Galactic Garbage Station Chapter 289: Parrot selling
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(Four thousand words chapter)
In the next few days, Su Jing had a relatively leisurely life. He invited some professional people to renovate and consolidate the next floor, making it more closed and more complete, especially adding a bulletproof glass protection. The hood surrounds the eight trigrams stone seal, so that you can have one more line of defense and more safety.
In addition to doing this, Su Jing is to train the body and spiritual force, raise pets, and plant plants. He has received calls from three ancient months and said that he introduced Murong Xian'er to him. There are beautiful women like Murong Xian'er. Su Jing There is still a little sense of vanity in her heart, but probably guessed that she asked zither skill for the purpose, so she was not invited. After all, if you do not rely on zither magic, your own zither skill may not be as good as Murong Xian'er, and zither magic cannot be taught. If I were to teach her, I'm afraid I'd be exposed.
In the past few days, in addition to hypnotizing pets and letting them enter Crystal Contemplation, Su Jing also cooperated with feeding some Jade Fang Fish, Jade Fang Fish has nutrients that magical beast meat does not have, which is more than magical beast meat, the effect is extremely obvious The pets are rapidly advancing in intelligence and body, one day at a time.
On this day, without Su Jing ’s knowledge, the two parrots were fed and flew to the beach. Normally, even if they came here, they would not land, and they would fly home soon, but today they landed and stopped on a signboard standing in front of a store.
"The boss comes with two pounds of seeds."
"Want the largest sunflower seed."
Two parrots yelled, causing customers and the boss in the shop to laugh. There are basically seafood shops, barbecue shops, swimming equipment shops, etc. nearby. There are very few melon seeds sold. Only this newly opened shop has these two parrots. It must be attracted by melon seeds.
"Boss. Are these two parrots raised by your family? They look beautiful and speak fluently."
"This should be the yellow-necked Amazon parrot. I heard that this parrot speaks the most."
"Oh, it's not from my family. It should be a parrot from A'Jing of Su Family Village." The owner of the shop is a nearby villager. At first glance, he probably guessed the origin of the two parrots and couldn't help laughing.
So, I took a small bag of melon seeds and hung them on the signboard. Many of the villagers nearby were very grateful for Su Jing. After all, since Su Jing developed tourism with Wang Zhuo. All kinds of businesses have been done well. The employment rate and living standards of the nearby villagers have skyrocketed. The fish farms invested by Su Jing have also recruited many nearby villagers, and also made many people have high incomes.
In addition, the projects carried out by Su Jing, Seagull Umbrella, Swallow Slip, Red Fox Wine are also very good for the nearby business, so for the animals raised by Su Jing, the nearby villagers are grateful and love. I usually see something to eat, and I'm usually happy.
Two parrots are welcome. This is the time to eat melon seeds. They are the best in speed, and they are much faster than people. The beak reaches into the bag, picks up a melon seed, bites gently, licks the tongue, the melon seed meat enters the mouth, and the melon seed shell spit out. They are almost one per second, and a small bag of melon seeds will be eaten clean after three or two, so that tourists will be dumbfounded.
"Not eating enough."
"I want seeds."
The meaning of the two parrots is never enough. Cried.
The shop owner doesn't know what to say, the tourists laughed. A big man said: "Call me uncle, I will give you a bag of seeds."
"Your uncle's."
"Your uncle's."
The two parrots are unambiguous at all. Suddenly cried. The big man's face suddenly turned black, and the other tourists laughed, thinking that the two parrots were really interesting. Some tourists nearby saw the movement and came around one after another. After the vibration Great Seafood Restaurant of stores of three villages, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang and Liu Shu heard the movement and walked out to see doesn't know what to say. Needless to say, it must have been the pet of A'Jing. Only the A'Jing domesticated ones will be too clever and will cause such a big movement.
"Everyone is quiet, listen to us tell stories."
"Quiet, this is a touching and inspirational story."
The two parrots cried out, so that the tourists around them all showed interest, and thought these two parrots really not only speak fluently, but also tell stories?
One of the parrots said, "There is a man who thinks he is too fat and goes to the weight loss center. After arriving, the lady at the front desk asks if he wants to lose weight. What does he say is the price? Five hundred, one thousand, and one thousand five, what price do you want, sir? He said it would be better, try the five hundred first, and after paying the money, the lady at the front desk gave him a key And told him to enter through the first door. He took the key to open the first door. When he saw the room was very spacious, there was a beautiful woman lying on the bed, wearing a three-point style. Me, I'll let you hehehe '. "
When it comes to this, the tourists around are a little weird. I want to make sure this is a touching and inspirational story, but their attention is still attracted. Another parrot asked, "What is hey?" Hey hey. "
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, they are all adults, you know."
"Okay, then."
"Then the man ’s eyes are shiny, oh, this is what the weight loss center looks like. This is quite artistic. The beauty makes me chase. Hey, five hundred dollars is worth it. So he started chasing, desperately chasing all the time, finally finally catching up, and successfully hey hey. After going home, he was sweaty, and he was really on the scale. Two kilograms, this weight loss center is quite effective. After a few days, he went to report again, want to lose weight again, it should continue. The lady at the front desk saw him, and the sir is you, may I ask ... he interrupted, five hundred I tried it, this time I want a thousand, I paid a thousand dollars, took the key, opened the second door, opened the door and looked at it, the inside is also very spacious, the beauty inside, the three-point style is gone, the whole body ' If you're sitting there in a candid manner, you hook him with your hand. "You chase me. If you chase me, I will let you hehehe." He already knew the rules, he chased it up, and finally chased him. Arrived, I ran faster this time, and finally succeeded Said. Five kilograms less, the results are getting better and better. The third time to report again, the lady at the front desk recognized him. Mr. is you ... He interrupted that the lady did not need to introduce. I understand the rules, I am considered an expert, This time I want one thousand five. So, I paid one thousand five, took the key, opened the number three door, and quickly locked the door after entering, quickly undressed. Looking back. A chimpanzee sitting on a chair, mother Chimpanzee, said to him, 'I'm chasing you, if I chase you, I will make you hehehe'. "
The voice of the parrot has not yet fallen. The male tourists around have laughed, some female tourists also laughed, and some laughed and scolded the parrot. It was really shameless, who actually taught such a bad parrot. Of course, some heard it. This is the meat paragraph that Fei Yuqing talked about, but listen to it again in the mouth of the parrot, don't have a taste. Some tourists who know some parrots. It was secretly shocked in my heart. This parrot is too powerful. It can speak such a large paragraph clearly and fluently. In fact, the change is before, even if these two parrots have eaten magical beast meat Also passed Ten Thousand Beasts Tablet with Su Jing I have exchanged, and I can only talk about some paragraphs intermittently, not such a long paragraph at a time. This is Crystal Contemplation with Jade Fang Fish Further effect.
"Tell me another."
"Yes, say one more."
The tourists cheered. I haven't heard enough of them, those female tourists who blame the parrot for being unkind. Shy, but reluctant to leave. Still want to see the excitement.
"If you want to hear the story, buy melon seeds first."
"We want to eat big seeds."
The tourists are happy, these two parrots are so fine, but the melon seeds are not worth a few dollars, a few are very generous, and they have bought a bag, and soon, on the signboard at the foot of the two parrots, already Full of seeds.
"These two Guigui spirits." Zhao Mengxiang doesn't know what to say.
"Look at it, don't get caught." Su Zhenhong laughed. In fact, the two parrots tell stories here, and there is no bad influence. It is also good for the tourism industry. The only worry is being caught. Scratch away. After all, these two parrots are very valuable.
The two parrots ate melon seeds for a while. After being impatiently urged by the tourists, they finally stopped to eat and started talking again. The parrot that just talked a lot shouted, "I just talked about one. It ’s up to you. ”
The other parrot is also unambiguous, and immediately said: "There is a man who is urinating on the train. This train is particularly crowded. He has only one station. The road is full of people. He goes to I squeezed forward and back, but I could n’t squeeze out. In desperation, he had to squeeze aside and squeeze to the window. Unzipped the zipper, his body bent into a C-shape, and sprinkled up outside the window. As a result, it was almost a small station At the time, a stationmaster standing next to the track was sprinkled. The stationmaster was very angry, but the train was too fast, he could only try to see a bit more clearly in the electric flint, and then rushed in to call the next one immediately. Dazhan reported that there was a passenger just now, which was really rude. I was lighting the lamp. He actually sprayed my face with saliva. He did n’t know why it was salty. You have to investigate quickly. This passenger makes me really angry. Catch me out and warn me. 'The station manager at the next station said, "Don't be angry, this traveler, I will find a way to catch it, please tell me his appearance characteristics." The station manager said, "Let me Think about it, the speed is too fast to see clearly, I only saw the man with a big beard and a cigar in his mouth. "
The words just fell, and the whole audience was already laughing and laughing, and the girls were leaning back and forth, and the girls also smiled shyly, insulting the two parrots for being too bad. So, they bought melon seeds and gave them to two parrots. The two parrots thought it was almost enough. Each one lifted a few bags of melon seeds and fluttered their wings vigorously, regardless of the tourists' stay. They flew home. However, the two clips of the storytelling just now were recorded by people and posted on the Internet, quickly popular.
In the classroom of "Hahaha" Zhongyun High School high school second year, Tang Xiaoyu has just watched the video, and his stomach is about to laugh and hurt. Although the two parrots have changed from the previous ones, they are bigger and more beautiful, but she recognizes that these are definitely the two Su Jings. There can be no more parrots that speak so fluently and so badly.
"What does my brother teach?" After Su Ya read it, he couldn't help laughing but he couldn't help it.
"Haha is so funny." After watching the video of the Ambush of the Divine Dog crew, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and the others, the tears came out of the smile. As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to keep it reserved, but it was really intolerable live. As a sequel to Divine Dog, the same producer and the same director, the main actors have not changed, so that the crew has a tacit understanding, and it is easier to shoot. Moreover, audience acceptance is also higher. The perfect new outfit hasn't finished broadcasting, but it's already finished recording, so Guo Biting is also available now, devoted wholeheartedly to the Divine Dog sequel shooting.
"These two parrots are really bad." Guo Biting sneered.
"It must be taught by the guy of A'Jing." Liu Qian also smiled.
At this moment, the Su Jing at home also learned from the messages sent by her sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and the others that the two parrots went out for a show. doesn't know what to say could n’t help but shouted injustice, when the two parrots were called , Taught them a lesson, and told them not to go out and fooling around in the future, otherwise they would be caught in a big loss if caught.
The reason why these two parrots learn to tell stories is that although they are related to Su Jing, they are followed by Su Jing, but Su Jing did not specifically teach them. They learned it by themselves, and they went out to speak without permission.
"However, it's really good to speak, and the laugh is well grasped. These two parrots are really too clever. It seems that being too clever will also cause trouble, and all pets will be more strict in the future. It ’s disciplined, or else they do n’t know what ’s going on with them. ”
Su Jing is vigilant. Pets used to be smart, but they are still animals. But now, they have become more and more separated from animals, their behaviors are biased towards humans, and their thoughts are no longer so simple. If they are left alone, they may cause very bad consequences. Parrots used to like to eat melon seeds, but they never thought they would get melon seeds, but now they know how to think this way. doggy went out to see people buy bones, maybe they will use some means to steal their bones, after all, people don't think dogs will be so smart. There is also Battle Wolf, let alone needless to say, if it ran out of willful nonsense, it may cause a disaster.
In short, pets ca n’t just teach animals just after they have been taught. They are like children in the development of intelligence. They must strengthen the discipline of conduct and let them know what they can do from the bottom of their hearts. What cannot be done, what should be done and what should not be done. (To be continued.)