Xiling Empire Chapter 663: Theatrical drama …

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I want to refund the ticket, but I ’m sure I wo n’t let ...

So, it seems that today I have to admire the historical drama from this girl's graffiti.

But look at the crowds of people around you, these are "directed by the mother of the empire, Azeroth Salvation Army high-level will appear in friendship, adapted from the most touching fairy tale in the history of Human Race" and so on. Now, think about the fact that so many people buried themselves today. I suddenly felt that everything was not so bad.

It ’s a big show to appreciate the surroundings population ’s foaming scenes, and it ’s today ’s drama.

In my mind, a soft harp sound suddenly came out from behind the empty stage. The scene where there was a little talk was immediately quieted down, and as the sound insulation Force Field started, the open-air theater was suddenly quiet.

Only the sound of the harp is getting clearer and clearer, as if coming from all directions, gradually filling the listener's ears.

I was still waiting for Shirayuki Princess, riding a Dodge tomahawk, wearing a mobile armor, and rushing to the stage, shouting the name of the mourning family, I was stunned.

Such beautiful music appeared at the beginning of the stage play of the shallow writer. Is this ... Is my shallow brain working normally this time?

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong", such as weeping and melodious, the harp's broken chapter gradually rose, and finally became a ethereal music that echoed softly over the entire theater, and with this at the same time, the curtain on the stage was finally slowed down. Slowly pull away, and immediately, soft exclamations sounded around.

Water Cube ... cough cough, considering the copyright issue, don't use this image statement anymore.

The crystal water on the appeared side of the stage is obviously bound to the stage by magic, because I found that there is no glass or something outside the square of the "water block", and the bottom of this body of water is arranged The seaweed, shells, and gravel are obviously simulating the bottom of the sea, and in the middle of this magnificent magical water, a beautiful figure playing the harp is pulled with the curtain and just dropped to the stage. A stunning glance.

From the narration: "It is said that in the depths of the endless azure blue ocean, there is a kind of beautiful and kind creature. Under the calm moon, the lucky crew saw this beautiful creature resting on the reef, So they were drunk-they called this beautiful creature a mermaid, and our protagonist is such a mermaid Princess ...... "

I saw it silently, turning to shallow, with tears in my eyes: "Is Shirayuki Princess swollen?"

Although I know that the script you write will sooner or later, didn't expect you are not in the first minute! Although I know that Ishanah is playing well with you, please trouble you at least think about the basic logic when writing your script. Hey! Shirayuki Princess has a dime relationship with that stupid saltwater fish?

Slowly shouted at me, I did n’t know what happened to what, and then turned to watch the show.

No matter how the script is, the Ishanah on the stage is still very dedicated and seems to be very entertaining: this is also a real performance, after all, people are originally the Princess of the mermaid. Daughter look!

But the beautiful idea came to an abrupt end when Ishanah got up and turned off the player under the harp.

…… Director, I request that the drama be killed!

"Mermaid Princess is the youngest daughter of the Mermaid King, and the most well-behaved daughter," the narration, which sounds half soft, continues to read in the same tone as plain water, "but she is not at home. People's favor, on the contrary, has poor academic performance and poor sports. The special class is dismissed. Even the mermaid Princess who needs a player to play the harp is often abused by his siblings and stepmothers at home. When she grows up, her daughter must not find a good job, or even give poor little Princess meals. The mermaid Princess is a nobleman in the sea, but lives a life of hunger and cold for the poor ... "

Ishanah flicked its tail at the right time, patted the small shrimp passing by, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth.

"... Hungry little Princess even had to exercise their predatory skills ..."

A subtle sobbing sounded from the audience, but I think the girls were certainly not moved like this.

Anyway, I'm desperate for this too realistic pit father script, completely desperate!

“Because there is no oxygen on the bottom of the sea, according to the third natural paragraph on page 17, page 17 of junior high school physics, the three elements of the burning phenomenon are missing one, and the mermaid Princess who ca n’t fire or cook can only eat raw food. At the age of six, she suffered from a variety of gastrointestinal diseases early, such as duodenal ulcers and chronic gastritis. The perennial diet and lack of vitamin B also caused her to suffer from gum bleeding trouble ... "

The despair was a little earlier, but now it ’s all right again? Talk about all the things you remember throughout the compulsory education stage condensed into this script?

"Until one day, the prince came." When I was at tsukkomi/ridicule, the narrator came abruptly-this prince really jumped up casually for the plot.

The magic water on the stage occupies a very large area. One end of it is directly connected to the part of the stage narration that is covered by the curtain. At first, I thought it was a channel for water injection. Now I found out that it was a river channel. .

In the bright fishing song, our prince came out from behind the stage in a rubber boat. His prince also wore a big hat and carried a fishing rod ...

I do n’t dare to imagine the scene of the pit father below, but the prince of the pit father still firmly sticks above the Ishanah.

"His Royal Highness Prince who came to the sea for fishing and fishing sprinkled the bait, and the mermaid Princess, who was hungry and cold, could not bear the hunger and swallowed the bait in one go."

Director! I want to learn fishing! I want to learn fishing girl! Mermaid Princess was caught for a long time?

The prince on the stage who always carried Dou Li has now begun his first faceless plot since appearing: After Isana was dragged up by the fishing line, His Royal Highness took off Dou Li and I immediately took a sip Cool: Kael'thas! Do you have nothing else to do?

"Alas, it's a pity it's not a fish."

The prince on the stage and the caught mermaid Princess met each other for a while. The former shook his head regretfully, then let go, and the mermaid Princess threw back with a thud.

Almost all of the audience on the stage were furious: Idiot! Don't give me Oh!

Monina at this moment sitting in the back could n’t help it, so she came over and muttered: “If I were a prince, I would definitely put it back and be born again.”

Oh oh, again appeared, the sturdy speech of Monina style!

What makes me unable to understand is that the script has reached this point, and the voiceover reads calmly: "After the prince left, the mermaid Princess developed acacia, she gave the first food to herself and was catching The man who chose to be released afterwards never missed it, but she knew that she could not fall in love with an Human Race: the fish tail jumped on the ground too hard.

But Princess, who ca n’t stand the love of Acacia, knows that there is someone who can help himself, that is the old witch outside the palace. Witches can make a magical medicine. Taking this medicine, the mermaid can get rid of Darwin's shackles and become a person walking on the ground.

But the old witch is very greedy. The old woman requires mermaid Princess to exchange this medicine with his own voice or the property of the whole kingdom. Mermaid Princess is extremely painful in front of this choice, but in order to end the suffering of acacia, kind The little Princess still made his own choice. On a dark night in a month, the little Princess killed the mermaid king and his stepmother, as well as seventeen siblings and the family ’s seven aunts and eight aunts. , Grabbed all their treasures ... "

At this moment, the entire auditorium was quiet, and I was dumbfounded listening to the narration, sweating: it must be something written when the shallow personality changed!

"But what makes Princess sad is that in the process, the witch who made the magic medicine was scared to death."

The audience continued to be silent.

"Little Princess had to drink all the potions in the old witch laboratory, trying to find a way to become Human Race ..."

Princess you massive!

"Fortunately, little Princess succeeded! She got her legs!"

The water cube on the stage disappeared in a flash of space transmission. Together with the Ishanah, which just completed a thousand cups of self-extinguishment, it disappeared into the audience ’s sight. Instead, it stood there. Leg version Princess: Jaina.

I said, are you really okay? Come to talk about the excitement of this pit father script?

"The merging mermaid Princess is very happy, she decided to cut off her life once, so she made a new name for her, called Baixue Princess-my mother, it can be considered to come back ... ah sorry Sorry, this sentence is not in the narration! "

Subordinate: "..."

Me: "..."

My name is really didn't expect and I still remember this Oh!. In addition, the narration is so cute.

The story has progressed here, and it has been completely transformed into the pit father route. The newly-born Baixue Princess walks on the earth. successfully has learned the Human Race lifestyle and inquired about the direction of the prince ’s life. So she began to be excited. Heading towards the castle, on the road, Shirayuki Princess encountered many difficulties and obstacles. There were lions, snakes, and goshawks who wanted to attack Princess. The weak Princess is certainly not an opponent of these beasts-anyway, I do n’t believe it-at a very critical moment. , Seven interracial warriors appeared, and rescued Princesssama in distress.

That are seven kind dwarfs, seven hard-working dwarfs, seven dwarves who live by collecting ores, and live with animals in the forest, seven ...

Seven headed by Magni? Bronzebeard, the muscles are rounder than the forehead, the whole body is covered with heavy steel plates like tank armor, the mountain axe is used to shake the hammer, and the go into action is played like a group of moving large iron pier. So he flew a dozen lion dwarfs.

...... Shirayuki, are you setting up the Black Dragon Seven Dragon Gang?

In the march that suddenly became generous, the Jaina on the stage led the Iron Furnace to smash and burn the seven-man group to launch a vigorous adventure. Now I have no hope for the plot at all, but it seems that the above It ’s all okay as a martial arts movie: the Magni waving the King of the Hill suit lifted its hammer and smashed the lion, tyrannosaurus, mammoth and fin whale made with the magic doll technology, Shirayuki Princess The lightning flew over, sweeping through the interception troops sent by a vicious queen with a serious love affair in the castle, and the other six dwarfs roared with tremors, annihilating the wolf grandmother, the north wind witch, and the ice Empress , Anubis, grass mud horse, doctor octopus, etc., a total of 18 mixed forces composed of villains, a huge stage called a vigorous smoky smoke, wearing a shirt and holding the sun, the heart of the sun with an iron cross medal on his chest Bai Xueji led his dwarf army to the south and went to the north, cracked the territory, and quickly captured the kingdom of the prince. They formed the oppressed Vikings and Pac-Man in the neighboring country. Combined corps, and the evil queen and launched before the final battle in the Great Plains Castle

This is an extremely tragic battle. In the battle, the dwarf was killed in four unfortunately, so the remaining three eyes were filled with tears of sorrow. On the proposal of the dwarf leader Magni, all were replaced with muskets, and the name of the gang was changed from The seven dragons of the Black Coast have been changed into three musketeers ...

"Brian, my kind dwarf, what should we do now?"

On the stage, Shirayuki Princess, who was at a disadvantage, leaned on his long sword tiredly and looked at the front firmly.

"Please do n’t be discouraged, Her Highness the Princess," Dwarf No. 3, who has been transferred to a Musketeer, replied roughly, "Please look at the combat map. This battlefield is suitable for us to attack head-on. It currently has only three main offensive roads. , And it ’s hard to take care of each other. My brother and I went forward to open the way. The enemy ca n’t stop them all. You see, this is the upper road, this is the middle road, this is the lower road ... Our goal is to stand here as the queen , But killing soldiers on the road is a problem-we do n’t have enough manpower, and we do n’t know if the queen has the skills to catch people ... "

This is the story of Tang Seng leading the musketeer to play Dota?

From the narration: "After a difficult battle, Her Highness the Princess and three apprentices finally defeated nine hundred and ninety-one monsters and came to the back of the evil king."

"Bang ~! ~!" In a big decisive battle that was obviously unable to be edited by the play writer and was urgently rushed to work, after a burst of smoke, the evil queen appeared in full cover-Sylvanas! ! Go home and repair your elevator!

"Evil Queen!" Magni held the hammer in his hand and looked at Sylvanas under the stage with a helpless look, "You have to lift for your home ... cough cough, Pay for your brutality against my five brothers! "

Brian quickly whispered a reminder: "Big Brother, there are four-I am still alive!"

"But I fell five times!" Magni raised his voice and shouted loudly.

Under the stage, my at this moment is almost over.

Sylvanas has a black face. From far away I can see that her eyebrows are beating. I still know a little about Sylvanas ’character. There is absolutely no enthusiasm like the old urchin of Magni. Needless to say, it was also tempted by shallow intimidation. Now, the behavior of the old urchin of Magni is obviously challenging the bottom of Sylvanas's conscience-look at the Empire Don't be ashamed of Azeroth on the face!

"Uh!"

Sylvanas gently lifted her hand, and no one could see what was going on. A weakened version of the shadow shot cut the air, and after a strange arc in the air, a feather arrow Tremblingly inserted near the chrysanthemum of Magni.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh !!! Evil Queen, look at my hammer!"

"Boo!"

"Brother!"

"The third brother withstands!"

"Brother run!"

"Yunchang! Protect the military division!"

"Oh! Cao Thier dares!"

"Xiao Li Fei Dao, no examples!"

"Jaina! Look on Goddess of Darkness's face! Help me throw these three dwarfs down!"

"Her Highness the Princess you can't ... Ohmygod!"

"Squeak, squeak ..."

On the stage, there was a lot of fun, but I have heard a not-so-good voice: It seems that the stage that has been strengthened with Arcane for countless times has just wobbled a while ago?

This bad conjecture was confirmed in the next second and turned into a loud noise: "Boom !!!"

Under the toss of a bunch of heroes, especially the old naughty boy like Magni, the poor stage king ca n’t bear it anymore. In a loud noise, the entire giant platform collapsed in a row like a mountain, and the curtain supports everything in disorder. Bursting all the race leaders who came out of the uncontrollable class underneath.

Aige, with a gray head on his head, stood expressionlessly on the ruined stage ruins, holding a narration book in his hand: "Finally, Princess and the queen had a happy and shameless happiness Life. "

... Director, where is the prince?

"Wow —"

When I was about to be scorched from the outer focus of the stage drama Thunder, the applause from the sky suddenly came from all directions.

The audience gathered here, as well as the guests who were attracted by the explosions in the middle, are now bursting into warm applause, and all the faces are pleated.

"Okay, at least a successful comedy." I tapped gently on the head of Qianqian's, still smiling.

I almost forgot. Today is a carnival. Anyone can put down the burden on his shoulders and enjoy the people. Even Sylvanas has been dragged onto the stage. Why bother with the plot?

More importantly, even if you are entangled again, it is useful ...

But at this moment, a strange voice interrupted my applause with everybody. Looking around, I found three men wearing bowler hats in the crowd. The joyous atmosphere is different from that of surroundings. The three grandpas are crying with a headache.

According to their energy response, this should be three heroes, but it seems that they are not combat troops.

"Excuse me, what happened to you?"

I inexplicably asked beside the three men who were crying.

When one person lifts the head came to take off my hat and salute: "Emperor your majesty, my name is Hans? Chris Tian? Andersen." Then he pointed to the two people with similar appearances next to him: "This is Jacob? Green, this Is it William? Green ... "

Shallow! Come and apologize! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)