Juvenile Medical God Chapter 144: Calculated Monkey (three more)
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Mating. The mating and reproduction of offspring is the instinct of the species. Even the long humans of all living things can't control this instinct, let alone a hungry Monkey.
After being reminded by Lu Qingshan, Qin Lang has roughly figured out the details of this Monkey: a male monkey, who has been hungry for staying with his owner for many years, so this Monkey must definitely vent.
And Qin Lang's human tactics quickly worked together. Although it is not obvious to play Monkey calls on the street with cellphone, it is difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, but it can attract the attention of Monkey. This is not because the hearing of Monkey is much stronger than people, but because of different concerns, such as a person who advocates nature, he can even hear the sound of insects in the noisy City, because he is not concerned about those noises, It's a natural sound.
Soon after Qin Lang went downstairs, about twenty minutes, Han Sanqiang called and said that his man found a black Monkey in a sycamore tree on a street in the north of the city.
"Hook!"
Qin Lang smiled and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Teacher Tao, go to Xianfeng Road in the north of the city, then Monkey has appeared."
"Really?" Neither Tao Ruoxiang nor Han Xuan can believe it, and the Qin Lang's dirty trick actually succeeded.
"You know when you go." Qin Lang said, "Hurry up, otherwise Monkey will be in trouble."
As soon as Tao Ruoxiang heard it, I hurriedly started the car and quickly rushed to the street.
Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills are quite good. Within ten minutes, he has arrived at Xianfeng Road.
After that, a van approached, and a person came out in front of the Qin Lang car, and described the situation with him, saying that a Monkey was hidden in the lush foliage of the sycamore trees on both sides of Xianfeng Road. This Monkey is very cunning And the movement is very small, and the pedestrians on the street have not noticed its existence. If it is not Qin Lang's special account to let these people pay attention to the hiding place of Monkey, I am afraid they will hardly find that there is a Monkey in the branch.
"Okay, give it to me, you will be around for the first time." Qin Lang told the man.
At this time, others have turned off the audio of cellphone, but Qin Lang has opened that audio file, because they are all the same audio file, so Qin Lang believes that Monkey must not know that it has changed to a "Monkey".
Sure enough, after hearing the call, Qin Lang saw the branches and leaves at the top of the sycamore tree moving in the wind, and there was definitely something in the shuttle.
"Sister Han, it's your time to perform." Qin Lang said to Han Xuan.
"What are you doing?" Han Xuan wondered.
"Did you just buy a furry Monkey toy? Use this Monkey toy to seduce that Sao Monkey! You should be better at this." Qin Lang implies a deep meaning, Tao Ruoxiang stared at Qin Lang, but this guy Turn a blind eye.
Han Xuan also feels weird about Qin Lang, but she did n’t think much about Cultivating Merit (effort). She took out the doll of Monkey, then opened the window, put one foot of Monkey out of the window, and then light Shaking lightly.
"Hey-what are you doing?" Qin Lang asked Han Xuan.
"Don't you want me to seduce that Monkey?" Han Xuan asked rhetorically.
"Seduce it with one leg?" Qin Lang is really crying and laughing.
"What do you know." Han Xuan explained, "To get Meilu thighs. Women's legs are originally very lethal weapons, but many people are not good at using them. I think, Monkey is similar to people, it should be The same is true. "
"I hope you are right." Although the Lifeform knowledge of Qin Lang is solid, I really do n’t know how the mother Monkey shows their "sex. Sense". I only hope that Han Xuan is right. This Sao Monkey also has **** addiction.
Also, in Qin Lang ’s opinion, it ’s right to show one leg out, lest the Monkey sees that the female Monkey is fake, although the light here is not very bright, but in case the Monkey has strong vision It's troublesome if you have hot eyes.
Soon, the leaves on the top of the tree swayed more and more. It seems that this Monkey as expected was attracted / induced, and it could not be suppressed.
"Hurry up, Sister Han, draw this Monkey down!" Qin Lang urged.
It sounds like letting Han Xuan Seduce this Monkey Seems like this Han Xuan I heard it too, so I gritted my teeth, but she was embarrassed Qin Lang Careful, only if it is not heard, and then Monkey The small half of the toy's face was exposed, as if "still holding the pipa half-covered."
Probably because the simulated Monkey is indeed very similar, and the simulated mother Monkey is indeed "sexual. Sense", plus the "hot" Monkey cry that broke out in Qin Lang cellphone, these elements are added together , Enough to stimulate the Sao Monkey crazy.
Sure enough, that Sao Monkey finally could n’t hold back, and jumped out from the branches of the plane tree, then jumped from the branch and rushed towards the window of the car. It seemed to be ready to remove this female Monkey from the window. Pulled out, and then covered the clouds and rained well, but just at the moment this Sao Monkey grabbed the thigh of the female Monkey, it heard a crackling sound, and then there was the scream of the woman in the car window.
The scream came from Han Xuan. She did n’t expect this Monkey to kill the door directly and **** the mother Monkey toy in her hand, but it really scared her, after all, this Monkey The claws are very sharp under the light, and the legs of the Monkey toy are torn apart with one claw.
However, at this time, Sao Monkey also felt that it might have been deceived, because this mother Monkey was fake! Once the monkey king, it was completely irritated, slapping the car window fiercely, grinning his teeth, and extending his paws to grab Han Xuan, so scared that Han Xuan was really disappointed.
"evil creature!"
At this moment, Qin Lang snorted and slammed the Monkey ’s paws. The Qin Lang ’s palm knife was so powerful that I only heard a click. The Monkey ’s front paw was probably broken. It made a strange noise. Screamed, then jumped forward, jumped into the branch with wounds, and the fleeing escaped, followed by a little red light.
"It ran! It ran!"
Han Xuan said flatly, "It ’s over, I did n’t catch this Monkey! This is really over-Qin Lang, why did n’t you just grab it, what's the use of hurting it ..."
"Noisy!" Qin Lang coldly snorts said, "You can use your brain to do it. What do you do to seize it? Do you still want to punish it with punishment? Do you know how to communicate with Monkey?"
Because of the roar of Qin Lang, Han Xuan suddenly froze, and some feel wronged said: "You made sense, but this Monkey has run away, aren't we clueless?"
"This is what I intentionally let it go." Qin Lang said calmly.
"Why?" Tao Ruoxiang cannot help asked because she was really curious why Qin Lang did this.
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