig the ground, and I will chase you straight to Daxiong Baodian when you go west!
In short, it is Shangqiongbi who fell Huangquan, and he also got this tone!
Uncle Oriental has never been so ugly in his life! But having no posterity for many years really made him anxious. After finally catching a glimmer of hope, how can I let it go? There are three unfilial pieties, and no one is too big ...
So after getting Jun Moxie ’s "secret method" for child-rearing, Grandpa Oriental basically scrupulously followed the original teachings and performed every move in strict accordance with Jun Moxie's "secret method". ...
A lot of work is undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, I saw several wives and concubines with their belly up, not to mention how satisfied and happy Grandpa Oriental is ...
At that time, if he was allowed to see Jun Moxie, a good nephew, he would be able to do things like kneeling down and scratching his head! Where does it matter? Save the dignity of men!
But after I accidentally talked with Dongfang Wenjian, I learned the truth ... Uncle Dongfang now understands: In fact, the medicine that Jun Moxie gave at first, already has cured all his own problems, no need to use any formula Any mess can get pregnant ... that is to say, I was rescued by my good nephew and he was fiercely playing!
This ugly incident has been known by his second brother! What is even more unacceptable is that his second brother is still a big mouth! ...... So, the third brother knew ... and then ...
Uncle Oriental can hear laughter no matter where he goes for a period of time, which has caused him a new problem: allergic to laughter! As long as I hear the laughter, I will explode without asking ...
But, in this life, who hasn't had some happy and funny things? To give a simple example: if someone accidentally puts a fart in the audience, it can also cause a happy laughter ... not to mention too many things like this ...
Today's uncle Oriental is almost nervous, and when he hears laughter, he thinks he is targeting himself!
Seeing the sudden appearance of the culprit at this moment, Dongfang's interrogation is almost out of breath! In any case, you are not willing to let it go, you can't let it go, you must not let it go! !! !!
"Cough! What's going on? What's going on? Is it rebellious?" During the chase, a majestic cough sounded, and the old lady from the East calmly came out of the inner courtyard. I saw a chicken flying over the yard!
Dongfang Wenjian Erye hid behind his back and covered his mouth with already. There is a tendency to draw wind ...
The big savior finally arrived, Jun Moxie was pardoned, and he hid behind the old lady, grieving with a look of grievance: "Hey ... yeah he's crazy ... he will kill me when I come ... this is What's going on! You save your life! "
The old lady from the East reluctantly made a blind eye: Who would kill you? Isn't your kid in trouble? Is it true that I am so confused?
But how old the old man is, his face is full of surprise, and he expresses his pity to the East: "Stop, what are you doing like this in your grandfather! Look at the two of you, one big and one small. What does it look like? Even if it is a small play, is it that your big one is addicted? What is going on? Listen to the causes and consequences! "
Alas, the old lady is naturally facing her grandson, which is undoubted.
But this seemingly fair question made the Eastern Grandpa almost breathless. Listen to the cause and effect? Can this be said ... Suddenly, his face rose purple, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Jun Moxie: "Okay ... well ... little bunny, you you ... you wait for Laozi ..."
Jun Moxie said in an injustice: "Oh, I ca n’t say anything. I'm right, even if I really did something wrong, you can say it, everyone will comment. If I am really wrong, then I It ’s nothing to let you breathe out ... but you do n’t say anything but it ’s a meal ... I am so wronged ... I mean, I ’ve just arrived at the door, I did n’t even drink hot water It ’s just a blast, who can stand it, and what ’s wrong with your nephew, what do you say ... ”
At this moment, the expression on Jun Dashao's face is definitely comparable to the eternal injustice of June Feixue!
A piece of liver and bowel is broken, where does the end of the earth look for friends ...
Uncle Oriental narrowed his eyes, his eyes were almost protruding, and he was so angry that he could n’t even say a word. Today, this dumb loss, he is ready ...
"Hahaha ..." At the gate of the courtyard, Sanye Dongfang, who was sitting on the ground with a smile on already, suddenly burst into a hilarious laugh, only to lie on the ground with tears flowing, and a big fist kept beating the ground. The whole body was twitching, and the sieve was violently trembling. Later, it was out of breath ...
Oriental **** finally has a place to vent, and yelled, "Boss, what are you smirking at ?! Is there any point in the body!" While talking, he rushed forward.
Don't ask the sword and heard the words, I felt awful, but the laughter continued, but already jumped up before he escaped, but he laughed already with a weak smile, and even had to run wild in the future. already I caught my Brother, and then I was carried out like a sandbag, and then I heard a dense explosion of firecrackers outside ...